How to Make Girls Fall in LOVE

[istanbultravellers]

Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

[akshel]

hahaha, he knows..

[jyebonita]

I love you Zack

[ashleyfae84]

U need to wear a lynard skynard headband on ur next vid... An ditch the fake accent. Then u would be hot! Lol

[Akatsukirocks14]

lol

[creminal23]

jack sparrow ?

[199Infamous]

Dont know how i ended up here but this shit is fucking hillarious LMFAO xD

[veramanuel55]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[sassygirl2255883]

SOOOOO HOOOOOT!!!!!

[tohxuen1]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[jawadkhanxxx]

@tohxuen1 im not gona copy and paste and im waiting for that dead grl in my room.... im alone in my room and its 2am... i realy want to knw wht wil happen to me after 30 minutes.... come quick dead girl... i wil rape u again.... hahahaahahahahahahahhahahahaha­h....

[FireworksDude311]

are you high?

[uglycotton]

"Either that or it might get infected" <- L0L

[unconcealed]

Lmfao Dollar general where generally..everything is a dollar...

[Collinffs]

hey professor james, how do i make your mom give me a blowjob after assraping her?

[SPQRSOLDIERS]

Why do you suck so much?

[ILoveLawWaiSze]

不男不女樣衰人妖

[GirKitten]

You have an edible voice! XD But, I wanna know if you could exchane vocal chords with any person or other living thing what or who would it BE?!?!?!?!?! :DD

[ThisGirlGotYourGame]

You dont look like jesus... You look like a rapist.

[Schokokatzen]

this guy will never make a girl fall in love ...

[soulreaper4ever]

hhhmmm... how do you get a passed rape victim to have sex again?

[naso0]

better than new stuff :D

[nguyenbang811]

welcome to AZxxx.net!!! This site's XXX the biggest!

[alennaLaMorna]

blah blah blah, boring shite

[committeesq]

Yayyyyy Outback! Yayyyyy Outback! Woot Woot cough Woot gag Woot.

[mba2ceo]

Money ?

[ipodbuff]

Yea that guy is a dumb a@@

[mmmhyeah]

no just be honest with them... well thats EXCEPT.. you just wanna FCK

if youre actually interested in the crap shes babbling you should not be worried about how to make em luv u , but about how much your psychiatrist takes per hour

BUT if you

a) wanna FCK

b) ARE interested in what she talks about

OR

c) can be honest about both a) and b)

you shouldnt have a problem in the world except maybe for your dongs size, wallet size , car size , house size , yacht ..

uuuh damn not enough space left bb ;)

[Jaidawoods410]

Your so stupid and wrong that's not how to get girls tomlove u if u wanna no just ask her

[SophRox144]

Where do u come up with ur jokes??

[boomboompow226]

I bet you have no girl

[grandmasterSamurai20]

hi do you know what a reversed blumpkin is?

[Dafoodmaster]

@grandmasterSamurai20 a munchkin

[grandmasterSamurai20]

@Dafoodmaster lol jw you still do the professor james? cuz that is soem funny shit

[xXSchaefchenXx]

You have realy pretty eyes and look handsome but you talk like an Idiot. So for most women you aren't attractive!

[Soesii]

@xXSchaefchenXx He isn't being serious, silly. In real life he's smoking hot I bet :P

[201doom]

ok heres my certified way to enhance your penis first get a cup and mix in 50ml water 25 ml natural apple juice 70 ml milk 95 ml chopped broccoli and 25 ml chopped garlic blend until smooth pour into cup drink that have uncontrollable diarea then realize your an idiot and take some viagra

[78moonbaby]

your soo funny don't stop making videos

[JackandJordanshowTV]

you made me cry with laughter

[Trueghostgirl]

ok I usually don't do things like this ... but your hot .... lol .... not too mention pretty fucking funny!!

[DragonLordG]

... so if the penis gets infected it doesn't also get bigger?

