Messy Mondays: New School Year

[riqqirocks]

i got a dodge ball to the face :)

[mcymoo123]

Are you wearing pants?

[SMFortissimo]

The other day, someone sat in a seat they usually didn't sit in. This made everyone in the class have to choose a different seat.

Seems pretty normal, but my teacher then went on to explain how that is an example for why there isn't just one person out there for each of us to marry. Because if one person married the wrong person (sat in the wrong seat) then someone else would marry the wrong person, etc. etc. so on and so forth.

[resquaat2000]

Hit someone unconscious with baseball bat!!!!!!

[Will02299]

Whats your favorite genre of question?

[Singpraise11]

Ham held camcorder...that's what we call them in the south too LOL

[Orangegreenconverse]

One of my friends on deviantART came across your Like vs. Love video the other day, and we have been laughing ourselves silly ever since! Mondays have become better when I know I can come home from school and watch a new Messy Monday video, courtesy of blimeycow! Thank you! :hug: (Fail, I'm not on dA, XD )

[Awesomenessnessfuly]

Before I started watching this, I was think about a song called Resist the Devil.

[thatguywithawatch53]

I always wondered where the name blimey cow came from. Now I know... sort of.

[mymidnightface]

My birthday :)

[Gorshod]

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: He could cut a quarter of a quartered conifer if you gave him a quarter for every quart he cut.

[artist4christ26]

Do you have to yell in all of your videos?

[oneworldoneway]

Interesting ending.



[FunFriendshipFaith]

I'm pretty sure the printing press was NOT invented in 722 BC...

[kittensintheirmitten]

you bought that? That's Pathetic! Your Pathetic!!!!!!!!

[deedoodaahh]

Q: How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A: A wood chuck could chuck a lot of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[peskytresky]

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?"

Well....A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[0520sophiag]

He must have chucked a lot of chucking wood.. Hahahaha

[robynn0405]

"Resist the devil and he will flee from you."  Hahaha!

[ElmerAwesome]

@robynn0405 I didn't get the humor in that one.

[taylorbeiber14]

Like if you're watching in 2012 :D

[TheSpagettiGurls]

@taylorbeiber14 Who wouldn't?

[Onefleshabiding16]

When the video started I gasped thinking you must be naked from the waist down.

[SuperBabybug]

today in my Physics class..... We went outside and almost caused the grass to catch on fire because of the magnifying glass :) our teacher did it :P

[relent107luke]

1:48 ....the "Ham held cancorder" ::laughs::

[LutaLisica]

"pray to God?"

well who else would i pray to? :D

[lovelynights30199]

Craziest thing~ it was in the middle of class, and it had just gotten dead silent. One of the guys in my class randomly jumped up and yelled WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH!!!!!!! With the dance and everything. Disturbing, I know :D

[MaxyMunchkin]

1:50 - Did he just say "ham-held camcorder"?

[98TaylorSWIFTluver]

:D

[GuardEmerald]

"Resist the devil and he will flee from you." Thank you for that Jordan.

[amsibersma]

Ham held?

[dare2horsecrazy]

Whats Batmans favorite food?

[Sally101ization]

@InAndOutTheBOX I'm not saying that he isn't a Christian. I was just wondering, if he loves God, why would he misuse His name? And, of course, it can be forgiven.

[Siyestrietza]

@Sally101ization He doesn't mis-use the Name of God. "God" is only a title, not a name, like "your highness," or "sir." I have never once heard Jordan mis-use the true name of God as stated in the (original) Scriptures. Also, please give the benefit of the doubt to Christians whose standards and priorities may be different from yours--don't assume they don't love God, just because they don't show that love in all the same ways that you do. God looks on the heart, remember.

