douche it was played on the Onion Sports Network. The technology does not yet exist for artificial hands. The best he could do is a hard resin replica of a fist that has no motion. Even then, they might disqualify him.
@colorclu3 yeah its real, sarcasm played no role in this video, and it is playing no role in this comment. obviously the man has a real disability and his tungsten metal alloy hands are a step to his recovery. i cant believe you would even consider this to be fake. shame on you
Man I think its sad to even touch on a subject like this... Maybe if this wasn't about a Soldier but either way you cut it... It's a sensitive topic. Had me saying wow we came this far in surgical technology?
@TEAMGODdotNET dude I'm an ex soldier and I found nothing offensive about this. So please do yourself and everyone a favor and shut up. It's called having a sense of humor
@Kamma8 Nothing offends me heh but it goes against all my ethics. Now if the guy purposely had his hands done to give him an edge that would be different. I can see it now the future of MMA will have wolverine-esque skeletal upgrades. Also there is an MMA fighter with no arms and no legs btw. Kyle Maynard
What do you all think is more real (ironic): the "tungsten alloy hands" (how scientific), the overdone metalic sound we can hear when he punches the other fighter, the fake blood coming out of his face,the guy that refuses to fight him seconds before the start or the super-human power he demonstrates smacking that piece of concrete?
I completely and totally respect the man for trying to realize his dream, but I really hope he has a separate, softer set of hands to masturbate with, or else he'll become a eunuch as well as handicapped.
discriminate? fuck, look at his hands, anyone who misses a punch from his is definetaly KO'd and anyone who misses a hard punch gets a straight ticket to the hopistal with a possible operation. of course they're afraid to fight, he has metal hands for gods sake...
This story really touched me. As a young boy, I lost my penis in a mexican cock fighting accident. Because I now have a metal penis, I'm no longer allowed to work in the porn industry. I hope his appeal goes through!
I dont get where is the "funny'" part, there are people losing their hands, legs, etc in war and want their dreams to come true like becoming pro athletes. They are fighting a nonsense war and this stupid a-holes make fun of something like that? people should get to work, study, read some good books and stop doing these "funny"videos.
@bangermccrusher it really pisses me off when people get offended by things that they have nothing to do with. If actual handicapped people are offended by this then let them speak out, dont be a whiney little bitch just because you think you can.
@aaronthizzle and it pisses me off people like you, so only handicapped people can be offended by this shit? u have to be fucking delusional and how the fuck do u know I have nothing to do with a topic like this? do u know me fucker? stop being an asshole and get a fucking life
@bangermccrusher i have a life. unlike you i dont get off on internet controversy. look i know your little rant makes you feel important. I also know that you would never talk this kinda shit to me or anyone else in person. stop being such a sensitive little pussy and realize that this video is a joke. its not ripping on handicapped people that want to be athletes. And yes, handicapped people are the only ones that should be offended by this. the only thing is, i seriously doubt that they are.
@aaronthizzle u have a life but get offended that I got offended by a video on the internet...? common kid, I have discussed this with many people in person and I would do it with anyone and that includes u, do u think I am scared of little bitches like u? LOL listen ufc boy go get a life, read a book (u need it) or something and stop being an internet asshole
@bangermccrusher this will be the last thing I say on the matter. Any third party could look at our conversation and clearly see that you are the one that needs to read a book. You haven't even addressed any of my points.You just drop a multitude of f-bombs and attack me as a person, which really goes to show that you have no real argument here. All you do is get mad and swear and talk shit, i'm gonna go ahead and say that you're either like 14 years old or you have no friends. or both.
@aaronthizzle what points r u talking about? that you started to offend me and disrespecting my actual point? because I think this video is offensive? now u became mr. respectful huh? listen kid as I asid before u need to get a life and dont think everything is funny just because its on youtube
HOW CAN YOU BE A MARINE WEARING ARMY CAMMIES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. IS THIS REALLY OR FAKE. AND IF ITS REAL AND IF HE CAN PUNCH SOMEBODY LIKE THAT NO ONE IS GONNA FIGHT HIM USE UR HANDS TO KNOCK BUILDINGS DOWN.