[dbqpo0oqpdb]

why you cant talk noraml??

[201doom]

@dbqpo0oqpdb wyh cnat yuo slpel lkie a nrmola preson=why cant you spell like a normal person

[madmax3372]

you suck

[MrGhostsChannel]

Whats with the light Russian ascent XD

[maxwellpassion]

I was the 777th person to like this video. Hmm coincidence? Sure :D But I have something to say. GIRLS ARE YOUR FRIEND. Not your item to fuck with. If they love you for you, good. If they don't, don't waste your time. You can love them from a distance. And sex.... isn't the answer. Penis size is nice, but it's not the main thing. Money is nice, but it's not the main thing. Sensitivity is nice, but it's not the main thing. YOU are the main thing. If the girl doesn't love YOU, it's not real.

[supersaiyan9574]

@maxwellpassion .....are you professer james's assistant

[maxwellpassion]

@supersaiyan9574 I haven't made a contract with him... so no lol but he may agree or he may not.

[supersaiyan9574]

@maxwellpassion well you give out good advice like professer james so maybe he should consider

[maxwellpassion]

@supersaiyan9574 Oh well thank you :)

[maxwellpassion]

OH MY GOD this makes me die laughing haha

[henrique88t]

I so miss videos with Professor James :(

[goodfty]

202 people bought the fertilizer and it failed O_o

[Itachi7197]

You use the stuff to make you buff to grow your dick

[Gameoverboys111]

@ lilshortichristina - one, his mom

[TheWiseTeenGirl]

202 people tried to make their penises bigger using fertilizers.

[THExVIDxKID]

"Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter"

[303dexter]

I legibly thought that he was some very nerdy girl with a malish face.  O.O

[Faceb00kAddict]

@303dexter i think you mean "literally", not "legibly"

[MrMJ7]

i think you need to be on the receiving end when it comes to advice...seriously

[Weldras]

losers !

[petedapirate1824]

He needs to make more of these

[spclac]

dude i thougth you were killed in die hard!!?!?!? what happened?

[MuRdErFoRLiFe77]

do not get me wrong, but u kinda look like a vampire at this video....! :P

[perdimonocle]

The guy looks like nerdy version of Brad Pitt.

[FishDickzProductions]

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[sonny581]

Love isn't real.

[rbass311]

@sonny581 ppl that say that are very sad and lonely.  I feel sorry for you.

[sonny581]

@rbass311 Why would I be sad when I have friends? I don't need love. Love is bullshit anyway. i think. I'm perfectly fine with being single

[TheSacredImmortal]

@sonny581 WHAT?!!! Love is real

[gliglimp12]

lol this guy is funny shit!"!!!

[whatamachine89]

EITHER THAT OR IT MIGHT GET INFECTED HAAHAHAHAHA

[mrbluejean]

Is it bad if i went out and bought a bag of fertilizer after seeing this?

[chellyification]

hahah i don't people should take your videos seriously.... love it! haha he got infected.....

[marissahill12]

put ur hair up it looks good

[HoundHoundHoundHound]

Rawr? IS THAT A QUESTION? So. Yah.

[mazenhesham001]

THumbs UP if you think that he looks like johnny deb in pirates of the caribbean .. and also talks like him

[UberTacoNoob]

@bytebull Grammar Nazi Correction: Outback? You're not Australian. That is more like a terrible German accent you have. I bet you live in the projects of some slum town.

[x38mark83x]

reason number 5, i mean there are so many games that rule specifically to the xbox, halo for instance, and only losers hate halo.

[iOverBurdened]

I want the ps3.

xbox360 can play dvd and games in hd

ps3 plays Blu-ray games and dvds in tru-hd

Take crysis 2 for example. Play that on xbox for 3 straight hours and enjoy buying urself a new one.

Need i say more...

