Worst Video Games Ever - ET

[ekrocks99]

What do you do in this game?

[nibornna]

@ekrocks99 you have to collect pieces to build a phone so ET can "phone home" i use to have this game many years ago. it took me forever to figure it out, but thats the basic idea of the game if that even helps any?!?

[mastros1000]

What the heck? The comments are in 2012 and this video was made in 2006 OMG!

[SuperSeriousJack]

@mastros1000 People are always searching random games they remember.

[dvamateur]

Maybe before criticizing this game, try to write a better version.

[jako023]

the thign with this game is that say i leave an area from the top end, ill get to the next area starting from the top, so you get confused and then frustrated and the black dots skittle crap are everwhere and ladidadida, it makes no sense GAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Memorex1942]

leave the reviews to James Rolf, who can actually review.

[MarioLuigiSmashers11]

@Memorex1942 hes doin it in the avgn movie

[mavman1994]

You can't defend E.T. I'm sorry but you lose the internet if you even try to defend this pointless, irritating, disgusting, waste of money, giant piece of shit that fell out of the ass of fucking Bigfoot.

[rustypasta]

Better graphics than Black Ops.

[sbhsguard]

click to 2:07 to bypass all the talking.

[Kirbyquaza]

Looks better than mw3

[tudorandreidumitru]

i love it

[MultiRixer]

I actually went to the Mexico desert and i found alot O_O

[BoySamusMetroid]

2:06 for the actual review.

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

2:37 You: Is this supposed to be a forest?

Me: No that's puke you're  walking on.

[fahim5000]

try playing " plumbers dont wear ties" worse then this shit

[ariesvicki]

the only person who likes this game is my mom cause we have 1 and i would never touch it

[oldsman7]

This game.....is poo poo.

[r0ck3tsm0k3]

Actually if you know how to play this game, and get 1337 with it, it gets better.

[alecsouthgate]

Do you know how to usethe spacebarwhen typing

[ssmit422]

The atari used to be the the coolest console because it was the mother of all consoles. Not i cant i cant even see one without screaming "NO!!! NOT ET AGAIN!!! But at least its better than mario

[168anonymous]

still not as bad as Call of Duty

[GamingVidz95]

avgn brought me

[doonn1994]

well, its better than mw3

[leigh1986]

Wadsworth.

[DarthCipient]

I like the bit where he picks up the green dot.

[SentFrom777]

So... I wonder what it means for you to suck at playing the worst game ever... It seems pretty easy to figure out to me. All you gotta do is collect as many of those dots as you can before your time limit runs out. I bet the game is probably so awesome once you past the first level. mmhmm

[doctorockzo]

I guess E.T. was so bad that they buried all the E.T. games in a landfill lol

[TheRealThreeP]

@doctorockzo Not all. A few are still floating out and about. Let the buyer beware.

[MrZoda111]

I see why the avgn will not review this. It is absolutely @)$&=¥£€

[doctorockzo]

@MrZoda111 He is doing it for the movie

[kid29a]

This is a demonstration how you view your life when you suffer from major depression.

[Cridant1]

Thats a game?

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

It's still better than Sonic Unleashed.

[Jchv1RS]

lol this games certainly FUNNIER than mw3

[DylanEff]

Lol MW3 is good😄😄 but mw2-😳

[superatari1]

why are u even playing this. it makes want to barf

i would rather kill myself then play this game its horrible

[witessi]

Well atlest its better then MW3

[NecroHunter93]

@witessi lol, don't you that's a "little" exaggerated?

[VestaaaHD]

i use to think this is the worst game ever but then i took a fifa 12 to the xbox

[undocumentedspot]

You need to wear matrix glasses to see the greatness of that game.

[bluebubbles282]

u make me barf

[yingyanggamer]

It looks pretty bad for today's standards, but what exactly is so bad about it considering it's Atari?

[Despatche]

@yingyanggamer Not much, it was interesting as a game and as an experiment! The biggest issue with the game is the fact that it actually required a manual, for a change.

[yingyanggamer]

@Despatche Yeah, I but even for that it didn't seem too bad for Atari, sure it has little to offer when compared to games like Kingdom Hearts, Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy, etc. but for its time it doesn't seem very bad.

[1davidisawesome]

You suck cock at making viedoes. You dont deserve to make money off of your lame ass boring reviews. Die.

[pielava12]

@1davidisawesome madbro?

[heybusdriver74]

If you were a kid when this game (and movie) came out, you would have known what was going on. Obviously you haven't seen the movie (more than once), and the simple, primitive graphics confuse your spoonfed mind. I'm not saying it was a great game, it was a hard game, but not impossible. I remember the mothership at the end was tough to crack. Btw, the dots are Reeses pieces, and the pink thing in the hole is a phone. E.T. phone home.

[kinkycouple91]

What do you expect from 1982, the women had only just started shaving!

