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  • O and to the ppl arguing over new York or Alaska I live in new York and I hate it every1 is a fucking asshole I can't wait to get out of school so I can move to Alaska

  • The ppl in Alaska are some of the nicest people in the world when I get out of college I'm moving there

    Not only that but they are tough and I'm sure they wld rip u apart

    But I found some of this a little homesite and the part where he said they are disconnected is somewhat true

  • WTF your fucking stupid dumb ass why don't you come to Alaska before you judge it gets to 120 degrees in the summer fucking assholes

  • @ThePureKenshin What the fuck are you talking about? It barely pushes 120 even in Texas with the humidity. How the hell would it push 120 in Alaska?

  • This is stupid

  • You guys are a buncha MC Donald people who sit an get fat an talk about other people while they in Alaska are healty an enjoy life.... Go RUSSian their takn over.

  • i live in soCAL my whole life and tbh i wanna go to alaska.

  • @420sumthing you are fucking stupid, dude. Fuck you and everything you come from.

  • @bdassmofo420  madbro? sucks u prob live in a shit state. sux 4 u

  • I dont think any of you with such negative, ignorant comments have ever been to Alaska. You just dont know...

  • Jimmy Norton is an annoying prick. He's witty cause he had to make up for that gremlin head and gnome body he has. Freak of nature motherfucker.

  • @MikeErnesto and you have going for you what?

  • @cottodabodykill

    I have a human head and human body...duh

  • @MikeErnesto i'm very proud of you ...just wanted you to know that ..

  • @MikeErnesto your complementing him and insulting him at the same time, you don't even know how to be spiteful right

  • @MrGligleglog ditto

  • @MikeErnesto what is that even supposed to mean? that i don't know how to be spiteful either? i'm not trying to be spiteful, just pointing out what an ass you are

  • I'm Alaska born and raised. The only part of Alaska that sucks is anywheres north of Anchorage. The fishing communities like Kodiak and Sitka are the best. The states, well, they suck. They couldn't hold their own up here year round fishing like we can.

  • @amixofeverything agreed

  • @amixofeverything Personally I don't like living here but I don't but I agree with you in saying not ALL of Alaska sucks...it just takes a certain type of person to live here and enjoy it, just like every other place. I live in Anchorage and hate it because it's a half-ass city...I like either really big cities or really small cities (like Seward or Homer). I also like medium cities (and probably the most) but Anchorage is non of the above...I really don't know wth it is haha.

  • @AlaskaTeen97 I live in Alaska too.

  • Hello everyone! I am AlaskaTeen97's friend. I hacked into her account because I felt like it. No worries, she doesn't care if I do or not. I have something to say, you all have no right to diss Alaska. If you have been to Alaska, then you do have a right. Still, it is not nice. But, if you continue to diss Alaska when you have no right.. YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCHES OF SHIT! AND SCOTTPATERSONFANCLUB YOU SUCK AT COMEBACKS! GO TO HELL! And by the way, why don't you just go run along

  • 94 people are assholes

  • attention everyone who reads this! keep dissing alaska so alaskateen97 will get ticked off

  • @hman1025 go to hell

  • Your right. Alaska sucks ass

  • @snowfreak66 ak is also my 2 fav I love ny the best the worst is Connecticut by far

  • I live in ny and alaska is just weird but it is interesting

  • Does Alaska even get American channels or programming? Or is it all Canadian? Or is it both?

  • @peacexlovexmandy actually you get all the same channels as any other state, and I don't think you get any Canadian channels

  • @snowfreak66 Oh, ok.

  • Off the coast of Texas, Holy Shit that had be laughin hard!

  • Are these Douche Bags still on the air spreading their ignorance. Sounds like none of them have been to Anchorage,much less the Entire State of Alaska! Alaska is 1/3 the size of the entire Continental United States,or Lower 48 as We call it.It's also referred to as "Outside." Drop in sometime, but wear a disguise & use an Alias because some of have long memories! You can go on a Penguin Hunt & We'll let You hold the sack while We go flush it out! They can be dangerous so 4 God's sake stay alert.

