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  • Thought this was real until they said he got tungsten alloy hands

  • fake right?

  • 1:39

  • tho i know this was a joke

    this just really sick

  • blaaaah

  • if not for the exploding face scene, this would be one of the most well executed hoaxes of all times

  • commenting about how fake a video is when its obviously comedy is so retarded

  • The UFC doesn't even license fighters or regulate the sport. State and provincial athletic commissions do that.

  • 1:08 Oh jesus

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  • he could be a character in tekken

  • @combathookarms that's the start of yosimitsu although he's black we have the technology... we can make him better. Stronger, faster, whiter.

  • The real life version of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution lol

  • it's so fake!! if u look down to the right u see the channel " comedy central" or something how can that be real cmon

  • @OkkiOalKraniO No shit, genius.

  • @SkillSpeedStrength LOL, yes that is what made me believe this was a joke

  • Its sort of funny but sad since there are people with metal hands.

  • REAL!!

  • i wish it was real.....

  • WTF @ 1.10 

  • RIP Sportsdome, we hardly knew ye

  • douche it was played on the Onion Sports Network. The technology does not yet exist for artificial hands. The best he could do is a hard resin replica of a fist that has no motion. Even then, they might disqualify him.

  • i believe this to be a fake!

  • HAHHAHAAHA Funny shit. For the record those saying FAKE or Believing this is real are EQUALLY mentally retarded. This is a good joke and that's ALL.

  • haha JAX before he joined MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

  • Umm fake and if it wasn't then they would never let him fight in a ring

  • the day that someone took this video seriously is the day i understood how the GOP exists.

  • I love all the people saying this is fake, and being serious about it like it's news. Well duh, you fucking idiots.

  • he's handy capable

  • BOOM! HEADSHOT!

  • FFFFAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!­! I can see the comedy central at the bottom of the screen.

  • "i Got a secret weapon.....Optimism" :)

  • This is obviously fake...at the bottom right corner it COMEDEY CENTRAL logo

    im pretty sure they wouldnt put anything this messed up on tv

  • Real men get the chainsaw/flamethrower combo.

  • is this fake our real

  • @colorclu3 this is real

  • @colorclu3 yeah its real, sarcasm played no role in this video, and it is playing no role in this comment. obviously the man has a real disability and his tungsten metal alloy hands are a step to his recovery. i cant believe you would even consider this to be fake. shame on you

  • lÕl_áñYoÑE_wÀñÑÀ_chât_wìth_mé_­î_fÊÉl_sÔ_lõÑêlý_tÓdÁÿ~

  • SORRY...

    METAL COCK

  • How the hell does this video develop a flame war? The human race is doomed.

  • my 100th fav :-)

  • In his eyes he's a Mixed Martial Arts fighter (cut to sad music) "Guess they afraid of a handicapped person" (raises steel fists)... Priceless.

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  • This UFC shit is gayer than Pride week in San Francisco. Time to go shoot some faggots perhaps?

  • @shutyourfuckingface3 Gay Pride is cool.

  • @94ejack FAG ENABLER!

  • lol i thought this was real until the face explody part.

  • Disabled athletes are good at what they do. Don't hate, appreciate.

  • MMA sucks.

  • ZOMG... don't tell u didn't see that this is just a joke O.O

  • Lol I actually thought this was real until I saw that comedy central logo.

    Lol

  • I thought that was real until the knockout punch.

    Then I lolled.

  • He seems jax but he is less cool than him.

    Lol.

    Great vid.

  • i prob would have still beleived it if it wasent for that fake puddle of blood.

  • more fake than wwe

  • @lucasferreira028 damn, nothing gets by you.

  • is false, like everything else in the United States

  • im just noticing it says COMEDY CENTRAL ON THE SIDE thumbs up

  • wow!! I actually thought this was real until 1:10 when he punched that guy in the face

  • --' 1:10 ... fake !

  • @guigui0039300 No kidding

  • wangsta....LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this man. <3

  • @rokeya87 i know you do dear lol

  • Hold the number 2 key for metal hands jerk off!

  • lmfao i thought it was real

  • Man I think its sad to even touch on a subject like this... Maybe if this wasn't about a Soldier but either way you cut it... It's a sensitive topic. Had me saying wow we came this far in surgical technology?

  • @TEAMGODdotNET - stop being a pussy ... its a joke.

  • @SexFoodMusic

    I love you :)

  • @SexFoodMusic Making fun of handicap people in any way shape or form is a joke wow lol you are a loser from birth... nothing more to say.