[BlazingBlueFlames]

are you jesus O_O

[ShepperdW]

YES, HE IS RIGHT. BEST FUCKING PICK UP LINE EVER!!!! :)

[jjbraff08]

money+huge cock+sensitivity+<333333333

how true that is

[acavemand]

What are your videos rated? X, R, PG-13, PG, or G

[lilyplugpro]

he looks like brad pitt in interview with the vampire...

[jurassicpark4ever]

@lilyplugpro I was thinking the same thing! He does look like Brad Pitt in interview with the vampire!

[lilyplugpro]

he looks like brad pitt in interview with the vampire...

[mm3n]

you remind me of jose mourinho

[MsSecretM]

you look really good with long hair and a smooth face. sorry i just had to tell you that lol :D

[KrazyKazooie]

HE looks like the "Whats eating gilbert grape" version of johnny depp

[punkbitchslappin]

SOMEBODY ACCTUALLY TRIED TO MAKE THERE COCK BIGGER BY PUTTING IT IN A PLANTER WITH DIRT...............AMAZING. NOTHING SURPRISES ME ANYMORE.:)

[apocYukitoXMisuzu]

hooray for endorsements xD

[FindTheBody]

You should keep your hair at this length. Quite attractive.

[j4ckyb01]

thank you i now have an infected penis plus my mother walked in whilst i was planting my penis in shit :(

[123mjfan]

you'd be really handsome w/out the accent... i like it anyway tho.... 

[Abhibrotoable]

How do i approach a girl who doesn't like me...??

[mrMONDAY9]

With a brick and a bottle of ky jelly!

[JerseyMan144]

If a girl talks to you in a tone of voice that sounds like she's interested in you, is she? That's my problem.......

[paraboliqu]

Or you can make ur cock bigger by eating a cock and then try to piss it :-??

[HopllyteAlpha]

One methis to make a girl fall in comlete love with is to simply lie your fargging ass off... works everytime!

[Charlymaumushi]

@HopllyteAlpha I will keep that in mind. I will actualy try.

[msinquisitive20]

@HopllyteAlpha Nah I wouldn't do that, my best friends ex done that (hence the 'ex') and now she wants to hunt him down and kill him. I don't advise it...

[HopllyteAlpha]

@msinquisitive20 But technically it worked... RIGHT????

[msinquisitive20]

@HopllyteAlpha Yeah, for about 2 days.

[HopllyteAlpha]

@msinquisitive20 No way... I have personally seen douchebags drag this on for months... one in fact did it for 7 years.

[msinquisitive20]

@HopllyteAlpha I guess my best friend is just too good at being able to tell whether someone is lying =P

[HopllyteAlpha]

@msinquisitive20 What I find comical is when you meet the OTHER guys whom pursue any woman in your circle of friends or in your family most guys can smell a douchebag from miles away... somehow... for all of thier "superiority" women just dont seem to GET IT! And guys have thier faults, it seems the more beautiful she is, the more infallible her character is.

[msinquisitive20]

@HopllyteAlpha Um... about your comment... I'm kinda stupid and don't understand what you mean so could you tone it down so a person like me can understand it? K thanks :)

[JerseyMan144]

@msinquisitive20 oh haha. That was highly amusing.

[chadley6916]

Total douche

[1331km1]

You remind me of Swissgarr Swissgelf

[thedavecorp]

Y'all got Dollar General in Australia?

[ZB19NW]

Is that your normal voice?

[mymsong]

i wanna be a youtube partner but i cant because i only have 20 subs

[mayosa666]

XD oh god, hot guy with glasses, soooo my type

[nnortena]

@BOOMtargetdown your a fuckin hater his voice is sexy u prolly have a pussy ass voice ur prolly a fat ass who sits in front of the computer all damn day GET A LIFE N QUIT HATIN ON HIS!!

