This was defiantly done by a realtor. Should be the other way around. Real estate agents are the biggest thieves in the fucking world. Greedy bastards are part to blame for this economy !Glorified car salesmen !
@Mr4PIZON Hey numb nuts, go get your license and try doing this yourself and maybe you'll be more sympathic. Everyone has got to eat including you. If everyone in the world thought like you did we'd all be at war! So...STFU and LTFO!
why in this new xtranormal i have to publish my video,to get actors and the sets.Is there any free collection and any free way to publish my video?Only people with credit card can publish a video now!Can you help me?
Now THAT REALTOR knows how to sell---SHE is a BROKER...and got all sides of two deals..instead of laughing at a silly video..she turned buyer and seller problems...into money. Who was hurt in this deal? The two mortgage banks WON.
The only people who got screwed were two credit cartd signature contacts to a Super Mega bank...that is having record profits this year. Cry me a river...!
The seller filed a homestead, the credit cards were on signature loans ONLY. The Title insurance does not cover AFTER date of closing. The contractors had 90 days to file a lien. But they DID NOT sell the equipment. 30 days later, debtor told creditor bank, can't pay (TRUE) or will file bankruptcy (also true). Bank wrote off the debt uncollectable. ha ha ha
Thats how a REALTOR in the SAME situation as the video, CLOSED FOUR DEALS, two sides of two deals + extra cash for quick closing.
The seller just quickly closed the deal, BOTH sides and was also buyers agent for the seller...to a larger...more expensive house. That house was also represented by the same agent, as she was preparing THIS seller, now buyer to qualify and to pay for this house, at a LOWER PITI So underwater seller, just like the video, had serious credit issues, sold and bought within 30 days. What happened to all the appliances, hardware, upgrades labor expenses. They were ALL on plastic bank cards.
The Realtors friends each made higher offers than the listed price...and they tendered photocopies of checks as earnest deposits...BUT there were HUGE contingencies written in every offer. So these "friends" could back out of their offers easily. The "pocket" buyer bit the bait and rapidly bid against her self to the level that the agent knew the buyer was finacially capable. The offer was accepted ...no contingencies..to protect agent . more
This particularly Home furnishing/ hardware/ warehouse store did NOT use mechanics liens or materialmens liens in their contracts.
The work was done...pristine show house! The agent told buyer..look at what I found? Buyer got excited...whats the problem now? The house was listed yesterday.....they already have multiple offers...so many people paying cash for r houses in "todays market". more
The seller...promptly went to the local Home Furnishing warehouse and bought all the matching appliances...on a credit card linked to their HELOC.
They trucked the appliances to a friends house....than retrucked a few blocks..to the house they were selling. They went back to the same store...and talked to a person in the "install" or makeover department for kitchens and bathrooms. They wanted to ONLY pay for install labor...tile flooring ...electric and plumbing. That's it..
Seller placed the listing...AND edited the Zillow comments about the house. They out in "$65,000 worth of NEW custom upgrades!...all receipts.
The custom upgrades included the DETAILS off all the things that the potential buyer in the Agents pocket wanted to have include the brand of the appliances...and even colors. The Agent kept the buyer on a short leash by showing only those houses with same amenities at prices that were too high for buyer. see next
All that matters is confidence from a REAL salesman...and finding a qualifed buyer who has EMOTION. First you find out from your list of potential QUALIFIED buyers...what turns them on about a house? What do they crave in that dream house? Once a BROKER learns this "buyers weakness"... they can get her set up for getting BOTH sides of the deal!! Double the bucks plus a slide to another transaction. Watch next
First of all some background. IMHO Most Realtors are not salesmen...but they try to be. Some are effective must MOST as in most professions...are merely order takers...almost like a retail sales clerk. Here is the price ...we have multple offers you must pay MORE than asking...or you don't "understand this market"...typical phrase from the offical play book of realty. See next to learn what she did to sell above comps AND buy "up" the real estate ladder.