[ElmntNinja]

Looks better than Call of Duty. :3

[GamezAddict008]

you were lucky you're born in the modern world

[theframe100]

Lol xD

I like how you're like "I must not ruin the brilliant sounds in this game with my impure voice"

[36theghost]

Dude, You talk way to much. Just get to the review. FUCK!!!!!

[DarthCipient]

@36theghost There's nothing to review. This game is that bad.

[loser40639]

get to the fucking point

[TheGaminglot]

I'm a game lover,but I really can't stand E.T.

[sonicvsmario45]

I used the snowflake and that was more interesting

[Minigun101]

STRETCHING HEAD?! nope.avi

[RavEorDiE8160]

Why new mexico? :/ this is my home full of a crap game

[Leonthekigdommaster]

i wanna watch code monkeys now...

[threenumbnuts]

Are you Canadian or do my ears deceive me?

[DaTroof93]

this videos a piece of shit

[evilschnitzel]

Took an awful lot of time getting through the 'intro' - had to skip to when you finally started playing. Too bad that you didn't make any voiceover while playing... :S

[SyahmiMelayu]

i'm on a weird site of youtube again..

[faoey0915]

i think the number on the lower right is the number of steps you can make before you die. you might need to get to some place avoid perv doctor get green gummy bears... just a guess

[DonkeyGotMushroom]

this game is random and kinda funny when I was watching this is a waste of money to buy this game what is this game for??? LOL

[MrSamownz]

A monkey.. In fact a dead monkey, could make a better game than this...

[suikoayanajim2]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!­!

WTF is this Game?????????????

[tinnitischannel]

For those who think that the E.T. Atari game sucks... how about reading the instruction booklet before playing?! This game was awesome!

[1980mvagustaf4]

@tinnitischannel i hope u r joking! there is a reason why this game became a huge factor in the video game crash of 83! atari sucked back then and it sucks now! its the one system i do not miss

[laughingfurry]

@tinnitischannel

I say average. Not bad, not good, just average.

[supereldinho]

@tinnitischannel For those who are defending it:

If it were as good as you claim to be, why were nearly all of its copies returned to the company? And why were all of the copies Atari made buried in the desert? Sorry pal, but I'm gonna go with the million people who obviously know what's bad and what's wrong. This ain't about taste, but about common sense.

[tinnitischannel]

@supereldinho The landfill story is because they produced far more games than there were Ataris. The economic situation in video games changed as a whole in 1983, as well. ET was released at Christmastime 1982. And consumers didn't return the games, reteailers did, but that was true of many games across platforms ecause of the 1983 video game bubble burst.

[supereldinho]

@tinnitischannel And you forgot an important fact:

It's the worst game ever made...With Pacman for the Atari being Atari's second biggest failure...

[Despatche]

@supereldinho E.T. is an actual good game. Pac-Man is not only a trash game, but a trash /port/.

[supereldinho]

@Despatche Look, I know that the producers were to blame, but even so, this game caused the 1982 video game crash. A good game couldn't do that. Also, given the horribly monotonous nature of the game, coped with the stupid pits, annoying villains and seemingly pointless gameplay, this game is and always will be the worst game of all time. Pac Man comes second.

[Despatche]

@supereldinho No, E.T. was not what caused the 1982 video game market crash. People can say that crap all they want but they don't even want to read the facts, they just want to repeat the same crap that was shoved down their throats by IGN, AVGN, and all those other Ns.

Yes, a good game could very much so do that, but we really aren't in one of those situations, no matter how crazy the "industry analysts" sound.

[Despatche]

@supereldinho The game wasn't monotonous, and the gameplay is certainly not pointless. The game is almost lightning-quick and the pits are a complete non-issue. Words like "annoying villains" tell me that it's not worth talking about games, rules, and obstacles; besides, you can turn them off and work your way up.

[Despatche]

@supereldinho So what caused the crash? Atari, and all of their stupid practices then. The game itself is completely legit and sold much more than many games today, and Atari games had higher prices when you add inflation into the mix (E.T. then was around $50 then, tends to come out to about $80~90) today.

[Despatche]

@supereldinho Alright, there's that, so why is E.T. not "pointless" or "monotonous"? Where's this "lightning-quick gameplay" coming from? What's with those pits? Three words you really don't want to hear answer those questions and end up implying why it's not E.T.'s fault: read the manual.

[Despatche]

@supereldinho Nearly every single issue people ever had with the game was refusal to read the manual, which they most likely had no access to. That's because all the real negative reception for the game is recent. The only sources we have back then talk about things related to Atari and their handling of the game, not the game itself. People who actually bought the game then and played it are some of the few people who defend it.

[eychff]

@supereldinho Shut the fuck UP. GET A GF COME ON ALREADY

[supereldinho]

@eychff This comes from a guy who defends the worst game ever made? I don't need your advice. Besides, what made you so obliged to tell me that? You go get a girlfriend.