  • @TEAMGODdotNET dude I'm an ex soldier and I found nothing offensive about this. So please do yourself and everyone a favor and shut up. It's called having a sense of humor

  • @Ph03n1x851 So because you are an ex soldier you are an authority on having no hands? What an imbecile...

  • @TEAMGODdotNET

    It's okay to laugh at offensive jokes until it's something you find offensive right? :)

  • @Kamma8 Nothing offends me heh but it goes against all my ethics. Now if the guy purposely had his hands done to give him an edge that would be different. I can see it now the future of MMA will have wolverine-esque skeletal upgrades. Also there is an MMA fighter with no arms and no legs btw. Kyle Maynard

  • what the hell.....

  • It's so disappointing seeing how many people can't tell what's real and what's satire.

  • @RareCarpet26 Funny thing is... even Fox News reported an Onion story thinking it was real.

  • @RareCarpet26 Americans!

  • iron man

  • Almost fooled me.

  • @aceofosea lmfao yea me too

  • is this true?

  • I love The Onion!

    LOL

  • That blood splatter on the floor was so fake it spoiled the entire piece!!!!

  • no shit he shouldn't he would kill him.

  • What do you all think is more real (ironic): the "tungsten alloy hands" (how scientific), the overdone metalic sound we can hear when he punches the other fighter, the fake blood coming out of his face,the guy that refuses to fight him seconds before the start or the super-human power he demonstrates smacking that piece of concrete?

  • LOL, "Lightweight Prosthetic Tungsten Alloy Hands"!

  • "I've got a secret weapon: Optimism."

  • There actually is/was a disabled fighter in MMA with no legs. He lost his first fight. Now sure what he's doing now.

  • @kuzuboshii Thanks for the info.

  • FALCON PUNCH!!!

  • dumb

  • BECOME A CRIME FIGHTER!!!

  • Jax. XD

    "GOTCHA" *BOOM BOOM BOOM*

  • Tasteless. Funny as hell, but tasteless...!

  • I love the transcribe audio CC's

    1:23 "Duplicated if the computer crippled people after that

    association to discriminate now that I have had a shotgun"

  • I completely and totally respect the man for trying to realize his dream, but I really hope he has a separate, softer set of hands to masturbate with, or else he'll become a eunuch as well as handicapped.

  • Ahahahaha! Great spoof on the tungsten alloy leafspring looking leg prosthetics that make you crazy fast.

  • this is foolproof: scroll through the comments to see how many folks have brains of steel, hahaha

    (pun intended:)

  • I wanna set of those hands. lMAO!!!

  • lmao everyone realizes this is a joke right? this is a new show on comedy central that is basically a spoof of sportscenter

  • @animl

    Really?? FLMAO!

  • discriminate? fuck, look at his hands, anyone who misses a punch from his is definetaly KO'd and anyone who misses a hard punch gets a straight ticket to the hopistal with a possible operation. of course they're afraid to fight, he has metal hands for gods sake...

  • @winterqsea please, please tell me you're kidding

  • I for one applaud this mans bravery and dedication he should never give up on the dream

  • @jbillycrack

    Its not real genious! 

  • " I got a secret weapon ... optimism" LMAO!!!

  • hysterical

  • This story really touched me. As a young boy, I lost my penis in a mexican cock fighting accident. Because I now have a metal penis, I'm no longer allowed to work in the porn industry.  I hope his appeal goes through!

  • @faggymcbitchtits1 Racist.

  • @94ejack Shut the fuck you up dumb fucker!

  • I dont get where is the "funny'" part, there are people losing their hands, legs, etc in war and want their dreams to come true like becoming pro athletes. They are fighting a nonsense war and this stupid a-holes make fun of something like that? people should get to work, study, read some good books and stop doing these "funny"videos.

  • @bangermccrusher show me one person who has lost their hands in war who is offended by this. you wont find one.

  • @bangermccrusher it really pisses me off when people get offended by things that they have nothing to do with. If actual handicapped people are offended by this then let them speak out, dont be a whiney little bitch just because you think you can.

  • @aaronthizzle and it pisses me off people like you, so only handicapped people can be offended by this shit? u have to be fucking delusional and how the fuck do u know I have nothing to do with a topic like this? do u know me fucker? stop being an asshole and get a fucking life

  • @bangermccrusher i have a life. unlike you i dont get off on internet controversy. look i know your little rant makes you feel important. I also know that you would never talk this kinda shit to me or anyone else in person. stop being such a sensitive little pussy and realize that this video is a joke. its not ripping on handicapped people that want to be athletes. And yes, handicapped people are the only ones that should be offended by this. the only thing is, i seriously doubt that they are.