This is funny and also sad. I know someone who was in worse shape than this seller...but they paid a HIGHER commission if their agent was a Dual agent. They sold the house in two weeks. The seller had terrible credit and had consulted with an attorney about filing for bankruptcy. They SOLD an upside down house....and bought a new bigger, more expensive house. How? I will explain...but YOU MUST WORK WITH A REALTOR to pull this off...legally!
Thank you for taking time to make this. I don't know how you were able to know that, as a Realtor, I too have had these exact experiences with clients.
to all real estate agents...if you ever had a client like this, then this will make you bust up laughing. for those of you that never experienced this, then you are the lucky ones. Sellers, if you have unrealistic expectations, then this video should be an eye opener. The part that got me was yelling on sundays. Boundaries. All agents should have healthy boundaries.
@obmw34 Hey guy-- get the chip off your shoulder and LIGHTEN UP!!!!! The cartoon is very funnt and what majes ut sooo funny is that so much of it DOES happen!
From the lockbox to granite countertops, this video is the bomb! We real real estate agents work SOOOOOO HARD for YOU. We really do care about you, otherwise we would not be in this business. At the end of the day, everybody is happy.
I am a realtor, and IF ONLY I COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION! i won't say I don't have a few reasonable people, but the majority are just like this dipshit. It is all so true. Especially the work for free part. People seem to be furious that they have to pay me.. ...... absolutely furious. But they want you to work your ass off for months sometimes years and will think nothing of saying I didn't do my job and hire another schmuck to work for free.
@colleenasmussen the swearing is what is so damn funny! VERY funny.But- there IS a completely clean version that is 2 minutes longer. Not quite as funny without the language, but funny anyway. Defintely more appropriate for some crowds.
Too true, too true! As a Realtor, I can attest this. Some sellers are reasonable, but some seem to be from another planet. This MUST have been created by an agent!
Entertaining ! This video is a comical look at unrealistic expectations. I do in fact meet these clients at least once a week. And those who know me understand my mannerisms and direcet nature. Simply educate the client and see if what you have to offer can help. Sounds like this guy may need a short sale followed up with a contract for deed purchase. :) wwwDOTcontractfordeed-homesDOTcom
Ah, obmw34, you sound ignorant AND stupid. A dangerous combination. You're probably that idiot that bought a home, refinanced during the height and took out all the equity $ and spent it stupidly. Did projects yourself in the home and they came out like crap and then wanted US, the Realtor, to put a positive spin on a dump that you lived in and wanted to overprice. Please, share what you're smoking, we could all use the delusional state you're in and go thru life oblivious!
@phil8181100 actually i didn't. Realtors can give criticism, but can't take it. As for all of the previous comments which helped to put us into the recession, I did none of them. I did it the right way. Face it, you are a glorified middle man, and all of your hardwork you do from your the seat of your pants. Cheers to you, and your comments when you show homes, quoting prices of repairs and upgrades.
@obmw34 uhhh- you might want to try avoiding all the generalizations. Sounds like you had a very bad experience with a Realtor or two. Sorry to hear that. There ARE many excellent Realtors though. Maybe next time you WILL find one.
@rnm354 too the responses..a lot of realtors feel this is the truth. If i made a movie that would bash realtors, would the sellers give the same reply? Exactly. I think not. I do renovations for homeowners and realtors, the requests I hear, ( especially from realtors) is absurd and illegal, as well as underpriced. Don't worry, I won't make a movie with realtors off the wall price quotes for home improvements, im making too much loot.
@phil8181100 Also, as for a Realtor being a ' homemade contractor' quoting prices of windows, explaining to carpenters how to do the job right ( which means cheap ) are all good. I should make a video of how a realtor talks about replacing windows in a whole house as a minor improvement, or removing mold ( its only confined to the bathroom as I was once told ) Ive come to the conclusion that Realtors know it all, what a joke.
For those of us in the business of selling homes, this video is so entertaining because it illustrates what we often see. A home must be priced AND presented properly in order for it to sell. You must review recent closings in the area or neighborhood to see the actual price the homes closed at. Then with a comparison of benefits, lot size and the like, you can appropriately price the home to sell. Remember that the home you buy will be less so selling yours for less won't kill you.
