Norm the man whore

[jlagraba]

5 people stood Dooun!

[CJReviewz]

Or what am i to tell my 8 year old boy when he comes to me and says daddy, daddy what's that think hanging from your HE PUUUSSY!!! lol

[CJReviewz]

to protect my rights as a man herr's!!

[smokealotamota]

they missed the part wen he starts shaving and eats a sandwich........ I like wen he says "he pussy"

[rytis2010]

best part of the movie without a doubt

[rauloviajero]

I STRANGLY DISAGREE

[jaimej2k2]

5 dislikes? GTFO of my internet!!

[jaganar1]

@MrJDawg1987 he was ROBBED

at the manwhore awards XD 

[zx6rtt]

intercarse

[MrJDawg1987]

Oscar material :D

[bluemoonkentucky1]

Truly great acting and a killer accent. Go Norm.

[druha10304]

stop having sex with underage girls ROFL

[hahakb03]

should have gotten the academy award that year norm.

[brklynztriple6]

5 people are not in the yenion

[nwow2866]

You all know me. I'll get dat shark Cheif Brody, but it wont be easy.  It's a big fish.

[lavelessive]

norm is hilarious!

[saltious]

Truely Brilliant.

everybody wants a friend like norm!

[fantasticini]

This. 'ere. Yunion.

Our private areas!!

I'm ashamed to say, gentleman.... I STOOD DOOOOOOOON.

[mrtamsula]

Inspirational!

[MuseseekerMan]

lol!

Now THIS, is a work of art!



[weba90]

lmao just watched this, epic

[jaimej2k2]

"Daddy, daddy, what's that thing hanging off your he-poosy?" Favorite line hands down.

[summerease]

Norm is a genuinely excellent actor--his disappears within his characters and impressions with the exception of his most famous--bob dole. Give this man some acting roles because when he puts his energies into something other than vice, it's a blast to watch

[ddashrob]

i love you norm mcdonald.

[xmaxim99x]

That sounds like a mix of Scottish and Irish, haha...

[courace]

who could possibly give this clip a thumbs down?

[saltious]

@courace would that not be a........thumbs doooooooon!!

haha.

i agree, yav gotta have no humour disease (or just german) not to find this hilarious!

[OfficialBrettJustin]

this YANYAN hahahaha kills me everytime

[777Jamez777]

OMG give this man an oscar CHRIST :D

[darkflameq]

Oscar worthy performance!

[MrDemonoidRage]

Protect me rights as a man-her hahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheEvilelvis89]

give this motherfucker an oscar lmao

[KATANANINJA]

"To pretic mi rights az a man HER!" lmao...

[s63747]

NORM MACDONALD IS ONE OF THE BEST!!! lol heeeee pusseyy

[RoseBlack1993]

LMFAO!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE MANAGED TO DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE BUT IM DAMN SURE GLAD HE DID.

[maxymyllyon]

great actor, great job here

[ComradeCornBlow]

I STEWED DUNE!

[MTOTOwaNYAYO]

How did he do that scene with a straight face.

[viruspunk102]

interkerse!!!

[queenzlink247]

this... YENION

[thecheesburgler]

@queenzlink247 yunyoin

[summerease]

Wow, Norm's a really good actor

[starchman316]

How could Roger Ebert give this movie zero stars?! That monologue alone is worth at least one

[fuckinXmetal]

im laughing so hard in the library right now i have to wash my private parts between coostahmuhrs

[guido6000]

lol whats that thing hangin off ur heee puussy..god norm was so funny in this one

[bo31411]

AH STOOD DOOOON

[SeeSp0tRun]

One of the best monologues ever, in a feature film.

[Ziggman2g]

lmao

'WHAT AM I"M GONNA TELL HIM SIR!!!?"

[BIRTC5GALAXY]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS YEN YANN

[zekethehillbilly]

I love the yellow rubber gloves and dust all over his hat, hilarious

[Rnster03]

this "yen Yen"

[dreamer32993]

i cant get bored of this movie!!!

