If anyone else ever tells you that you cannot prove God does not exist, pose this simple logic problem: "Could God create a rock so great even he could not lift it?" There are two possible answers; No, because nothing is greater than God. Therefore, if God cannot create such a rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Yes, because God can do anything. But if he can't lift the rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Therefore there is no such thing as omnipotence and by extention of that fact, no God.
1:30 ohh the irony. it made me laugh. it' sa bit sad when i'm down i turn to religious people and the retarded ignorant things they say to make me feel better about myself. i'm not the stupidest person in the world and that makes me happy. hahah.
Had no idea it was sin killing every living thing since the dawn of time! Fuck, the whole time I tought senescence. I better get saved and never sin again so I can live forever on earth instead of ascending to the all might heaven that christians can't wait to get to.
This video makes me so happy. I love that people try to prove the there is a god by saying, 'just look at the earth, god did this.' STFU. Some people grow up only knowing religion, and can never look from a different perspective, as this is why the US will be a backward country for the next half-century. Sad.
I'm a Christian... There are a few of us that are rational beings that have good (at least in our opinions) reasons for believing the way we do. Its embarrassing to read the comments of all these other people that call themselves Christians. One comment though. Kent Hovind said that you can't get a dog out of a rock. Isn't that what evolution teaches by extrapolation? You have just inorganic materials, minerals, and at some point there is a change, and you have organic materials too.
@glittleman Kent Hovind got a fake degree that is not recognized by the United States. He has displayed faulty in knowledge in even basic biology. He is currently in jail for tax fraud. He is a very unreliable source. Evolution does NOT mention the beginning of life, thus, no. Evolution does not say a dog came out of a rock at all. It says a dog over a period of about a billion years evolved out of a simple microscopic organism very gradually. Abiogenesis makes sense too though.
@mydogdaisy1212 Ok I referenced Kent Hovind because the video did. What I was asking was, "When was the first organic material created?" You have the Big Bang about 15 billion years ago, right? The raw material (inorganic I assume) expanded, grouped together in galaxies, formed stars and planets... etc. My question is, At what point did some or any of that inorganic material form organic material or become a cellular or sub-cellular organism?
@glittleman oops my bad, I musta been daydreaming... I wonder where Kent Hovind and this whole entire comment came from? I do remember watching a bunch of videos... O well... better if they wonder if I'm dumb or something then to open my mouth and remove all doubt.
@glittleman Organic material is simply a molecule that has some Carbon in it, and carbon was made the same way as every other element outside hydrogen, by stellar fusion. And it should be around the sixth element formed by fusion, so it is not uncommon. There is nothing magical about organic molecules, they just happen to have an atom of Carbon. So the first "organic material" would be an atom of Carbon.
So, the raw material is hydrogen.. which got fused to build most of the other elements
@mydogdaisy1212 Abiogenesis may make sense, but it is a theory that has never been experimentally reproduced in the laboratory without using an organic material as a catalyst or an ingredient.
@glittleman Um, no, Miller-Urey only used gases that would usually be prevalent in an early-planet atmosphere and used electricity, no real biological components were needed. Also, that fails to disprove evolution AT ALL even if it is true.
@glittleman Right, so Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, our moon (and other planets' moons), and several comets are known to have large methane deposits, especially some of Jupiter's moons. Many of these planets are gas giants and thus could not have really supported life. How do you explain that methane? Just because its produced by dying organisms doesn't mean its ONLY produced in that method.
I actually know some people who say that, or at least imply that. Given that many of them are my friends and I deep down respect their freedom of religion (or what they think isn't one), you can imagine I really have to put strain on myself to keep from calling bullshit on them.
These videos have always been brillant. And to get material from them all you have to do is go to a christain video, troll it, and wait. I suggest you show their usernames though.
@theproperwhy So because you can't think of any other way we could come into existence it must be God? That's an argument from ignorance. Example: just because you don't know how lightning works doesn't mean it's Zeus. Zeus throws lightning bolts and lightning exists so Zeus must exist, right? No.
@viridismonasteriense are u fucking kidding me? IT WAS A JOKE!! It was a quote i heard some one use one time in a debate against me and i figured id share it. I thought maybe some one would get a kick out of it because its so obviously fallacious.
@viridismonasteriense its cool, i can see how the way i posted it could have easily been ambiguous. especially since tone of voice cant easily be communicated through a text based system.
