SUBMIT YOUR LYRIC to elect Marty in '08!

[Grexissimo]

I'm so idsappointed. I submitted such a good verse for your song. No wonder if somebody else is going to be president! I could have been for you what Sarah Palins Make-Up Artistis for her! you completly missed your chance!

[ZilchZone]

You're probably right, Grexissimo. Had Marty used your lyric, he would probably (definitely!) be sitting in the White House in '09.

- Andrew

[Grexissimo]

WHOOOW. I got a response! This is what I call proximity to thew ordinary man! I'll bet you Obama wouldn't have written something!

[peewhom]

vote POLITICAL PARTY MARTY & dont 4get 2 bring ya'ladders, root beer floats on da WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

[peewhom]

vote POLITICAL PARTY MARTY & dont 4get 2 bring ya'ladders, tequila shots on da WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

[songwryter111]

No more homework when I'm elected president

[AussieFocus]

I might be shy, but I'm not sly, I'm your number 1 guy!

[lexygoestolondon]

Marty you sure do look like Andrew...

[xbullzx]

If you vote me i will give every one a sausage in a sock!

[lizzizzmyname]

In the white house the mighty white house I want to sleep tonight

[docgimpy]

Sexy seaxy monkey panties!

[kenyv91]

dude make the fucking video already

[BigNinjaSmurf]

lol

[revan210]

No Mcain! GO..Mcain

[MonicaFilms]

I'll make sure your potatoes are always hot.

[leekip1]

Everyone get's their own parking lot!

[Merfy66]

As the United States of Marty, its place in the global root beer market and oreo cookie stands means more to you than those Ewok haters, so to ensure this place-- may the force be with you as you vote "Marty"!

(Is this too late, was having a writer's moment--either a good or bad one?!)

[UnorthodoxHumor]

I will make the whole United States dance to the Thriller.

[GoJamalN]

Vote for mary, he's the best, vote for marty, you know the rest!

[scepheus]

If I were president I would give you $100 but then you will have to pay me $100 for electing me so we'll call it even if you elect me! (you can edit this if you want)

[billycaddis151]

please use mine, i got lots of money ;) and besides if you dfont i will get all those monkeys in my back yard to come and get you hahahhahaha not really, i am a big fan :)

[billycaddis151]

a monkey for every household

and also to get rid of all cheese mold

[bobthe34983]

1)Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!

2)Were off to the president! the wonderful president of america!

3) this is a lyric by bobthe34983! yeah he really owes one to me!

4)As president ill be top resident!

5) *bleep* you McCain you really suck!

7) You gotta catch 'em all! POKE'MON!

8) I wanna be the very best! like no one ever was!

10) Bobthe34983 posted alot of lyrics and is a big fan and deserves a line in one of Marty's famous YouTube comment songs!

[Gravirox1]

"lepurchauns will be legislaters and the national food will be mash taters"LOL hope you use it marty I is a big fan

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Dude you may as well give up now and go sit with McCain, Obama, and all the other presidential hopefuls who won't be crossing the finish line in first place, on account of the fact that THE WHITE HOUSE BELONGS TO ME!!!!

I'm-a win for sure, 'cause I'm the only candidate who understands that all y'all Americans LIKE having that cheap crook from Texas treating you like you're his little bitches. Some kinda BDSM thing. Y'all get off on having your freedoms taken away, and I'm very dominant.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

And I'm attracted to your grandmother.

[cassiussplinter]

gummy bears will be evil no more

[gerrytherogerdoll]

"hi I'm Marty! And i like kittens."

[wade6906]

Revised*

Vote for Marty, I'm your man, 2 Girls 1 Cup, I will BAN!

[GuudSpellr]

"You cannot stack poop!"

[meleniumshane90]

"Hard as my wild rubber nipples"

"My First Lady, Covered in Gravy!"

"25 Sega's can't be wrong"

"Free Candy, its in my sweater!"

[meleniumshane90]

Nice... but reverse it:

Vote for Marty, He's our man, 2 Girls 1 Cup, he will ban!

[meleniumshane90]

The original comment might make it

[meleniumshane90]

That, too, will make it to the video.

[meleniumshane90]

That one will make it to the video

[TystDarl]

"I would vote for you!"

[XtheguitartheoryX]

President Marty, its always a party!