I am a Real Estate Broker and this made me laugh out loud!!!! This is hysterical!! I can think of so many things to add. Dogs, smokers etc. If we don't laugh, we'll cry.
OBMW34 Apprently you do not know what goes on and the issues that come up with selling homes. You are this person. Agents earn their money with all the issues that go on. There are some agents who want a quick sale, others are actually smart and know what they are doing and just because they ask you to drop the price does not mean they want to sell it quick in this market with things dropping fast you can not have your home listed @ a million and its worth 4k But only smart people realize this.
@keithzeiler I understand your point, that every home isn't a gem. Homeowners think homes will raise in value without doing anything to them. I am a carpenter, so by trade, I hate to hear bullsh!t about comps..no two houses are alike, and a comparable home sale is not on the market anymore. Realtors are also great at giving expert contracting advice about mold, stripping wall paper, estimates for roofs and windows. Funny how you always low ball these figures, but we pay for insurance as well.
LOVE IT! This is right on target! Realtors deal with this kind of ridiculousness on a daily basis. Most people think we make too much money, and they don't understand the amount of work that goes into our business, especially in this challenging market. obmw34 is obviously just like the seller shown in the video; disrespectful, rude and completely clueless. I do have a spare keybox if you'd like it strategically placed. :)
Sounds like I was a seller, you're right, and realtors arent that smart. Hows about getting a job or career with some purpose in life. Really helping people out, not just flipping a home to get paid, or telling someone to drop their price so you can have a quick sell. Less work, more money is what a realtor wants to do. Next time I do work for a realtor, I'll going to do way less, for so much more money, throw some BS like comparable sales into the equation, and get myself paid.
@obmw34 OMG, you sound sooo smart! You're right, comparable sales have NOTHING to do with how to price a house. I wish I knew that whrn I bought my last home.
@ccital did you write OMG? Im sure you type this in your home listings as well. Ive noticed you did care to debate the fact about lazy realtors, doing less, and looking just to close.
This is so true, Love it. There is always people like this who wants agents to work for nothing. If they want to do it themselves let them that is why most of them end up going with agents anyways because they cant do it themself. The nerve people have to ask for realtors to take a pay cut. Im sure you would get pissed if they asked you to take a 30 to 40 % pay cut. I love the part about the Key box. Love it
Stop the realtor bashing. This is pretty darned close to what they deal with on a daily basis, especially in this market. I'll bet your boss thinks you do nothing and are paid too much, as well. The big difference? You get PAID when you work.
I am a Realtor. This clip is actually pretty accurate. Too bad the language is so foul, or it could be used to open the public's eyes to show how difficult the market is right now.
realtors do shit....they want to do less but somehow make more money. Lower your price so I can close and get you out of my hair, to them its all about the transaction, not about finding someone a home. They are as good as lawyers and used car salesman, don't worry about hell realtors, from what i hear its a dry heat.
@obmw34 Go to work with a full time professionally educated Realtor for a week & see if your opinion changes.... & remember, you aren't making a dime during this week - but your are spending money that may not ever be returned. There are bad seeds in any business, but those of us who work hard - often more than 60 hours a week with maybe only 2 days off in a month's time - are successful in our careers because our reputations prove we not only care, but work diligently for our clients!
@obmw34 You absolutely do not have a clue what professional realtors do for their customers and clients. We spend a lot of time and money marketing our listings, having open houses, sending out fliers, advertising on line and in print. If that listing doesn't sell, we never get that money back. We take buyers out for months at a time, and they wind up buying a house with another agent. When we do sell something, our brokers get 58 of our commission. Most realtors are honest hard working people.
This was defiantly done by a realtor. Should be the other way around. Real estate agents are the biggest thieves in the fucking world. Greedy bastards are part to blame for this economy !Glorified car salesmen !
Mr4PIZON 2 months ago
@Mr4PIZON and your probably the retarded client in this video that we have to deal with all the time.