  • I lived in alaska for 3 years going to 4, I work in the north slopes and all I can say about alaska is that its the worse place to live in. People are bitter over stupid stuff and they're racist and dare to talk about about people from other states. All these alaskans think they're god gift to the world because they make make money for living here and for being native thats about it. The rest are all drunks and pot heads and worthless people. All this alaska crap will end soon bank on it.

  • @Sephirothevil ya ive lived in alaska for a while, and this guys tellin the truth. alchahol is a big problem up here, the rich people are assholes and the poor people are gross fucked up people, theres no inbetween,even the nerds are assholes and the kids here are little shits.this is the best place to live if your some kind of sociopath, then you will love it up here

  • @Sephirothevil if it sucks so bad find another job outside of the state dumb shit....don't go complaining about your hardships on youtube

  • I've been all over the U.S and Alaska is my 2nd favorite place to live and my worst is Virginia there nothing to do in Virginia

  • Alaskans may be Americans, but judging by their comments in response to this video, they're as anal, humorless, and hissy as fucking Canadians. It's a fucking comedy show you douches. I'll agree the 'jokes' about Alaska aren't funny, but they're not being serious.

  • Its such a shame that the most beautiful place in the country has become nothing more then a northern Version of Alabama. Nothing but drunken homophobic bigots. It is getting so depressing up there now. It will never live up to its full potential.

  • ya and there are also some major air force bases in alaska so fuck off!

  • @Byers333 i know i wish those airforce bases were somewhere else, im tired of all these military douchebags, buncha psychopaths, there not all bad but i cant stand em

  • this shit is stupid.......these host sound like fags.

  • I hate Alaska, and this is possibly the least funny bit I've ever heard. About anything.

  • Alaska's by Texas? Sounds like Vos talking.

  • These guys aren't funny. Just made themselves sound retarded and uneducated. Being from ALaska, I wanted to hear this, just to get a good laugh..but it was TOOOOOO STUPID.. These morons are on radio? That's really hard to believe. Then again with a name like OPIE...special needs.. it's obvious and apparent there.

  • @jester429 crying alaskan fag ... their show is huge

  • Alaska, #1 in per capita sexual assaults and drunkenness. I guess its tough to get some ass when your breath smells like a rotten whale and the front of your trousers are covered in urine.

  • @canoemadriver screw u

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  • the only thing worse than alaska is opie's shitty jokes.

  • These guys should go to hell!

  • @AlaskaTeen97 learn to laugh at yourself

  • Haha, Jimmy's right about walking to the store once. Everything's so damn far away!

  • i learned one thing about Alaska by reading these post, Alaskans have no sense of humor. you can't even take a light ribbing.

  • @mentalillnesstalking how would u like it if they were talking smack about you state? and then u put a post about how hate these guys for talking smack about you state? and then other people who watched this video say that people from your state had no sense of humor? sooooooo i think you better shut up

  • @AlaskaTeen97 You can talk shit about NJ all you want & I will laugh because this place isn't perfect & because at the end of they day, you & O&A are just strangers who don't matter.You folks are too much like Canadians- self important & too sensitive.The jokes O&A made were so outrageous no one could possibly believe that they were serious.The fact is they were only really slamming Palin.BTW does the average Alaskan like her?I don't think they do.She's fucked you guys over bad.

  • @mentalillnesstalking OK maybe we can't agree on these guys but I do agree with you on the whole Sarah Palin thing. She's a bitch. And her daughter is a slut

  • @AlaskaTeen97 glad we can agree on one thing lol

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    Shut the fuck up you faggot

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub oh i'm a faggot? well it takes one to know one. Faggot!! Alaska is awesome! sure we don't have everything the lower 48 has, but we are still awesome! Alaska is the king state of fishing and hunting!

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    It takes one to know one? Ok Ms 1990. Your state still stinks, and you're a faggot.

