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  • The first one I ever had tasted like green onions...second one tasted like garlic and red onions...I thought I was done with it forever. Then I tried some that someone brought to a raw potluck!!! Omg it made me a lover!!! It was creamy, vanilla-y, sweet, rich and comforting. If it REALLY stinks when you open it, it wasn't good to begin with. If it tastes like garlic or onions, it wasn't good...

  • that durian is rotten!!

  • that guy is ultra hot

  • ROFL!!!!

  • You got a bad durian!

  • No wonder U dont liked that. That one was too ripe.

    Can tell from the look of the shell (looks rotten).

    Rotten durian taste bad like spoil yoghurt & can cause stomach ache.

    The good one should be white colour inside & the spike still sharp to touch.

  • in malaysia, some of the hotels actually have a sign saying 'no durian allowed' lol i laughed so hard wen i saw it!

  • girl, i am watching in horror the way you try to wrongly open the durian with the long knife pointing towards your chest.

  • @denim98 I know that was making me nervous too!!!

  • It looks like it smells like shit but tastes like pz....

  • well durian is a healthy fruit. but eating is not good. durian is an aphrodicia fruit same as jack fruit and custard fruit. but the strongest aphro food is the durian.

  • i like the smell and the taste.. and i dont fell any odur at all

  • ok now you re not attrative to me, because you dont love durian

  • fastinggirl i love every pound on you, i would like to love you from evening till sunrise after that durian

  • god i tried this twice and still miss that taste go try ppl it's great!

  • Looks like a dead hedgehog or sea urchin, lol

  • come on.. it taste great I luv this fruit

  • not only does it taste bad it looks nasty

  • thats not a fruit, its a yummy weapon!!!!

  • hahahah ernie is hillarious nice vid

  • i agree wif tha guy.. its not that badd..

  • Freeze it before eating it and it's going to be the best ice cream you ever had.

  • agree but freeze it with the whole durian

  • I wonder if someone use durian like a baseball and throw at someone =P

  • I getting one next time I go to the fruit market. I have been watching it watch me for years now. I can't wait to youtube it. LOL

  • alyssa so cute

  • your fiance is so cute he tries new things...that durian u had wasnt fresh it looked really dry...i like it when its been in the fridge..so nice and cold but your fridge ends up smelling like durian lol even drinking water!

  • I think Durian originally from the philippines, i heard that Durian Smells Like Hell but Taste Like Heaven. But i haven't try it though. ;D

  • hmm I have to try that, but I've never seen one so I don't even know if we can get them in Northern Ontario.

  • LOL

  • Your really great at this youtube thing...I look foward to your videos....Thanks for being REAL.....keep it up your great!

  • i think yours was just rotton

  • so nashty. i think you are really brave. i never thought a fruit could exist that i didn't at least like a little, but durian is so wrong. i want to learn to love it though because it's so healthy. *gags*

  • Oh my how can you eat that? It stinks and tastes just like the way it stinks!!!!!!! If you ever drop one don't try and catch it. It's known as king of the fruits in Asia btw.

  • Oh you know what that fruit looks just like the outer part of a fruit that we have here in Jamaica called Jack Fruit. Jack Fruit is so sweet and meetie. You can also boil, grill or roast the seeds and eat it. It is so good.

  • Ernie says it taste like an alien foetus: What does an alien foetus taste like?

  • Had one in Santa Monica CA at Chef Julio's restaurant. It was wonderful! No bad smell or taste. Bought one in an oriental market in LA and tried it at home. It stank and tasted bad. The one at Julio's was like delicious vanilla custard.

  • I have been to Juliono's.... FANTASTIC....cant wait to move back to L.A just so I can go to his place!...I am sure he has HIGH standard for his Durian..I told Ernie if I can ever try it again I will but not sure I will go out of my way. From the sounds of it mine was rotten!

  • those are very common in Brasil, here its called Jaka.

    very healthy as well.

    i love exotic fruits, but that shit is gross tryed it before. you should really get your hands on ROLLINIA fruit.

  • I am freaked out by that. Looks like a living sea creature, so it was horrifying to watch you cut it open. :)

  • Oh my goodness lollll I can see why you didn't like it. It looks so weird loll.