Fimoh1 1 month ago
@Fimoh1 Amen to that
dirtydirtysworld 1 month ago
@Mr4PIZON Hey numb nuts, go get your license and try doing this yourself and maybe you'll be more sympathic. Everyone has got to eat including you. If everyone in the world thought like you did we'd all be at war! So...STFU and LTFO!
dirtydirtysworld 1 month ago
I love it. I am realtor.
reesybee 3 months ago
I am a real estate broker---I love this video. Thx.
millerwebmarketing 3 months ago
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xSEARSxX13 4 months ago
i saw a very low price house for sale in realestate propertysearch . com/ propertydetails . aspx? id=3796989 (remove spaces)
located at Waynesboro, Tennessee
hobbyforeveryours 5 months ago
Oh well..., it is real life conversation.
YelenaRealtor 5 months ago
I am a real estate agent, that is hilarious! Unfortunately that is the realty we face at times... I love it, lol...
danielfalconpa 6 months ago
4 people want her to take a shit on his island
0101STEVIE 6 months ago
Someone got angry..... lol
lalalandgirl64 6 months ago
Never Buy a Fraudulent Toll Brothers Home.................Must view Video....... Youtube
Looking for Schmucks
hbloch1 9 months ago
OMG! The funniest freakin' video ever!
whoknows1068 9 months ago
Funny Video Must See!
YouTube:
Looking For Schmucks
hbloch1 10 months ago
Wow! wut language! But i think i got da msg!! LOL!! keep da video cumin. Ur a U-tube star!!
corymartin100 10 months ago
this is the best! so funny!
1405max 10 months ago
Just buy some X Points and you can publish a lot of animation videos. Hurry before the trend passes you by.
vaspers 10 months ago
why in this new xtranormal i have to publish my video,to get actors and the sets.Is there any free collection and any free way to publish my video?Only people with credit card can publish a video now!Can you help me?
Fabivaca 11 months ago
Hilarious!!!!!!
islandczarina 1 year ago
Ah yes. And now you know!
oldflagship2 1 year ago
haha, this is pretty good, sounds like what a few of my buddy Realtors would like to say sometimes... ><
mrjswift 1 year ago
Now THAT REALTOR knows how to sell---SHE is a BROKER...and got all sides of two deals..instead of laughing at a silly video..she turned buyer and seller problems...into money. Who was hurt in this deal? The two mortgage banks WON.
The only people who got screwed were two credit cartd signature contacts to a Super Mega bank...that is having record profits this year. Cry me a river...!
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
The seller filed a homestead, the credit cards were on signature loans ONLY. The Title insurance does not cover AFTER date of closing. The contractors had 90 days to file a lien. But they DID NOT sell the equipment. 30 days later, debtor told creditor bank, can't pay (TRUE) or will file bankruptcy (also true). Bank wrote off the debt uncollectable. ha ha ha
Thats how a REALTOR in the SAME situation as the video, CLOSED FOUR DEALS, two sides of two deals + extra cash for quick closing.
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
The seller just quickly closed the deal, BOTH sides and was also buyers agent for the seller...to a larger...more expensive house. That house was also represented by the same agent, as she was preparing THIS seller, now buyer to qualify and to pay for this house, at a LOWER PITI So underwater seller, just like the video, had serious credit issues, sold and bought within 30 days. What happened to all the appliances, hardware, upgrades labor expenses. They were ALL on plastic bank cards.
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
The Realtors friends each made higher offers than the listed price...and they tendered photocopies of checks as earnest deposits...BUT there were HUGE contingencies written in every offer. So these "friends" could back out of their offers easily. The "pocket" buyer bit the bait and rapidly bid against her self to the level that the agent knew the buyer was finacially capable. The offer was accepted ...no contingencies..to protect agent . more
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
This particularly Home furnishing/ hardware/ warehouse store did NOT use mechanics liens or materialmens liens in their contracts.
The work was done...pristine show house! The agent told buyer..look at what I found? Buyer got excited...whats the problem now? The house was listed yesterday.....they already have multiple offers...so many people paying cash for r houses in "todays market". more
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
The seller...promptly went to the local Home Furnishing warehouse and bought all the matching appliances...on a credit card linked to their HELOC.