@Sickofu100 The video is quotes [well, in this, they are most likely more like posts/comments] by other people [predominately on Youtube, I believe]. Not the video poster's own position.
I think you shot yourself in the foot there bud, You cannot be athiest anymore once you have seen god or a god exists.........because fuk off, sorry typing turrets, because your eyes will never let you forget as fact is printed into your memory bank...........which kind of is very clever...so wow i just learnt also no such thing as athiest, only agnostics..........awesome :) i spose u can look at it another way but u wont really have understood what I have just said...so pls dont reply
@sonicsoul0 "You cannot be athiest anymore once you have seen god or a god exists" Then why doesn't your god show itself and remove all the atheists?
"sorry typing turrets" Typing is changeable, so stop your bullshit. You can just as easily remove after you type. Like I did with the 'goddamn' before 'bullshit'.
"your eyes will never let you forget" Assume this is true: why is your god hiding?
"no such thing as athiest" Etymology fail. Denotation fail. Connotation fail. Bible fail.
Their God should show some mercy and just put them out of their misery. Send them to heaven, I don't care, just let us realists enjoy this world without those idiots.
HAHA especially the last one : don't even start with my god !!! I will hunt you down and beat your satanic ass bitch!!! rofl I can just see it now : ouch that hurts stop punching me jeebus save me from this atheist beating my ass jeebus where the fuck you at fucker!? :D
I thought about it but, I didnt do it in the first video... so, partially because of conformity and partially because of being nice, I chose not to. About 4 of them however, are taken right off my channel comments. 2 are personal messages and the rest are from some of my video comments. Next time I just might...
Unfortunately they are invisible, mute puppies that have no mass, so it will be hard to know you have received your prize, but be assured it has been teleported into your house somewhere... Have faith and happy puppy hunting!
I enjoyed that, The religious make themselves look like barbarians, which they are. No matter I would like to get the same kind of responses. I´m a Dane and I try to insult the religious as much as I can, but I never get any email or comments like that. I would really like to try that, if only to get a month of death threats. Sigh.
Oh my that stupid 2012 crap again :S. 2012 will come and go, with no show from "God", what will the 2012 fanatics say then I wonder!
I love the "you can not proove" one, its prove!lol. and the "If Jesus wanted to heal everyone he would. some people need to suffer" Don't you just love how SOME people have to suffer, I guess Jesus plays Eeny, Meeny, MIiney, Mo.
Trust me. It's a rather frequent insult to Christians. God is cuming (sexual innuendo) and spelling Jesus the way I that would usually do it. Nah, it's prank.
You should check out fstdt (dot net), and find some fantastic quotes.
Every week I attend a Christian university meeting/social thing; and even though they are generally intelligent people, they compartmentalize to such an extreme degree is simply ridiculous. Nice, mixed bunch of people. Creationists (who are fun to argue with) and not.
"But I don't even believe in Jebus"
~ Homer Simpson
slugdaluga 2 months ago
Liked it as i did with your others but i would have liked to know who said the quotes
aden302000 8 months ago
If anyone else ever tells you that you cannot prove God does not exist, pose this simple logic problem: "Could God create a rock so great even he could not lift it?" There are two possible answers; No, because nothing is greater than God. Therefore, if God cannot create such a rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Yes, because God can do anything. But if he can't lift the rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Therefore there is no such thing as omnipotence and by extention of that fact, no God.
ThomasTrue 8 months ago
1:30 ohh the irony. it made me laugh. it' sa bit sad when i'm down i turn to religious people and the retarded ignorant things they say to make me feel better about myself. i'm not the stupidest person in the world and that makes me happy. hahah.
thompson8305 8 months ago
Think, think...what would Jebus do?
Ninocka30 9 months ago
Had no idea it was sin killing every living thing since the dawn of time! Fuck, the whole time I tought senescence. I better get saved and never sin again so I can live forever on earth instead of ascending to the all might heaven that christians can't wait to get to.
cygnusfloyd 10 months ago
This video makes me so happy. I love that people try to prove the there is a god by saying, 'just look at the earth, god did this.' STFU. Some people grow up only knowing religion, and can never look from a different perspective, as this is why the US will be a backward country for the next half-century. Sad.
ericchasephelan 10 months ago
0:30 WAS SO WRONG.