[rosysweet1]

Craziest thing, today in biology class, we drew blood, and i almost passed out. there. my life is awesome because i am a HOME SCHOOLER! :D

[keishamonster]

CRaziest thing that has ever happend to me would be that a teacher told everyone in the class that us colored folks better watch our backs.. So i proceded to stand up and say Which Color would that be? haha But I was the one who got a referal SMH

[lordofthestrings15]

Hamheld Cancorder!!!!! :P

[Sally101ization]

I'm really dissapointed in you... I just started watching you and thought you were really funny. You also seemed like a Christian, but in a few videos, you have misused God's name. WHY?!? You sounded like a Christian! Are you? I KNow that Christians have faults, but whydo you use God's name in vain? Keep making videos, but PLEASE, stop misusing God's name!

[InAndOutTheBOX]

@Sally101ization Holy crap and that's the sin that can't be forgivin!!!!1!!!111! He can't be a christian then!!

[monterrey0love]

Ham-held cancorder?

[notcon4md]

I love how pretty much every one of your videos has a major spike in views in early january xD. You're awesome. It's about time we all discovered you!

[bubblleysyd]

Do you think your hair kinda looks like Nick Jonas?



[GingerGeek95]

Braves hat!

[Beetloaf]

um... are you wearing pants??...



[lunawater10]

what the ---- with the shaved legs o-O

[musigalglo]

The hamheld cancorder lol

[parkerholiman1]

"you bought that? you actually bought that? thats pathedic, your pathedic" hahaha

[CFaithDolie]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

[tkm4396]

i went to school with David (he graduated) and i go to school with joshua farris:D

[DisneyPrincessVoice]

You're like a Christian Ashton Kutcher.

[Freedomlover34]

Hehehe What if you know like, 20 Davids? Do they all get a T-shirt?

[BrokenPointeShoes]

"722 bc the printing press was invented." LOL

[PrivateDeathdoor]

Craziest thing to happen to me in class? I was asked out. Turned her down because I thought it was a joke and I did not know her at all. Not even her name.

[Dancer4life636]

i think you shave your legs..lol

[KaylaShanni]

Hopefully this doesn't come out too awkwardly, but...do you shave your legs?

[Honeykatie2]

The music in the beginning sounds so familiar! Where is it from? Great video, btw :)

[TheSchaef47]

@Honeykatie2 It's something called "podsafe" music, standard-type music that people can download and use in their productions without paying the creator a nickel every time gets played, and without getting pulled from Youtube for using Adele as the background for your clip montage from The Notebook without her permission.

I hear this music frequently on The Dice Tower podcast but there's any number of places you might have heard it. I've even heard podsafe music on political ads.

[Honeykatie2]

@TheSchaef47 Thanks for the info! I realized after posting my comment that I heard the music from a podcast lol

[pantherlover125]

"If chuck chucked enough of wood to be given the name a woodchuck, he must have chucked a lot of chucking wood."

[Seaturtlecharm]

UR PATHETIC NOT MEE

[TNTChaos]

He looks like he shaves his legs... interesting...

[AshyGuir]

This was posted on my birthday:)



[TraverseToTwilight]

You sound like the one guy from Fright Night. The original version not the remake. Evil Ed.

[sillystring1996]

Do you shave your legs? lol :P

[Asaph437]

@sillystring1996 Comment gets more thumbs up than video. FTW.

[loverdesquised]

@sillystring1996 there is nothing wrong with guys who shave their legs. some athletes shave their legs to increase aerodynamics and aquadynamics. such as swimmers, runners, and other speed sports.

[extracheezpleaz]

@sillystring1996 i think it's waxing...

[jgalindo1428]

Um... I did Messy Mondays a full year before you did. Get a new title.

[ilovemymilitary]

@jgalindo1428 Uh, Messy Monday's is not exactly a unique title. It was used for a thousand other things before you ever decided to use it...

[ilovemymilitary]

"He must have chucked a lot of chuckin' wood." I'm gonna use that word in my vocab now...

[shereah]

Where are you going to school Jordan? That's my question!

[StickyNoteFilms]

Awesome video!

[WhoWantsSomeWaffles]

"He must have chucked a lot of chucking wood"