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  • Just listen to the split second timing of delivery. The man was a comedy genius. If you a politically correct asshole, you won't find much that IS funny anywhere. Get a life.

  • they were actually funny, just goes to show he didn't need to bring race into the club to make 'em laugh

  • I hope he burns in hell

  • Lol at "genius". Shite jokes.

  • Funny guy, but a racist cunt no doubt. Rip you racist cunt lol

  • Genius

  • @designerclothes2u Forget the racist content. Why does repeating material written by someone else constitute "genius"?

  • this just goes to show how bigoted some people were back in the day. no place for this kind of so-called humour now

  • The Master at work.

  • Multiculturalism & integration is a fucking disaster! Too late now though, horse or perhaps dog lol has bolted

  • @cranebeg You are right,Enoch said it would never truly work but he was decried and shouted down as a "racist".Funny how those who tell the unpalatable truths in life are vilified or labelled such.But a prophet, as they say,has little integrity in his own country.

  • Couldn't stand this fat racist bastard even as a kid!

  • @GhostAholics So why watch?,then like now you had a choice.The man was a comedy legend,trouble is now people are all cry babies who cannot take having the piss taken.Bern reflected life as it is,in workplaces,pubs,all sorts of places with one thing in common-people! Funniest man in comedy that there was.

  • @MrBulldogtools

    good shout pal.people are too uptight these days.if you cant take the piss out of yourself,you're fucked!

  • @rangle72 Life,s hard innit?,life for the working man always has been,but in tight spots,bad times and general despair we try as hard as we can to diffuse with happiness,crack a joke,etc.I think the guy went deeper than cynics think,he told life as he saw it,working class Mancunian,ex serviceman that he was,brought up in a tough place.people now all want to be middle class,or think they are already and don,t see it as it it really was for his generation.You need to be able to laugh at yourself.

  • Fantastic....Still crying from laughter...Thank You...Tony UK

  • when does the comedian come on?

  • taking the piss out of George best, how the took can u do that!!!! thats a bit bad somethings are just no funny!!!! Sorry Bernard he was twice the man that u could ever dream of being! RIP George best, Bernard u fat C@nt! LOL

  • great comedian shame is racist to bout!!!!!!

  • @davegadge1 you have it the wrong way round george best is nothing to manning and manning is not racist at all

  • @MrManmountainrock HELLO, I actually thought i had worded it in correctly, then I realized I had not, Manning is a bigot, but he's a great comedian (when he's not telling racist jokes), i will say that every creed and color gets insults from him. i think 99.99999998% of people would agree with me I think your pitching not going to work my friend, but we can agree to differ!!! I would love to know which part of him is not racist..perhaps you can enlighten me?

  • @davegadge1 you say he is a bigot for telling jokes about ppl who are not the same colour as him but that means eddie murphy chris tucker richard prior martin lawrence to name but a few must all be racist to right? i mean they told / tell jokes about white ppl all the time there is a reason most comedians are not funny today and that is because they have to be censored or it will anger the pc brigade and we dont want that right? of corse this double standard only applies to white ppl

  • @davegadge1 the bottom line is you need to stop being so thin skined and calling ppl bigots and the end of the day all races get jokes told about them and they should be taken for just what they are jokes if its funny its funny end of story and you can now consider yourself enlightend :)

  • @davegadge1 His humour reflected life,working class life,lived by himself,and many others.He counted among his contemporaries and many friends,the late Charlie Williams,now come on,a racist,really??.

  • I wish people would stop saying that he was offensive,malicious and racist,he was none of them,what he said was a joke,just a bit of fun,nuff said,dont matter what the topic was about,the Bisto joke is a classic and Im a Yorkshireman myself.

  • Bernard was a bigot

  • @justicepartyuk just like you :D

  • 2nd only to billy connolly.

  • ugly fat english pig

  • @MrAlperoglu You missed out "Rich" in your silly diatribe.Like you,d fucking know.

  • What if a black horse is born in a stable with white horses?

  • thought comedians were supposed to be funny?

  • @lammie101 perhaps your sense of humour overhaul is long overdue??.

  • "Have thou'st any Bisto?" "Fuck off, you Spanish cunt!"...man is a LEGEND!! RIP Bernard Manning. Xx

  • loool

  • Thankfully humour has moved on, Bernard Manning was quoted at a boxing match 'i like nothing better than seeing two black men beat the s*** out of each other'. What a funny man he was...not.

  • Brilliant joke teller.

  • Some beautifully told jokes and one joke about black people and horses that will deeply offend all black people no doubt manning is the gold standard in telling jokes but he can also be painfully offensive too english people will not get why maybe but asians and blacks will. Telling an irish joke is pretty bad but its basicaly saying your thick, but when he talks about blacks or pakistanis he is clearly saying at the top of his voice GET THE F..K OUT and that is the problem it just is not funny.