Stop making Christians look bad....
Jewl122 10 months ago
If God is cumming in 2012 for Jebus why cant a a guy cum for another guy
Arcanetheory7 11 months ago
I'm a Christian... There are a few of us that are rational beings that have good (at least in our opinions) reasons for believing the way we do. Its embarrassing to read the comments of all these other people that call themselves Christians. One comment though. Kent Hovind said that you can't get a dog out of a rock. Isn't that what evolution teaches by extrapolation? You have just inorganic materials, minerals, and at some point there is a change, and you have organic materials too.
glittleman 1 year ago
@glittleman Kent Hovind got a fake degree that is not recognized by the United States. He has displayed faulty in knowledge in even basic biology. He is currently in jail for tax fraud. He is a very unreliable source. Evolution does NOT mention the beginning of life, thus, no. Evolution does not say a dog came out of a rock at all. It says a dog over a period of about a billion years evolved out of a simple microscopic organism very gradually. Abiogenesis makes sense too though.
mydogdaisy1212 9 months ago
@mydogdaisy1212 Ok I referenced Kent Hovind because the video did. What I was asking was, "When was the first organic material created?" You have the Big Bang about 15 billion years ago, right? The raw material (inorganic I assume) expanded, grouped together in galaxies, formed stars and planets... etc. My question is, At what point did some or any of that inorganic material form organic material or become a cellular or sub-cellular organism?
glittleman 9 months ago
@glittleman You schizophrenic moron, Kent Hovind wasn't in this video.
glittleman 9 months ago
@glittleman oops my bad, I musta been daydreaming... I wonder where Kent Hovind and this whole entire comment came from? I do remember watching a bunch of videos... O well... better if they wonder if I'm dumb or something then to open my mouth and remove all doubt.
glittleman 9 months ago
@glittleman Organic material is simply a molecule that has some Carbon in it, and carbon was made the same way as every other element outside hydrogen, by stellar fusion. And it should be around the sixth element formed by fusion, so it is not uncommon. There is nothing magical about organic molecules, they just happen to have an atom of Carbon. So the first "organic material" would be an atom of Carbon.
So, the raw material is hydrogen.. which got fused to build most of the other elements
danoso0931 7 months ago
@mydogdaisy1212 Abiogenesis may make sense, but it is a theory that has never been experimentally reproduced in the laboratory without using an organic material as a catalyst or an ingredient.
glittleman 9 months ago
@glittleman Um, no, Miller-Urey only used gases that would usually be prevalent in an early-planet atmosphere and used electricity, no real biological components were needed. Also, that fails to disprove evolution AT ALL even if it is true.
mydogdaisy1212 9 months ago
@mydogdaisy1212 Used methane a gas only produced by decaying organic matter.
glittleman 9 months ago
@glittleman Right, so Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, our moon (and other planets' moons), and several comets are known to have large methane deposits, especially some of Jupiter's moons. Many of these planets are gas giants and thus could not have really supported life. How do you explain that methane? Just because its produced by dying organisms doesn't mean its ONLY produced in that method.
mydogdaisy1212 9 months ago
"Christianity isn't a religion"
I actually know some people who say that, or at least imply that. Given that many of them are my friends and I deep down respect their freedom of religion (or what they think isn't one), you can imagine I really have to put strain on myself to keep from calling bullshit on them.
SuaveTito 1 year ago
Lol Christians are so stupid. XD
TheDeadGunslinger 1 year ago
These videos have always been brillant. And to get material from them all you have to do is go to a christain video, troll it, and wait. I suggest you show their usernames though.
ProRanting 1 year ago
Don't base all christians on this video.
classicdisneyluver1 1 year ago
@classicdisneyluver1 I won't base all Christians on this video when they stop acting like it. :)
TheDeadGunslinger 1 year ago
@TheDeadGunslinger So you know every Christian in this world & how the act? I doubt that. Your just a stereotypical brat.
classicdisneyluver1 1 year ago
If God wanted us to believe in him, he would have existed.
ComedyDonkey 1 year ago
@ComedyDonkey
That was confusing and made no sense.
