I've got no problem with Bill Burr, he's a funny ass comedian, and I know that this is just another bit. That being said, I've met some idiots in all of the service branches, but I've also met some very intelligent people as well, I've met GOOD people that are proud to serve. I've got a friend that joined because he wanted to support his daughter in this failing economy, and he's a mechanic in the CG, defending you from the demons in this very country that would kill you if you were in their way
I am all for war if somewhere has been invaded or taken over by another. Do not try to tell me this war is like any of the others apart from 'Oil' of course main feature of wars from 20th century to now. I do not have anything against the military, I have many ex military friends here in the UK. I understand you are a different breed and respect you for doing the things you do. But the fact is, you are just puppets because you have to do as you are told by the powers that be without question!
You know what when i was in Basic training they actually gave us weed wackers and had us doing "area beautification" and they DID give us paint and have us repaint the command groups name on there parking spots damn this guy is rite on the money!!!! lmaoo but then again i didnt care i knew i would be eating shit!!!
yea, he says goose. i know that guy already told you, but that part was funny, because ive seen top gun like 150 times. high, on mushrooms, every which way. haha
The world is fucked up and the government is setting up everyone up to fail. It's hard to get a decent job without a degree. You get an education but you are in debt to banks for the rest of your life. So you have to join the military to help pay for school. That is if you don't die.
I personally don't like the idea of joining but I'm left with no choice. I don't want to be homeless or working selling Kurby vacuum cleaners.
Try not studying in America. I goto one of the best universities in Britian and it's free. well it's £1750(roughly $3000-3500) a year but the goverment pay it and there's nothing to worry about.
most people join the army becuase its their only way out lol plain and simple and i respect them for what they do..because im here alive and well typing this comment and able to sleep at night
I think it would be funny to see a new ad of what Bill was just describing....a slow montage of people doing shitty tasks...while dramatic music plays in the background.
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you ungrateful bitch... "if you're dumb enough to join the military..." FACT is if it wasn't for the BRAVERY of the American servicemen & the American spirit throughout history, you wouldn't even have the right to mock those sacrifices which have been made for YOU! & if you did it would probably be in german! So respect your American serviceman because it is him in which you owe your freedoms to that you take so foolishly for granted. Appreciate the sacrifices of others you coward! SEMPER FI!!!
I wanna dive into that phrase that gets thrown around. "Support their country." So, citizens don't support their country? Do they support their country any less than the people who signed up?
We defend ourselves. And even thought I know we haven't been attacked since 2001, we were attacked. We could be attacked. We need the military: it is completely essential.
Influences are more obvious and more common. The military is stationed throughout the world (the only continent we have no presence is Antarctica). With that scope the military has an obligation to represent their country and do good for them and the lands they are stationed. The military is an American force of good.
This comment is easily, ignored. Two reasons, first, saying this to a Military man/women, would incite your ass whooping. Second, If you have seen the shit we've seen you would think twice about what to say. This stuff you say is easily ignored as iv'e endured worse.
I have friends in the military and I tell people in the military they're idiots all the time. You're just proving my point, telling me that I'd get an "ass whooping" because I think differently from the status quo is exactly what the govt. wants from the people. The elitists want a jingoism idealism in the people, then they can justify sending children to their wars. Also, way to resort to violence, clearly another reason you support the arms. I don't what you've seen, you chose to see it.
No one is whooping anyone's ass, sheesh. Hasn't happened since you posted. You chose to endure worse, that's your problem, not anyone else's. We'll all say what we want regardless of you.
okay. Fighting is going to do nothing...Why can't people understand that some folks join the military for that trainging, it's not like you'll get it anywhere else. Furthermore, Is it so hard to comprehend that the Military pays for College!! Now a days people cant afford to go cause tuition.. That incentive alone is enough to get people to join. Its not that hard to understand i don't think...