They trucked the appliances to a friends house....than retrucked a few blocks..to the house they were selling. They went back to the same store...and talked to a person in the "install" or makeover department for kitchens and bathrooms. They wanted to ONLY pay for install labor...tile flooring ...electric and plumbing. That's it..
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
Seller placed the listing...AND edited the Zillow comments about the house. They out in "$65,000 worth of NEW custom upgrades!...all receipts.
The custom upgrades included the DETAILS off all the things that the potential buyer in the Agents pocket wanted to have include the brand of the appliances...and even colors. The Agent kept the buyer on a short leash by showing only those houses with same amenities at prices that were too high for buyer. see next
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
All that matters is confidence from a REAL salesman...and finding a qualifed buyer who has EMOTION. First you find out from your list of potential QUALIFIED buyers...what turns them on about a house? What do they crave in that dream house? Once a BROKER learns this "buyers weakness"... they can get her set up for getting BOTH sides of the deal!! Double the bucks plus a slide to another transaction. Watch next
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
First of all some background. IMHO Most Realtors are not salesmen...but they try to be. Some are effective must MOST as in most professions...are merely order takers...almost like a retail sales clerk. Here is the price ...we have multple offers you must pay MORE than asking...or you don't "understand this market"...typical phrase from the offical play book of realty. See next to learn what she did to sell above comps AND buy "up" the real estate ladder.
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
This is funny and also sad. I know someone who was in worse shape than this seller...but they paid a HIGHER commission if their agent was a Dual agent. They sold the house in two weeks. The seller had terrible credit and had consulted with an attorney about filing for bankruptcy. They SOLD an upside down house....and bought a new bigger, more expensive house. How? I will explain...but YOU MUST WORK WITH A REALTOR to pull this off...legally!
Gotchacamera 1 year ago
Thank you for the laugh, Your Fucking crazy. loved this , Thanks
ANDbyMF 1 year ago
I needed this to laugh at...LOL...LOL...
coolshev 1 year ago
so true...
fmconstuct 1 year ago
Hysterical!
CarolineJensenRE 1 year ago
Oh so funny!!
SuperIsabella55 1 year ago
Thank you for taking time to make this. I don't know how you were able to know that, as a Realtor, I too have had these exact experiences with clients.
djrichvicious 1 year ago
There's another funny one on Short Sales at .youtube.com/watch?v=SVUIRgKlBZ4
DanNolanExitRealty 1 year ago
I just had to watch this again...it cracks me up every time.
77Doll 1 year ago
So familiar...................Great way to start my Day in the trenches!! I loved it!
27 years and it really doesn't change - Sellers may use different language - but all the same! Still, we must love what we do, no?
terreej 1 year ago
to all real estate agents...if you ever had a client like this, then this will make you bust up laughing. for those of you that never experienced this, then you are the lucky ones. Sellers, if you have unrealistic expectations, then this video should be an eye opener. The part that got me was yelling on sundays. Boundaries. All agents should have healthy boundaries.
krismaroney 1 year ago
I think this client is from South Louisiana!!!!
teresabourgeois 1 year ago
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
roxy777lopez777 1 year ago
laughing so hard I'm peeing...lmao!!
notblindedbythelight 1 year ago
this is so true. I fucking hate clients like that. so true indeed. glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.
MadCampAl 1 year ago
@obmw34 Hey guy-- get the chip off your shoulder and LIGHTEN UP!!!!! The cartoon is very funnt and what majes ut sooo funny is that so much of it DOES happen!
rnm354 1 year ago
From the lockbox to granite countertops, this video is the bomb! We real real estate agents work SOOOOOO HARD for YOU. We really do care about you, otherwise we would not be in this business. At the end of the day, everybody is happy.
MelRInc 1 year ago
I loved this - I am a realtor too and this was the best stress reliever ever. A listing client of mine sent to me!
megrayrealestate 1 year ago
I have been a professional Realtor for 30 years. This client has produced identical offspring!!!