[eychff]

@supereldinho I have a gf?

[supereldinho]

@eychff Yeah obviously. I guess you're running an entire brothel if you got the time to tell me how to run my own life...

[Despatche]

@tinnitischannel Precisely. It wasn't really E.T.'s fault, and E.T. does not deserve the flak it gets.

[cerulee]

I'm so glad I wasn't alive when this happened.

[1980mvagustaf4]

@cerulee u lucked out! those times were the dark ages for video games! things didn't get good until the nes came around

[laughingfurry]

@1980mvagustaf4

Sounds like you're the lucky one. NES had it's share of horrible games and you're lucky to not get any. Some I would rate worse than E.T. Worse of which being King's Knight, imho.

[Shadowtrollz]

I love how you bash cod and say you would rather play et. I don't even like cod, but it is a million times more sun to play than et.

[ViacomPwnedUrMom]

This game probably takes more strategic thinking than CoD

[spikedavid64]

@ViacomPwnedUrMom peice of shit call of duty takes no strategy u fuckin idiot!

[grim10fire]

I don't get it. I wouldn't consider it as worst game ever. I consider it as boring-ass game ever. Second to Pong.

[pwndocter1234]

could anyone even think of what you would even do with this other then burn it

[207legon]

it looks like a 4 year old child made this

[damprumpan]

@207legon or me.

[elyad1000]

i want THIS NOW !!!

THIS IS MUCh BETTER THAN THAT STUPID FROSTBITE2.0

[207legon]

@elyad1000 you are so ingnoriant its not even funny don't embaras yourself like that

[4Got10Shadow77]

petition for remake??????????

[Mydogfartedonme]

What the fucking fuck is this?

[alberchiva15]

i think if some one saw this video in 1982 they will say ''this are the graphics of the future'' xD

[MakPortnoy]

The dots are Reeses Pieces.

I'd rather play Adventure with the dragons that look like ducks. That bat sucked big time!

[NiggaaWassup]

Hurensohn

[eRealist]

@ #:46 fall in the thr right arrow hole to get the typewriter. You are just horrible at the game.

[eRealist]

I beat E.T. You just have to gather the parts to phone home, then meet the ship, game over. I liked Raiders of the lost ark more, haha

[Tim92G]

I miss the times when I was a kid and I would be playing a tough stage for hours, and it might have taken me days or even a week to get past a level. The sense of accomplishment of that was so rewarding, especially if you beat the game knowing that there were only a number of people who have. Now, if you can't beat cod you must be a complete retard since everyone in the world who owns the game has. After becoming bored to death by the monotony of cod id actually rather play something like this

[RWJkicksAss4U]

@Tim92G play dark souls, or demon souls. It's pretty unforgiving.

[MrPepullo]

shiit! I fuking love this game its so awesome! just take a look at that badass graphics! the story is mega-hyper-supahdupah incredible! I mean! the greatest game ever!!!!! \m/

[Thehunter529]

aaahh... 240p! We meet again!

[mvalenti14]

@Thehunter529 what a pitiful attempt to get a top comment. shame on you

[Hilderith]

WHAT THE F IS THIS???? LOOOOOL!

[fubukifangirl]

Pong is just a simple dot and a paddle and it's more fun than this game.

[RThompson313]

sigh !!! I remember this game.... I had to cut grass for 2 weeks to save my money so I could buy a game..... and unfortunately it was this crap !!

[drakenlorde]

Where's Call of duty?

[jtomally9681]

The sound affects are a little off. They are not fully accurate. Check out my LP of this game.

[yoe91]

unbelievable. Incredible....

[808yorkie]

I remember this, you have to find the three pieces of the phone to call home

[AdmiralMemo]

@808yorkie Yeah. The idea wasn't that hard. Actually DOING it was difficult if you were avoiding the cop and scientist. Also, those holes sucked big time.

[XxN0bLeW01F684xX]

now i know what to expect in the AVGN Movie

[spastick]

next time dont bother with the pointless van damme intro cockbag

[Vendayn]

This takes more strategy and thought than Call of Duty. ET is game of the year! Calling it.

[pivotnaza]

1:40 i piss my self"!!! "??"

[Nizwiz411]

the fuck?

[darkangel250294]

look its an ET version of pacman

[MrJ0mmy]

E.T The Extra Testicle

[lavaboyoh]

holy crap the game is happy because your are losing go to 5:43 and pause and you well see

[WiLdBilL565]

@MrJ0mmy nice joke

[ShadyRECS]

awesome game where i can play?

[Laratora]

@ShadyRECS I bought a copy at Half Price Books :D

[john666x1]

so EPIC!!!!!!

