The Jamaican Phone Call

[rankingtrevor]

ugly Jamaican cunt

[rankingtrevor]

'Jamacians' are all former slaves with silly accents

[jbagaloo]

that a no Jamaican

[tnadudeful]

No it's not ur bullshit

[PURELOVECREW]

This is Bullshit...

[Kyle11493]

It's a troll accent! I swear Jamaican me crazy.

[CoolMom85]

lol ppl r so ignorant. a child who isn't jAmaican couldn't speak patois this good lol.. i can tell he has a brit accent but roots r jamaican.

[newyorkboy102]

4real not jamaican

[FreshMusicEntTV]

IM NOT NIGERIAN, IM NOT AFRICAN IM JAMAICAN, I WAS BORN IN ENGLAND RAISED IN ENGLAND, MY PARENTS WERE BORN AND RAISED IN ENGLAND. MY GRANDPARENT ARE FROM JAMAICA. SO DONT COME WID UR FOOLISH MENTALITY. I WAS LIKE 12 WHEN I DID THIS VIDEO. IM 16 NOW, ALL U PEOPLE COMENTING HAVE NO LIVES. COMMENTING STUPIDLY ON YOUTUBE ABOUT A BOY LIKE HALF UR AGE MAYBE EVEN MORE DEN DAT. BUT BOI I GOT 307 THOUSAND VIEWS AND ONLY 54 DISLIKES SO I MUSTA DID SOMETHING RIGHT!!

[TheBennysoldier]

This kid is nigerian.. 

[chanaynaynelle]

he don't sound Jamaican

[Booskyme]

he not tlking jamaican he tlking african....

[krayzeekful]

lmao............evrybaddy waan be wi wwwwwwwwoooooooooooeeeeeeeeeei­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[jamaicansinger97]

umm these r wanna b jamaicans wheel and come agen

[nerdsruleable]

Why does everybody want to be JAmaican !?

[rankingtrevor]

@nerdsruleable who the fuck wants to be a jamacian LOL ex-slaves

[BambiiBee1]

iLOve Diszzzzzzzzzz:')

Ahaaa Im Cryinggggg:') Ahaa Funny Maaaan...

[virtualhero34]

Dis man aint Jamaica blad Im proper Jamaica soul blud This fucking up yute blud I will smoke u on the spot

[FlowzayRizzyOfficial]

yoo..allow me..i was 12 when i did this...and it was a mess about...all the people that liked this video...add me on youtube...and i'll start doing some proper comedy videos. thanks for the support guyzz.

[kevine123ful]

brova no tums up for u man u takin the piss 

[kevine123ful]

we jamaican's dont speak like tht man

[kittypower1202]

This kid is trying too hard first he sounds like african then trinidadian and barmudan omg we Jamaicans dnt sound ntn close to tht

[dwizzle12326]

his patois isnt the best, but its not to bad for a non jamaican child...

[tantanbabiii]

@obidike13 They speak Patois. It's much more than just an accent. Look it up.

[donterg]

Yu soun mor like African, yeah?

[obidike13]

jamaicans  dont even have a language just an accent

[Musicisthekey2life]

his arab ass bihh .

wee dont even say "wheree you at "

[Musicisthekey2life]

his arab ass bihh .

[Diamondring44]

Lmaoo!! did you guys hear his ringtone???!!!??? Lml JOKES!!

[chikitaloco]

smh poor imitation

[333ld0]

reece is a joker

[angelayon20]

love the video!!! kid shoulld go 2 hollywood and be an actor!!



[333ld0]

@angelayon20 i know this kid and hes jokes

[ibj3rqu3n22]

DON'T MEK ME COME DOWN THERE!

[LuhhNayNay]

ah who dis ? lmfaoo

[anisweet]

i and i rasta nuh eat mutton!!

[bulletzzz3]

its almost my freind name rodaine he talks the same way

[plainanjelik]

he sound trini



[20Emzz]

is that boy actully jamaican coz he speaks it very well

[tallent87]

lol funny actually

[samibless]

lol good job kid..i dnt know y ppl hating on da child im sure da description says (not really jamaican) unu cum off a di ppl dem pickney lol

[lyricspint]

He is just a kid, back off ppl

[Lanny615]

A good attempt young man, i got a few laughs, thanks for posting the video and ignore the haters, you have talent. Greetings from sunny Jamaica to all.

[sasssy007]

this lil batty boy

[shan3877]

wat d fuck is dis. a fuckry dis

[myrurgia]

Best laugh I ever 'ad!!

[lilfuse23]

lol

[369Nesia]

This is 2 minutes and 51 seconds of my life, I will never get back. So I felt the need to say that this was f@$king s#%t. The accent was poorly executed.

[sweetbutdaring]

You're very talented. You should try more sketches. You're good at it. Keep practicing.

[hothead501]

this is not real original Jamaican language you people need a real jamaican

[blaise10000000000]

@hothead501 u dont no shit im jamaican ur a fukin englsh battybwoy

[shyjames1]

@blaise10000000000 4real he tryin bt it aint real! im Jamaican n tht wasn't patios 4 shit!!

