Classic Trash TV

[777xbatmanx]

she's lying about not asking for cock pictures. She wants him off her back

[Chlloe95]

Hill billy!

[PokeXpertoX]

so how much do theese chav get be on this crap

[Qwertmeupbiatch]

Diss this guy all you want. He's now a professional "cock-picture" sender for a reputable company.

[1878EFC2008]

This girl is frigid and does not deserve a stud like this bloke. When a guy sends you a picture of his cock out of this goodness of his heart you send him a thank you card.

You certainly do not get the police involved.

I despair.

[GeordieVincent]

She got me arrested 9 weeks ago for harassment. Why did she get you done for harassment? Because I was harassing her all the time! HAHA ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

[snipermojo]

What a legend!

[TheDeadandsilent]

a bad day at work gives me permission to show my cock to random girls, and they say tv ruins the mind, EXCUSE ME! but this great role model has shown us all the way, we shouldnt get put in prison for harassment just for harassing a girl

[hbombstatic]

please! does anyone have the rest of this? or can someone who has seen it let us all in on what happened?? please!! thank you!!

[bencokayne]

'he sent me a picture of his penis and my daughter saw it' LOL

[PravdaDeus]

Where's Pamela? I want to see Pamela! I must see his mother,,

[JackleSpanner]

its funny when he sits next to her then she tries to move there chair but it hardly moves, aaaahahaaaaa.

[danielthomasslade]

ive got to say, id give claire one.

[Dungarth]

...And after all this it turned out that this tart WAS sleeping around lol.

[TuddersUK]

fuck me, is that Peter Crouch in the audience? lol

[waveali]

Epic answer @ 2:51 LMAO...

[stellaboy79]

wheres the second part

[LongDoggerVtec]

Got me arrested for harassment a few weeks ago....... and why?

For harassing her..... LMFAO.

Watching this shit makes my life seem SO much more normAL

[cassiesmum]

Claire you dumped him after he sent you pics of his knob!! big mistake, he`s a keeper luv!!

[garybarlowissexy07]

She complained that her daughter saw the penis picture, but she could have easily deleted it tbh :')

[LazyScott99]

@garybarlowissexy07 she should have deleted the picture......destroy the evidence? are you his brief by any chance??? lmao

[Shostasymphony]

This guy is an absolute comic genius. There's a sitcom right there.

[therealtimshady1983]

hans moleman in his younger years ladies and gentlemen

[rossm8038]

wat an absolute cockend. bad day at work. hahaha

[dazvmax]

whos pamela LOL pam of the hand when sending naughty pics LOL .... fukin retard

[RRAvon]

"And then she got me arrested for harassing her"

--"Why did she get you arrested for harassing her?"

"Because I was harassing her all time"

[captainroger]

"Pictures of his penis.." Pause for Effect

"Ohhhhh!!"

But she kept them...aka slag who whacks her bean to his dusty old cock while her baby is chugging bleach. NICE!

[RRAvon]

@captainroger PMSL

[bedintruderfan]

His retarded, wonky eye makes me horny.

[shaunitomlin]

Jeremy: " I pay for you're child with my tax!" *Audience cheers and claps* Me: Err, hasn't most of the audience taken a day off work to be there?

[VidNationNut]

@shaunitomlin Probably a day of paid vacation for most of them, or it could be during college/university vacation - these shows are recorded several months in advance, of course.

[HateCoD]

Guys does this sound ok to you, I had a bad day at college so I sent a picture of my cock to some random chick?

[HoldOnAnotherDay1]

hahaha, this was on 3e yesterday. couldn't stop laughing at him..what a retard.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Quasimodo is back, he's pissed off...and he now has a cellular phone.

[1878EFC2008]

Omg hahahahahahhahahahhaha, the frown ,the voice, the seriousness, the actual words.

Comedy. fucking. gold.

[Lezaran]

This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He is now my IDOL

[Pharnax]

lol 3:53 /facepalm

[stueykaylz]

he looks like a serial killer, wants to think himsell lucky he got a ride neva mind a baby out of it

[LukeeNUFC]

this guy is amazing.

[redrizzla1989]

HAHAHA! THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN AGES, "cos i was harassing her all the time"

[nouoriel]

such a shame that people like this have children

[kyussvp1]

this guys a comedy genius

Why did she get you done for harassment?

"because i was harassing her all the time"

Brilliant

[TheNocturnalSunshine]

@kyussvp1 Epic!