  • @britturk123 A comma or two wouldn't be a bad idea.

  • @y3ko86 I agree mate, but you get all soughts of thicko,s on youtube and im one of them. I should have put a comma after people and english, i neglected my english at school and the proof is in my punctuation.

  • . . . what's this old girl saying?. . I can't understand a word !!

  • He's not that funny like

  • Edna, love, shut your legs. The k.i.d.s can see your c***

  • Hasta enebisto?

    FUCK OFF!

  • what a man !!!very sadly pissed..er sorry missed !!!!! godbless ya bernard mate,best comedian that ever drew breath ...FACT...all you people that said he was a racist...get fucked fact !!!!!

  • He was a fat, ugly, racist, Man Citeh bastard. Still funny though.

  • Bernard Manning was the best stand up' And there's still no one that comes close to telling a joke or making you laugh like he does. R.I.P Bernard Legend

  • rip bernard, sheer genius xxx

  • Miss you Mr. Manning sir, you always took care

    of me and the lads when we came on leave from Ireland! R.I.P.

  • I never knew that crocodile joke was Bernard's. One of the funniest men I've ever heard.

  • legend

  • Bernard could tell jokes like no other..Chubby Brown is the last one left...The boring sterile comedians of today will be forgotton in no time

  • stupid fat racist twat. if thats the best british can do then i guess its best it died with him. really, if this is classic, then the people that love it must be sad, lonely, narrow minded, hateful, ugly and in need of a good look in the mirror. come with all the negative comments, cos thats all you have, that and an over weight, smelly, perverted looking man chatting a load of fucking bollocks. good luck, your gonna need it.

  • @lovewillfreeyou its just a comedian telling jokes you stupid prick.

    

  • @dewy9uk thanks for that really talented response you thick whores cunt, bye :)

  • @lovewillfreeyou

    ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS.....EVER !! Enjoy the master at work and watch more videos pussy LMFAO AT YOUR COMMENT HAHAHA ....SWEET HEART XXX

  • @lovewillfreeyou Go and suck on some political correctness dick.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 well i would have gladly done but im afraid your mum is a bit busy renting out her mouldy cock and balls to top up the benifits she claims..... maybe if your dad aint shoving his cock up your arse send him round, i could do with a laugh.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 well i would have gladly done but im afraid your mum is a bit busy renting out her mouldy cock and balls to top up the benifits she claims..... maybe if your dad aint shoving his cock up your arse send him round, i could do with a laugh.

  • @lovewillfreeyou Aw, there's you crying about "offensive" jokes, then trying desperately to make some of your own. You with your liberal fucktard attitude, and other tards like you, are responsible for all the benefit shambles. I could try and make up a hypocritical joke, but you did it for me, you are one.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 well that certainly told me, as i was on a so called comedy page i thought i would try a little stand up myself and it ended up a floater like your dear old mother ! i would have gladly taken your comments on board until i realised what a retard you are, and have to say a little in awe of you too..... i never knew a backward inbred sweaty bollock patch like you can type let alone have an opinion, im impressed, and dont worry what they say buddy, it DNA that made you ugly.

  • @lovewillfreeyou Is that all you got? "Ya muver" jokes. Just like a chav. The bit after that wasn't bad though. I'm still wondering why you came to bash this video, when you do the same kind of stuff yourself. Maybe you're still at the parrot stage, and just repeating what you read and hear, from the left wing media. Its not too late to develop an opinion of your own.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 im learning alot from you, and as you find this kind of fat ugly northerner comedy classic, i thought i would be kind to your gutter mind and keep it at your level of filth. and i promise no more mother jokes, god knows she has had her fair share of bangin lol i have an opinion, and its one that a low iq twat like you will just not get, it involves being an individual, so i will let you get back to tossing off over good old bernie, and im off.... love ya baby kissy kissy......

  • @lovewillfreeyou yeah, I thought you'd scarper. You aren't an individual, you're like Dolly, the cloned sheep. You can't think for yourself, and manage to be a huge hypocrite at the same time. And whats with the "lovewillfreeyou", while having a rancid little attitude. You silly little, confused sheep.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 well, you are a self rightous little nob. i didnt scarper, i just belive you are one of the worlds worst and refuse to spend longer than i have to conversing with a prick like you. as for being a sheep, i follow my own funky path in life and dont conform as you do, plus you would know all about sheep hey, as you fell out the back of one. i wish you love, freedom and happiness, must go as life to be lived, plus what you do with sheep is your own business you rotten perv,

  • @lovewillfreeyou Lol. Are you really going to call me self righteous? Jokes aside. Go back and read everything you've wrote to me, and imagine you are reading what a Bernard Manning fan is writing. And tell me I don't have a point. And God knows why you don't like a classic comedian like this guy, you are reasonably funny.

