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  • Not funny

  • God damn, could this video be anymore right? All my thoughts on the Transformers and Michael Bay in one hilarious video. Awesome job, guys!

  • funny

  • TRANSFORMERS was rubbish it was unrealistic with its PG Pussy Grade rating it should have been R rating.

  • There's a lot of negative comments on this video, but no, I think you guys made really good impressions, especially of Steven Spielberg. That's really how he talks and moves his hands, you must have watched tons of video of him. You really made me laugh. Thanks.

  • You guys are seriously beyond hilarious. Spielbay. ROFL.

  • 2:57, that is priceless

  • May be Michale Bay should see Avatar to get a idea to make a movie base on Balancing a movie with a script and special effects not all about special effects.

  • every now and then there are people like this that think they are funny by capitalizing on celebrities but they just prove that they are annoying instead

  • fucking virgins!! couldn't watch it all painful

  • "Ki-Ki King Koopa, ahh, why won't some one help me with this" "here you go mister bay" **SLAP**. cLASSIC FUnnny, go michael bay!

  • this video made me subscribe

  • amigos aqui les dejo un video con la propuesta para que edgar wald regrese en la voz de optimus en transformers 3.

    watch?v=7CU9Ven2Kb8

    corran la voz!!!

    saludos!!!

  • hilarious haha

  • Eh..ehmmm.....................­.......FAGS!!

  • no they weren't. they were rated r. his highest rated and viewed films were rated R.

    this is dumb

  • I hate mofos like this

  • I have observed the Bay-hate here and I deem it to be good. Very, very good.

  • friggin hilarious!

    hit song of the week: "Michael Bay and Me"!!

  • What about Jurassic Park, Steven? That one held the highest-grossing record for five years (Until James Cameron stole three hours of our lives).

  • James Cameron didn't steal our time. At least you got the unique chance to see Kate Winslet naked and with red hair. Do you have more wishes?

  • Holy shit! Someone finally responded to one of my ancient posts.

    Yes I do have more wishes. I only wish to watch that ten minutes of Titanic and then wish for my three hours back.

  • i agree about that BAY only makes movies for people who just want to see action because if you ask me the story of the Transformers and the characters completely failed; i appreciate directors who write their own stories or scripts, a director's vision in not enough, how hard can getting a vision be?

  • Listen you pretentious little shit. You wanna talk money? I and every other 30 year old that watched that cartoon made that franchise what it is today because we spent our MONEY on it at the very beginning and made it popular. Maybe you best get into your head that when a couple decades pass they will be putting stuff you liked as kid on the silver screen, cause people your age will demand it. And if there isn't people screaming for quality now, your sure as hell not going to see it when older.

  • BXBProductions your a good example of whats wrong with america. YOU ARE THE DECAY. As long as twats like you consider michael bay to be a filmmaker, he'll keep making shit cgi nonsense. If your a dumb child and they brainwash your ass with mindless explosions, GM cars, and the miliraty industrial complex... and tell you it's "a good experience" then your warped from it as a result. This must have happened to you, as you have no ability to critique this abortion based on it's merits.

  • Would you consider is bad form is michael bay decided to recut romeo and juliet, but blow up some tanks and boats, plug as much bs as possible, and then change the end so neither one of them died? Sure, he could do that... and it might appeal to an ignorant audience that wasn't framiliar with the original story, but it would be rape.

    Just like he raped transformers and everything else he's ever touched. I'd break your fucking jaw if I ever met your bitch ass in real life you poofder twat

  • thank you

  • I miss Spielbay, I hope they make more...

  • This movie would be great for Steve S., however, I think that you all can make a movie that Steven which he had. Young readers are reading this book. Read the back cover on line and you will see why this is good story telling. We got only six days and the world will change.

    Isaac

  • This is so true about Michael Bay

  • Great work!! Are you ever going to make more videos? It's been a while! & How did you get such close resembling actor to play Michael Bay, did u cast for this?

  • Making Bumblebee a Camaro is like hiring Jet Li to play Batman. Cool but WRONG.

  • Click here, or click the thumbnail of the video just below this one, to find out why the Camaro replaced the VW bug for Bumblebee, straight from Michael Bay himself.

  • Transformers is a very good film, michael bay is extremly good director and i think no one would shot it better....

  • Hahahaha yeah right. You do know that Bay was nominated, if not WON a Razzie award for worst director. Most his films have been nomiated for worst picture. What does that tell you? Extremly good director my ass. He's crap.

  • who cares. If i were him, i would be the fukcing happiest person alive! you know why? because all his movies make shitloads of money.

  • Your definition of 'extrem(e)ly good' must be very different.

  • omg fucking hilarious

  • spielberg isnt that fat!

  • If you are making fun of Steven then FUCK YOU!

  • HAHAAA GENIUS

  • this is hilarious

  • Preposterous.

  • Stupid...

