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Bleed, bleed, crayfish, demon.
BananaHurricane 5 months ago
I loved Ratatouille and when I first saw this bit on it I was surprised. But then again that was when I was starting to seriously listen to Patton's stand-up, so...
darknight10000 6 months ago
crackle you can suck my dick for posting his act in 28 5 second videos
TheBlitz1 11 months ago 12
I wish he were in more movies.
DoubtfulGrace 1 year ago
He hated Brad Bird?!
limbdarkening 1 year ago
When patton says "THEN.." usually something terrible and funny follows that makes me cower in antciipation/
siemvandenberg 1 year ago
i love this man
Clown5336 1 year ago
Patton is just an amazing storyteller, his way with words and the way he paints these absurd scenarios is something I don't see in a lot of other comedians.
Kinjamaimai 1 year ago 8
bleed, bleed, crayfish, demon...
lol
mikedrud 1 year ago
What the fuck was that? That was only half a joke?
Where is the rest?
kentekent 1 year ago
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Crackle is terrible. It cut out the rest of his joke.
kuncy23 1 year ago
Haha! I almost spit up my Root Beer at that last part.
smegweevil 2 years ago
Bleed bleed crayfish demon
robotzorro 2 years ago
"I don't trust joy..." You and me both, Patton!
Love him.
BeccaLaughsAtBecca 2 years ago
Why did it cut him off at the end???
Connerisawesome 3 years ago 4
dont subcribe there is no Paton videos on the site, it sux balls
kickassmage 3 years ago 62
@kickassmage IS PATON PATTON OSWALT HALF BROTHER???
communistjesus 7 months ago
@communistjesus WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING???
quedasobravo 5 months ago
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communistjesus 5 months ago
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i love him on king of queens...but got to say..not as a standup comedy comic!..he is so nasty, and gotta say it...MEAN...
20makayla08 3 years ago
he's actually really funny... it's just not for everyone. i get what you're saying, that he seems like a mean guy, but that's just his style of comedy. look at his roast of william shatner if you want to have a good laugh :)
mattbb987 3 years ago 5
Uhm, no, he's one of the funniest stand up comics to ever breath, actually.
mattneffer 3 years ago 43
oh you poor widdle thing.
You haven't seen MEAN if you think this is.
pretorious700 3 years ago 5
you sir/ma'am are a bag of douche. keep watching those sitcoms and continue to know nothing about real comedy. you think this is mean, try watching bill hicks talk about ANYTHING.
703mofo 3 years ago 2
Lol agreed. This person would probably faint to hear Bill Hicks do his abortion bit.
BananaHurricane 2 years ago
@20makayla08 you are dumb
peteypablify 1 year ago
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Classroom103 3 years ago