[cassiussplinter]

gummy bears will be evil no more

[flamingmonkeys12]

marty plays drums....so vote

[tzstlouis]

Here it is Marty- you know I found you last nite and I am smitten!

Your winning lyric for the presidency:

"I'm better looking than a bulldog in lipstick."

Tell me how anyone could resist you when you put it that way?!

[tigergrr33]

Lyric:

"All I ever think about are gummy Bears and the Palm tree in my Closet"

[APenguinRawr]

"Darth Maul FTW!"

"Cookies are Shuriken"

[CannibalKangaroo121]

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for me.

[abespears]

if i win ill maKE IT RAIN MONEY

AND TURN THE RIVERS INTO NOTHING BUT HUNNY

[Nosey61]

I'm going to cure global warming by making everyone turn their air conditioners on at the same time

[1205511]

I will be sure to kill all the unwanted leprechauns in your shirt sweater and undergarments

[dsntmattr]

Lyric: It's time to stand and vote, go out and milk a goat.

[sharkbite814]

Vote for me... or DIE!

[pagancatt]

Or

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General."

*squee*

[pagancatt]

"Because CuteOverload owns my soul." =0)

[TheConManChronicles]

"I'll enforce  a strict "handshake only" law."

[Toolmusik]

"It's like drinking milk on a Friday"

Marty 08

[Dumpes]

"I LIke Eggs!!!!"

[skullman21]

Bush rules o what u mean George W. Bush srry

[WeaselWumbles]

Why ellect John mccain when you can have me!!!!! I also have cheese

[bobthe34983]

"My name is Marty and I like to Party with my friends from youtube!

[TheaterOfMemory]

Politics are for crash test dummies and I'm gonna crash the White House parties.

[AlchemistofFlame]

"The presidency is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural"

[ZilchZone]

Nicely done there, AlchemistofFlame.

- Andrew

[AlchemistofFlame]

thank you =D

[HumGuitar]

"If I become president, I wont have time to make anymore gay videos like this!"

[umaeus]

I have two hundred years experience as a zombie slayer!

[APenguinRawr]

"Darth Maul For The Win!"

[antesvante]

When will you be finished with the song?

[LegendaryPinkCards]

Vote Marty, cus you probably won't vote anyways.

[qwerty50200]

"I Support cheese on a stick"

[jenjenblast]

GADZOOKS my name is Marty & welcome 2 my Party You know it's evident I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT !

[atomicmeatballs]

"Well, smack my bottom and call me Susan"

[RachelFaith101]

A vote for Marty is a rootbeer float for you

[dalthorp]

I love all babies.

[KellyMcCulley]

Marty has a heart of gold, a lie dear Marty's never told. And when the public has been polled, You find his fame has taken hold.

[Comzpletes]

ummm... If im elected i will have baby riding gnomes take care of Iraq... or not, your choice I guess...

[FunnyGuy4thewin]

I EAT KITTENS AND BABIES!!!

[stona5]

lol thats funny,dont choke

[qwerty50200]

I read politics for dumbies so im eligble to be the beeping president!

[qwerty50200]

My mom said Vote for ME.

[qwerty50200]

I'm Marty and i support this message.

[hardrockstrat]

I promise I won't break into watergate!

[demondevilboy666]

A Vote For Marty is a Taco For You

[ChrisJMP88]

One liner: "It's simple really...I'm better than my opponents."

[hostilcrew]

I got the blues.....but I don't mind

[hostilcrew]

I am not a crook!!

(Richard Milhous Nixon, 1913 - 1994)

[cassiussplinter]

gummie bears will be evil no more

[MadZer0]

I EAT BABIEEEES

[HumGuitar]

Jingle the Behind!!

[ant10279]

If I become President, I'll be able to make my dear friend, Anthony Flabi into an android that transforms into a space ship inorder to go to the center of the universe and unlock the ultimate knowlege.

[jeffortsongs]

Marty your a ghost not honest somehow where is the last name and what are you about.

You laugh too much humane practices is easy though, Like a joke you need a build and a foollow then drop the twist is a way

or use impersonativeness to rap why not success in noise voices of the environment

No social a contradiction though back to the part I do not know how you are. A face I see,

that is it. Condolice Be Right Can handle this only because of the full name of my gift that is it. No resume!Pc

[jeffortsongs]

Let the black dream be a happening

But you could say The Presicents Pennies seat

is onlt the seat below me is who you need.