  • it smells like ass :$ lol too funny!

  • I loved it loved loved it! It's something I would do but I'd have whiny teenage boys. I wouldn't have been able to eat it if it smells like ass though.

    Ummm Ernie Why we gotta be bitches and all of that?

  • Pretty funny. That durian looks horrible...kind of rotten. I have the people at the oriental store pick them out for me...and they taste GOOOOD. That one was scary looking inside. Thanks for filming it. manoftruth

  • Thats a good idea! It may have been who knows ...

  • Ok so I'm up and I'm watching this again!! LOL! It just cracks me up!! AND OMG the drama WTF dude! hahaha! ok night night!!

    The reading of comments alone is a best seller, lol!

  • I know of all thinks on a video about fruit? The drama on youtube is so unpredictable

  • Adorable video!

  • omg! i have had durian before...not my faorite either;] lol

  • AHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SOO CUTE.

    you are hillarious!

    I'm going raw by the way!

  • HA thats a GREAT use for one!

  • ALien Fetus! That cracked me up! I love your man he is a great sport and your daughter had me screaming. "That smells like ASS!"

  • hahahahaa! this is so hilarious! omg, i never want to try that fruit. it sounds awful.

  • I forgot to ask... how much did it cost???

  • 5 bucks I will never see again =(

  • But you got to entertain us with this awesome video and that my dear is PRICELESS!!!  ;-)~

  • Hey Luv I have a 16 year old daughter as well Elya shes gorgeous. The only girl out of 6 kids well protected of course. I totally agree with you Christina if Ass is the worst thing she says luv your laughing as you say as mums we have more important things to worry about your level headed luv she ll be fine PSSS I hope Ernie enjoyed his FETUS!!!!

  • Hey can anyone tell me what ASS smells like??? LOL

    Think I will go buy a Durian for the experience and I ll be thinking of you and ASS all the way Luv GOOO GIRL XXXXXXXXX

  • I just got back from the supermarket... they had durian fruits! I was SOOOO tempted.. but I didn't:)

  • Hey you! How are you? Good thing you didn't ..no I am kidding I think everyone should try it once =)!

  • Your family rocks! They are such superstars :D Glad you gave it a chance. It does smell horrible...lol

  • OMG, nothing smells worse than durian. NOTHING!

  • I think it tastes like rotting onions. YUCK!

  • In Vietnamese it's called sau rieng (pronounced like : sow zieng) */Sau Rieng signifies "One's own sorrows". Why is this fruit under such an austere name? - Yes, it proceeds from an immortal love story.

  • Hey thats very cool .l...thanks for that! If thats what a broken heart smells like then it gives a whole knew meaning to it =)

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, I know this fruit....my husband is Vietnamese and they have a lot in Vietnam. It's actually my favorite exotic fruit. To open it you have to find it's natural lines. Just like a banana can divide in three pieces from it's top so does the Durian. But it has to be ripe (the fruit is ripe when it cracks open along it's natural lines. If it's not ripe, the meat will taste a little bitter. When it's ripe, the meat is soft and sweet, yummy!!!! You can buy it frozen too.

  • Yeah mine was a little red on the inside and I bet it was not completely ripe! I tried to open it along the line and was not strong enough! Sounds like when it is completely ripe it is a bit better!

  • je je je nice video ! funny :)

  • It smells like azz?????? oh noooooo. That thing looks scary.....I'll pass on the Durian

  • this is a fruit???lol the beginnin looks like a horror movie with a beauty in it hehe i dont even know how that fruit is called in german lol ill have to checkxoxoxo take gooc are and enjoy the OTHER fruitpossibilities hehe

  • It looks like a massive Lychee.

  • That fruit does look really weird!

    and from what you guys said about it

    I wont be trying it anytime soon lol

    Oh and btw you're husband is soo funny!!:D

  • I love this video! I think everyone should record their first Durian experience! How hilarious! Thanks for another great one!

