Akatsuki's Rant

[SHIKAMARUSLOVE]

I love this song, It's from shippuden!

[H8meBreakme]

Crap.

I created many fics of Itachi and my OC Miyumi.

...

I hope he doesn't come to my house and try to kill me...!

*translation: COME TO MY EFFIN HOUSE!!!! xD

[Fanofgaara100]

3:02 Wait did I get that right?

He will come to your house!?

OH, MY GOSH! I WANT TO MEET A NINJA!!!!!!!

Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi, yaoi, yaoi....

[Fanofgaara100]

Kakuzu- And if ONE person laughs and says "Good cover" you're dead.

Me- Hahahaha, Good cover!

*Waiting, but nothing happends*

Me- And I bet your wife is hidan.

Kakuzu- YOU'RE DEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!!!!

[EmmyRulez632]

Is this the Japanese version of ting mama de hua by jay chou? Because it sounds similar

[cloudneoqt]

@EmmyRulez632 No, it is not.

[lockheart120]

i bet hidans his wife.... you know there is a fanfic out there that proves it

[the7deadlyhomunculi1]

NO TOBI SHOULD NOT WEAR GOGGLES BECAUSE HES TOBI NOT OBITO!

[Veemon105]

Good cover, kakuzu.

Hahaha

Come on let's see you try to kill me!

It's not like you can ever....

Wait someone's at my door.

*Opens door*

Me:Hello? Oh Crap it Kakuzu!

Kakuzu:Imma kill ya man!

Me:Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--­------------------

[icetitan009]

good news konan YOU ARE A GIRL!

[icetitan009]

fuck your respect itachi ( filps the bird)

[StartheFox100]

I <3 TOBI AND PANCAKES :D

[thegreenslap]

wat is this song

[kyouchiha8]

lol vegas

[wedgiequeen123]

Fave lines:

I'm a cold hearted, border-phychotic Bastard. Respect it bitches.

I'm the akatsuki's leader, my real name is none of your buisness.

I don't have a crushon Itachi or have a coletion of plushies of him under my bed, i swear.

I'm not a girl, I'm not the akatsuki's sex slave, AND I DO NOT ''''OFF WITH THA MOUTHS ON MY HANDS!!

Stop with the pinnochio jokes already.

I like pancakes! :D

I don' twhore myself out for money

WHAT THE %&#$ IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

[deathnote774]

hahaha good cover:Dtry to kill me asshole;p

[DaShikaShake]

*Laughs* Good cover!

[meluvzgir]

i do not **** off with my hands

yeah riiiiiiiight like aaaaaanyone would

[thisiswierdX3]

I love how cute Zetsu looked in this!

[kariuchiha16]

lmao!su~re u dnt deidara n sasori.XD

[Minako1128]

Novanator (the one who originally drew this) is a fucking genius. xD

[werehogsoniciscool]

Good cover Kakuzu. And Hidan may I see you're trophy for must time fuck ever used in a sentence?

[gamer20002]

I love you Konan

[Supakid085]

Hidan has big big issues.

ohhh and btw kakuza -luaghs- GOOD COVER GOOD COVER GOOD COVER GOOD COVER!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD

[ItachiSaysHi]

kakuza was right, hidan does have a big mouth. XD

[ItachiSaysHi]

"ill go ahead and crush your hopes even more" nice and so was the last thing you said kakuza :3 I'm leaving so many comments lmao! XD

[ItachiSaysHi]

i luv 0:33-0:57. I do know damn well who you are and I will respect it. :3

[ItachiSaysHi]

Wow Sasori has a sense of humor. He found the puppet jokes funny! And I luv the "you can go away now" part. :3

[Lala3295]

Itachi was wrong...haha. But this was probably made before the manga reached the point where he...Yeah.

[SuperEntchen1]

^^ good video

[Kbocker1]

Song? :o

[xSpiderWebsx]

I love you Konan! Actually now that she's being seen in the anime im expecting a whole crop of konanxevery member of akatsuki fan fics. Can't wait )':

[3ntityLvr]

I'm Toby and I'm a good boy....I like pancakes! :D

[deztructicus]

@ 3:40 "where should we eat tonight" IN HELL!!! ... or maybe sparta, whichever's cheaper...