Jewl122 10 months ago
The funny thing is, they never try to actually describe god...
shadowshock2468 1 year ago
Personal relationship with Jesus? That sounds kinda gay... Sinner!!
dutchbb1979 1 year ago
if God didnt exist then we wouldnt exist, but we do exist, so God has to be real.
theproperwhy 1 year ago
@theproperwhy So because you can't think of any other way we could come into existence it must be God? That's an argument from ignorance. Example: just because you don't know how lightning works doesn't mean it's Zeus. Zeus throws lightning bolts and lightning exists so Zeus must exist, right? No.
Try some education.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
@viridismonasteriense are u fucking kidding me? IT WAS A JOKE!! It was a quote i heard some one use one time in a debate against me and i figured id share it. I thought maybe some one would get a kick out of it because its so obviously fallacious.
theproperwhy 1 year ago
@theproperwhy ironically the first thought that came to mind was: Thank God
Obviously fallacious indeed. It's the stupidest logic I've ever come across.
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
@viridismonasteriense hahah thank god, haha
theproperwhy 1 year ago
@theproperwhy sorry for the bad attitude then!
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
@viridismonasteriense its cool, i can see how the way i posted it could have easily been ambiguous. especially since tone of voice cant easily be communicated through a text based system.
theproperwhy 1 year ago
SHIT! GOD IS CUMMING IN 2012!
God: Aw yeah... Yeah... YEAH... UNGGGGHHH...
tikifreakazoid 1 year ago
i think the god is cuming coment was probly a joke
rzq100 1 year ago
@Sickofu100 The video is quotes [well, in this, they are most likely more like posts/comments] by other people [predominately on Youtube, I believe]. Not the video poster's own position.
onijester56 1 year ago
I think you shot yourself in the foot there bud, You cannot be athiest anymore once you have seen god or a god exists.........because fuk off, sorry typing turrets, because your eyes will never let you forget as fact is printed into your memory bank...........which kind of is very clever...so wow i just learnt also no such thing as athiest, only agnostics..........awesome :) i spose u can look at it another way but u wont really have understood what I have just said...so pls dont reply
sonicsoul0 1 year ago
@sonicsoul0 Really im an athiest not an agnostic so shut up.
Sugardaddy501 1 year ago
@sonicsoul0 "You cannot be athiest anymore once you have seen god or a god exists" Then why doesn't your god show itself and remove all the atheists?
"sorry typing turrets" Typing is changeable, so stop your bullshit. You can just as easily remove after you type. Like I did with the 'goddamn' before 'bullshit'.
"your eyes will never let you forget" Assume this is true: why is your god hiding?
"no such thing as athiest" Etymology fail. Denotation fail. Connotation fail. Bible fail.
onijester56 1 year ago 5
the stupidity of ppl is a depressing thought
ellimist6 1 year ago
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theDoorsAddict 1 year ago
Dude make your next one like the second one with quotes and shit from politicians and priests that was some good stuff
theDoorsAddict 1 year ago
lol at God coming on Jebus's birthday in 2012 according to stupid Bible "code". I guess he proved the Mayans wrong! :P
prophetofpeace2010 1 year ago
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS JEBUS BERFDAY!!!!
narwhalfreedomforce 1 year ago
PRAISE JEBUS!!!
Kaalec 1 year ago
I loved this video, what is the sound track?
JBB8585 1 year ago
I loved this video, what is the sound track?
JBB8585 1 year ago
i loved this video, what's the sound track?
JBB8585 1 year ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 0:17-0:24
And ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL at 0:25-0:35
Seektruth1st 2 years ago
Their God should show some mercy and just put them out of their misery. Send them to heaven, I don't care, just let us realists enjoy this world without those idiots.
clipsryan 2 years ago 2
You've got a winner here, keep it up!
Animeabe 2 years ago
God is cumming on Jebus birthday.
winner0loser 2 years ago
SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!
societysplague 2 years ago 2
The "bible code"? Now where did I put my bible decoder ring?
The world will never run out of stupid.
davidls11 2 years ago 3
"you jes want the gay" Has good potential for a new meme. :)
carlcartman 2 years ago 3
"God is cuming in 2012"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess that's how the world is supposed to end! We all die from drowning! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
myteethareshiny 2 years ago 4
HAHA especially the last one : don't even start with my god !!! I will hunt you down and beat your satanic ass bitch!!! rofl I can just see it now : ouch that hurts stop punching me jeebus save me from this atheist beating my ass jeebus where the fuck you at fucker!? :D
losartandeterment806 2 years ago 4
There are some dumb people out there geez!
trayhol 2 years ago 5
"God is cuming in 2012"
LOL. Yes, yes he is. Bring an umbrella.