[redrizzla1989]

@kyussvp1 i love the way he keeps a straight face through it all

[kyussvp1]

@redrizzla1989 I know its almost as if he has no idea how much of an idiot he is lol

[maceysfather]

comedy genius

[philipkilby]

L.A.D

[Lezaran]

This guy is a GENIOUS!

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

what a creep

[01zaporozhets]

Why did she get you done for harassment?

- Cos I was harassin her all the time!

[MysteryEzekude]

@01zaporozhets "...Cos she was harassin me!"

[MysteryEzekude]

I'm suprised that ITV didn't censor the word "Penis" yet they censor related words like "Dick" and "Cock."

[RhOdZi01]

@MysteryEzekude

it a more mature term

[boshankers12]

@MysteryEzekude penis is the scientific term. dick and cock are slang.

[MysteryEzekude]

@boshankers12 So I've learnt.

[WhiteSypher]

@MysteryEzekude Because the words 'dick' and 'cock' are swear words and Penis a biological word.

[MysteryEzekude]

@WhiteSypher So I was told.

[MRDJANDY2009]

hahahaha quality lol wud shag her tho for the fun of it

[IrelandRaven]

kyle starts on the guy as soon as he sits down "you cant even sit next to the woman who..."

fuck sake give him a moment to catch his breath before the shameless humiliation you put every one of your stupid guests through begins.

[cam5533]

lol they remind me of kids.

[slantyrock]

kyle is every bit as wretched as the scum he has on his show..

[hernhillrebel]

@slantyrock Whatever makes you say that? He works for a living.

[Blink182DudeRanch]

also looking at the state of the audience, i cans see why they are so eager to get on the show. watching all these low lives makes their lifes seem better

[MysteryEzekude]

@Blink182DudeRanch Probably.

[Blink182DudeRanch]

this show is full of fuck ups, but she is acting like a little kid; stupid bitch.

[Terminator860]

He meant thats what she was claiming. You all laugh at him but you lot are the real fools. Was he the dad or not?

[CyberFailed]

why has she still got the pic on her phone for her daughter to get hold off

[Sessioner11]

LOL! 'I sent one....when i had a bad day at work'

[Sessioner11]

0:59 chair moving fail!

[bonzie88]

lolololol

[theapache]

@Sessioner11 hahaha. brilliant.

[carbonbodyworker]

2:50 pmsl

[freyamum]

you schlaaaaaaaags

[stretfordender11]

she'd look prity fit like done up n stuf i reckon

[pdmore123]

i seen this one and the baby turns out not to be his lol

[Miketwo222]

"Why did you get done for harassment?"

"Cuz I was harassin her ow da time" *frowning*

[Critchy39]

That guy is a fucking nut job. He dresses like a pikey but has the mind and the brain of a fish.

[kadramay1989]

a pikey? a fish? is there a difference?

[IrelandRaven]

pikey = gypsy, not a pike the fish.

[Panthera0nca]

Hold on, hold on...!

How many people come on this show and are actually WORKING? Remember that when you are slagging the bald guy off! He didn't seem a nasty piece of work like some of them and he gave us all a laugh :O)

[st3fanunited]

Looool he had a bad day at work!!

[xxxamylvsyaxxx]

These people have no fucking idea that stupid tart doesnt even no wen she was pregnant lmao

[leedsbulldog]

from 2.20 this is the funniest post ever on YouTube

[MRDJANDY2009]

she is fit i would fuck her senseless whats she doing with him

[LucidxSlutopsy]

Low standards much?

[iVi1SSYXTR3M3]

that guy is seriously mentally retarded.

[leesawford]

that guy is a genius

[limpfnode1]

Fucking awesome! i love this twat... ''so you sent her an explicit image of your private parts'' ''yeah, one, but i was having a bad day at work!'' ''so why were you arrested?'' ''for harassing her all the time!'' fucking love it!

[tomtomx4]

that man is a tramp!

[timulair]

ahahaha, he brought his mum...

[MILKYWAIMAN]

hahahaha - "why were you put in a cell for 5 hours", "because i was harrassing her"...HAHAHAHA...stupid chav!!!

[PrivateSchoolBoy]

crap day at work. send a picture of cock. have a stella. ab. solute. win.

[TommyDreamer4life]

Absolute hero, having a bad day at work is more than enough of a reason to send a bird a picture of your cock. He's too good for her.

[MATTPARS0NS]

hahaha

[123Geezer]

@TommyDreamer4life - not sure what's funnier, your comment or this clip! LMAO.