I understand that it pays for college but it's not worth playing a part in stripping the country of it's civil liberties. There are student loans, studying abroad, FAFSA and all kinds of other ways to obtain a degree without joining the military but this nation glorifies it and makes it seem like the right thing to do. All war is a Children's Crusade. Young kids are given an easy way out instead of proper guidance. You're right, fighting will do nothing. So stop joining the military.
War is apart of Human Civilization. Without it we wouldn't be where we are today. Yea, we'eve come along way, still there are people out there who hae evil intent towards the USA and its allies. Let's say your right...okay, people stop joinging the military...after years of this whose to defend us? Theres a part of the military Civilians will never understand and a part of Civilian life that Military service men and women won't understand either. This debate will never end. its just fucked
True they do glorify it. I also hate hw they try to recruit inner city as compared to the upper side of town. However I joined for the college tuition. I know people who got student loans that could not find a job after graduating and now they are trying to pay sallie mae and others off. Also alot of kids join who would have otherwise been runin streets etc. I met alot of ex gang members so the military helped them but on the flip side ive seen a 20 year old man with both arms amputated
What about infantry? They man th lines for what?! Join the airforce and forget about pride and all that other bullshit those commercials use to suck you in.
you have no idea what your talking about your prob one of those idiots that believe every other conspiracy theory out there...watch out i think GWB might be under your bed trying to get ya
you were down on your luck and that's "how they get most of their people"? yeah that's why you never joined up. good thing too if that's how you feel. that way those of us who serve can do so with uninterupted pride.
I thought about it. It was a down on my luck kinda thought (Ya know, how they get most of their people). Thought I really had no choice. But I was talked out of it...
@mongolenpup died laughing :)
TXejas19 1 month ago
I like the way you handle that weed wacker son, I'm going to promote you to minesweeper.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jebus495 3 months ago
I've got no problem with Bill Burr, he's a funny ass comedian, and I know that this is just another bit. That being said, I've met some idiots in all of the service branches, but I've also met some very intelligent people as well, I've met GOOD people that are proud to serve. I've got a friend that joined because he wanted to support his daughter in this failing economy, and he's a mechanic in the CG, defending you from the demons in this very country that would kill you if you were in their way
Duros1123 5 months ago
I am all for war if somewhere has been invaded or taken over by another. Do not try to tell me this war is like any of the others apart from 'Oil' of course main feature of wars from 20th century to now. I do not have anything against the military, I have many ex military friends here in the UK. I understand you are a different breed and respect you for doing the things you do. But the fact is, you are just puppets because you have to do as you are told by the powers that be without question!
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
You know what when i was in Basic training they actually gave us weed wackers and had us doing "area beautification" and they DID give us paint and have us repaint the command groups name on there parking spots damn this guy is rite on the money!!!! lmaoo but then again i didnt care i knew i would be eating shit!!!
Rowhizzle 1 year ago
Even arguments in the comments section of a stand up comedy? Come on people. Just laugh at the guy together. THE most under rated comedian ever!
Seektruth1st 2 years ago
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ClairvoyanceOcean 2 years ago
What does he say after "I'm gonna get my own F-16." It sounds like "I'm gonna get to talk to ghosts."
k28xl 2 years ago 2
"im gonna get to talk to goose"
its a reference to a Tom Cruise movie called Top Gun
stopher0304 2 years ago
oh ok thx
k28xl 2 years ago
yea, he says goose. i know that guy already told you, but that part was funny, because ive seen top gun like 150 times. high, on mushrooms, every which way. haha
thatbastardson 2 years ago
how is comedy on mushrooms? wen high its halarious but never tried shrooms
sexiicano515 2 years ago
My 2 cents,
The world is fucked up and the government is setting up everyone up to fail. It's hard to get a decent job without a degree. You get an education but you are in debt to banks for the rest of your life. So you have to join the military to help pay for school. That is if you don't die.