[ARTxXxISxXxAxXxBANG]

Good cover Kuzu-sama.

Hehehe remember last time you tried to kill me? Didn't work out so well did it?

[kaheliini]

*yells*

HEEEY KAKUZUUUUU~

GOODCOVERGOODCOVERGOODCOVERGOO­DCOVERGOODCOVERGOODCOVERGOODCO­VERGOODCOVERGOODCOVERGOODCOVER­GOODCOVER!!!

*runs away laughing like a maniac*

[zoneshatterer19]

@kaheliini RUN FASTER!! HIS WIFE AND KIDS ARE GOING AFTER YOU, TOO! 0_0

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

Kisame has a bed :|

[butterflyzero0]

I love this watch it a lot.

[Lo9an1234]

i loves this vid  -.- but still cramminga all those charecters into 1 rant hmph totally not fair lol jk loved the vid

[vampiresrocksmy]

kuzu graet cover everyone knows your gay and hidan who cares come to my house if you want to. so kuzu is super gay.

[micbra15]

Zetsu I look in the mirror eveery day! And I'm frickin' proud <3

OMfG

Tobi: uhh..... I Like Pankakes! XD

X) Love this <3

[CamiixD1398]

Good cover, Kuzu. Good cover

Hiddy, U can come to my house whenever U want

ZetZety, yeah... waht happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas XD LOL

[CamiixD1398]

1:36 no, I don't got that but...

Are U sure it's true, DeiDei?

Don't U hav a crush on Sassy???

[AlasseSurion]

GOOD COVER!

GOOD COVER!

GOOD COVER!

GOOD FUC#@ING COVER!!!!!

-waits and waits and waits- Hmph!

[queen1044]

lol

[thebabykatt]

lol, good cover! *Gets killed*

[itachikyouyalover]

kisame:oh.and i dont have a crush on itachi or a collection of plushies of him under my bed...i swear...

me:o'rly

*checks under bed*

me:WTFH itachi come here for a sec..

kisame:n-no!!

itachi wha- *sees plushies* *twitches* WTF KISAME! *falls to ground*

kisame: *faints*

[ContracterYin]

I LOVE IT~!! great job!!!!

[deathangelfluffy]

this is all pretty good lolz omg TOBI LIKES PANCAKES! :D

[paperluigiman]

its true deidera dosnt ****off with his hands he makes em make out

[bionicleidiet]

huh? im not dead yet? -watch recent comment-

[slashfighter123]

tobi is madara uchiha

[naruto44556]

whats the song called i love it!!

[pauloren1236]

naruto shipuuden ending 1

[Koddie199]

the best was deidara and sasori

[bionicleidiet]

haha, "good cover".

[XxemogirlxX6596]

O.o DEIDARA *fangirl squeal*

[SupersonicNaruto1212]

hidan is the f@%&ck*"? best XD

[supermegahola]

the best are Zetsu´s and Pain´s :D pancakes

[evillordorochimaru]

every single on of them is sooo right!!!

[1purpleturtle]

lolz itachi's and zetsu's we're the best =D

[Armeru]

lol zetsu's was the best

[oOJambiroquaiOo]

Hidan is totally a gangsta lol XDD

[PockyAddict2]

ZETSU'S SO CUTE!!!!

[Pax441]

what happens im vegas stays in vegas was my favorite

[goduvpain]

hmm some right some wrong.

[cloudneoqt]

haha yeah xD noo pain died D:

[sweetlemonlove]

i luv zetsu's!

[Galax1809]

What happens in Vegas, stays in vegas >:D

[collcat88]

hidan keeps cussing at us well now ppl r going to make fun of him more..... even me >:3 ahhhh i love my life ;3

[naruto7568426]

O.o Kakuzu has a wife and three kids!? Wow...how'd he pull that off?

[CandiedEmotions]

Zetsus made me laugh so hard! Oh my God! And Konans was funny too.

