My Shower Song

[noodlesandgravy]

This is so fucking stupid.

[derplecbob]

0:54 thats wat she said

[josephgross1998]

0:43 best smiley face ever! lol XD

[gothicchik52]

O.O Iwillnow be scarred for life.

[TigerleleRocker]

I mean this in the most friendlest way possible you r insane :3 XD

[CrushGodess]

lol rub it in rub it in rub it in hehe lol

[CrushGodess]

pause at 0 15 his face is priceless

[lidya883]

stupid

[tattoelmejor1]

I'm going to make this short and as nice as I can

I hate you,

[SwizzleClan]

Kids this is what drugs do to you

[mrsmars880]

I JUST BROKE MY CAMRA THATS A SPARE. IMOUT OF 1,000 DOLLARS. LETS GET BACK TO THE SHALL WE?? :D?

[kittierox100]

greg...do you shave your legs...

[bama3321]

ur a creep

[ShidoCookieface]

it got in his mouth lol!!

[MrLezzgo]

well im officially scarred.

[Iatethepocky]

1:52 piss it off

[12sky2isAWESOME]

squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze! I love that part!

[geesgirl11]

love this 

[Ashcraft99]

O__________o

[Cteklite]

fav part: 1:27

[Ollie7707]

holy crap it's like only good things can happen to me today! awesomely weird stuff kept happening all day at school, and then I get home and see THIS. XD

[Sorasixx]

0:35 that happens to me all the time .__.

[Devise91]

do not want

[jeslin55]

fav part 0:16

[Cherminater1]

Oh jesus.. how can a person be so dumb?

[MrSoullicker]

why does this exist??????????????

[miia69yass]

forever alone !

[SuperBlackrose34]

WEIRD ASS DUDE

[yuliebabieTeenMommy]

lmfaoooo you and your ideas 

[dekelforce24]

"this is indeed a disturbing universe"

[dleflour]

you look and sound like freaking spongebob!!!!!!

[BOBKLAAS1]

0:35 love that part XD

[lightningstrikesTV]

RUB IT IN RUB IT IN HA HA RUB IT IN RUB IT IN HEE HEE

[RainbowBittyMonster]

His hair must be soft

[finch239]

this guy reminds me of fred just older....

[SexyLittleKitten227]

Why Da Fuck Is This Shit So Addicting...

[haileyjeanpones]

what just....nvm i dont wanna know... o_O

[BitterTruthx3]

0:30 hes got his rape face on... O_O

[hater8481]

:.(

[Sophie483d]

I i i think im blinded???

[elisaoliviax3]

1 word WTF

[333adventuretime]

Why is there always problems with his shower in his videos?

[CraftersfromYear1338]

i watch it every day to it may be scary but its addicting

[Justmeashleyxoxo]

so funny,I can't stop watching this!!!!!!

[thecrash91]

One Word: Crazy...!

[GlambertGirl312]

I watch this every day!

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

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[tammy881207]

This "banana" is really funny.XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

[MsLahRah]

i like your eyelashes.. lol

[SerpentChaos]

0:44 - 0:50

[RocksterABC123]

Whatever he says I am not dumping conditioner on my face.

[flashpro62]

While still pulling the ":D" face, Onision shows at least 10 difference faces. A-fucking-mazing.

[tehpwnagepie]

"Take off your pants!" Creepiest quote ever.

[Pikogan1]

I just rape the replay button!

[giupieri]

Nice try, but the banana song is better

[MrsLovinoVargas]

XDDDDDDDDD THIS.

[pakesboy]

well that ending was awkward...

[AmandaJeanDotCom]

what a waste of conditioner. smh. :|

[TheButtheadd]

wtf

[romanticrobozombie]

Looking for a roommate?

[wormholeboy]

how funny



[creativefre]

That's a strange women

[RacAdish]

@creativefre hes a guy you dotard.

[JamesHunt159]

Press 4 for an epic face

[stoudbaker]

111 people rubbed it in wrong and 97 people washed it off too early

[22JaneDoe]

you shouldn't use any chemicals at all on your face.

[ChenellyfulTroll]

@22JaneDoe Are you stupid? How are we suppose to clean our faces?

[22JaneDoe]

@ChenellyfulTroll Water will do. Chemicals fuck up your skin, the skin care industry makes millions from fucking up our skin, then making new products that are supposed to sort out our fucked up skin. They are slapping their pockets because sheep like you fall for it.