I personally don't like the idea of joining but I'm left with no choice. I don't want to be homeless or working selling Kurby vacuum cleaners.
drod0886 2 years ago 2
Try not studying in America. I goto one of the best universities in Britian and it's free. well it's £1750(roughly $3000-3500) a year but the goverment pay it and there's nothing to worry about.
themanfromthehouse 2 years ago
If you are given a gun you'r expected to shoot someone. Save the moral bullshit for judgementday.
ZqweBSname 2 years ago
most people join the army becuase its their only way out lol plain and simple and i respect them for what they do..because im here alive and well typing this comment and able to sleep at night
kaciga 2 years ago
I think it would be funny to see a new ad of what Bill was just describing....a slow montage of people doing shitty tasks...while dramatic music plays in the background.
EgotasticCelebrity 2 years ago
Bill Burr = Hilarious
Ulmus 2 years ago
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you ungrateful bitch... "if you're dumb enough to join the military..." FACT is if it wasn't for the BRAVERY of the American servicemen & the American spirit throughout history, you wouldn't even have the right to mock those sacrifices which have been made for YOU! & if you did it would probably be in german! So respect your American serviceman because it is him in which you owe your freedoms to that you take so foolishly for granted. Appreciate the sacrifices of others you coward! SEMPER FI!!!
SteelShredd 2 years ago
hey SteelShredd,
Bill Burr mentioned you in his podcast you should listen to it, it might teach you to lighten up!
eerie87 2 years ago 14
what date was the podcast i wanna check it out.
doobiest420 2 years ago
sorry i can't remember the exact date I think it was one of the May podcasts
eerie87 2 years ago
@eerie87
If anyone wants to check out where Bill mentioned SteelShredd, here it is:
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passiveMenis 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you're dumb get over it
doobiest420 2 years ago
HA! Bill ripped the shit through you on his podcast (M.M.P.C. 6-1-09). Hilarious! You fucking suck man
rhyslings 2 years ago
If you're dumb enough to join the military, you deserve to get fucked.
paintthetwndead 2 years ago
well luckily there are people 'dumb enough,' otherwise you and i would be getting draft notices.
saaaammmmm 2 years ago 4
If they ever tried to reinstate the draft, there would be a revolt this country couldn't contain.
All the sheeple would slap on the American Flag, though. "Gots to dun dere defend my country!"
paintthetwndead 2 years ago
If you can't see why people would want to support their country I don't really think the country wishes to support you. So by all means, leave.
I'm in the Navy and I'm pretty damn sure I'm much, much smarter than you will ever be.
Questpeace 2 years ago
Questpeace,
I wanna dive into that phrase that gets thrown around. "Support their country." So, citizens don't support their country? Do they support their country any less than the people who signed up?
Maybe you can elaborate what that means for me.
NinjaLikeTeaBagger 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure if you give four years of your life to nothing but your country you'll be doing a little more than a citizen, save for the obsessive.
Questpeace 2 years ago
Again... how did those four years go to the country?
NinjaLikeTeaBagger 2 years ago
Defense and influence.
Questpeace 2 years ago
So what exactly have we defended recently?
And maybe you can dive into influence as well.
NinjaLikeTeaBagger 2 years ago
We defend ourselves. And even thought I know we haven't been attacked since 2001, we were attacked. We could be attacked. We need the military: it is completely essential.
Influences are more obvious and more common. The military is stationed throughout the world (the only continent we have no presence is Antarctica). With that scope the military has an obligation to represent their country and do good for them and the lands they are stationed. The military is an American force of good.