[3448179]

lol i hidan's rant was the funnyest

[ilovetobiuchiha]

tobi is Madara not Obito

i love pankaks

and dei if you dont love sasori then love tobi all he ever wanted was a friend but you relized too late

[xT0t0r0]

Tobi is a good boy <''3 Pancakes :''3

[Kis4m3F4n]

Tobi is not obito, Itachi actually DOES love his brother (thats why sasuke isnt dead) andi like pancakes too :D

[VictoriaxAkatsuki]

if we stop with the pinocchio jokes, can we start with the Mr. Woodcock ones? XD

[Narutoejjd]

i like pancakes too tobi :D

[helpyheplerton]

Ha! Hidan's got a set of lungs on him, doesn't he!

[SoroHanosh]

2:26 I'm sure you know this by now but, tobi is Madara not Obito.

I can tell this rant isn't completely up to date (nothing wrong with that) I just wanted to say a few things (obvious by now)

Pein=Nagito

Everyone loves Konan as far as I know.

does Kankuzo have a family? or at least HAD? cuz i think I remember hearing something like that

[VictoriaxAkatsuki]

i think it's HAD because *SPOILERS* it said somewhere that he was 92 or 91 or something.

[KyeShirosaki]

Kakuzu faught the first hokage. The dude that MADE Konoha. I'd say he's a lot older than his 90's. He just steals ppl's hearts and instalife! He was still pretty cool until Kakashi killed him.

[VictoriaxAkatsuki]

ahaha XD you're right, i liked his sewn-shut mouth. it was creepy, yet cool! XD (reminded me of a halloween character o,o)

[SaySayMiley]

funny song but cool!!!!!!!!!!

[stella10bloom]

I like pancakes !! =D XD

[BloodxGrowlingxFist]

omg dudes stop making big spoilers some peole havent read that far ^^

[matb70774]

Tobi did not invent the akatsuki

[bradley88195]

what do they not know that konan is a girl well she is... pein, pain nagato choose either name you like. tobi well madara uchiha is the founder of the akatsuki itachi dies by sasuke zetsu see the whole thing it was just a genjutsu battle so the whole thing was moitionless for zetsu

[XxDeathxXchan]

ahhh..Itachi your nice weather you want to be or not!! X3 lol NICE WORK!!

[Akatsuki250]

i am the akatsuki leader my real name is nagato and this body not mine its my dead friend yahiko.

[gravehorder]

PEIN FTW

[shuyin104]

lmao - Good Cover!

[garraisawsome00]

that waz hilaious and i loved all of it

[Vapureon]

I agree. C: There are no gay guys in naruto. Sorry for all the crazed yaoi fans.

[fedsre]

What about sasuke. He never seemed to keen on the "revive the clan" thing.

[Vapureon]

I totally forgot how to reply to other comments for awhile(or maybe I just forgot about comments at all.). But not seeming key on sex doesn't mean he's gay. Besides, he wants/wanted to kill itachi first so he won't come and kill all of his offspring, I suppose.

[fedsre]

you known itachi doesn't hate sasuke, right? obviously he spared him out of brotherly love. He thinks he has it bad, but naruto has it the worst.

[RaymanRhyanna2190]

Hidan's Rant just owns.

[QuarterRican04]

hahaha very funny. is there like a sasuke or kakashi rant?? anyway r these all made by the same people? cuz that person deserves mad props! keep it up!

[stormywonder]

Deidara doesn't love Sasori dammit! (he loves me! i wish.)

[mnisprite]

awesome. XD

[kisamegirl11]

*laughs* good cover kakuzu, haha u can't kill me cuz u died!!!!!!! or so i think idk i don't read the manga

[punkanimegirl13]

cooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[nevermindsasuke]

YAYS KISAME!!!!!

[leigrl]

OOOOO_OOOOOO

[demonkat98]

lmao kakuzu. 'good cover, man.' XD

O.O oh crap hes here..!!! eep! LOL

[akatsukiawsomness]

Zetsu not freak Deidara-sempai not yaoi Tobi AWSOME!!Hidan funny Kakuzu SO money obsesed Kisame not like Itachi Itachi AWSOME TO!!!Konan nice and A GIRL!!Pein.....idk

[EvilzLilGirl]

all of it is true ... ok all of then are constent yaoi but other then that its all true

[KillerxIntent]

Noooo! What happened? They're all liars! The Akatsuki are like...

a CONSTANT Yaoi-con!