[ChenellyfulTroll]

@22JaneDoe I'm not a sheep... I just care about my face -_- Like who uses ONLY water on their face unless they cant afford soap ?o-O Dumb-ass hippy...

[22JaneDoe]

@ChenellyfulTroll Um...me! :) and my skin is in much better condition than it use to be when I used soap, moisturizer ect..

[ChenellyfulTroll]

@22JaneDoe Keep thinking that :3 Whatever makes you sleep at night.

[denisegarfin07]

bad breathh!!! 0:19

[dreamworkd]

it's a young Ozzy Ozbourne

[sweetcheeks54255]

Lolz

[Sarahgirlnew]

Umm........ok then...............XD

[gummybear138]

I dont see how this is at all funny

[codyhauger]

that was just scary



[MsZackyV6661]

oh no iim on the weird part of youtube....again..

[Odact]

umm...... ok....?

[Guinevere4399]

looks like that guy shaves his legs....

[best0gamer0of0all]

AH FU*IXED IT!!!

[PoisonCdr]

epic



[bellamyershannibal]

Ok so I am not a huge fan of Onison mainly because of the whole he had a cult, got into all that drama with his girlfriend Shiloh...but his videos make me laugh my ass off!

[nanniesbabies788]

love it its funny

[GlambertGirl312]

Fuck yeah! XD Lmfao at the last bit. "Now we get to masturbate!.........hehehe"

[prodoexcane]

Is it normal that i now sing this in the shower ?

[evilxcandy]

I love this video so much zomg xD

[coolzebra1001]

Omg i always get this stuck in my head lol :)

[MRSTICKYICKY420x]

i dont have a clue how i got to this shit

[Bbcak954]

Quire



[Shin3yTh3Fox22]

1:51 sound like "Piss piss piss piss piss piss it off piss piss piss piss piss piss it off

[shnnw18]

stupid

[retardedmonkey200]

lol ohh fu...FIXED IT :D

[MillionMixVevo98]

FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE!FACE! :D

[jasmarinas]

how did the conditioner taste??

[quiksilvermonkey]

The fuck did I just watch?

[maddy07able]

the things u do 4 us.....

[GRI3S]

1:20 my favorite part almost

[cryslind22]

AMAZING SONG...LISTEN TO IT LIKE EVERY DAY...ONE QUESTION DO U SHAVE YOUR LEGS??? =)

[MsCupcake6781]

Really ? Why are boys so stupid ?!

[darthstorm100]

where the hell do i begin this poor soul is a freaking fruit loop. he scares the hell out of me and was he saying piss it off?

My gf: YAY!!!! XD rinse rinse

[victorialcw]

this video reminded me i have to take a shower . well at least i wont get it wrong . :)

[DawsonMrsShane]

F-IXED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iwubbsyou]

that white stuff on your nose buggs me..........

[VictorSnakevenom1]

PISS PISS PISS PISS IT OFF! Now wasn't that fun? No more deadly cum! Now we get to masterbate! Hehehehe...

[doglover1087]

Dump it on ur head and mabey on ur face *Cocking* XDDDDDD i got in his mouth!

[awhiteoreo]

like if you shower with your shirt on!

[kittyfairy123]

lol!!!!!!

[shiznickers]

dude, theres a pink razor in the shower behind him..... o.o

[simoblazersonoio]

dieeeeeeeee please!!!!!!!!!!! pplease please pleaseeeeeeee dieeeeeeeeeeeee!!! i pay money to see you havin a bad death!

[Blackstar531]

@simoblazersonoio What the hell is wrong with you?!?!

[IntoTheAbyssWillIRun]

awwww :) I miss these days when he had epicly funny videos

[gotha94]

lol c de la merde

[iisyassy1]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww at the end thats nasty who des that in the shower maby in the bathtub but the shower WOW

[Patrick23066]

Funny!...but i lost myself

[Assviol8er]

0:36 so easy even a Cave Man can do it :)

[copperheadsif]

and they said the internet is just getting stupider..

[workinghere1]

you scare me X3

[Coola131]

S.O.S lost in the weird part of Youtube again.... tell my mom i love her.....

[z3braL0ver]

um, y is their a mirror in his shower ? :s

[keirsully]

lol this is the best

[emobear55]

i love the fact that he is an adorable person and singer.. LOVE THIS SONG.. hmmm my friend sniffs toilet paper.. i wounder if they r related..

[XmetalXmaddnessX]

You should be a famous singer. LOL!!!