Questpeace 2 years ago
fuck u bitch
mesame121489 2 years ago
Exhibit A. ^
paintthetwndead 2 years ago
This comment is easily, ignored. Two reasons, first, saying this to a Military man/women, would incite your ass whooping. Second, If you have seen the shit we've seen you would think twice about what to say. This stuff you say is easily ignored as iv'e endured worse.
stopher0304 2 years ago
I have friends in the military and I tell people in the military they're idiots all the time. You're just proving my point, telling me that I'd get an "ass whooping" because I think differently from the status quo is exactly what the govt. wants from the people. The elitists want a jingoism idealism in the people, then they can justify sending children to their wars. Also, way to resort to violence, clearly another reason you support the arms. I don't what you've seen, you chose to see it.
paintthetwndead 2 years ago
No one is whooping anyone's ass, sheesh. Hasn't happened since you posted. You chose to endure worse, that's your problem, not anyone else's. We'll all say what we want regardless of you.
gibsoneagle 2 years ago
okay. Fighting is going to do nothing...Why can't people understand that some folks join the military for that trainging, it's not like you'll get it anywhere else. Furthermore, Is it so hard to comprehend that the Military pays for College!! Now a days people cant afford to go cause tuition.. That incentive alone is enough to get people to join. Its not that hard to understand i don't think...
stopher0304 2 years ago 2
I understand that it pays for college but it's not worth playing a part in stripping the country of it's civil liberties. There are student loans, studying abroad, FAFSA and all kinds of other ways to obtain a degree without joining the military but this nation glorifies it and makes it seem like the right thing to do. All war is a Children's Crusade. Young kids are given an easy way out instead of proper guidance. You're right, fighting will do nothing. So stop joining the military.
paintthetwndead 2 years ago
War is apart of Human Civilization. Without it we wouldn't be where we are today. Yea, we'eve come along way, still there are people out there who hae evil intent towards the USA and its allies. Let's say your right...okay, people stop joinging the military...after years of this whose to defend us? Theres a part of the military Civilians will never understand and a part of Civilian life that Military service men and women won't understand either. This debate will never end. its just fucked
stopher0304 2 years ago
@stopher0304 And what if it's the USA who has evil intent towards other Countries? Who protects them?
mymarkis666 1 year ago 4
True they do glorify it. I also hate hw they try to recruit inner city as compared to the upper side of town. However I joined for the college tuition. I know people who got student loans that could not find a job after graduating and now they are trying to pay sallie mae and others off. Also alot of kids join who would have otherwise been runin streets etc. I met alot of ex gang members so the military helped them but on the flip side ive seen a 20 year old man with both arms amputated
dreamkasts 2 years ago
Im a vet and he hit that head on.
flubno 2 years ago
1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other videos
dukeofhazzard421 2 years ago
hahahaa camouflaged weed wacker
noiserrr 2 years ago 23
USAF
teamdomination71388 2 years ago
uh thanks...i will.
lovelylittlelin 3 years ago
Navy or airforce, fuck 'pride', army/marines you learn to kill, yea thatll get you a grocery bagging job
captainquirk24 3 years ago
im a nurse. they consider us "overqualified" for grocery bagging nowadays.
lovelylittlelin 3 years ago
What about infantry? They man th lines for what?! Join the airforce and forget about pride and all that other bullshit those commercials use to suck you in.
captainquirk24 3 years ago
they didnt use commercials. and it's a bit late to "forget pride".
lovelylittlelin 3 years ago
THEY use commercials to persuade young men to join an unnecessary war (as are they are) 24/7. Too late bc people like you falling in the abyss.
captainquirk24 3 years ago
ah yes...poor me and the abyss. oh well.
lovelylittlelin 3 years ago
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vince2334 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you have no idea what your talking about your prob one of those idiots that believe every other conspiracy theory out there...watch out i think GWB might be under your bed trying to get ya
vince2334 3 years ago
you were down on your luck and that's "how they get most of their people"? yeah that's why you never joined up. good thing too if that's how you feel. that way those of us who serve can do so with uninterupted pride.
lovelylittlelin 3 years ago
I thought about it. It was a down on my luck kinda thought (Ya know, how they get most of their people). Thought I really had no choice. But I was talked out of it...
NonsensicalCreations 3 years ago
fuck army
WKaliber1 3 years ago 3
oorah!
stopher0304 2 years ago
They got me for 4 years on that bullshit.
ApachePiL0T 3 years ago