[milanmadman]

I loved the gloves!

[meatheadsenior45]

This is probably the funniest scene in the movie. Norm is known for cracking up on SNL, so how he kept a straight face, I don't know, let alone everyone else. My son and I could not stop laughing at this. I've got a whole new respect for Norm, this scene stole the movie.

[ww2fan1]

LMAO this is awsome

[garrisonc]

It is an embarrassment to both Norm MacDonald and the academy that this performance was not both nominated and selected as winner for an Oscar. Shameful, it is.

[moodyjenny86]

Whoa...he does a good scottish accent!!! I was totally convinced...in fact, I didn't figure out it was norm until I observed him closer!!!

[TheOneSnailham]

i stooooooooood doooooooooooooooooon

[joeythemanga]

heee-pussy lol

[caligirl747]

What the fu*k accent is that? Scottish? LMAO!!!

[Lazurath101]

Yes..?

[okita1]

heeee pussy

[uplaterandy]

norm is a fucking genius

[ejcs45]

smaller sizes for our asian memebers..hahhahhahha

[BuhiOne]

hating someone/something doesnt do anything for u. it just slows u down. it doesnt improve ur life. u need to watch American History X

[senpuu1440]

What are you a cunt?

[HallowedBeThyGame]

Yes, I am literally a disembodied "cunt" capable of using the internet.  You must be very smart.

[KerrDogga]

this "union", man har, i stood doon

[thom87ass]

fuck you

[frankbombs]

ah shit. you aren't smart. im sorry man. life must have been tough so far.

[spire324]

This is the most underrated movie ever.

[goon6942069]

i wanna see the norm clip from the first deuce bigalo

[Gladiator0719]

Like Quint from Jaws

[tune5k]

@Gladiator0719 very good...i hope everyone realizes this is a spoof scene from Jaws.

[Gladiator0719]

@tune5k Thank you, Tune5k.... I guess I just gave away my age by knowledge of this scene......lol

[SweatyBacks]

hahaha best part in the movie!

[Oilsjteneske22]

haha

[Oilsjteneske22]

Haha, man I adore this movie! You never get tired of it!

[juffan]

norm macdonald eez a geeenius

[nodestudio]

hahaha!!

[mikemihalis9]

this....Yenyin

[gangstayaw]

lolz norm mc Manus :D

[zman786]

"Daddy wats that thing hanging of yer he-pussy"  hahahahaha

[re1d]

hahaha, "man hair", brilliant pronunciation!

In northern Scotland it's pronounced "hoor"!!

[Buckman82]

Well son.... you got yourself a bracelet boy.

[Zuggernawn]

to tell mee eight yeeer eld beey

[FistyAce]

I Stoood Dooown xD!!

[druha10304]

this is the only funny scene in the movie ahhahahahahaha

[kittybirg]

*makes some sort of unintelligible, giggly comment about Douglas Sills and a suit, then goes back to laughing at the "Man-Herr"*

[seg70]

our private areas

[htffan777]

lol

[assWompingMadNess]

smaller sizes for our asian memebers..hahhahhahha

[seg70]

great

[lilky123456789]

hahaha wtf

[fuckerlump]

i think i can do better than him

[stdrepellant1492]

lmao i dont think he was trying to be good

its really exaggerated and funny as fuck

[ceroeck]

that the worst impression of a scotsman but funny as hell...

[DustyDinkleman26]

"i joined this YenYen some 20 ought years agoo" lmfao the way he says union....yenyen lmao

[54spiritedwill54]

I STOOD DOOOON hahahahah priceless

[BishopHatto]

wow

[Blitzkrieg697]

LOL

[LittleT2551]

I stood doooooooooooooooooooon! hahahaha love it

[enaba2006]

Interkers...I stood dooon....I stand ooop....yunion.....manwhaaeres­....coostamers....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I love how he says that stuff!