[blaise10000000000]

@shyjames1 ur no stinkin jamaican go fuk urself u javaican / fake jamaican

[chadane100]

@blaise10000000000 no he cud b from a mandivill a so dem twang

[blaise10000000000]

@chadane100 dont try start conzo i dont like u ur a fassio i'll stamp ur fukin head in

[wmthomas28]

@hothead501 LOL!!!!!!!  This is true.

[obidike13]

@hothead501 jamaicans dont even have a language just an accent

[alo0395]

@hothead501 exactly. they just dont know!! it wasnt even close.

[stethehost]

whys it funny i don't it crap

[teemeena]

this kid is a natural talent

[tbailey1995]

lol where is he really from??

[zulukydd]

nicee. nicee

[Tiffany25ism]

SHE DEFINETLY HAS JAMAICAN PARENTS

[KINGKASHH]

he wisperd when he cursed the bad word in the last pert (parents must be around)

[Ceentya]

Maddd funny!!

hez so cutee lol

[TrinaFor3va]

Diz kid is Hilarious...

[Softbird27]

This kid is awesome. He needs his own show. I'm impressed.

[Troydirealmckoy]

this doesnt sound jamaican...wud sound more like a trini accent...we jamiacans dont tlk like that

[MYSEXYDIMPLES]

Funny!!! Good job kid

[youngriserofficial]

heyy guys by the way im much older now. and i am actually jamaican. well 3 quarters. thanks for the lyks.

[gewing26]

Dont Make Me Come Down There And Clap You In The Face

[Jakeethekidfan1]

Lmaooo,, that was good!! Hahaha

[ovadoo1]

Lillady you need to shut the fuck up stipid ass. It's a little boy. you need to go learn your history of the carribbean. Everyone in the islands speak dialect. And understand each other except when Dominicans and Guyana get in their patwa mood yes I said it only Dominica and Guyana speek patwa what you all call patwa isn't patwa

[darkprotekta]

wow i know dads were gettin younger but dis is just takin the piss :P

[xMiRaCLexDx]

lol

[ilvejamie]

hahahahahaha

thats it yuh push mi to di limit :)

[caroltaylor]

hahahaaa

[junamoor]

Very good !!!

[MrTakingbackmylove]

beg



[MrTakingbackmylove]

beh



[21Sweet1]

it was cute.....he can be an actor one day.....i just hope u can do other voices

[LilLady4444]

wtf this is not a jamaican... we dont sound like dat u dumb st vincent/african boy.. u sound so fukin stupid an retard go learn fi talk jamaican before u do fuckery put pan youtube

[HotCandi]

@LilLady4444 are you serious its just a child joking around......

[gamehead600]

yea not bad he's really good

[celeste0898]

I LIKE DIS ITS FUNNY!

[yu12nony]

he is funny



[jabs1960]

eh bwoy...tek u pickney bakside go a u bed! Behave u mout an tawk natral, bacaw u no chat like so. No bodda raze up mi blood pressha in ere dis mawnin! Oh.

[SunSam14]

GAY AS FUCK!!!!

[sweetassnumba7]

likkle bwoy tek yuself go a school!!

[cutiepie2895]

this is maad whack like 4 real..

[Rottweiler808]

dat accent is so fake an obvious. he needs more practise

[Babygurl20336]

LMAo...

[MsNeka7]

OK..lol! well done he nailed it 4 a none jamaican kid..best mi hear so far..

[angel22231]

iii Love Hiss Fakee Jamaican Accent

[angelnia09]

this was not so funny..you could tell he not jamaican cause he not funny..

[stevenp34]

@angelnia09

not necessarily i am Jamaican but lost the accent but still know the words and when to use them.

[angelnia09]

@stevenp34 Ookay sure.

[stevenp34]

@angelnia09

why the sarcasm. What ever you want to believe.

[poisonglance]

ok... cute?... nice accent where you steal it?

[m1zzunderstood]

He must be from london XD

we know say how to copy our parents man

[DjSkyfaze]

hahahahahahahaha this kid is fucking amazing

[toreen1]

that is so funny lol

[thebeast1000]

him a try doh good attempt boy

[youngriserofficial]

him funny u knoehahahah wrath od mi hand

[StarrJay]

lololol

[pbg98pbgpbg98pbg]

hes pretty good

[mercaniescop]

this funny lol

[thomasina100]

heheh love it you too cute

[b3hr057]

Great job with the acting as well as well as the accent/patois.

[Stachmeister]

wow, 3fps, did you record it with a calculator?

[Fabiochick]

trying to be jamaican nice but not funny

[supadupashant]

okay this little boy is adorable!....TO CUTE!.. i was rotflmaooo!! .keep in mind he's a kid .!!! if you dont have anything nice to say ..dont say anything at all.. =)

[fruityloopsproducz]

secretly no ones on d phone

[kimigoodable]

ok he clearly is not a jamaican...or maybe he left here when he was still just a baby...but i can see he's havin fun with our language...lol

[MrBloobclaat]

this is some mad kid

[RuDeRaStAfArIaN]

no happy here mon

[cooky0550]

it sounds ignorant cuz we jamaicans nigga

[XAYXAYC]

SHUT UP!!!!! dont make no more videos plz< spare peoples life, we could be doing something constructive< thank you :)!