Except for the Peins. They're straight. Konan knows that doesn't she? xD!

[deidara0luverX21]

lol good cover kakuzu! =D

[Mangekiyo]

L-O F*CKING L! (omg hidan got me into cussing again oh noes!)Zetsu isnt a freak! i dont think so! LOL THE END!

[Theillousionprincess]

*Laughing* good cover!!!

[SADANGELproductions]

omg hidan your m&@#$*%!^%$#$%& awsome PRAISE JASHIN *leaves and comes back covered in blood* sorry had to pray ^-^ HIDAN F#&@*ING RULES

[SADANGELproductions]

acutally itachi does love sasuke he couldn't kill his little bro so sad

[deidara1pwns]

haha nice i luved deidaras. DEIDARA U R SO FREAKIN HOT!!!!!!!!!

[akatsukiawsomness]

YA I KNOW!!GO DEIDARA-SEMPAI!!

[TobiAndHidan1715]

me: i don't think your a freak zetsu!

zetsu: lets go to dinner my treat (IN VEGUS >=) )

[ladygraue]

Kakuzu is obessed with money and Hidan.

He is a jerk.

Unicorn12345679

[deidaraslover27]

*Laughing* good cover!!!

[adorableCHU]

Tobi <3 :DDD

[uhoil007]

jajaja i liked it

[FlareNeos6]

damn Hidan's religon must not cover swearing

[superawesomeanimefan]

YES THEY ARE ALL NOT GAY11!!1!! AND WTF i did not know kakuzu was married...........(slaps hidan to make him stop causing) thought they are all right!!!!! AND SASORI IS TO PRETTY TO BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sp for a lot of stuff)

[Sakura434]

Somebody tell me what the song is!!!

[Lav1122]

Home Made Kazoku - Shooting star.

[ladygraue]

i love Tobi!! tobi so sweet. kisame is okay. deidara is a jerk.

Kai hatake

[Sugercube75]

Kisame!!! Lead Us To Atlantis!!!! Tobi Is A Good Boy!!! Tobi is my fave Akatsuki member....Deidara ties i dont knw y....maybe cause he look like a chick so much...or the bombs....most likely the bombs...Woop!! BOMBS!!! Zetsu scares me!!! Its like a 2nd Gluttony!!! for those of u tht dont watch FMA Gluttony eats every and anything...i can totally imagine Gluttony and Zetsu eating eachother!!!! Scary!!!

[ladygraue]

i love tobi and i want to marry him. LoL! 

He is just so cute.

Kai hatake.

[akatsuki4ever77]

my favorit was kakuzu...and if ONE person laughs and says "good cover" you're dead.

[TobiTheGoodGirl]

AHHH! I live in Vegas! That means Zetsu is gonna come here and eat me! =0

Oh well, that funny!

[anythingthing12]

wassent as funny the 2nd tin;>

[xtayboix]

lol this vid is funny like hell 5/5

[lostheart626]

what's this song?

[Lav1122]

Home Made Kazoku - Shooting Star

[Kickthem9]

Heh.. Nova really rocks doesn't she?

[UchihaItachi345]

I liked Itachi rant. 10 hours later on the people he hates! And Zetsu, we love you!

[dragonlovergrrl]

yay tobi!!!!!!!!! and zetsu isn't a freak he's normal.tobiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[username1d8gh]

lol the deidara part,"No i don not **** off with the mouths on my hands"

[danyal159]

lol rofl :] :} :)

[Twiggyakaellen]

Omfg roflmao especially at deidaras,itachis,kisames, and tobis Luved the video too*rates 5 star*

[Tycx]

lulz kewl XD hidan's made me laugh

[Hisakina]

i saw this on deviantart I nearly died of laughter ROFLMAO XD

[rufus2d]

lol?

[bAbiiExkUtiES]

lol(:

[DayVSigh]

that was awsome!! good job