MiamiRealEstate305 1 year ago
Exactly TrevX2001....exactly.
t0adman 1 year ago
Thank you for my morning laugh out loud!!
smcwarfield 1 year ago
Hilarious!
iam01 1 year ago
I hate the cussing, but it really gets the point across....my fav is all the builder upgrades...how many times have i heard that one!!!
ginaweeks 1 year ago
There's another one just like this - I was told I was a Short Sale .youtube.com/watch?v=SVUIRgKlBZ4
DanNolanExitRealty 1 year ago
so true
strgyn 1 year ago
Do not watch if you don't like cuss words! Toooooo Funnnny!
leemmattingly 1 year ago
I think I peed! This is so true!!!!!
Lichaamk 1 year ago
I am a realtor, and IF ONLY I COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION! i won't say I don't have a few reasonable people, but the majority are just like this dipshit. It is all so true. Especially the work for free part. People seem to be furious that they have to pay me.. ...... absolutely furious. But they want you to work your ass off for months sometimes years and will think nothing of saying I didn't do my job and hire another schmuck to work for free.
What a business!
TheLIGHTinMYwindow 1 year ago
ehh.. after the iphone 4 vs evo video, the rest of these just arnt that funny. i mean i get it..cutw little animated beqra cursing.."funny"
TrevX2001 1 year ago
Foe those of you who feel "swearing" is not needed, have never been in that situation, I HAVE its entirely appropriate and hysterical.
passantes 1 year ago
As a real estate broker in Manhattan...this is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Love it!
BigDanSir 1 year ago
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agentlisausa 1 year ago
He needs a short sale specialist. However, they do not work for free haha.
FatPapaKahn 1 year ago
If only I could say that when it feels appropriate !!
njshorehomes 1 year ago
For those of you who are defending Realtors, no need. I think the joke is about the unrealistic sellers, not the Realtors.
cookbooks100 1 year ago
LOVE this!!!!!
SarahHallsMurray 1 year ago
Great video so much truth but yes I agree the swearing is not needed.
colleenasmussen 1 year ago
@colleenasmussen the swearing is what is so damn funny! VERY funny.But- there IS a completely clean version that is 2 minutes longer. Not quite as funny without the language, but funny anyway. Defintely more appropriate for some crowds.
rnm354 1 year ago
That is probably the best use I have ever heard for a Lockbox!
deborahkniss 1 year ago 2
It is true beyond imagination! I tell people like this to go away every week.
bertdanger 1 year ago
Very funny with a lot of truth behind it. It would be even more effective without the swearing though.
rwboas 1 year ago
This is a scream especially for us R.E. Agents or former ones hahahaaaaaa
paulam1022 1 year ago
LMAO This is soooo bloody true! Ha Ha
Buyers and Sellers always want something for nothing..
dWooFilms 1 year ago
Too true, too true! As a Realtor, I can attest this. Some sellers are reasonable, but some seem to be from another planet. This MUST have been created by an agent!
ckurvers 1 year ago
this is great!! i know a couple people who can relate. on each end of the spectrum at that. :) Very funny!!!
geminitx1234 1 year ago
Entertaining ! This video is a comical look at unrealistic expectations. I do in fact meet these clients at least once a week. And those who know me understand my mannerisms and direcet nature. Simply educate the client and see if what you have to offer can help. Sounds like this guy may need a short sale followed up with a contract for deed purchase. :) wwwDOTcontractfordeed-homesDOTcom
stewart4570 1 year ago
Ah, obmw34, you sound ignorant AND stupid. A dangerous combination. You're probably that idiot that bought a home, refinanced during the height and took out all the equity $ and spent it stupidly. Did projects yourself in the home and they came out like crap and then wanted US, the Realtor, to put a positive spin on a dump that you lived in and wanted to overprice. Please, share what you're smoking, we could all use the delusional state you're in and go thru life oblivious!
phil8181100 1 year ago
@phil8181100 actually i didn't. Realtors can give criticism, but can't take it. As for all of the previous comments which helped to put us into the recession, I did none of them. I did it the right way. Face it, you are a glorified middle man, and all of your hardwork you do from your the seat of your pants. Cheers to you, and your comments when you show homes, quoting prices of repairs and upgrades.