Tonight I thought what if I had an enpowerment move like a proven spoken warrior who is here to lead honest you sound nice but sad and not too loud. Do you follow then stop it is time for a Pilgrimage

And show the back door for a while to white power folks we need a melting pot to work equal right we all have ego as one for our nation. shan be shall pronounced -teeth

[zappaelcrappa]

My name is Marty and im running for President Lets have a party on the White House lawn.I look like a geek or maybe a nerd i dont care Martys the word let me sing this song !:P

[Masonvv]

every day you dont vote....I'm Gonna kill a goat!

[Bernesemountaindog25]

Ich bin ein Marty!

[Bernesemountaindog25]

Unlike them I don't hate Muslims,

just 'cause they have different whims

[ZilchZone]

Whoa, your comment was number 666. You're not the antichrist or anything, right??

- Andrew

[Bernesemountaindog25]

antichrist? 8 months ago i was 1 year in Afghanistan in Mazâr-e Sharîf helping those poor people rebuilding their homes. Im definitely no antichrist :) And please Marty once your president please make the U.S Army to do less fighting and more helping ;)

[ZenreiNekura]

Vote for me because I stand for awesomeness

[GotchaPhil]

Marty is the pimp of all pimps!

[HippoShemp]

i SHALl GIVE Free Waffles to everybody!

[FutureAnnouncer]

I carry rootbeer salad at all times.

[CannibalKangaroo121]

Chuck Norris is my running mate!

[5keeper7]

2008, Obama and McCain. I waste my time saving babies from the rain! 1964, Im walking out the door, keep telling my wife she's a straight-up whore! 1975, sitting in the corner, shadows of the night, it just keeps getting warmer! 1984, we got Prince, Michael Jackson, which is better? White-Anglo-Saxon! Michelle Obama, and Cindy McCain, which is worse? They ain't the same!

[soccer4life945]

Yes i may not be the best video creator,

but hey don't be such a hater!

i'd like to be president,

and i'd like you to comment.

[soccer4life945]

i got some neat sweaters,

i'll read your hateful letters,

even though they'll all be about my show,

i know!

[FunnyGuy4thewin]

i will marry winnie the pooh if i have to!

[FunnyGuy4thewin]

I will marry minnie mouse if i have to!

[FunnyGuy4thewin]

i will kill all the karate penguins

[FunnyGuy4thewin]

You Stole my mustard?

[9thcannon]

I don't support smashing babies... but my opponents do...

[hostilcrew]

ObamaCcain, both in the same bag....

VOTE WITH BOLLOCKS, VOTE MARTY !

[danml550]

"I would vote for you, if I were'nt a felon"

[llufetah]

i can haz cheezburger?

[Kaity11]

"McCain needs a Cain to walk"

[hspanthers]

yay!

[OnlySinner]

If you werent so big, I'd kick your ass!

[bobthe34983]

Marty for prezident! he owns all noob!

[bobthe34983]

i will put up a law against smelly socks!

[bobthe34983]

i will protect the americans against squirrels?

[SexySmurfProductions]

I will fight for all the smurfs out there because little people need the help.

[Dan4157]

Exotic walrus.... in my pants!

[Bernesemountaindog25]

vote the Marty and he throws a party^^

[KeathGraham]

Capitalism is a system

Wherein all are treated well

The rich can go to college

The poor can go to hell

[Saltkringlan101]

LMAO at this xD

Awesome, dude

-Saltis

[fuckedupspaz123]

vote marty

cuz hes a smarty

not the sweets

cuz there in a tube

=D

[15robbie92]

if you vote for me ill take your face and platser it to my wall

and then ill make a tour and show it to people

my pants are blue-ish in this light

vote marty

[JDog666777]

i like penguins

LETS NUKE FRANCE

dont look at that stain on my underpants

[xContageousxRawr]

my random lyric: oh hot darn this is my barn, vote marty for president right on our farm, you dont understand, marty is the best one for, presi prez prez prez prezi prezident xD

(to ayer)

wow that was more than one line -im amusing myself right now :]-

[dabigpitt]

vote for me to day cause you wasn't goin to vote anyway

[JpkingJ]

I have rocks in mah socks.

I think Marty should have dread locks.

He can run as fast as a fox and can

even fit in a crayon box.

[MollyMcb215]

Vote Marty for Prez cause that's what I says.