What is that accent supposed to be? loooooooooooooool

[Wafflepudding]

Scottish

[uboat1918]

The sequel is just as good as the original...

[hiimnotyou]

daddy, daddy, whats that thing hanging off your he poosay? haha

[590135002]

more epic than the "you can't handle the truth" speach

[anthony66619]

'' I Stood Doown '' hahahaha

[xxmaximesgirl07xx]

ND THIS SO COLD YUNION HAHAHAHAHAA

[scottiethejock]

what the hell accent is that supposed to be? is that meant to be scottish? i really hope thats meant to be bad

[Wafflepudding]

...he said he was for intercourse with underage girls and you are wondering if the accent is serious? really?

[enaba2006]

Hey chill.....I was just wondering what the accent is "SUPPOSED" to be. I know it is a movie, if that is what u were checking for. Thanx for the reply though.

[scottiethejock]

hahahahaha you have a point. nah i was on about the acting silly

[finchibabe]

lmao such a good film

[gigitheman]

my eight year old bi..:))))

[suomiruotsi]

excellent up!!!!

[Zarafraze]

I don't know why but I can't stop watching this thing. Like others said, it's actually great acting. I agree that it's the best moment in the movie.

- HOW AM I TO TELL HIM SIR???!!!

It's almost a heroic monologue :)

Somebody please post the other fragment with norm, with his "bai" and the "bracelet"

[fuckedupshit]

"DADDY! What is this?"

"oh may gadd. It's eh, a bracelet! Happy berthday son!"

[wwfanation]

MAN HERRR!! lol

[scottiethejock]

is this accent supposed to be scottish? if so i really really hope its meant to be bad!

[BelfastBrigade17]

WHAT AM I TO TELL HIM SIRRR

[aquirove]

daddy daddy whats that thing hanging between your he-pussy?? LOL

[mscommanderson34]

this yenyin

[julesmaester]

Oor private areas!...lol

[minimandude]

ahahahahah MAN HER lol

[aabsolutvodkaa]

i stud ddooon

[perryt]

I STOOD DOOOON

hahahahah priceless

[harleebarlee]

fucking cracking ha ha

[TheNormChannel]

thats the greatest acting I've ever seen out of Norm. God Bless him.

[AstralaKhadgar]

"I stood doooooon.."

[saltious]

hahahaha - A Stud Doooooonn!!

[travo1980]

It's "I stood dooooon" lol

[19axlrose88]

its "I stuud duuuuun" lol

[playstation2nerd]

i did not stand oop im ashamed to say i stood doooon!

[xluckycharmslovex]

How great is the internet we you can git manwhores yunuion in fer face in seconds!!!

[ncsponger]

"Hot my ta tell him sir!"

[aaartnaz]

Smaller rings for our asian members- haha

[yana1976]

HE STOOD DOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heymarky33]

haha McMenis

[CUHTASH]

i BeEn iN THiS YuNiUoN....LOL

[maxcars1987]

my favourate scene out the film!! know this bit off the top of my head!! lol love it!!!

[oooh19]

haha

[DustyDinkleman26]

intacass with underage girls

[12egoldi2]

u sud dun ....hahahahahaw

[Wierdokid182]

Man her! I STOOD DOON! XDDD

[sinner7]

daddy daddy whats the thing hanging off you he- pussay? WHAT AM I TO TELL HIM SIR?!?!

[eddylon1983]

am ashamed tae say, a stood doon lol

[hollywoodslut]

He-pussy.. haha

[Joverdorff]

I stood down! lol

[cursedgriffin]

*I STOOD DOON!

[Hot4House]

i absolutely adore him in this clip, he was my fav. part of that movie

[biggestNormfan]

He's unrecognizable in this clip. Then again, no one wants to be remembered as a "man ho"

[kokaneekid15]

that is probably the only funny part of duece 2

[mikedubya]

Quoted for truth. The girl with the cock on her face makes me hate the rest of the movie.

[ncsponger]

agreed