obmw34 1 year ago
@obmw34 uhhh- you might want to try avoiding all the generalizations. Sounds like you had a very bad experience with a Realtor or two. Sorry to hear that. There ARE many excellent Realtors though. Maybe next time you WILL find one.
rnm354 1 year ago
@rnm354 too the responses..a lot of realtors feel this is the truth. If i made a movie that would bash realtors, would the sellers give the same reply? Exactly. I think not. I do renovations for homeowners and realtors, the requests I hear, ( especially from realtors) is absurd and illegal, as well as underpriced. Don't worry, I won't make a movie with realtors off the wall price quotes for home improvements, im making too much loot.
obmw34 1 year ago
@phil8181100 Also, as for a Realtor being a ' homemade contractor' quoting prices of windows, explaining to carpenters how to do the job right ( which means cheap ) are all good. I should make a video of how a realtor talks about replacing windows in a whole house as a minor improvement, or removing mold ( its only confined to the bathroom as I was once told ) Ive come to the conclusion that Realtors know it all, what a joke.
obmw34 1 year ago
that was awesome..fkn Great! In tears laughing...so true! dumb ass people out there!
DialandSmileSWFL 1 year ago
For those of us in the business of selling homes, this video is so entertaining because it illustrates what we often see. A home must be priced AND presented properly in order for it to sell. You must review recent closings in the area or neighborhood to see the actual price the homes closed at. Then with a comparison of benefits, lot size and the like, you can appropriately price the home to sell. Remember that the home you buy will be less so selling yours for less won't kill you.
jaygold29 1 year ago
@ccital
So, other than recent appraisals & comparables, what would be YOUR recommendations on pricing & selling homes?
MultiDlee 1 year ago
OMG that is too funny!
karenr0823 1 year ago
OMG is that SO funny and SO true!
tamicashi 1 year ago
HA!!!!!!!!So true!
dchazfan 1 year ago
Good concept, funny idea, would have been funny without all of the vulgarity.
orlandoforeclosures 1 year ago
what a hoot! If real life Realtors could only get away with this, it might change the whole market!
kenmontville 1 year ago
Not just Real Estate. Just about everyone in sales sees this same customer every other day.
sconro1 1 year ago
I am a Real Estate Broker and this made me laugh out loud!!!! This is hysterical!! I can think of so many things to add. Dogs, smokers etc. If we don't laugh, we'll cry.
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keithzeiler 1 year ago
watch mine its really funny
disceel 1 year ago
I LOVE it. And. unfortunately, I LIVE it.
SactoSteph 1 year ago
OBMW34 Apprently you do not know what goes on and the issues that come up with selling homes. You are this person. Agents earn their money with all the issues that go on. There are some agents who want a quick sale, others are actually smart and know what they are doing and just because they ask you to drop the price does not mean they want to sell it quick in this market with things dropping fast you can not have your home listed @ a million and its worth 4k But only smart people realize this.
keithzeiler 1 year ago
@keithzeiler I understand your point, that every home isn't a gem. Homeowners think homes will raise in value without doing anything to them. I am a carpenter, so by trade, I hate to hear bullsh!t about comps..no two houses are alike, and a comparable home sale is not on the market anymore. Realtors are also great at giving expert contracting advice about mold, stripping wall paper, estimates for roofs and windows. Funny how you always low ball these figures, but we pay for insurance as well.
obmw34 1 year ago
@keithzeiler There are also periods in sentences as well.
obmw34 1 year ago
LOVE IT! This is right on target! Realtors deal with this kind of ridiculousness on a daily basis. Most people think we make too much money, and they don't understand the amount of work that goes into our business, especially in this challenging market. obmw34 is obviously just like the seller shown in the video; disrespectful, rude and completely clueless. I do have a spare keybox if you'd like it strategically placed. :)
kReal8 1 year ago
Sounds like I was a seller, you're right, and realtors arent that smart. Hows about getting a job or career with some purpose in life. Really helping people out, not just flipping a home to get paid, or telling someone to drop their price so you can have a quick sell. Less work, more money is what a realtor wants to do. Next time I do work for a realtor, I'll going to do way less, for so much more money, throw some BS like comparable sales into the equation, and get myself paid.