  • too fat to be Steven Spelberg moron.

  • lame.

  • Steven Spielberg is no longer my favourte since he made a comment liking sports to politics. China is neautral, they cant do much about dafur'issue.

  • Fucking retards..

  • tooo fat for speilberg!!!!

  • Kiki Crotchrocket sounds like a porn name.

    ...Eew.

  • Jesus Christ! Spielberg has gotten fat!!!

  • this needs tightening up so badly. were you desperately trying to stretch it out to 5mins or something?

  • I agree

  • I saw it on July 2. Nobody knew it released that day secretly.

  • This is really funny but im still a fan of both. Everyone loves to jump on the hate michael bay bandwagon...hell,you dont have to watch his shit.

  • This is pretty funny. Michael Bay is the worst filmmaker ever! Hands down! And Spielberg fell off big time. His last good filme Saving Private Ryan. I hated Transformers. There's only one Transformers movie in my mind, and it came out in 1987, and Optimus Prime died in the end. Boycott all Michael Bay movies! We need James Cameron and John McTiernan to come back and show people how it's done. Plus Paul Veerhoven. Fuck Michael Bay!

  • Did anybody else yell VOLTRON! when the movie started playing at the theaters? Or am I the only 1 that did that?

  • Why was Prime the only character that had at least 1% resemblance to the G1 Prime? They could have done that to all of the characters. Just make them an up to date version of the 80's or even like Armada.

  • Bastard

  • Starscream only had 3 lines

    Optimus Prime was a punching bag with nobel sentiments

    The final fight was a disgrace (except for the start)

    the film only had 145 on screen explosions

    Regretible

  • The 2007 movie had some human characters in the movie that weren't necessary to begin with. Special effects and CGI were good but don't make up for crappy characterization. The human characters are the main focus, (with robots on the side). There was like zero characterization for the Decepticons, ecluding Megatron. What was Bonecrusher and Devastator's characters like? You don't know because they were in the film for only 5 minutes and then died.

  • AND THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY BECAUSE?? SUM PPL SHUDNT B ALLOWED 2 OWN CAMERAS! U WIT UR FAT SELF LOOK NUTTIN LIKE SPIELBERG, INFACT U look NASTY! PLUS UR NOTHING COMPARED 2 MR. SPIELBERG!

  • SUM PPL SHUDNT B ALLOWED 2 RITE.

  • Some People CAN'T SPELL "WRITE"! DUMBASS!! STEVE SPIELBERG?? HAHAH!!! IN UR DREAMZZZZZZZ!

  • LOL U FUKN idioT! LooOOolLLLll!

  • i think Michael Bay should be hunted by Megatron for defamation of character, trust me the REAL Decepticons arent happy at all. It would be funny to have a scene with Bay about to be crowned Decepticon Leader, only to have Galvatron show up. "Transformers movie, Michael, This is bad comedy?"

  • Why don't you do something funny?? Why don't you go and do something worth while instead of making pointless videos?

  • Most would argue that an action montage is generally pointless and unfunny.

    Apart from behing hilarious, this vid raises a valid question; why does a guy like Spielberg (who is famous to his great storytelling and introducing a slew of likeable characters to the world) hire a director who thinks that story and character should play third or fourth fiddle to car chases and explosions?

  • No, my video wasn't trying to be funny. Why did spielberg hire Bay?? Because Michael Bay can direct action on a big scale. So what did you want in the film, robots talking to each other all the time?? NO!! You wanted to see action, mayhem, car chases etc. And the reason i bashed this video in the first place is because it is mocking two very good directors. Why didn't you mock someone like uwe boll??

  • Like any halfway decent action film, I want action sequences to be seperated by character development (preferrably for the TITLE characters instead of the mostly meaningless human cast) and exposition of the story/world from which they come. If you don't care about who the characters involved in the action are, then there's no sense of peril/danger and the action's impact dissolves into nothingness.

  • I've never seen Uwe Boll's work, but if he's as bad a director as you're implying, at least he's tucked away out of the limelight like bad directors are SUPPOSED to be.

  • Yeah, the reason uwe boll is tucked away is because he can't direct for sh*t! Whereas Michael Bay has been directing for than 10 years and has made more than 100 million in the box office. But of course, hes not a talented action director is he??!! just another added note, Transformers has grossed 230,000,000 in two weeks. obviously, hes character development can't be that bad or it would of flopped!!

  • Sorry, did i say £230,000,000

    I meant $1,000,000,000

  • He IS a bad director, but for some reason he's just allowed to get away with it. There are those who saw the Transformers movie and for whatever reason could not see how bad it was. Then there are the REST of the audience who actually DO see how flawed it is, but don't rip it to shreds like they would with other movies because it's a summer action flick. Like the mentally defficient kid in elementary school, it's like people have no problem with giving him an A for effort. :S

  • Pure GOLD!