  • @aaronthizzle u have a life but get offended that I got offended by a video on the internet...? common kid, I have discussed this with many people in person and I would do it with anyone and that includes u, do u think I am scared of little bitches like u? LOL listen ufc boy go get a life, read a book (u need it) or something and stop being an internet asshole

  • @bangermccrusher this will be the last thing I say on the matter. Any third party could look at our conversation and clearly see that you are the one that needs to read a book. You haven't even addressed any of my points.You just drop a multitude of f-bombs and attack me as a person, which really goes to show that you have no real argument here. All you do is get mad and swear and talk shit, i'm gonna go ahead and say that you're either like 14 years old or you have no friends. or both.

  • @aaronthizzle what points r u talking about? that you started to offend me and disrespecting my actual point? because I think this video is offensive? now u became mr. respectful huh? listen kid as I asid before u need to get a life and dont think everything is funny just because its on youtube

  • @bangermccrusher The funny part is that a disability became an advantage. How hard is that to see?

  • @LucienZakhaev and how hard is to see that this is disrespectful?

  • all of you people who ask is this real, you are all idiots.

  • i thought this was real untill like a minute lol

  • yes it's false, but enjoyable nonetheless

  • THIS NOT REAL

  • HOW CAN YOU BE A MARINE WEARING ARMY CAMMIES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. IS THIS REALLY OR FAKE. AND IF ITS REAL AND IF HE CAN PUNCH SOMEBODY LIKE THAT NO ONE IS GONNA FIGHT HIM USE UR HANDS TO KNOCK BUILDINGS DOWN.

  • @noriusmc01 You are so fucking stupid, it's unbelievable.

  • @Krowsnose What ever asshole you know what I meant its fake and marines dont wear those cammies hello!!! I know what cammies the marines wear

  • "is this a joke"

  • MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEEL

  • Thisd guy isa anb insperreaytion to allk of usd who haveee losr ousr hnads.

  • @QQMcGrew

    oi argere nwo mpeopel woll have to waxcpept uis!!11

  • @QQMcGrew LMFAO

  • LOl at all the people who are making comments thinking this is real. u dumb SHIT!

  • I thought it was real untill he punched the dude in the face.

  • @LastWishhes me too!! and when I saw it i was like " º____º"

  • @LastWishhes - "I thought it was real untill he punched the dude in the face."

    Same,lol

  • @LastWishhes same...

  • @LastWishhes dontspoiler dude

    vote down

  • @LastWishhes LOL

  • haha i thought this was real

  • I thought it was real until he punches the speed bag lulz

  • haha i thought this was real until he punched that guy.

  • What the fuck? Of course they're afraid of you, you have fucking steel hands.

  • lol i wasn't paying attention, so i thought his metal hands were real, until he punched that guy in the face hahaha

  • "I have a secret weapon, optimism"

    LoL, Oh and for those of you who have yet to realize this is fake....you're stupid.

  • @trevorcolget Of course it's fake, it's a joke, idiot.

  • didnt make much sense then at the knockout you knew it was fake

  • maybe try without using metal hands(use a different material) cuz that seems unfair

  • @TheDirtyGenie retard

  • @TheDirtyGenie maybe the docs can make him some soft plastic hands... and cushion it with fluff like they do with children's teddy bears.. do u think the ufc would let him compete now??? LOL

  • Dammit, I read the comments:(((( good shit though lol

  • Haha, that was awesome.

  • LOL at the UFC's statement " swung with average strength, the hands expert 5,000 pounds of pressure...which experts say is equivalent to being hit by a car in the face."

  • 1:05 LOLOL

  • LOLL Hilarious , got me for the 1st minute ... can't believe people can find it offensive

  • ex marine but hes wearing a US Army uniform in his picture?

  • lol got me for the first min

  • lol this was so awesome

  • I was actually falling for that until the punching scene.

  • I was buying the whole thing until he punch the other fighter and kill him lol

    i hope he really has his hands otherwise it would be sad that they use him for the video.

  • whahahahahahahha!!! I totally didn't see that coming!

  • You guys realize this is SportsDome right? fake and actually quite funny.

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  • Dude, this guy just one shot the other guy and bled out over the mat...

  • HOLY SHIT!

  • Bullshit, it is an advantage. Would you want to fight against someone with metal hands?