@TheDirtyGenie maybe the docs can make him some soft plastic hands... and cushion it with fluff like they do with children's teddy bears.. do u think the ufc would let him compete now??? LOL
LOL at the UFC's statement " swung with average strength, the hands expert 5,000 pounds of pressure...which experts say is equivalent to being hit by a car in the face."
Thought this was real until they said he got tungsten alloy hands
Tommy9834 6 days ago
fake right?
rapyoass 2 weeks ago
1:39
DeinolDani 3 weeks ago
tho i know this was a joke
this just really sick
Corecut0123 2 months ago
blaaaah
Zimanti5 2 months ago
if not for the exploding face scene, this would be one of the most well executed hoaxes of all times
esquerdo 2 months ago
commenting about how fake a video is when its obviously comedy is so retarded
jjkkllqaswqdqasqwd 2 months ago
The UFC doesn't even license fighters or regulate the sport. State and provincial athletic commissions do that.
Leftysfive93 2 months ago
1:08 Oh jesus
jh4124 3 months ago
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snarby21 4 months ago
he could be a character in tekken
combathookarms 4 months ago 2
@combathookarms that's the start of yosimitsu although he's black we have the technology... we can make him better. Stronger, faster, whiter.
linkuei83 2 months ago
The real life version of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution lol
RJBEK28 5 months ago
it's so fake!! if u look down to the right u see the channel " comedy central" or something how can that be real cmon
OkkiOalKraniO 6 months ago
@OkkiOalKraniO No shit, genius.
MoshpitAchilles 2 months ago
@SkillSpeedStrength LOL, yes that is what made me believe this was a joke
Wes135Jensen 6 months ago
Its sort of funny but sad since there are people with metal hands.
smartguy104 6 months ago
REAL!!
atomicboooom 7 months ago
i wish it was real.....
xxxxxfunnymanxxxxx 7 months ago
WTF @ 1.10
ZeroTraceALB 7 months ago
RIP Sportsdome, we hardly knew ye
awesomesbone 7 months ago
douche it was played on the Onion Sports Network. The technology does not yet exist for artificial hands. The best he could do is a hard resin replica of a fist that has no motion. Even then, they might disqualify him.
makuansoni 7 months ago
i believe this to be a fake!
Ace12341 7 months ago
HAHHAHAAHA Funny shit. For the record those saying FAKE or Believing this is real are EQUALLY mentally retarded. This is a good joke and that's ALL.
Cerebrosoft 8 months ago
haha JAX before he joined MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
RAFCOM1982 8 months ago
Umm fake and if it wasn't then they would never let him fight in a ring
homerman9811 8 months ago
the day that someone took this video seriously is the day i understood how the GOP exists.
Klank123 9 months ago 3
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i Got a secret weapon, optimism, crunch
thetrickbone 9 months ago
I love all the people saying this is fake, and being serious about it like it's news. Well duh, you fucking idiots.
Anotherhack69 9 months ago
he's handy capable
tazwld 10 months ago 3
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
darkabomination345 10 months ago
FFFFAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!! I can see the comedy central at the bottom of the screen.
tsethbright 10 months ago
"i Got a secret weapon.....Optimism" :)
Icthys1 10 months ago 9
This is obviously fake...at the bottom right corner it COMEDEY CENTRAL logo
im pretty sure they wouldnt put anything this messed up on tv
dodomut 10 months ago
Real men get the chainsaw/flamethrower combo.
blindthrall 11 months ago
is this fake our real
colorclu3 11 months ago
@colorclu3 this is real
fruitypeebils 11 months ago
@colorclu3 yeah its real, sarcasm played no role in this video, and it is playing no role in this comment. obviously the man has a real disability and his tungsten metal alloy hands are a step to his recovery. i cant believe you would even consider this to be fake. shame on you
ballinmilka 10 months ago 20
lÕl_áñYoÑE_wÀñÑÀ_chât_wìth_mé_î_fÊÉl_sÔ_lõÑêlý_tÓdÁÿ~
BabiiuaVerdaaa943 11 months ago 4
@BabiiuaVerdaaa943 No.
driverx241 11 months ago
SORRY...