[nnortena]

U REMIND ME OF A VAMPIRE

[LavaGuy101]

Why do women refuse being such bitches, abs I like your Adam apple * cough* Jebus * cough *

[MrImawesome14]

you are a retard dude how the hell do you get paid

[miguelrodriguez007]

@MrImawesome14 with money only a retard asks how u get paid :)

[toughslasher]

dude your epic with this voice XD

[iS4LiFELi]

lol all the video i watched has someone talk bad about him and zac just turns it around and his the bad guy ... epic

[BigJimThornton]

your hot

[naster123]

LOL zack is the biggest joneser on youtube

[sandybupy]

you look like the insane man of twelve monkeys, brad pitt FAIL

[brooksta10]

ur so fucking gay lol

[hehetata3]

Why do i want you in my pants? (wink wink)

[tasplay]

someone send this wanker to afganistan and let the taliban stone him..Not even they would waste a round on this drbble dick..lol

[LilShortiChristina]

Yes. I have a question. How many girls have you slept with your entire life?

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

@LilShortiChristina About 15, why? I'm 23 but I feel alot older now!

[I2ayy]

@FieldMarshalRommel23 LOL

[SmashingKinpumps]

@LilShortiChristina I bet its like negative 2. 

[LilShortiChristina]

@SmashingKinpumps lol that's funny

[SeaToSky1980]

Having a group of donkeys follow you doesn't make you a leader, it just makes you head donkey. You and your fans are short chromosomes. For your next vid, could you take a hot sharp stick outta the fire and twist it up your pisshole? That would really turn my crank.

[LJVC91]

People don't get how big Youtube really is. In 2006 I think, it was bought by Google Inc. For around 1600 Million dollars, so if this guy says he makes enough money to go around making vids only. You might as well believe he is making more.

[TehYoungHack]

@LJVC91 2008

[LJVC91]

@TehYoungHack Thank you good sir.

[inspirondee]

nicccce

[balinne]

booooring.

[Ferrilove]

u look nice.

[jmac6965]

whats with all the fucking questions, you are all fucking zombies for saying the same shit over and over. let the fucking guy make videos in peace.....mind you he prolly likes the publicity. ur still zombies.

[tigerblade79]

dude! your accent is so badass, lol

[sheryllpaul]

how do u convince someone that u are NOT interested in them?

[sqwidbilly]

fake and gay!

[IxGATORxI]

if anybody actually sticks their dick in fertilizer . . . . . . . . . lmao!!!

[pkerlover]

who are u? ur funny

[UberTacoNoob]

How much do you make a year making vids??

[PALETRON87]

awesooome fuck the haters who dont get it

[tagsey94]

your a twat

put that in your shitty show

[badrudeen007]

R u in a basement?.... Coz thats fuckn freaky and U look like a serial-killer.

[IMN666]

i can see like a million guys putting their dicks in miracle grow, then sueing the company because it didn't work

[dirtycrewman]

Huge pupils, excessive chewing motion..... U love your XTC, don't u Zack? Lol!!

[Milrisaron]

Errm... This isn't even funny... not even a bit. So i just wonder why one hundred thousand views? Catchy title maybe?

[FtbllSk8rBsbll]

0  (=3

[TheSickHumanBeing]

I <3 your hair.

[DRDRmRm]

get a life, you suck

[saksi08]

hahah. your insane. LOL.. funny dude. : )

[fcbgio619]

What a whoreful day I had. LOL

[Praguereporter]

Are you russian?Or your parents?

[getyourownbeer]

@Praguereporter he's australian

[heavell99]

He doesn't look like Jesus... he actually looks very gentlemenly-like. I wish he was wearing a suit--maybe some new glass frames... The stubble I could certainly live with.

[malakasnoob16]

can you write for me what to do to make your pennis bigger?.. cause i don't understand your english very well..

[MechanicalSunlight]

. . .

I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you said. Why don't you wear your hair down anymore? Hawt O.O

[vegetarianhottie]

@MechanicalSunlight i agree lol

[imac903]

lies u don't get paid

[uncontrolable69]

how do you feel about trolling ^.^