Raptor302 2 years ago 48
@Raptor302 - Bringing a whole new definition to the word "snow"
FibonaziProductions 1 year ago
bastards! give me my brain cells back!
Raptor302 2 years ago 4
My god carries a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross, any questions?
zgbrotherhood 2 years ago 36
@zgbrotherhood...And speaking of which, do you know why jesus hates M&M's?
Right, because they keep falling through his hands.
davidls11 2 years ago
@zgbrotherhood Didn't I see that on an Amon Amarth t-shirt?
wendighoul 1 year ago
@zgbrotherhood i assume you mean thor. if so...WHOO ASATRUAR RULE!!!!
Telacore 1 year ago
God is Santa Claus for adults.
ColoradoMikeyS2 2 years ago 7
Jebus will eat your soul....
lol
ndoki9 2 years ago 3
A spoken word is nothing is the vacuum of space... :)
5*
AGrandt 2 years ago
Tell the truth - all that was said by former presnident Bush wright? I meen, nowon beeside him cud misreinterprelate owr lingwage az badley.
satan1st666 2 years ago
That last one was classic.
FlyingFree333 2 years ago
next time please name and shame
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 3
I thought about it but, I didnt do it in the first video... so, partially because of conformity and partially because of being nice, I chose not to. About 4 of them however, are taken right off my channel comments. 2 are personal messages and the rest are from some of my video comments. Next time I just might...
raistlin072 2 years ago
Music from Conan?
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 3
That's what I thought too...
Well, Raist, what's the tune?
PoppaBahr 2 years ago
@PoppaBahr what's the tune? It's from Conan the barbarian
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 2
It is from Conan the Barbarian OST:
Basil Poledouris: Riddle of Steel/Riders of doom.
THE best movie composition ever!!
raistlin072 2 years ago
Yes it is!
Basil Poledouris: Riddle of Steel/Riders of doom.
raistlin072 2 years ago
@raistlin072
Do I get a prize? lol
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 2
Yes it just happens to be win a puppy day!!!
Unfortunately they are invisible, mute puppies that have no mass, so it will be hard to know you have received your prize, but be assured it has been teleported into your house somewhere... Have faith and happy puppy hunting!
raistlin072 2 years ago 12
@raistlin072
Yummy an invisible puppy, Next to roast babbys thats an Atheist favourite food
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 5
Ah the Love the love the warm caring love!
masticina 2 years ago
I enjoyed that, The religious make themselves look like barbarians, which they are. No matter I would like to get the same kind of responses. I´m a Dane and I try to insult the religious as much as I can, but I never get any email or comments like that. I would really like to try that, if only to get a month of death threats. Sigh.
JRBendixen 2 years ago 10
make insulting videos lol. They come out of the woodwork
raistlin072 2 years ago
lol one good one mate :))
upublic 2 years ago
Oh my that stupid 2012 crap again :S. 2012 will come and go, with no show from "God", what will the 2012 fanatics say then I wonder!
I love the "you can not proove" one, its prove!lol. and the "If Jesus wanted to heal everyone he would. some people need to suffer" Don't you just love how SOME people have to suffer, I guess Jesus plays Eeny, Meeny, MIiney, Mo.
lilgrlkissesnhugs 2 years ago 2
quite entertaining.
FatGuyWithAKatana 2 years ago
Stupidity never fails to amaze me! Or amuse me for that matter!
fsm4us 2 years ago 2
The "God is cumin... Jebus birthday" is obviously a prank on Christians.
Aaberg123 2 years ago
Idk conspiracy theorist that are also theistic can been that dumb! lol
toobri 2 years ago
Trust me. It's a rather frequent insult to Christians. God is cuming (sexual innuendo) and spelling Jesus the way I that would usually do it. Nah, it's prank.
You should check out fstdt (dot net), and find some fantastic quotes.
Every week I attend a Christian university meeting/social thing; and even though they are generally intelligent people, they compartmentalize to such an extreme degree is simply ridiculous. Nice, mixed bunch of people. Creationists (who are fun to argue with) and not.
Aaberg123 2 years ago
Classic. This kind of comedy writes itself!
bettySwollox 2 years ago 3