METAL COCK
MrWatchyou 1 year ago
How the hell does this video develop a flame war? The human race is doomed.
SteelAngelJohn 1 year ago
my 100th fav :-)
asskickerfoo 1 year ago
In his eyes he's a Mixed Martial Arts fighter (cut to sad music) "Guess they afraid of a handicapped person" (raises steel fists)... Priceless.
gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP 1 year ago
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combatsambonyc 1 year ago
This UFC shit is gayer than Pride week in San Francisco. Time to go shoot some faggots perhaps?
shutyourfuckingface3 1 year ago
@shutyourfuckingface3 Gay Pride is cool.
94ejack 1 year ago
@94ejack FAG ENABLER!
shutyourfuckingface3 1 year ago
lol i thought this was real until the face explody part.
filmoreization 1 year ago
Disabled athletes are good at what they do. Don't hate, appreciate.
94ejack 1 year ago
MMA sucks.
94ejack 1 year ago
ZOMG... don't tell u didn't see that this is just a joke O.O
Papierpythagoras 1 year ago
Lol I actually thought this was real until I saw that comedy central logo.
Lol
MusicWorldHD 1 year ago
I thought that was real until the knockout punch.
Then I lolled.
SimplyJoeboe 1 year ago 2
He seems jax but he is less cool than him.
Lol.
Great vid.
diogogamadacostaesil 1 year ago
i prob would have still beleived it if it wasent for that fake puddle of blood.
5ammitch 1 year ago
more fake than wwe
lucasferreira028 1 year ago
@lucasferreira028 damn, nothing gets by you.
PKATrain 1 year ago
is false, like everything else in the United States
atnilton 1 year ago
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I thought it was real untill I saw COMEDY CENTRAL ON THE SIDE at the very end of my viewing... :) Funny!!!
johnpravinking 1 year ago
im just noticing it says COMEDY CENTRAL ON THE SIDE thumbs up
nik0bellicsir 1 year ago
wow!! I actually thought this was real until 1:10 when he punched that guy in the face
danielzimmy69 1 year ago
--' 1:10 ... fake !
guigui0039300 1 year ago
@guigui0039300 No kidding
n525cw 1 year ago
wangsta....LOL!!!!!!!!!
nomadV 1 year ago
I love this man. <3
rokeya87 1 year ago
@rokeya87 i know you do dear lol
gatamorena03 1 year ago
Hold the number 2 key for metal hands jerk off!
undertake782 1 year ago
lmfao i thought it was real
elliotb92 1 year ago
Man I think its sad to even touch on a subject like this... Maybe if this wasn't about a Soldier but either way you cut it... It's a sensitive topic. Had me saying wow we came this far in surgical technology?
TEAMGODdotNET 1 year ago
@TEAMGODdotNET - stop being a pussy ... its a joke.
SexFoodMusic 1 year ago
@SexFoodMusic
I love you :)
bknw1669 1 year ago
@SexFoodMusic Making fun of handicap people in any way shape or form is a joke wow lol you are a loser from birth... nothing more to say.
TEAMGODdotNET 1 year ago 2
@TEAMGODdotNET dude I'm an ex soldier and I found nothing offensive about this. So please do yourself and everyone a favor and shut up. It's called having a sense of humor
Ph03n1x851 1 year ago
@Ph03n1x851 So because you are an ex soldier you are an authority on having no hands? What an imbecile...