[XAYXAYC]

u just wasted 2:52 of my life now wat can i do i will never get that back! this was so funny use a wig not a t shirt

[DreadlockDrummer]

lol it was kinda funny, for a kid

[Ronn1458]

a litte fun

[jaboyz2kg]

lmao

[Jayfb15]

utter fuckery, a mean no word sounds creole.

[LiLBAPEZ1]

actually jamaicans speek patsoi

not creol thats for haitiens

[TheInfamous121]

@LiLBAPEZ1 Actually it's Patois.. and who the heck said we speak Creol, LOL

[xcassieablex]

@LiLBAPEZ1

No, the word 'creole' means the cultural slang of a country. The creole for jamaica is patois, and the haitians creole is a kind of broken french

[lexdiamonds1990]

@xcassieablex thats not what creole means either...and haitian creole is not a broken french

[xcassieablex]

@lexdiamonds1990

I dont remember asking anyone if i was correct. Honestly tho i dnt rly kno much about haitian creole so i wont argue with that but technicallty the definition of the word creole is a language developed from a mixture of languages, and the jamaican creole is apart of the culture in that it was created by the african plantation slaves who mixed their african language with that of the white plantation owners. For the record are u even jamaican ?

[lexdiamonds1990]

@xcassieablex "I dont remember asking anyone if i was correct"...then don't go around saying things that are factually incorrect, or telling OTHER people that THEY are wrong.

[BriBriRox10]

@LiLBAPEZ1 ikr



[melnatsim]

too funny

[ajfreshkid]

What da fuck is dis

im not hatin or anytin but u dis kid sound so ignorant

[Pixiel3089]

sounds like my dad

[The1Simo]

child not easy.... clap u so hard... u DEAD! lol

[kykyshanshan]

this is fuking funni m8t

[backto1960]

Hhahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah­ha

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­a

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha

I just fell off my seat

LMAO

This kid is hilarious.

u'll see the wrath of mi hand. LMAO

OH LAWD have mercy

hahahaahahahahhahahahahha

[CVphantoms]

doesnt sound jamacian sounds like hes frm africastan

[Turtleitis]

In Terms of cinematography ... NO!

[shakoyah]

dats sum fuckry , mi no lik no fake jamaican cuh fuk wid the real jamaican

[fight365]

doesnt sound jamaican. yu want me to make a real video of fucking jamaican shit?

[ramhamla]

yes plz do :) send to me

[rufaro28]

diz fukkin nigga is fukin somalian..

[MissDiara93]

boooooooooooooo lol

[jamminsoldier]

thats a fake Accent

[skankingjoe]

not funny & definately not Jamaican

[mikahick]

this is cute

[1LACAVELLI]

terrible jamaican accent, it makes me cringe, plz dont talk like that again i'm offended

[tooohype]

i hate this lil fish!

[LexiBoo1994]

this is the worstt shit ive ever seen

[ilarvechrisbrown]

ohhh This made me laugh sooo much

[Rydoniya1]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­it

[gtnycbklyn]

its wack sum words are funny but its not better den the jamaican mad womon this video is not funny

[nathanielrules]

that is so lol its so funny when he said hush your beam so funny LOL :)

[aprilnc94]

lmao backwaads

[dominic970]

aint funny at all

[KiiSSAX]

NSPCC - LOL

[sweetmj19]

lol

[SmokesdaGanja]

this kid had me rollin', "you'll see di wrath of mi hand, mi get mi ring an mi turn it backWARDS"

[sardonyx3]

i can hear a few of out words... lol keep practsing... u will get it someday

[TMNstud]

'backwards', lmao, 'backway, backway', we defend the book n the beatin if yuh nuh do u skool work still, nice try tho British.

[MagicalCheeseMuffin]

i can still hear your british accent. haha

but, nice try

[eroticveruca]

oh please....Jamaican my azz

[xxDawlinSingerxx]

better than mine lmao

[Demonna63]

Not bad for a non Jamaican, kid got talent

[eddyvideostar]

To: Demonna63: One does not need to be born in a certain part of the world in order to acclimate oneself to that particular culture; hence, one can be born elsewhere, yet, speak the dialect of the nation that he or she is raised. This is what one really is. For example: If one was born in the USA of Jamaican parents, raised in England, speaks cockney, or high class English, then goes "home" to the USA., they will all (WI and USA) think he is from Mars! They are bias. Stay in England.

[xgloballx]

shit ..

aiden is gay to all btw

[aaq77]

thats the worst fake JAMAICAN accent I've ever heard

[kaneem001]

thats not even jamaican accent maybe some other caribbean island but not jamaica i know because im jamaican and i live in jamaica.

[OACYLU]

this little batamon is ok

[BabyDiamond4life]

lol... jamaican alwayz say eh... lol

[xxBOWWOWxxLYDZxx]

Lol