[Mrfirefox109]

piss pisspisspisspisspisspissit of

[drakeylover445]

soooo fuuunnnyyy he kinda hot 2



[Wlynn342]

haha i tried this anmd my mom was like "why r ur cloths wet?" and im like "Ijust took a shower like onision." She lays her head in her hands "ur supossed to take off ur shirt and everything." she says. "R U SAYING HE LIED TO ME :O!" another hand smack forehead. "oh god" haha true story

[TheSpeedOfCrap]

Conditioner tasted SOOOOO much better after watching this....

[natemorey]

I love how he goes completely nude for nothing but showers will all his clothing on XD

[UploaderWWEFan]

0:42 aww fu,ixed it!!!!!

[NanaBabyh]

i'm scared to go shower now...

[MsSings1]

o_O

[24Lyndie]

What does masterbate mean???!!!!???

[Mohrkai]

@24Lyndie

Bates was a "Master" in the 1700's. "Master Bates" was a name many people called him in his hometown.

His name was Waldron Bates JR. The son of a Pipe-Engineer.

[saracakes1]

@24Lyndie to play with your private parts. :P . ahaha. js

[Andrewtoaster]

@24Lyndie Dude what are you 9? You'll know when your older.

[BOROZ28]

Needs years of therapy.

[SuperRedhead1998]

This is my favorite part "awwwwww fu... fixed it!" lmfao

[SuperCheakyGirl]

I thought he was a girl rofl o__O

[antinoobcinema]

am i the only one who noticed how ghetto his bathroom was

[charminstud1]

@antinoobcinema lol no...his bathroom was shitty

[julianwilsonpleasant]

tangled



[chimchar723]

Thumbs up if you think onision is one of the best YouTubers

[1210dharmon]

Rub it in rub it in HEHE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[yiKADS]

I dont get what you're doing @ 0:27...

[hello6753]

so funny when he get soap in his mouth

[thefabfour2]

I also dont know HOW ANYMORE YOU COULD LIVE WITHOUT SHILOH! I HATE YOU!

[TheChaka1999]

he reminds me of willie wonka

[JackMcNeverEver]

if lindsay lohan and shane dawson had sex...

[ChloroformUrMother]

kinda looks like the ork from lord of the rings

[JesusShrimpondabarbi]

OMFG I F***ING LOVE THIS! YOUR F***ING FUNNY! LOVE IT!

[snakefangwarriors]

I have that mirror at 2:07

[HorizonTeaRzz]

1:51 -- PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS IT OFF!!! :D

[DJCixa]

Press 2 for Epic face.

[thefabfour2]

1:30 you should of said not on your face x

[xxrobixx99]

Znowu zgubiłem się na YT.... :C

[Minecraftwolf7887]

piss piss piss it off piss piss piss it off

[DJCixa]

What do your parents think of you..?

[boltyhead]

Is it weird that im not really disturbed by this o.O

[shizuofangirl101]

rub it in rub it un he he

[Fritidsjente97]

he got an amazing ability to finish his videos no matter what..

Camera broke

Once he fell of a tree

i dont have to name all do I?

[steamingleo]

We should have a wet tshirt contest with you ;)

[fishhappen68]

huh i only use one hand for washing and the other for you know, the whole time im in

[erikerik97]

you are the best;)Onision;)

[toxic37212]

weeeeeeeeee

[24Lyndie]

This is hilarious(:

[blessedbyme]

You're more stupid than I...

[Vikkiclark1999]

omg. love it. be careful, you might get soap poisoning. lol

[Vikkiclark1999]

now we get to masterbate!!!!!! lolololololololooll!!!!!

[WarriorSnowStar]

Your a banana

[Rosie963852]

so stupid lol

[rainerockstarrrr]

He shares a shower with his mom.

[101101shadow]

At 0:26 does anyone else see Christian Bale?

[Thecomputernerdet]

one time i walked in on my dad singing along to this song until the last part and inside i am like omg my dad waches onison and in on the outside i said DAD WTH ARE U WATCHING!!!! lol

[nathanturnerful]

since this song i always sing "now rub it in, rub it in haha, run it in, rub it in hehe"

[BoomySpace]

@nathanturnerful same

[ILoveKittens62]

cluster nut!!

[mgotts3562]

1:47 his mom walked in.. hahah

[kansascitylady35]

Ok i really like this and the banana song

heidi

[TheBcuzisaidsopunk]

Me and my friends always watch this everyday never gets old if u watch this 1000000000000 and u still laugh

[AvRiLLoVeR0]

fuck why i end up with this crazy ?!