[jimmymagnum07]

@TommyDreamer4life i actually love you :p

[DaviHavoc09]

how could she shag him hes an ugly bald fart

[NorseJohn]

That bloke is a legend :)

[dubplateroots]

''At the end of the show Jezza and the bloke exchanged mobile numbers and began to text pics of their knobs to each other'' If only Carlsberg were the boss' of the Jeremy Kyle show

[MRDJANDY2009]

"i had a bad day at work" hahaha imagine that so i will send a picture of my cock to that girl hahahahaha thats quality lol

[MRDJANDY2009]

i would shag her shes fit! i like girls like that black hair short very nice :)

[jonread1234]

yea id shag you!

[truths33ker3]

hahahaha there's more! apparently you can get done for harrasment :O! the law is changing people.WAKE UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

[truths33ker3]

'i had a bad day at work' sums it all up. i also love the way he says it with such passion and conviction hahahahaha what a raging retard!

[shenstone]

if you have half a mind to appear on this show.........thats all you need

[arieger82]

Someone tell this woman that a man's penis is part of him "he sends me pictures of his penis and himself" - what....is it detachable????

[LivviWasHere]

Fuck i love jeremy kyle show

[rhysepoos]

she seems like the more sensible one, but there's no excusing using "you're not the father" to get at him. what sort of mother plays around with something as important as her child's paternity?

[chimpypete]

haha 'yes you have' 'no i haven't' 'yes you have' 'well i haven't' 'well that's a lie' 'i haven't' 'yes you have'

he always gets such great conversationalists on, it's gripping

[mattlee1977]

2:21 Genius haha

[arieger82]

This is like Pete and Dud - fantastic - was he the dad btw?

[Dungarth]

Jeremy Kyle gets far too many guests on his show, it just shows what a trashy nation we have become.

Thanks Labour.

[chimpypete]

nope, it shows how trashy sooome people have become

but you're right, it is thanks to labour

[TheWanderingAngel]

You don't think that we as a people are accountable at all? I mean I love yelling at the government as much as anyone, but you can't remove all blame and responsibility from the people.

[Dungarth]

Well you see the Government has all to answer for because it controls the media outlets which thus in turn controls the nation. Look at what has been happening the past 10 years. Benefit system makes it very cosy for people to not work and sponge coupled with the fact that education and talking English in the proper way is seen as ''uncool'', this was all part of New-Labour's plan to be more ''cool'' they even talked about this in 1996.

[x10secsx]

ahhaha stupid assholes, check that guys bong eye

[JohnGolf123]

If I remember rightly, he wasn't the father of her baby afterall so she was just another one of many slags.

[TheScaryChipmunk]

"Why did she get you done for harrassment?"

"Because I was 'arassin' her all the time."

So matter of fact isn't he. Can I sleep with him now? :]

[andrew1984uk]

Personally I would've liked to have seen what the crack was with Pamela.

[dubstep009]

what a speng

[cardiffguy85]

ohh great now i know what to do when i av a bad day at work ..... send a pic of my bell end to my ex lmao

[sof2finchy]

and become a regular sex offender

[cardiffguy85]

it was a joke i was taking the piss out of the guy on the vid :/ lol

[sof2finchy]

i know lol,

[andrew1984uk]

He doesn't do much to help his own cause in this clip.

[terrorbite]

Aww, I wanted to see how it turned out. Was he the dad?

[ScottScott12345]

"Once probably yeah?"

Look at Jeremy's face when he repeats that xD

[55022RSG]

what a DICKHEAD!

[soph60]

lol " i had a bad day at work "

[FrankIeroiscute]

OMG I had a bad day at work

[gooneacehole]

what a moron....

[annybelly]

jeremy:'claire said you ve gone to hit her before?

bloke: 'no, well once probably yeah'.

jeremy: 'claire says you ve sent her explicit pictures of your private parts'

bloke:'i ve sent one and i'd had a bad day at work'

bloke:'then she got me arrested for harrassment and all that'

jeremy:'why did you get arrested for harrassment?'

bloke:'cos i was harrassing her all the time'

[Umbrellaization]

They must get payed to go on ere... I wouldn't take my problems on national tv for nothing.

[ProperBodged]

My sentiments exactly.

[samw363]

its not nothing this guy does actually help unlike jerry springer who just lets peope fight

[sof2finchy]

OH GOD IM CUMMING IM CUMMING OH GOD

[grayfoks]

Your well normal.