obmw34 1 year ago
@obmw34 OMG, you sound sooo smart! You're right, comparable sales have NOTHING to do with how to price a house. I wish I knew that whrn I bought my last home.
ccital 1 year ago
@ccital did you write OMG? Im sure you type this in your home listings as well. Ive noticed you did care to debate the fact about lazy realtors, doing less, and looking just to close.
obmw34 1 year ago
Your are a moron, go just on that city bus that you drive.
ctheriver69 1 year ago
@ctheriver69 I think you mean, You are, or You're in the previous statement. And I'm the moron, keep up the solid work smart guy.
obmw34 1 year ago
This is so true, Love it. There is always people like this who wants agents to work for nothing. If they want to do it themselves let them that is why most of them end up going with agents anyways because they cant do it themself. The nerve people have to ask for realtors to take a pay cut. Im sure you would get pissed if they asked you to take a 30 to 40 % pay cut. I love the part about the Key box. Love it
keithzeiler 1 year ago 2
I am a Realtor and other than the language this is quite accurate. I also think it's pretty funny.
vincerdoggie 1 year ago
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vincerdoggie 1 year ago
Stop the realtor bashing. This is pretty darned close to what they deal with on a daily basis, especially in this market. I'll bet your boss thinks you do nothing and are paid too much, as well. The big difference? You get PAID when you work.
TheTotallyRandomRock 1 year ago
I am a Realtor. This clip is actually pretty accurate. Too bad the language is so foul, or it could be used to open the public's eyes to show how difficult the market is right now.
SharonWoosley 1 year ago 2
I am not a realtor but I know several. From what I hear, this scenario is not as outlandish or infrequent as you might think! (believe it or not.)
SmallTechBus 1 year ago
Sounds like obmw34 was the seller in this video!!! Another unrealistic seller!! Truth hurts. This video is sooooooooooo true and funny!
phil8181100 1 year ago 2
I feel like I wrote the script
groffis1 1 year ago
Haha. This is so true.
35TCK 1 year ago
I wish the language wasn't so rough
pmrealtor 1 year ago
What part of funking great!!! Don't you understand!
danielduarte11 1 year ago
realtors do shit....they want to do less but somehow make more money. Lower your price so I can close and get you out of my hair, to them its all about the transaction, not about finding someone a home. They are as good as lawyers and used car salesman, don't worry about hell realtors, from what i hear its a dry heat.
obmw34 1 year ago
@obmw34 SORRY YOU HAD SUCH A BAD EXPERIENECE WITH A REALTOR BUT SOME OF US DO CARE ABOUT WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS
angelaseaux0312 1 year ago
@angelaseaux0312 We all know about annoying customers, but, its your line of work.
obmw34 1 year ago
@obmw34 Go to work with a full time professionally educated Realtor for a week & see if your opinion changes.... & remember, you aren't making a dime during this week - but your are spending money that may not ever be returned. There are bad seeds in any business, but those of us who work hard - often more than 60 hours a week with maybe only 2 days off in a month's time - are successful in our careers because our reputations prove we not only care, but work diligently for our clients!
bjsde 1 year ago 2
@obmw34 You absolutely do not have a clue what professional realtors do for their customers and clients. We spend a lot of time and money marketing our listings, having open houses, sending out fliers, advertising on line and in print. If that listing doesn't sell, we never get that money back. We take buyers out for months at a time, and they wind up buying a house with another agent. When we do sell something, our brokers get 58 of our commission. Most realtors are honest hard working people.
lstrollo 1 year ago
Yes, people buying houses way over their price range......stupid people!!
kiyomir1 1 year ago
That is crazy. The seller ALWAYS has a hearing problem and they are jealous that we make money.
The last part is very true and all of us want to say that! Kiss your license goodbuy
speranziworld 1 year ago
How true this is!! Absolutely hilarious!!! I feel the pain!
landmanjs 1 year ago
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Thank you for creating it. I needed a good laugh. Unfortunately, Its so true also.
mmmd3 1 year ago
omg toooo funny!
Dolor1954 1 year ago
What a scream!
emmy1cat 1 year ago