TEAMGODdotNET 1 year ago
@TEAMGODdotNET
It's okay to laugh at offensive jokes until it's something you find offensive right? :)
Kamma8 1 year ago
@Kamma8 Nothing offends me heh but it goes against all my ethics. Now if the guy purposely had his hands done to give him an edge that would be different. I can see it now the future of MMA will have wolverine-esque skeletal upgrades. Also there is an MMA fighter with no arms and no legs btw. Kyle Maynard
TEAMGODdotNET 1 year ago
what the hell.....
Seachat 1 year ago
It's so disappointing seeing how many people can't tell what's real and what's satire.
RareCarpet26 1 year ago 22
@RareCarpet26 Funny thing is... even Fox News reported an Onion story thinking it was real.
BishopS 1 year ago
@RareCarpet26 Americans!
Wizblitgit 11 months ago
iron man
prowlllx 1 year ago
Almost fooled me.
aceofosea 1 year ago
@aceofosea lmfao yea me too
GatewayDXSeries 1 year ago
is this true?
ccicc 1 year ago
I love The Onion!
LOL
lucas118 1 year ago
That blood splatter on the floor was so fake it spoiled the entire piece!!!!
yorambenz 1 year ago
no shit he shouldn't he would kill him.
lindarmusic 1 year ago
What do you all think is more real (ironic): the "tungsten alloy hands" (how scientific), the overdone metalic sound we can hear when he punches the other fighter, the fake blood coming out of his face,the guy that refuses to fight him seconds before the start or the super-human power he demonstrates smacking that piece of concrete?
Rumblecore 1 year ago
LOL, "Lightweight Prosthetic Tungsten Alloy Hands"!
senselocke 1 year ago
"I've got a secret weapon: Optimism."
CatsBunniesDucksMice 1 year ago
There actually is/was a disabled fighter in MMA with no legs. He lost his first fight. Now sure what he's doing now.
kuzuboshii 1 year ago
@kuzuboshii Thanks for the info.
94ejack 1 year ago
FALCON PUNCH!!!
MANICMAIKU 1 year ago 3
dumb
Keltic619 1 year ago
BECOME A CRIME FIGHTER!!!
TheReignSupreme 1 year ago
Jax. XD
"GOTCHA" *BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Shippoyasha 1 year ago
Tasteless. Funny as hell, but tasteless...!
oppositeoffaith 1 year ago
I love the transcribe audio CC's
1:23 "Duplicated if the computer crippled people after that
association to discriminate now that I have had a shotgun"
Krowsnose 1 year ago
I completely and totally respect the man for trying to realize his dream, but I really hope he has a separate, softer set of hands to masturbate with, or else he'll become a eunuch as well as handicapped.
pdw2kx 1 year ago
Ahahahaha! Great spoof on the tungsten alloy leafspring looking leg prosthetics that make you crazy fast.
JerFhilm 1 year ago
this is foolproof: scroll through the comments to see how many folks have brains of steel, hahaha
(pun intended:)
TUBEoshnik 1 year ago
I wanna set of those hands. lMAO!!!
ShadenGheist 1 year ago
lmao everyone realizes this is a joke right? this is a new show on comedy central that is basically a spoof of sportscenter
animl 1 year ago
@animl
Really?? FLMAO!
frogb3at 1 year ago
discriminate? fuck, look at his hands, anyone who misses a punch from his is definetaly KO'd and anyone who misses a hard punch gets a straight ticket to the hopistal with a possible operation. of course they're afraid to fight, he has metal hands for gods sake...
winterqsea 1 year ago
@winterqsea please, please tell me you're kidding
cgidari 1 year ago
I for one applaud this mans bravery and dedication he should never give up on the dream
jbillycrack 1 year ago
@jbillycrack
Its not real genious!
baguazhang2 1 year ago
" I got a secret weapon ... optimism" LMAO!!!
jbillycrack 1 year ago 2
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Fuck this bullshit!
thebearisoverhere 1 year ago
hysterical
brooklynstudio 1 year ago
This story really touched me. As a young boy, I lost my penis in a mexican cock fighting accident. Because I now have a metal penis, I'm no longer allowed to work in the porn industry. I hope his appeal goes through!