[nahtanoj1997]

I Remember I went to a game store downtown and I asked for E.T. for the Atari 2600, they asked me in a concerned tone "Why?" I said I was curious and heard about how bad it was. They ran into the back and grabbed a me a copy for free and said "Good Luck".

[AveryGamerDude]

Guys, can we quit making fun of Call of Duty? IT'S GETTING OLD!!!!

[videomayn7]

@AveryGamerDude thank you! plus, you can't even compare cod to this anyways.

[MultiRixer]

GUYS THIS ISN'T JUST HIS OPINION,THIS HAS BEEN PROVED BY GOOD GAME SPAWN POINT(GAMING SHOW).HAVE A GOOD DAY

-MultiRixer(Youtube)

-AlphaMerch(Minecraft)

-BedrockMiner(Minecraft Forums)

[Noodles37UK]

It was soooooooooooo bad and back in the time we had it, 1985, Atari 2600, we thought it was just us. That it was OUR fault we couldn't get ET out the hole. That we just hadn't mastered the joystick.

[EQUILIBRIUM0000]

888 people love E.T

[fukyous]

@EQUILIBRIUM0000 There's no way 888 people like this piece of shit.

[henriquedematos]

@EQUILIBRIUM0000 I love E.T. (The movie) and I am from the 7201...

[Vincente907]

this game is better than Black Ops.

[MrSystematica]

is this MW3?

[supereldinho]

What did you expect from a game made in 5 weeks? What made the people at Atari think that THIS would turn out well, I have no fucking idea...

[TheGodlikeDragon]

GO DARTH VADER!!!! KILL E.T.!!!!!!!!!!

[IronWolvesBand]

HEY LOOK ITS MW4 BETA

[RoyalZebraGirl]

Now, all we got to do is get Angry Video Game Nerd to play his worst nightmare...

[TheCrispyThing]

@RoyalZebraGirl I'd love to see that. He hasn't uploaded many videos recently. =/

[joshua8712101]

Pft, more like mw3......

Haha, watch me get trolls from mw3 fanboy nerds

[LoryskaEntertainment]

On my computer, Adobe Flash became too frustrated with this game that it decided to crash. I'm on your side Adobe.

[SpaghettiToaster]

Im dispatching my Skyrim order and buying an Atari 2600 right away.

[Kurd94oslo]

Looks like BF3

[RATPT0I]

@Kurd94oslo

Battlefield lacks awesome alien gameplay.

[MidnightWonko]

2:28 I think they're supposed to be Reese's.

2:32 They are.

2:35 Yes.

3:03 It wastes your time. Can be very bad under certain circumstances.

3:08 Dunno, but he steals your shit.

3:15 That's Elliot, and he came 'cause you called him.

3:21 Construct a device, use it to phone home, then wait on the landing pad before the ship returns to escape Earth.

3:27 The world is designed to be like a cube, with the forest on the top.

I actually know how to play this game. I was like 4 when it came out.

[TheMarioo0]

Video begins at 2:07 :) yur welcome!

[DaniBrutalDeathcore]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

[DriMa2Fly]

the dots are pieces of phone and you need to collect them all then go to the blue stage and go to the house and phone home i beat this when i was like 4 or 5

[Goltork2]

this game...where do i start,it's so POINTLESS!It is a box of dinosaur shit covered in dinosaur cum!And you need to eat it!

[TheSydneyLad]

@Goltork2 Are you trying to become the next AVGN? "Dinosaur shit covered in dinosaur cum!"

[hawkeye448]

Its a terrible game but just one of so many terrible games for the 2600.

Amazingly there were games even worse than this on the 2600 and probably a lot of crud that I dont even know about.

[MrStocktonian]

has anyone ever interviewed the people who made this game to see what the point was if there even was a point to it

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

Can you make a video showing how bad Stronghold 3 is? When you compare it to the other Stronghold games its one of the worst games ever lol

[MrTailsprower7]

kill it

[ZombieBoy2011]

Well... It beats call of duty

[Areg20]

@ZombieBoy2011 Call of Duty Will Kick Ur ass.

[Chuckles454]

@Areg20 keep hatin fanboy

[Areg20]

@Chuckles454 ok i will keep hatin u.kid.

[fatniggaboy921]

@ZombieBoy2011 no it doesn't

[RiksK15]

@ZombieBoy2011 I simply can not express, how retarded your comment is!

[XxTHEWAFFLESxX]

it must of took a long time to make this video...

[MrJetsFan100]

This literally gave me a headache -_-

[MrLilamin]

@MrJetsFan100 OMFG ikr

btw JETS ALL THE WAY :)

[georgecw9]

OMGROFLLMFAO

[systemofachemicalnir]

at least its not fear 3

[lolliepop90]

240p. It's been over 20 years.

Your video sucks and if you arn't smart enough to figure out there are arrows at the top of the screen telling you where to go, then you shouldn't be playing videogames in the firstplace.