[jin37uk]

god this dudes hilarious lol

[unclothedimyours]

Oh that is just so funny.

Love it!

[pompeym388]

hilarious or what

[jared50505050]

This is my favourite Kyle episode ever. Genius.

[RockyM3003]

Trash TV ROCKS!!

[NomAccount]

LOLOL i love arested for herassment... why did she get you done for that?... Cuz i was herassing her

xD

[deckyveale]

Ya all know how it is though, bad day at work, boss is giving you grief.....thankfully we can all reach for our camera phones and photograph our bollockes and send em on to some piece of chav filth

[deckyveale]

on bradders boy, have to admit you scrub up well going on national tv

[KiraTheSaviour]

this never gets old

[adamc510]

i sent one! i had a bad day at work!

[NomAccount]

"jew date" ??????????????

[macbookboy2]

Due as in.

the train is due at 12pm

[apostlewoody]

does everyone in the UK have an eye dispatched in the other direction??

[NomAccount]

Thats mean ;[

[DukeHarold]

Kind of :L

[Cwmbran1984]

"Why did she get you done for Harrassment?

Because I was harrassing her all the time!"

LOL XD

[wordscontrolminds]

What was the stupid ho doing keeping a pic of his penis actually on her phone? Trailer trash britain.

[Steve669909]

Once probably yeah

[junglejay31]

Scummy Cunts! I'd shoot the pair of them.

[po58dvn]

why did you get arrested for harrassing her?

BECAUSE I WAS HARRASSING HER!!!!

fucking bald dimwit....

[po58dvn]

he sent the photo to the wrong number and i saw his little penis.......it was a real hummer.

[GhostReconGuy]

GET A LOAD OF MY BELLEND! 0:17

[badongism]

Yeeesh! I work hard, I'll send a girl flowers, pay for dinner, hold doors open, act like a gentleman and I can't get one to stick around for more than 10 minutes.  Is low level downs syndrome and dtatuatory rape the way to win a girl's heart these days?

[Timbul53525253]

Depressing isn't it? According to the JK show, to get a shag in modern Britain you have to be a violent, drunken, foul-mouthed, unemployed criminal.

WTF is wrong with British women?

[boshankers12]

I wouldn't want to shag any of the dogs that go on this show.

[SLORRAbeats]

id prob smash it

[boshankers12]

and catch herpes while your at it.

[johnny2demax]

Ya must come of too eager. Chill it out and act as if you almost dont care haha. Theres no need to rape anyone, although i hear it works just as well haha.

[po58dvn]

this bald bastard plays with kids as he cracks one off in his dead mothers tights....

[andrew1984uk]

They can't get enough of a bloke that acts like he doesn't care. Probably why we always get pestered by women who we genuinely don't want to sleep with lol

[angeldust450]

women seem to like bastards these days, treating them mean keeps them keen it looks like : ( i dont get it ...

[xxxplicitrecordz]

You don't have to treat em like shit you just have to be a challenge and not bend over backwards to appease their every need.

Women these days are so used to guys kissing up to them (esp hot women) so when one comes along who WON'T bow down to her every need she thinks 'why doesn't this guy kiss my ass like all the other chumps? I must have him!'

Being a gentleman is 'nice', but unfortunately, 'nice' is 'boring' and gets unappreciated. its kinda fucked up but, hey.. that's women for ya... ;)

[andrew1984uk]

I can testify to that.

I'm no Adonis, but with girls who you genuinely aren't interested in, and act uninterested accordingly, they make more of an effort, than girls who are aware that you like them and think that's the battle won, and go on to the next mug.

[jimmyshitbags]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!!!

"she got me arrested for harrassment"

"why?"

"....coz i was harassing her all the time"

[BigAndae118]

lol i was dogn school when a watched this lol i was watchn it tho sum guys window i couldnt stop laughing

[martinmc11ira]

Where the rest of this show? hes sooo funny

[dannyday58218195]

lol! why oh why do they do the stupid "chair shuffle" like fuckin six year olds!

"oooh im not sitting next to you"

oh honestly its just pathetic.

[andrew1984uk]

Almost as pathetic as appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show to air their dirty linen...

[M5IAN]

ROFL inbred retard this guy is too funny

[BabyShugz]

no wonder americans think english are ugly id like to say these are only the inbred english

[fred5644]

Where's the next part!? This guy's hilarious

[RabidRaccoonUK]

"Why did she get you done for harassment?"

"Because I was harassing her all the time."

LOL!!