    Whats next? You're going to tell me sticks and stones breaks your bones? Silly Alaskan faggot

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub I am not a faggot!!!! Just because I was born and live in Alaska, does not mean I am a faggot!!!!!! How would you know if Alaska stinks? Do you live here? Were you born here? Alaska may not be the best of all the states, but it is still a pretty good state.

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    Alaska is full of cum guzzling faggots, much like yourself. Go suck an Eskimos cock for food you Alaskan faggot

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub how do you know? do you live here? were you born here? go to hell

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    Nice comeback you Alaskan cock sucker.

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub cock sucker? really? is that the best you got?

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    You seemed to like it, since it involved you sucking cock.

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub i dont suck cock! and cock sucker is not that original. your comebacks suck.

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    I come back from my vacation from Mexico to find your bullshit faggatry. Kudos kid, kudos

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub i have no idea what the means

  • @AlaskaTeen97 i mean that

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    Of course you dont faggot. By the way, I heard there was an earthquake in Alaska. I hope either you, your family, or anyone you held dear was killed in it

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub no there wasn't, you dipshit. Get your facts right. If i'm arguing with someone online, I would at least like for them not be acting like a someone who's got their head up their ass.

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    I'm not arguing with you, just calling you what you are, a faggot

  • @ScottPetersonFanClub what did i ever do to you that made you call me a faggot?

  • @AlaskaTeen97

    Because you wine, and act like a faggot

  • @AlaskaTeen97 originality doesnt matter when its the truth, cocksucker

  • @BestNameEvar go to hell

  • @AlaskaTeen97 Alaska! :|) are u kidding me new york is BY FAR the best! u dont even have a sports team. what do u do for fun besides making snow hats and eating blubber?!

  • @hman1025 we do too have a sports team! The alaska aces hockey team! playing for the ECHL! And we won the Kelly Cup! but yeah new york is better than Alaska. alaska is not exactly #1 but it doesn't suck. and we do not eat blubber!!!!! we ski, fourwheel,fish, hunt, and other stuff!!

  • @AlaskaTeen97 shut the fuck up and bathe in the sun. Oops! i forgot its dark all winter >:)

  • @hman1025 it is not winter anymore! its summer here and is hot! so kiss my ass dickhead!

  • I want to go to Australia !

  • @xmjimmy bald eagles don't pick through garbage! get your facts right!

  • @xmjimmy HEY!! DUMBASS!! SHUT UP!! ALASKA HAS OIL AND HALIBUT AND SALMON AND IS THE KING STATE OF FISHING!! SO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

  • YAAAY ITS SUMMER

    AWWW ITS WINTER

    lmao op...

  • @jpergram i find it amusing that you people have no sense of humor

  • More evidence Alaska sucks, its inhabitants commented like this bit was dead serious.

  • im stationed in alaska it is a fucking shit hole state. Sucks ass and super boring. Fuck alaska bitchs!!!!

  • Wow, some people need to calm down.

  • monster oil reserves, dumbfucks

  • Just wow, you guys, wow, just you guys, what about hawwaii? you guys don't make fun of that do you? What about the freaking oil we have huh? and the gold?

  • Wow, just wow, thats not even funny, how about we make fun of you? Thats just ignorant and just rude. How about talk about reall stuff uh? Half of that stuff is false. And the harpoons thing? That was racist! my friends eskimno, thats just makes me angry. Just you guys are horrible.

  • You all are retarted, we have pretty much like 80 degree weather everyday in the summer. And we dont eat blubber. We are more of a man than any of you idiots that agree on this video. And yes we consider our our selvs americans.

  • You know as soon as you see "_______ Sucks" as the title, you know it'll be an amazing Jimmy rant.

  • I was born in Fairbanks, Alaska. It's a very beautiful place, but it's boring, and bizarre.