[mufasa7200]

Vote for me cuz I don't stutter and i'll send you some peanutbutter

[meleniumshane90]

Its literal spam, but an actual comment. Stupid Youtubers

[meleniumshane90]

Oh... woops, Youtube didn't make these as replies to peoples comments, sorry.

[RTOVideos]

CHEWBAKA!!!!!!

[8394147]

Vagina.

[randomNstupid]

Cos i belive in independent!

[monkeysuncl3]

vote for me or ill kick your butt

[HumGuitar]

Help me become the most powerful nerd of the free world!

[zomggir]

IMA CHARGIN MAH PREZIDENTSY

[archerjoe30]

IM GAY SO WATCH ME PEE!!!1

[Sora8181]

vote 4 me 4 president because i encourge stoopid people

[coolandfat200]

"marty's a douche bag"

[paleolithnick]

'cause someone's gotta stand up for Ewoks' rights

[antesvante]

If you don't vote for me I'll tell my momma on you!

[cjpett12]

marty's a pilf! (prez i like to f***)

[cjpett12]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nuthin, you dun told her twice

[bowling4maroondisco]

"I, Marty, will make sure that there are no video games in the workplace as president!"

perfect ;)

[138lunchbox]

my line: vote for me it's a cool thing to do, if you don't your brain must be poo.

[BigNinjaSmurf]

Wow, that is the worst submission I've ever seen.

[Darklord919]

''believe in Marty''

[karicshnakof]

just like dennis radaman

[JayashriV]

'VOTE FOR ME! it's free.'

I tried my best to make this rhyme, and it's just a waste of time.

This post's not worth figting for, and hilary clinton's a whore. xD

[kidding, ok?]

'My beautiful face will one day replace the statue of liberty!'

'I will spread the love for string theory!

'The internet shall be a better place!'

'I know you love my face.'

ok, I'm randomly ranting here. ;D

peace!

[sinsin114]

fuck allah

[ownagepur3str787]

"I dont lie, Dam.. i just lied" XD

[HumGuitar]

"Help me make it to the Oval, so I can get Oral"

[Lhjunkie]

"I did not have sexual relations with that cat."

[xeko82]

"I, Marty, will ban 2 girls 1 cup, forever from the internet!"

Please use that line :)

[DazedAndConfuzzled]

"I sweat liberty and spit justice."

[docgimpy]

IM DINGY!

[slayer12328]

i kick people in the nuts to get them vote for me

[Lhjunkie]

"I will outlaw poking tushies with sporks just because I can!"

[fourclaws]

leaglize cuban cigars!

[KellyGiftShop]

If Marty doesn't cut a stinky farty..Than he should be elected to his party!..thats lame LOL!

[Supertails90]

I touch my fender-bender in very sensual ways.

=3

[lordstarkiller4]

I smother you in candy apple honey muffins vote for me

[LiamPCaden]

marty 08!

[babyleontyne13]

"4 years have passed and now I feel it's my turn. I promise not to make it with the new appointed intern."

[heavyrockrocks]

gay ass im not even american

[bigdsears]

What about some love for the Penguin...

[TheBigRyo]

I'll wash your feet

[kenyv91]

You like back to the future? i was in it! you like delorians? I drove one in back to the future!!!!!!

[kenyv91]

My names not george?

[Logicalefty]

haha Hilarious.

here it goes.

Marty for president, I aint veryy dandy.

But if elected, I'll make it rain candy.

Thats right ... CANDY!!

YES!

[supra98sett]

vote 4 meh beecuz ceeling cat is watchin u masterbait.

[mufasa7200]

No Spam! WHAM

oh and jedi suck Go sith

[SexySmurfProductions]

My name used to be Angelina... but then my doctor gave me boy parts.

[socdemon777]

I can get by Bill and Jill just not my first lady!!!

[docgimpy]

Sith Suck! GO Jedi's!

[docgimpy]

GO GO SUPER MONKEY POWER!

[cassiussplinter]

gummy bears will be evil no more

[IzzySlypig666]

Marty, Marty,

He's so Tardy,

After-wards, he'll throw a party!

[TotalSpore08]

I'll feed you lies then I'll pwn you all.

[HumGuitar]

I may look like a Sunday school teacher, but actually, I am quite a corrupt individual.

[HumGuitar]

I promise not to kiss any more Communist Chinese A** at the Olympics.