  • fucking BRILLIANT satire. good job guys!

  • rrr spielberg should have wore more formal clothes.

  • These guys are a bunch of idiots who aren't funny at all..cant act worth shit. They are probably wannabe actors that keep getting rejected when they go to auditions!! They probably still live with mommy and stay home all day and think this crap up. At least Bay and Speilberg have done something with their lives!!

  • and what do you do?

  • i work in the movie industry cause i love movies and love what i do

  • Yes, we saw you at the video store...In Canada...Keep up the great work!

  • LMAO Sorry, go about your normal activity.

  • You are SO RIGHT! We should have spent our time filming us burping! Thank you for showing us the light! We were so wrong to try and create something fun.

  • That's a pretty cool debate, and very close to the truth !! Awesome job.

  • Michael Bay: "Actors are just a necessary evil. I mean, I need someone to drive the cars I blow up!"

  • I like the Dr. Evil hand gestures they do.

  • my god, these are hilarious.

    the guy sounds absolutely nothing like Spielberg and looks more like Jack Black, but he's got the Spielberg Prayer/Contemplation Gesture down pat, and he's much more entertaining to listen to than just about anyone. i could listen to him say "transhformersh" for hours.

    "we're here at the Lucas Ranch where we are filming the fourth and unnecessary fourth installment of Indiana Jones."

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  • Steve youve gotten fat, must be on slim slow..

  • Aye! Here here! Huzzah lads for showing how much of a dick these two are!

  • Dat great Harrison take 5.

  • I can't believe I wasted my time watching this self-riteous, pomous crap. Jealousy is such an ugly thing.

  • fuck u ass holes

  • The guy who plays Spielberg is hilarious.

  • You guys are f*cking funny....AND YOU ARE SOooOooOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOooOO RIGHT!! Bay and Spielberg where NOT the men for this job.

  • "Transformers" was one of the worst written and poorly directed movies I have ever seen.

    Michael Bay makes George Lucas look like the late great Orson Welles' in terms of directing.

    Once again Bay, your directing and casting has destroyed what could've been a potentially great movie.

  • transformers is one of the best movies ever made and the only movie that was made real from a cartoon and didnt suck, and about the PG-13 assholes that was done cause all of Transformer's fans are already adults and if youre a transformers and not a fan then you missed the train go watch pokemon or something

  • the movie, did not let down whatsoever, FRIGGIN EXCELLENT MOVIE! going to see it again this weekend and i never do that. most of the audience was around my age and older too. (25+)

  • the movie let down a lot

  • i for one am 30 yrs old and havnt been this excited about a movie since The Matrix (1st one that is). and i know early 20 somethings' and my age and older who are as stoked as me. as far as Mike Bay is concerned.....are his movies realy all that bad? they might not be the "make-you-think" movies, but i cant say i have hated any of his movies. they are fun with an occasional heart-tug somewhere in them.

  • i higly doubt 70% of the audience are going to be children under 13. i'm 26, i grew up on transformers, i think the majority of the audience will be guys my age or 18+ either way.

  • so while we were collecting them and watching them , you were like 1 yrs old dude.

  • lol generally, ok you were probably a preteen by the time i was carrying around my transformers lunch pail.......at age 7, but basically what i'm saying is i don't think 70% of the audience are going to be kids under 13 that don't even know what transformers was about. they have all the corny out of the ass 400 cartoons out now to choose from.

  • yeah i grew up with transformers. like kids that are like 8. ARe not going to go see it because they didnt ever watch the show or play with the toys.

  • Yeah, I just turned 13, and I loved transformers to and yes, many of my friends my age are going to see this movie to. So I guess alot of people are going to see it for all ages. (Hell, this movie got my sister into transformers)

  • It's still a week later and I'm laughing my ass off!

  • I dont agree with a word your saying, but I love your videos, keep it up. love bays arrogance :)

  • I am a fan of the movie but this is hilarious!!!

  • fuck you!

    Watch "movie bitches" by GIDROW

  • These are pretty much exactly how I picture Michael Bay behaving in real life.

  • I know alot of people who have worked with him...he's worse.

  • Beautiful, simply beautiful. The musical montage gave me goosebumps AND tears!!!

  • Thats not Harrison Ford!!! LIARS!

    wheres Calista?... CALISTA!!!

  • I just keep watching that punch over and over. Passion.

  • I totally agree with analogelectric--this is developing a life of it's own! Great work with the inner monaloge and the "more than meets the eye" transition--classic. Kee-kee crotch rocket! :)

  • That song needs to be on The FuMP.

  • I hate your videos on hating the movie, but you guys are funny and you didn't do that much hating this ep...

  • I love Steven's hand gestures! And Bay's arrogance, masterpiece!

  • It's starting to take a life of its own! Great stuff!

  • Fantastic and Harrison's cameo was epic! Another Bayrific episode! Poor heartbroken Steven...  :.(

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