I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
Do any of the fairly famous or well-known people like Patton Oswalt or Gary from Gary's Mattress get paid at all by 5sf, or do they do it entirely pro bono? J/w
I have to poop so bad but I decided it was safe to watch this video first. I may or may not have been wrong. I am not sharing any more information about this experience.
@therealCG62. Yeah they're like prop bottles that people use in movies and TV shows and stuff. They break on contact and aren't made out of glass, so they're pretty harmless. MythBusters tested what would happen if you used it real bottle, and let's just say, it wouldn't be pretty XP
@brohouzer n00b you didn't even say 'puts on' sunglasses, if your gonna used an incredibly overused joke atleast do it right yeah? i mean what does *sunglasses* even mean?, do they just miraculously appear out of nowhere, get your shit together dude
This was actually hilarious, one of their best ones
420Ferlito 4 hours ago
The description makes the whole video make more sense.
SuckyGuitaristSinger 2 weeks ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Rainb0wWarri0r 1 month ago 25
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analord 2 months ago
@analord i think theres something wrong with ur penis.
Mcburgerdennyfatkid 5 days ago
i cant even load 8 seconds?!?!?!?efjq jw3
chaosprune 2 months ago 3
Was that the old guy from gary's mattress?
McJargle 2 months ago
Ugh the fucking sound effects...
TwoLeggedBeast09 2 months ago
best 8 seconds of my life
1O1Myth 3 months ago
36 People didn't get laid
balambalaa 3 months ago 3
@balambalaa And u did?
azimby 3 months ago
chances are 90% of you all got turned on
bluemusicfreak10 3 months ago
Doesn't matter had sex...
alitllebitemo 3 months ago 4
true story
v4vatis 3 months ago
Cool story bro *hi5*
ZoomlessDude 3 months ago
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what has been seen...
sroualdz 3 months ago
Masterpiece.
MattHossZone 3 months ago
I did NOT expect that...would it be wierd if i favourited this?
SRStrollisSRS 3 months ago
lmfao oh How I Did Not Expect That!
beerjameswvu 3 months ago
Oh man didn't see that coming, definition of comedy there.
DrGamez 3 months ago
34 gays do the same
preslijs13 3 months ago
@preslijs13 You got the backwards. 36 straight guys were disgusted.
MegaMan6947 3 months ago
im gonna link this to all those desperate idiots at yahoo answers!!! TIS' HOW YA DO IT!
TheSpyChecker 4 months ago
did anyone one notice they're OUTSIDE the cells?
RejectTheatre 4 months ago
What a twist!
LordDarthHarry 4 months ago
puddin' guy's voice just changed everything
bigbeeftomatoes 4 months ago
wat
liljjisback 4 months ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.
mrfist6 4 months ago 15
Yeas now i found a way to get LAID =D
OMARx18x 4 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
I think this is the only way I will get laid in my life with my ugly face that I have..:)
Ro07ze 4 months ago
@Ro07ze sooooo whys there a smiley at the end of your comment?
FreshDumbl 4 months ago 4
@FreshDumbl Because, he is so goddamned ugly, that he needs to use internet emoticons as a substitute for his ugly face.
DohEntertainment 4 months ago
That one definitely says something about getting laid. Guys in the back must have had fun. haha
Nickelstarfilms 4 months ago
lmfao
JFTKproductions 4 months ago
Not as gay as twilight
ProtosMerkabah 4 months ago 178
@ProtosMerkabah Not as redundant as sunglasses jokes... I guess.
Blarghurface 3 months ago
@Blarghurface Well I guess that... They just got laid... YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOO!
ProtosMerkabah 3 months ago
@ProtosMerkabah wait... Twilight the vampire movie or Twilight the pony?
geglespheler 3 months ago
@geglespheler The Vampire Movie... *facepalm*
ProtosMerkabah 2 months ago
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@ProtosMerkabah NOTHING is as gay as twilight.
TheDarkKreig 1 day ago
This shit was gayer than a mothafucka
NNaZMa 4 months ago 9
They could have just had supergay-hardcore-buttsecks with eachother if they wanted it so bad...
cuecumber22 4 months ago 17
@cuecumber22 but....they couldn't high five each other during it that way
Polarbomb15 4 months ago
The inmate on the right is a little too embarrassed to be seen on this video hahaha!!!
