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[kimmyberla]

are you serious?

[jokerjosh15]

id say "WTF WAS THAT!" then punch them

[haramison]

..

[akorvemaker]

Oops.

[intensev5]

I don't remember eating corn???

[1991faithy]

what was that!!! O_o

[caudilldj]

"that never happens when i watch jersey shore"

[caudilldj]

"hey you gonna eat that"

[caudilldj]

"who put vodka in the water pitcher!!"

[jennyd217]

I would be speechless

[hale2005]

What the BEEP!

[inkdup7891]

...wasnt me...

[cheritobravo]

I'm so so so so sorry! What else could I say?

[gina6785]

I don't know but I would at least apologize.

[247365Truthseeker]

There's not much I could say other than to apologize profusely and offer to pay for dry cleaning if necessary.

[whowhatisnow]

Wow. I don't know.

[marceldboudreau]

really sorry

[Yellowsublove]

What the!!!!!

[PoignantTuna]

oops thought you were a barf bag

[dyuester]

Never had that happen before

[peroxide8888]

Oh pardon me, that's mine (as I try to wipe it off with a shirt sleeve).

[amongthesilentranks]

Probably would just say sorry.

I had hyperemesis 2 times, luckily never threw up on anyone but myself and the bathroom, but an accident is an accident.

[ashleedavis2009]

Sorry, that t-shirt made me throw up in my mouth a little bit, and i just couldn't stand the idea of swallowing it!

[chromiumman]

i meant to do that

[tnartnar]

Y U NO HAVE CLEAN STOMACH ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[marissamilkshak]

"On the bright side, this will make a great story for your grandchildren one day.."

[bffkitty]

Probably "oh my god, i'm so sorry!"

[MidnightBeadery]

Let me help you clean this up.

[MrJAYEM1]

i am sorry

[hawkeyes696]

did i do that

[elangomattab]

What can you really say besides I'm sorry? Maybe I'd give them a Jackson or something to pay for the mental trauma.

[JimmyDWins]

I'm sorry!

[eyeogenic]

I'm very sorry.

[nrobak]

I am so sorry

[vranab]

I'm so sorry

[nurserozetta2000]

Extreme apologies

[apriltrent313]

I would probably throw up as well.

[RisingAlways]

My bad!



[PhulesKnight]

Oh God, I'm so sorry about this...

[stunnazbaby93]

Ah wow

[friendlykev]

AT least a bird didn't poop on you.

[reggieclim]

I'm really sorry :)

[pharmgirl71]

ahhhh hell!

[crewesantacroce]

oh shit sorry !

[darkoftitan]

"Now that's what i'm talkin' about!"

[jbsweeps13]

oh my god

[dolphin4176]

"eeeewww" then I would probably return the favor!

[goonyburd]

I would get so grossed out

[pixiepuff2006]

i would just run away very fast

[ryu2cool]

bummer dude!

[cyberdying]

You ruined my painting!

[debbied48]

oops. sorry.

[TCDTC1]

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[TheWwjodydo]

bummer dude!!

[theborgs]

fuck

[mareholmberg1]

"what the #()&$)&($"

[cheryl2of4]

eww, my bad

[TheBabyChooChoo]

"Sooooo...have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?"

[rapidfire79]

I think I would likely be to mortified to say anything. Maybe I could squeak an I'm sorry as I ran for a washroom.

[beewitherspoon]

"I am soooooooo sorry"

[CcMofo1]

oh my god! im so sorry!

[ulrye812]

you just got punked and run

[mothermineral]

I would say "My bag" and run! Just kidding. See you tomorrow. :)

[elaing8]

oops...sorry

[floweredangel]

I would just start crying.

[KAPUMAKA]

I would say sorry, and cry

[Puissance]

Are you aight?

[kam7703]

I try to avoid those types of situations as much as possible!

[ElUltimoPrimerBeso]

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship..

[ThePixieSprinkles]

If I were a dog I could just eat it off of them? lol Gross, I just vomited a little typing that actually! =O

[TheRealBhevarri]

Well I guess it depends WHO I threw up on.. anywhere from "I'M SO SORRY!" to "Serves you right, fucker. Have fun cleaning that up!"

[thegamblinggirl]

"That's really not the way I prefer to swap body fluids. "

[echotides]

OMG! I am so sorry! I'll just go die from embarassment now!

[Halorach]

I didn't eat corn!

[galesburgbrat]

i know i'm ugly, but come on!

[1cranepuffin]

Let me take care of that for you...

[232abner]

Tasted better going down

[Douglas327]

I am so sorry! Let me help you clean up.

[northbridgesouth]

sorry, you aren't a Leafs fan are you?

[shtahfari]

It's not you, it's me.

[TheRoswello]

my bad . sorry

[onfire5323]

Sorry

[spez911]

Sorry buddy.

[genxsis83]

Got an extra shirt?

[anonynamja]

oops I did it again.

[pioupiou701]

take their wallet.

[ScrubsRocks4Ever]

You are welcome, that'll be $25.

[gmstavros]

Sorry dude

[clvn8]

Offer new shirt

[Curlzncoilz]

I am so sorry, I'm unwell and here's $20 for your dry cleaning

2nd try for the green check mark.