    Raw Love,

    Desire'e

  • You all are so funny, thank you for sharing this - really brightened my morning ^^

    I sooo badly want to try one now more than ever xD is it really that bad smelling? can imagine not being able to get them in the UK though :|

  • Hey I would encourage you to try it! Some folks really like it ..at least now I can say I tried so the next time it is offered to me I can be like um NO =)

  • Oh Suzanne42 - you need to grow up and stay out of other people's business. You're way off track here. This is about DURIAN FRUIT. Lighten up and stop being an ASS! Ooops, did I say ass? I meant assHOLE!

  • AHAHAH!! That's friggin hilarious! Luv your screen name too!!

  • That's funny, and it seems you two have a VERY similar name? Hmm..., I wonder?

  • Thank you for taking the time to make a screen name just for me! I really appreciate it! I'm just thankful I grew up in a household where my parents didn't condone, and say "smells like ass" and "hi bitches". The thought of that curls my stomach.

  • You're welcome Suzass42! You were worthy of a special name. You sure are hypocritical though by repeating all the offending words. Do you have kids? I bet if you do, they probably have potty mouths but just don't swear in front of you. Don't act all self-righteous and preachy. It's very unbecoming of you. Life's too short Suzass42, MOVE ON! And that's all i have to say about that. What's up youtube bitches!!! HA HA HA!!! LOVE IT.

  • Yep, I have kids, and I'm sure they cuss with their friends, but they know it isn't acceptable in our home. I'm sure yours sit around and listen to you cuss and think it's funny, right? It's not unbecoming to have morals and want to be a role model for your kids. In case you didn't know, it's 2007, and morals are out the window! There's a fine line between class and trash. We elect the former.

  • Oh my!!! The fruit thing was crazy, crazy, crazy!!! I could smell it by just looking at it. I loved the video. Take care.

  • haha good comment

  • i'll send you some durian candy. my mom loves that ish lol.

  • My favourite of all your vids. <3

  • lol. my parents would still get mad at me if i swore in front of them. but i think that's just how my family is.

  • I love this now not only is raw healthy its not boring! hahaha i love it!

  • RAW is so not boring=)..I have tried more fruits & veggies in the last few weeks then I did the first go around..this one I did not like. I tried a persimmon and love it so all new things are not bad!

  • so where in the heck did you FIND that thing? i'm curious and kinda want to try it now. just to say that i did lol

  • At an ASIAN market they will come frozen so you have to let them defrost a few days on the counter. Please let me know how you like it some raw foodies SWEAR by it and have to eat it every day.

  • OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN FETUS!!!LOL

    Custard apples are much better Luv xxx

  • LOL that video was great... after viewing I did some research on the fruit and this is what I got ahahah

    Travel and food writer Richard Sterling says:

    " ... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, inc public transportation in Southeast Asia.

  • I would say thats a VERY good description =)

  • OMG! What's up you youtube bitches!!! HAHAHAHA! LOVE ERNIE! He got majoy points in my book for that one! lol

  • He was like dont post that and I was like it is funny they will LOVE it! See I will have to tell him !

  • He was so cracking me up! Alien Fetus! Ask him how in the world is he supposed to know what one tastes like in the first place??? lol!!! Silly man!

  • LMAO at everything in the vid, from "alien Fetus" to "Hello Bitches" to "Smells like Ass!" lol. I can't believe someone got on your case about your daughter saying ass, that's unreal. Like in 3 yrs she'll be in college....My!! Better make sure she doesn't watch youtube...she may learn the word "shit or damn" or something! What shall we do???

  • I know huh oh well if they only knew how uptight I can really be with her ....oh well youtube is just part of my life I don't expect folks to completely KNOW me you know..she has a right to her opinion MUCHO love

  • you have such a beautiful family! That fruit scares me. It looks HUGE too so I bet its expensive

  • Hey you your still watching my videos SWEET! Thanks Love!

  • I loved this video. LOL! The music was perfect. I was worried a little with you and the knife. I wonder how bad the smell was. I read up on the fruit after one of your recent videos and had to find out more about it. When I saw you had one I had to watch this right away. LOL! And now you have done something a lot of people won't ever do in their lives. So congrats on trying it. LOL!