TolerableProductions 4 months ago
should've done that in a women's prison
SmashLiXs 4 months ago
@SmashLiXs Guys arent allowed in women prisons....
mrblueyez07 4 months ago
@mrblueyez07 i know that
SmashLiXs 4 months ago
Why is he still wearing PANTS?
raterthegamer 4 months ago
Gettin' Laid you're doing it wrong,
nikko7895 4 months ago 3
"Im Johnny Knoxville and this is the buttfuck gauntlet"
Drjusmar 4 months ago 8
@rubendjp
silly ruben, college is the BEST place to get laid
TheEpicTempo 4 months ago
i feel like after watching this i got slightly stupider
msdyrdek7 4 months ago
LMAO XD
Kingdyabu 4 months ago
rape is hilarious
drivepro 4 months ago 3
@drivepro STILL COUNTS!
anotherguttersnipe2 4 months ago
@drivepro
I agree if you're being sarcastic.
dilsco 4 months ago
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I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
TheFrenchmenPlatoon 4 months ago
Did not expect this at all
Bigmig639 4 months ago 24
DOESN'T MATTER
HAD SEX
AINGELPROJECT667 4 months ago 7
i wonder where they got these weird actors from
DewbieHaut 4 months ago
@DewbieHaut look on youtube for Puddincomicstrip.
ZZaladar 4 months ago
why dont they just ..... each other?
iAreAless 4 months ago
@iAreAless cuz then they couldn't high five each other during it
Polarbomb15 4 months ago 17
there pants are on
rougerihan 4 months ago
xD
hendelse 4 months ago
lol
Primal41 4 months ago
Must... stop... clicking... RELATED VIDEOS!!
ErinMontie 4 months ago 603
@ErinMontie can't... stop... clicking...
MrSkme 2 months ago
Well,they are getting laid 0___O
XeDro987 4 months ago
so brilliant
PuddingUpProductions 4 months ago
Oh, so this is the "Buttfuck Gauntlet" Mentioned in Jackass 3D.5!
BlueRushAlt 4 months ago
so puddin' guy can talk?
pointlessfailure 4 months ago
9/11!
TableTurningTurnways 4 months ago
Looks like they're
*sunglasses*
getting Laid
Yeah?
Derviii 4 months ago
@Derviii Someone JUST said that.
MrFab1967 4 months ago
@MrFab1967 Oh really??? lol didnt see it....
Derviii 4 months ago
Nice plan
odedy76 4 months ago
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Ha, I've hacked youtube, and made it so that you can't thumb up my comment while holding shift!!
BloodyMagnificent 4 months ago
This one is gonna become a 5sf classic
Nitram916 4 months ago
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ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅs !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅs !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅs !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅs !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ
Techdecha 4 months ago
OLLOL
iiSocrates 4 months ago
because sometimes it doesn't matter who or where
PilotWork 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure ghost from capitalist radio said something about this on October 11.....
Antkiller5444 4 months ago
why does the prisoner have a condom on his head?
theaviatorpeter 4 months ago
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
pokenintendo 4 months ago 15
huehue
Nielsx1 4 months ago
thats gay, just sayin
rewon4 4 months ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.
ListenerOfShadows 4 months ago 7
If you pause at 0:05 the guy on the right can't stop laughing you can tell
Dracodan93 4 months ago
You are now aware that they had their pants on while getting "laid".
apledex 4 months ago
@apledex it's prison style bitch
eldeano1 4 months ago
@ttttje I didn't.
BluEngi 4 months ago
now that's how terorists get laid.
tomernechmad1997 4 months ago
hahahahahah!!!!
MrKianz 4 months ago
there's no 7 secs.... or its only me?
iansunga13 4 months ago
HAHAHA!!!
ButterKnife1337 4 months ago
Fuck College.....GET LAID...
rubendjp 4 months ago 405
@rubendjp i would like to go to college to get laid
grozz98 4 months ago
Video tags. Lol
Puddincomicstrip.
FluffeeTwitter 4 months ago
Also how are they gettin laid with there underpants on?
caninecasey10 4 months ago
Hey! That guy on the left,wasent that beth smiths kid?
caninecasey10 4 months ago
Get laid baby GET LAID!
allenthefury 4 months ago
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Ed1H3r0 4 months ago
@ttttje yeah the video was only 8 seconds
ForrestAnthony1 4 months ago
@ttttje I don't believe that
MrDistrugator 4 months ago
Hey guys is that Puddin' guy?!
Rhodon506 4 months ago
Do any of the fairly famous or well-known people like Patton Oswalt or Gary from Gary's Mattress get paid at all by 5sf, or do they do it entirely pro bono? J/w
whoo689 4 months ago
The Gary's Mattress guy is raping? Lmao
whoo689 4 months ago
Don't they mean "getting raped! Owww!"?
whoo689 4 months ago
Why does everyone keep whining about it? I think the sunglasses joke...
*puts on sunglasses*
is still funny
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
MrProgrock 4 months ago
dat sound!
YRUIM 4 months ago
HAAHAHAHAHAHA
RuffleCoptah 4 months ago
oh hai pauly p
grandlordzero 4 months ago
@grandlordzero oh hai I'm paul
RuffleCoptah 4 months ago
Why didn't they just sex themselves?
LyubenV 4 months ago
@LyubenV Because, that would just be gay.
MrProdigi 4 months ago
Genius!!