WangstaWhiteboy 1 year ago 99
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This is all just a bunch of GODDAMN NIGGER SHIT! FUCK MLK DAY!
faggymcbitchtits1 1 year ago
@faggymcbitchtits1 Racist.
94ejack 1 year ago
@94ejack Shut the fuck you up dumb fucker!
faggymcbitchtits1 1 year ago
I dont get where is the "funny'" part, there are people losing their hands, legs, etc in war and want their dreams to come true like becoming pro athletes. They are fighting a nonsense war and this stupid a-holes make fun of something like that? people should get to work, study, read some good books and stop doing these "funny"videos.
bangermccrusher 1 year ago
@bangermccrusher show me one person who has lost their hands in war who is offended by this. you wont find one.
TrrOtaku 1 year ago
@bangermccrusher it really pisses me off when people get offended by things that they have nothing to do with. If actual handicapped people are offended by this then let them speak out, dont be a whiney little bitch just because you think you can.
aaronthizzle 1 year ago 2
@aaronthizzle and it pisses me off people like you, so only handicapped people can be offended by this shit? u have to be fucking delusional and how the fuck do u know I have nothing to do with a topic like this? do u know me fucker? stop being an asshole and get a fucking life
bangermccrusher 1 year ago
@bangermccrusher i have a life. unlike you i dont get off on internet controversy. look i know your little rant makes you feel important. I also know that you would never talk this kinda shit to me or anyone else in person. stop being such a sensitive little pussy and realize that this video is a joke. its not ripping on handicapped people that want to be athletes. And yes, handicapped people are the only ones that should be offended by this. the only thing is, i seriously doubt that they are.
aaronthizzle 1 year ago
@aaronthizzle u have a life but get offended that I got offended by a video on the internet...? common kid, I have discussed this with many people in person and I would do it with anyone and that includes u, do u think I am scared of little bitches like u? LOL listen ufc boy go get a life, read a book (u need it) or something and stop being an internet asshole
bangermccrusher 1 year ago
@bangermccrusher this will be the last thing I say on the matter. Any third party could look at our conversation and clearly see that you are the one that needs to read a book. You haven't even addressed any of my points.You just drop a multitude of f-bombs and attack me as a person, which really goes to show that you have no real argument here. All you do is get mad and swear and talk shit, i'm gonna go ahead and say that you're either like 14 years old or you have no friends. or both.
aaronthizzle 1 year ago
@aaronthizzle what points r u talking about? that you started to offend me and disrespecting my actual point? because I think this video is offensive? now u became mr. respectful huh? listen kid as I asid before u need to get a life and dont think everything is funny just because its on youtube
bangermccrusher 1 year ago
@bangermccrusher The funny part is that a disability became an advantage. How hard is that to see?
LucienZakhaev 1 year ago
@LucienZakhaev and how hard is to see that this is disrespectful?
bangermccrusher 1 year ago
all of you people who ask is this real, you are all idiots.
Cjthecrow 1 year ago
i thought this was real untill like a minute lol
CocoCrispy22 1 year ago
yes it's false, but enjoyable nonetheless
ninjawarriordex3 1 year ago
THIS NOT REAL
noriusmc01 1 year ago
HOW CAN YOU BE A MARINE WEARING ARMY CAMMIES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. IS THIS REALLY OR FAKE. AND IF ITS REAL AND IF HE CAN PUNCH SOMEBODY LIKE THAT NO ONE IS GONNA FIGHT HIM USE UR HANDS TO KNOCK BUILDINGS DOWN.
noriusmc01 1 year ago
@noriusmc01 You are so fucking stupid, it's unbelievable.