  • alien fetus! LMAO! that looks scary as all hell. ew.

    P.S. you are suppose to cut AWAY from yourself! i got so nervous when you were opening it ahahah!

  • This was Hysterical! The music was perfect for this!

  • I never heard of Durian. It looks alien and it sounds alien. :-D You said it tastes a little like garlic, maybe it is better for seasoning for main dish type of items?

  • I honestly see NO value in that thing ! =)

  • you should have more vids w/ your family- haha you guys are funny^_^

    you didnt look bothered by the smell.. but i bet it was rank!! reminds me of pomegrantes- all that work and not much actual fruit inside!!

  • EWW.... it looks GROSS ahahahahha......there is no WAY IN HELL that would touch my lips let alone go in my mouth ahahaha yall guys r BRAVE LOLOL I bet yall have hot stanky breath now LOL...... It kinda looks like a sea creature.

  • BTW, Ernie is so much like Ty! What's up youtube bitches! Next time he needs to say, "It's Ernie, BITCH!" Ok, I'm done leaving long ass comments and a whole shitload! Gotta love it, though!

  • OMG, OMG, OMG! That looks so scary! I was afraid you were gonna cut yourself with that knife! I LOVE THE MUSIC that you put in the background! I think it's so cool that Ernie decided to be in the video! Alyssa is so much a teenager! Hahahaha! Kinda like Isaac, yet grown! Oh, what I'm in for! What was with him saying "Alien Fetus" all the time! TOO HILARIOUS! I LOVED IT!

  • "What's up youtube bitches!" OMH LMAO! Funniest vid EVER!

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  • Haha, your face cutting the fruit is priceless... lol

  • So so bad lol

  • Well she is 16 ..if thats the worse thing she says I think we are doing ok. She is a good kid and when you have a teenager you have to pick your battles instead of her saying the word ass as a battle I am focused on things like her not doing drugs, having sex, getting pregnant or drinking So far I am winning these battles.

  • I'm with you on this fg, my 17 yo daughter talks the same way and....I love it! Cracks.me.up!

  • I agree with you 100%. I didn't even realize she said it smells like ass! Through the whole video, that's the only thing this woman got out of the video?

  • Oh, wow! What nerve you have! Ass? Come on, it's not like she said, "Throw that thing the FUCK away, it smells like ass!" Like you never said ass when you were a teenager! Get a clue and stop being a prude! HA! That rhymed!

  • Haha! I was thinking the same thing! So what, she said 'ass'! She was using it as a fair descriptive term! Durian IS stinky! lol

  • Well aren't you just as much a potty mouth by repeating what she said? You could have said that she said it smelled like "behind" or "butt" but you repeated exactly what she said. Teens will be teens. If you didn't like her saying ass you should have just clicked the X in the upper right corner. Try it next time you are insulted.

  • I'm sorry. I guess I'm the only one who grew up in a household that wasn't trashy. To add to the mix, isn't it just peachy when your 'step father to be' says, "hi bitches" into the camera in front of your 16 year old daughter? Yep, that's class!

  • theres a diference between trashy, and NOT having a stick up your arse. its not your place to tell someone how to parent hon!

  • Pls. learn how to read. You can see that no one was telling someone else how to parent. This is the very reason the world is screwed up. People lack morals.

  • Honey, when you say something about how another parents THEIR child, then YOU are trying to tell them something! Hmm.., say that they ARE NOT PARENTING CORRECTLY? At least stick to what you said in the beginning, instead of back tracking. I may have respected you a little bit more if you wouldn't have lost the balls that you obviously think you have between your legs.

  • WHOA your questioning our MORALS look I know your one of my subscribers and I appreciate that but you don't know what your talking about in this regard...I wont go into what great folks we are or even that we are moral because I know myself and my family and I know we don't need defending. Thats ok you added some drama to this video and thats always FUN =)

  • Change the channel and get a life! Apparently your parents didn't teach you how to be polite. What's that saying again,.. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Yeah, who's trashy now?!