  • Its the one of two things Sarah Palin is known for, being a dumb whore bitch, and shes from alaska

    Palin is the kind of chick you see in a MILF gangbang prono

  • YOU KNOW WHAT?! you guys are just jealous that we alaskans get to ride polar bears to school every day! suck it! hahah. but really, we dont live in igloos and eat blubber and shit. in some parts, yeah, but not all. this video is so.. lame? ha, you guys need to do something better with your lives then criticize others. butttttt thats just my opinion :)

  • @iKOREANpwnYOU cool your from Alaska to! these guys r gay

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  • @MrWwefan98 Go make a snow hat, faggot.

  • i want to go to alaska

  • new york sucks, America should trade new york to Germany for a beer and a sausage, then maybe yiddish can make a comeback and all the stupid hacky jokes about nascar fans and sarah palin will be unintelligible to me. I'm waiting for the french statue of liberty to be replaced with a true symbol of new york a giant obama sphinx to help lefty tards worship third world despotism and pharonic enslavement. Eskimos live off the land dick, new york steals to support a population of conceited losers.

  • I was born in Alaska, thus can't wait to leave.

  • >.> Why don't you guys find out something about Alaska before you diss us. I live in a house, and have never tasted blubber in my life. Although moose is really good ;)

    And we have fucking school shootings too, it's not even funny. AND WE HAVE FUCKING THANKSGIVING! And summer actually gets up to 80 degrees. And, it doesn't get dark here until like 1 in the morning. And we have regular fucking sex. And we also have sport teams... I am in track, and do sprinting and hurdling. AND I'm not ESKIMO!

  • @Aliluvsbunny I hate people like you. Well, hates a pretty strong word. I guess I feel sorry for you. Must suck living without a sense of humour. I'm from Alaska, too. They weren't being serious. Take the joke.

  • @Herculieas Wow your an asshole. I knew they were fucking joking, I was going along with it. Why don't you find something else to do. Did I mention I'm 15 years old? Do you feel good now that you told a 15 year old that it sucks living without a sense of humor? I probably am smarter than you, and your dissing me. Go find another person to bother.

  • @Aliluvsbunny Um, wow. Take it easy little fella. And no, you little brat. I don't.

    What do you mean "going along with it"? Were you just joking with your little previous rant? No. You weren't. You were trying to defend yourself with something accusations that weren't serious.

    Oh, and don't try to justify your stupidity with your age. I'm 16, you idiot, and based off your reaction, I can say with good confidence that you DO NOT have a sense of humor.

  • @Aliluvsbunny it must suck living without intelligence or a sense of humor.

  • @Aliluvsbunny I'm 17, so don't play this "I'm young, don't hurt me" crap. By saying you're probably smarter than I am, you have doomed yourself to stupidity. We're not talking about intellgence. We're talking about your sense of humor. Speaking of which, your comment (if it was actually sarcastic) wasn't funny.

  • @Aliluvsbunny

    Dude, Alaska sucks.

  • Yup 16 years old. How did I guess.

  • Fuck you Alaska is better then all you fuckers and we don't have tax... HA HA HA and no we don't live in Igloo's we live in houses and we do have a TGI FRIDAYS AND ITS THE SHIT and 'im not an Eskemo..... IM AMERICAN AND IM PROUD TO LIVE IN ALASKA AND TO BE APART OF THE USA WERE JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU BUT IN A COLD ASS PLACE SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO THINK WE SUCK!!!

  • dude your basicly a canadian get over it

  • @zacklyzun go fuck yoursself

  • @makeupfan2654 You dont have taxes because your not apart of our country. Sorry, Canadian.

  • @makeupfan2654 Wow! Way to be an idiotic douche and an embarrassment to the rest of us US citizens. I am going to assume your a kid.

  • @makeupfan2654 FUCK YEAH :) (GO FAIRBANKS!)

  • @makeupfan2654 We have taxes. We have the highest taxes of all 50 states. Sorry to tell you this, but I think the IRS is gonna come after you, soon.