Krowsnose 1 year ago
@Krowsnose What ever asshole you know what I meant its fake and marines dont wear those cammies hello!!! I know what cammies the marines wear
noriusmc01 2 months ago
"is this a joke"
seththeslayer1 1 year ago
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEEL
HedjaHead 1 year ago 3
Thisd guy isa anb insperreaytion to allk of usd who haveee losr ousr hnads.
QQMcGrew 1 year ago
@QQMcGrew
oi argere nwo mpeopel woll have to waxcpept uis!!11
00033 1 year ago
@QQMcGrew LMFAO
Krowsnose 1 year ago
LOl at all the people who are making comments thinking this is real. u dumb SHIT!
SuperKoreanzombie 1 year ago
I thought it was real untill he punched the dude in the face.
LastWishhes 1 year ago 94
@LastWishhes me too!! and when I saw it i was like " º____º"
Lechxim 1 year ago
@LastWishhes - "I thought it was real untill he punched the dude in the face."
Same,lol
johnnyj312 1 year ago
@LastWishhes same...
joHax0r 1 year ago
@LastWishhes dontspoiler dude
vote down
pxpj4n 1 year ago
@LastWishhes LOL
KazukiUchiha23 1 year ago
haha i thought this was real
josh1212121 1 year ago
I thought it was real until he punches the speed bag lulz
PerfectCellX 1 year ago
haha i thought this was real until he punched that guy.
dpiercely 1 year ago 3
What the fuck? Of course they're afraid of you, you have fucking steel hands.
pliskin100 1 year ago
lol i wasn't paying attention, so i thought his metal hands were real, until he punched that guy in the face hahaha
5hak3itup 1 year ago
"I have a secret weapon, optimism"
LoL, Oh and for those of you who have yet to realize this is fake....you're stupid.
texas112678 1 year ago
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@trevorcolget Of course it's fake, it's a joke, idiot.
INTHEFAAACE640 1 year ago
@trevorcolget Of course it's fake, it's a joke, idiot.
INTHEFAAACE640 1 year ago
didnt make much sense then at the knockout you knew it was fake
trevorcolget 1 year ago
maybe try without using metal hands(use a different material) cuz that seems unfair
TheDirtyGenie 1 year ago
@TheDirtyGenie retard
carndrifter 1 year ago
@TheDirtyGenie maybe the docs can make him some soft plastic hands... and cushion it with fluff like they do with children's teddy bears.. do u think the ufc would let him compete now??? LOL
SuperKoreanzombie 1 year ago
Dammit, I read the comments:(((( good shit though lol
MoshpitAchilles 1 year ago
Haha, that was awesome.
lahbl 1 year ago
LOL at the UFC's statement " swung with average strength, the hands expert 5,000 pounds of pressure...which experts say is equivalent to being hit by a car in the face."
mano84 1 year ago
1:05 LOLOL
seatleson 1 year ago
LOLL Hilarious , got me for the 1st minute ... can't believe people can find it offensive
iamMMAdotnet 1 year ago
ex marine but hes wearing a US Army uniform in his picture?
paco466 1 year ago
lol got me for the first min
TrrOtaku 1 year ago
lol this was so awesome
liltimmyspeashooter 1 year ago
I was actually falling for that until the punching scene.
Donkeybobjim 1 year ago 3
I was buying the whole thing until he punch the other fighter and kill him lol
i hope he really has his hands otherwise it would be sad that they use him for the video.
edgartj17 1 year ago
whahahahahahahha!!! I totally didn't see that coming!
JulioMaestro116 1 year ago
You guys realize this is SportsDome right? fake and actually quite funny.
asianguywhoaintasian 1 year ago 2
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No such thing as an ex-Marine.
fireproofboots669 1 year ago
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Huskeyyyyy 1 year ago
Dude, this guy just one shot the other guy and bled out over the mat...
Jimmixrulez 1 year ago 4
HOLY SHIT!
STUNTS1516 1 year ago
Bullshit, it is an advantage. Would you want to fight against someone with metal hands?
klous999 1 year ago