  • Get off your high horse, because your whole aura smells like SHIT! Class? You have too much time on your hands if you really think that your argument about saying 'ass' & 'shit' is going to sway anyone to think your way. At least her step-father cares for her, provides for her, has a job, loves her mother, and shows her what a REAL MAN does for his family. Stop crying about assinine things, and call an exterminator, I THINK YOU HAVE A HUGE BUG UP YOUR ASS! HA! I said ass so many times!

  • I guess we were raised different. My mom would have slapped my face off lol or worst Knocked me up in a tree. But todays youth get away with a lot more. I would never let my kids get away with talking like that but to each its own.

  • Exactly, and that's the whole point. Who's to say Christina didn't say something to her after the camera stopped rolling? Just because she didn't say something to her on camera, or state it in the description that she may have disciplined her daughter, DOES NOT MEAN THAT SHE DIDN'T! People on youtube think that just because you post videos about your life that you tell them everything! That's not the case!

  • I'm not yelling at you either. This was directed to Suzanne42, but I was responding to your "to each it's own" comment.

  • Its not that serious what her daughter said. Believe me I have heard worst.I just made that comment cause my mom was SUPER strict (jehovah withness for 45yrs)LOL. Im here to have a good time and enjoy peoples personal videos. (THE END)

  • Hey your allowed to put any comment you want on my videos! Thank you for watching and MUCHO LOVE!

  • I hear ya! I didn't want you to think that I was directing my anger at you. I mean, seriously! Why do people feel the need to go all 'holier than thou' on a video about durian fruit? Just thought I'd share my thoughts on the issue.

  • LOL yea I know ;)

  • HEy girl more drama= more fun and thank you for sticking up for me . You KNOW me and my only issue is her questioning my morals besides that WHATEVA ......ahhh youtube you just never know what video is going to cause the drama and the one on durian was the LAST one I would have thought

  • I KNOW! How weird is that! Geez. People think they know EVERYTHING about your life just because you post videos on here. That doesn't make them an expert or give them the right to pass judgement on you! Would she say that to your face if she was right next to you? I doubt it.

  • Wow, i think this was the largest written argument i have seen so far:) Christina.. my mom raised us on her own and she did great. We say ass or bitch... but never to her or her hubby or even serious for that matter! We know morals and we have fun! That is what life is about at the end! Love ya! X Pien

  • Haha, Alyssa is camera shy for a good reason. No one needs a creepy stalker. Other than that, I think she's beautiful and definitely takes after you in that sense. Ernesto seems like a pretty cool guy. Did he eventually eat the rest of it? It seemed like he enjoyed it haha.

  • Alyssa is too much really if you think I am too much she is really too much!Ernesto is very coolio no he did not We tried to make a smoothie and dumped about 10 dollars worth of ingredient b/c that damn taste took over it could not be covered. He was not such a fan the next day !

  • Nah, y'all aren't too much : ) You're good people. That fruit must have definitely been nasty. I'll be sure to stay away from it if I ever cross paths with it. I may even challenge it to a duel.

  • Hey Youtube-BITCH-fiance!! Haha... this was funny! But it looked like you just finished an animal, like a ferret or something!! Sorry, it looked horrible:) But please make more videos like this one!

  • thats my favorite part too!

  • Funny video.. Thanks for sharing, I am yet to consume a fresh durian!!

  • Good luck ...I am sure you will get the chance this weekend!

  • Yuck...but hello Christina and family. I think I saw something like that in "ALIENS", and if it smells bad I don't want to eat it. :) lol Lots of love to you Christina. Your friend always, Warren.

  • MUCHO LOVE 2 U Warren!

  • OMG, LOL! You guys are so funny! Glad to see a real home movie!!!

    Ok now to that fruit... ya know I love ya to bits but I am not trying that craziness, LOL!

  • Take it from me DONT!

  • LOL, you are a trip Girl! haha! I had to watch it again, and in a f'ed up way I want to buy one, WTF!! hahah!

    All the "smells like ass" and "alien" stuff is killen me! LMFAO!

  • dear god be careful with the knife! your suppoe to point it away from you. tsk tsk.

  • I know I just wanted to get it open HA I am a complete mess when using knives I am not too hip with knife safety 101 lol !

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