  • Alaska: The one state nobody wants to visit... under any circumstances.

  • alaska does suck hate it here

  • better than Utah that's for sure.

  • @nsewx Utah is badass. Full of nice people, some of the most amazing scenery in the country, best snow in the world, cheap homes, snow in the north desert in the south. Good state. A joke state is Rhode Island.

  • @CaptainRidley Utah is full of polygamist mormons..... enough said.... someone needs to do something about them cultist bitched... Alaska kicks ass!

  • @GeLsEnKiRcHeN95 Mormons stopped practacing polygamy over 100 years ago. The off shoot sects who do are in almost every western state. You should meet some Mormons they could do you some good.

  • Proves the point, you speak like an idiot

  • @row907 and you can't fit more than one sentence on one line

    And you have a problem constructing sentences

    And you can't spell

    And...

    And....

    And...

    We should drill the hell out of that state and destroy the inhabitants.

  • no duh, fuck iraq lets get some Inuit oil.

  • Oh Uncle Paul

  • @OhUnclePaul FUCK YOU!!!

    WE DON'T NEED TO DRILL THE HELL OUT OF ALASKA AND THE INHANITANTS DON'T NEED TO BE DESTROYED!!!! AND TO ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WHO ARE DISSING ALASKA, SCREW YOU BITCH!!! ALASKA IS AWSEOME!!

  • Do ya?

  • I love Eskimos, or as we like to say in PA... The Snow Mexicans. Lol !

  • PA as in Prince Albert, SK?

  • How did Sarah Paylin have five kids if the sperm froze on her clit?

  • :( i live in alaska but this is hella funny!

  • hahah still funny even when  you live in ak

  • i live hear for the legal 1 ozs

  • Relax, Alaska! We think you're terrific! Eskimos are funny, and Baked Alaska is delicious... and who doesn't love Sarah Palin and her brood of 'tards?

    Alaska -- It's a Vast Wasteland... of Fun!

  • alaska gave us carlos boozer, so they're calling a spade a spade here

  • alaska is awesome! i love it here!

  • Alaska's a cunt

  • I live in Alaska and it's fairly awful. The jobs pay more, but you live in Alaska. Fuck.

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  • Someones angry cause he's a moron who doesnt understand what a joke is do to the fact that he has no friends. Im sorry that noone likes you little boy.

  • They're joking dumbass.

  • Thats makes you a dumbass times 2 for listening, ya fuckin hypocrite.

  • They're called "jokes" for a reason.

  • LOLOLOLOL I've seen you working at Sports Authority.

  • yeah alaska blows. i hate living here.

  • Are you?

  • is he?

  • Ok terrific

  • who the fuck said i was 18 hu i might be 11 12 13 who the fuck knows

  • lisssin its my home town and WTF ARE YOU ALL DUMB WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOO'S retards and poloer bears dont live in alaska dumb ass's

  • your right...the penguins ate em all.

  • wow that hearts soooo bad dumb ass

  • Holy shit. For the love of god please go to school and try to learn something. There are two populations of Polar Bears in Alaska and the Palin household has a family photo wrecker living in thier home.

    When my daughter was 7 she had a problem with spelling too. Oh wait, your 18..........okay TERRIFIC!

  • Look at how terrible these people in this thread spell/construct sentences. Pathetic.

  • Opie is a fucking douche...."I could've been a model!" Why does he try to "model pose" in all of his publicity shot. Good thing he has Ant and Yimmy to keep him employed. In that big blowout he hinted that he had another offer....bullshit. He's boring and obvious.

  • Agreed 100%. Love Ant and Jimmy and the rest of the staff for that matter. Opie just doesn't seem to know about ANYTHING. Whether it be music, movies, television or politics. I just cringe every single time he opens his mouth. Prime example is when he about being a "BIG Islander/Mets fan" and then proceeds to stumble over everything from current/past players to team standings.

    Seems like many things go over his head to the point where i feel uncomfortable even listening. Fucking douche chills