Gupkyn 4 months ago
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FlaxFalcon 4 months ago
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trje246 4 months ago
no diabetic seizures?
exrvs 4 months ago
I found this easy to masturbate to
RichardxxNixon 4 months ago 7
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SneakySneasel 4 months ago
I have to poop so bad but I decided it was safe to watch this video first. I may or may not have been wrong. I am not sharing any more information about this experience.
KingChevy7 4 months ago 8
Guess the fat guy from last week finally killed his mother.
Sven2Perroy 4 months ago
Did they have dick sized holes in the back of their pants from when they were in the car?...
kynayo 4 months ago
Lol this was a good one
TheSpeedDemon100 4 months ago
Great now I won't be able to get off unless i get a bottle broken on my head...
atomicswoosh 4 months ago
hahahaha i lol'd .. good one!
MCRdeathupsessed 4 months ago
Sato says
"Gay dinosaur is called mega-soreass."
cloverluck16 4 months ago 3
Uhmmm ...
ShaniaMarie971 4 months ago
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crzycrzy14 4 months ago
Looks Like the're *Eats Glasses*
*Chokes to Death*
MrMongolion 4 months ago 7
In LA, hitting a cop over the head with a beer bottle is referred to as "gettin laid"
sentient02970 4 months ago
@sentient02970 in jail, getting raped and enjoying it is called "getting laid"
ChunderThunder1 4 months ago
@ChunderThunder1
uhh no
getting laid is when you have sex with someone any time of your life.
breimeris 4 months ago
@breimeris that's why i put "in jail" at the start of my comment, learn to read...
ChunderThunder1 4 months ago
@ChunderThunder1
Hmm, you're correct.
breimeris 4 months ago
@breimeris indeed i am
ChunderThunder1 4 months ago
WOW
CTBKewatt 4 months ago
WTF!>>!>!>?!?!?!?
bobby562557 4 months ago
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I thought this was going to have to do with eggs,
imthefly 4 months ago
@therealCG62. Yeah they're like prop bottles that people use in movies and TV shows and stuff. They break on contact and aren't made out of glass, so they're pretty harmless. MythBusters tested what would happen if you used it real bottle, and let's just say, it wouldn't be pretty XP
Darkblade13913 4 months ago
I wanna know how they did the shot with the bottle breaking over the cop's head. Was it a flimsy bottle?
therealCG62 4 months ago
@therealCG62
In short, the bottle was made out of sugar instead of glass.
bbrake 4 months ago
WTF DID I JUST WATCH??!?!?!?!
vaamaranth 4 months ago
more like getting aids...
metrokick911 4 months ago
The sounds alone are just awful
xKoblec 4 months ago
Looks like they're...
*sunglasses*
serving hard time
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
brohouzer 4 months ago 396
@brohouzer no.
KiNGHDx 4 months ago
@brohouzer NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
I'm done with these stupid one liners
*takes sunglasses off*
EntrailSaunders 4 months ago
@EntrailSaunders ill take sunglasses one liners over:
Hey did you guys notice that there are 301 views at 1006 dislikes *teehe im so clever*
Freesilver92 4 months ago
@brohouzer awesome lol
BullzEyeDino 4 months ago
@brohouzer n00b you didn't even say 'puts on' sunglasses, if your gonna used an incredibly overused joke atleast do it right yeah? i mean what does *sunglasses* even mean?, do they just miraculously appear out of nowhere, get your shit together dude
julzk23 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!
wtfisthis6 4 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes? no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gettin' laid. Gettin' laid. But still, no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
MOGNECIO 4 months ago
LOL
Diviniteee 4 months ago
Finally, Puddin' Guy got laid! :D
stevensonbak 4 months ago
lulz
pesca247 4 months ago
Prison: For when you're really, REALLY desperate.
Stickbabiga 4 months ago
lmao
ThaMysteryMask 4 months ago
I cringed
fawnfromdown 4 months ago
So it wasn't the butler.
noelsoong777 4 months ago
thats fucking disturbing
iamsuperrandom 4 months ago 3
@iamsuperrandom YEAAAAHH....
Darkviper958 4 months ago
top comment speeling error
BPhoenixProductions 4 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
Drinking and driving and homosexual buttsex are no laughing matter, but
FUCK THA POLICE...
oddworldoddworld 4 months ago 6
did not expect
MisterBarnacus 4 months ago
well that was disturbing
PallaTheDancingCow 4 months ago
DAT. ASS.
pmunkyandpals11 4 months ago
TOP COMMENT SPELLING ERROR
ZhuSeth 4 months ago 10
Friggin great.
AlexanderDavidBand 4 months ago
puddin is taking over the internet
mikelitoris10854 4 months ago
@ttttje I didn't
yakuza941 4 months ago 8
@yakuza941
LMFAO!
AtomicDaytime 4 months ago
Rotflmfao
nameder1 4 months ago