[jenniferhall1977]

Offer my apologies & offer to pay for the shirt to be cleaned.

[StarMist49]

Oopsie?



[gxgear]

Well considering the time of the year, "Merry Christmas!"

[eclecticlibrarian]

Don't take it personally.



[tracylr233]

Sorry. It would be horrible!

[magnum17x]

apologize and pay for new shirt

[Curlzncoilz]

I'm so sorry, I'm not feeling well, here's $20 to cover your dry cleaning.

[brbpink]

Offer to clean their shirt!

[jlafount]

I would say nothing, knock them out, and when they wake up they'd find out they were in Human Centipede 3: Life's a Bitch

[scoubidibidou]

I'll apologize!

[aly3360]

oh god, I'm so SO sorry

[erinxduh]

I'd say: "Uhh...My shirt!" (and then proceed to figure out the reason WHY this person threw up. and if it's more important than saving my shirt)

[jerylm1]

I am so sorry!

[Chronorayven]

sorry about that ... Can i buy you a drink? :P

[madreblair]

I don't get it.

[jjpdream]

oops sorry

[butternutz]

Don't try the fish.

[ladyxmess]

That shirt sucks dude.

[RichINFP]

That wasn't me, I think a big bird must have crapped on you from the sky.

[TES283]

Ahhhh, I think this restaurant poisoned me. Do not eat here.

[reducefootprints]

So ... how about meeting for dinner sometime? (hehehe)

[coljim999]

Whoops!

[gorgonzola357]

Booop

[1ChattyMom]

You needed to accessorize. lol



[jmcharries]

This isn't by any chance a turn on for you is it?

[zitecame]

soso

[bipple305]

Enjoy my lunch, I didn't....

[dclipe]

Congratulation, you've just been PUKE-ON. Its a new hidden camera show where we find victims, and puke on them.

[lavachoke]

it's your lucky day. consider it a gift from me to you.

[weiyimanga]

No words can be said

[shannon03maire]

sorry!!

[tonygreene113]

Got any fries with that?

[beverly01975]

Uh, I'm really really sorry

[TDope10]

awwe shit ,im so sorry :/

[astroqueen67]

I would die...

[sksweeps]

sooooooo sorry, can I get you a new shirt?

Or, does this mean a new baby is on the way?

[d78df68s]

oops.

[chocochip08]

Let's see who can projectile vomit the farthest! jk, gross. I'd probably cry.

[cjamesrun]

I think I would throw up right back. I don't have the stomach to do anything else.

[nickhun246]

i would say sorry and walk away :D

[newfgirl12]

aww..whoops....

[TheBookRose]

"Sorry" What else could I say? I'd probably repeat it over and over, all the while wishing to never see this person again.

[lilithkills]

LMFAO

[hestar]

"Someone spiked the beer!"

[BlunterBonsai]

You were just that ugly

[BlunterBonsai]

You were just that ugly.

[BlunterBonsai]

You were just that ugly.

[proudmommy22boys]

well i would probably freak out if it was a adult,but if it was a kid id be super nice.lol

nice shirt by the way!

[Taurin333]

"So...how about those Mets?"

[Levilady67]

Ooops ..its wasnt me!

[larrypmNL]

I would faint from embarassment

[HKJazz87]

"OMG I'm so sorry" and if the circumstance fits I would run away.

[kcrowell2010]

"You dumb a** wanker"

[apparition47]

too awesome.

[VMMML5]

Oh my God!!!!! I'm so sick!

[DelHatesYou]

"I'm so sorry" I'd really feel ashamed!!

[sunshine279]

oh man, I'd feel so bad! I would probably cry!

[victoriasplace2]

"I'm sooooo sorry" (then probably throw up again...not on purpose...just as a reflex)

[85snowflakes]

oh crap, I'm soooo sorry!!!! hahaha

[lanalucybaker]

Never tastes as good the second time around. :frown:

[omgacsl]

oops!

[hvhmoney]

Nothing... I'd turn and run.

[wingedfate321]

.....sorry, indian food.....

[dwndrgn]

I do hope you don't have a strong gag reflex!

[snorlaxgb]

sorry

[2pLre]

What's up, Chuck?

[FaeryCharmed]

Wow, I haven't hurled that far in a long time!

[janicelynn]

"my bad"

[CihaPet]

uh.... I am SO sorry... [run]

[hbinct]

"Oh, I'm sorry. You looked just like my ex!"

[dianemarie63]

I'm pretty sure the only thing out of my mouth would be obscene!

[mrdisco9999]

"Look a rare humpback wale!" and then run in the other direction

[TheHope200]

How ya bean?

Just love your giveaways!

[saristrawberry7]

Sorry!!

[unclegavinb]

"Would you like fries with that?"

[chadrik916]

How much for the shirt?

[name460]

I would give them money

[2011Polly]

"Geez I hope that doesn't leave a stain" 

[onebirdbam]

Sorry sucka!

[foodhistorian]

Well, you're the one who insisted I had to take a swig of rum and kiss a dead fish

( My first and last visit to Newfoundland- this ritual is required if you wish to become "one of theirs") and yep, I threw up.

[jstdeb1961]

i;d throw right back on them

[LIDARKSIDE]

I'd ask them if they had all their shots!

[JMyers666]

What the f*ck?!