  • @lovewillfreeyou Nobhead,I bet old Bern,s really worried about you and what you think,whats more negative than your shit here you prick,get a fucking life you pillowbiting twat,learn to laugh,venture out of your bedroom and get amongst the bigger boys,or will they rough you up pet?.This man did more for humanity than you,ll ever realise you fucking dud.This was humour at its best,if you don,t like it-fine,but keep your closet homosexual comments to yourself.

  • Funny stuff. Interesting I saw Jimmy Carr live recently, a modern comedian who would hate the 'racist' Manning. Carr was making fun of people with Learning Disabilities -I don't recall Manning doing that?

  • @stewartford00 oh yeah, thats right, he was far to much of a gentleman for that hey ! wake up, silly twat !

  • @stewartford00

    You have hit the nail firmly on the head.

    Unfortunately, today's Politically Correct comedians with their 'holier than thou' attitude fail to realise that even their material offends some people.

    Added to which, very few of them are actually funny!

  • fuckin funny as fuck, grew up with this stuff, fuck all the pc right on fuck heads, prob watch all them fag puff right ons we get on telly now

  • I'm fucking crying with laughter watching this. RIP simply the best.

  • @sebastiansap2003 he may well be the best stand up comidian ever.

  • @SuperPatrick777 I think so.

  • Haha, this is great. The man had balls for saying these kind of jokes. I personally am not racist but find racist jokes hilarious. Someone needs to fight against political correctness and say what some people are afraid to say. And at the end of the day, it's just jokes. Don't take any meaning from it.

  • @LemonZeppelin

    Your spot on with your annalist i just wish more people would wake up from all the bull$hit and see things as they are ie a bloody joke

  • @LemonZeppelin

    HERE HERE, I LOVE RACIST JOKES TO SWEET HEART LOL XXX

  • Good comedian but a foul mouthed arrogant man. I once saw him boast to someone who spoke to him, "who the hell are you to talk to me?" "I'm the one with the rolls royce" well, I''d sooner have a bit of humility.

  • @prosinger21 you would say that

  • Legend!!!!

  • An absolute comedy ledgend. Most comedians are shit nowadays, like that fucking Lee Evans or Jo Brand. They're as funny as rabies in a dogs home. R.I.P Bernard Manning, hope your still doing some stand ups for the angels :)

  • @jintiable you're definately black

  • @Essexboy. Spot on mate! Nobody is allowed to make harmless jokes about anyone these days. There used to be Asians sat in the audience just laughing and taking no offence. Its the mard-arse society nowadays. I couldn't care less if someone took the piss out of British people. RIP Bernard. The best sir.

  • i wish i was around to be able to see this sort of comedy live, when you could laugh without being scared of offending someone!! :)

  • this man isnt funny he is just telling racist jokes to racist english..

  • @killeney is it because your racist against the english, i wonder.

  • This is the type of comedy that a lot of people still want to hear - but unfortunately this mamby pamby, do-gooder, politically correct society has taken away our rights to do so.

    Bernard Manning IS the true LEGEND of British Comedy.

    RIP fella - you will ALWAYS be the GREATEST.

  • @EssexBoy696969 are you serious ? i guess being an essex boy you love all that race hate dont ya geezer lol top fackin bloke innit..... put a little love in your heart and see this man for what he is, a cunt.

  • @lovewillfreeyou

    You're entirely wrong. I do not condone race hate in any way. Manning's gags are not aimed at race hate - they are simply parodies of all walks of life. This simple fact is clearly beyond your comprehension.

    As for 'seeing this man for what he IS'? Surely, as he's dead, you should have typed 'WAS'?

    Finally, I find it absolutely hilarious that you are apparently opposed to 'race hate' and yet have a preconceived idea of people from Essex.

    Sheer hypocrisy at it's best!

  • @EssexBoy696969 your right, im sorry, i just think he was a filthy mouth cock. i was wrong to stereo type you. i guess im ignorant on some things and am not shy to hear the truth. happy days mate.

  • He looks like Alvaro Vitali.

  • classic...... R.I.P bern.

  • The king of comedy RIP legend sadly missed

  • When it came delivering the punch line Bernard was the best ever

  • It irritates me that comedians are so talented, yet racism forms part of their repetoir. That 'Has tha the Bisto' joke is legendary - humours the North of England, where Manning is from, but let down by his immediate next joke. What a waste of a 40 year career. Manning and his fellow comedians could have been so much more respected if they'd just been more tolerant.

    Stephen Fry says the best joke teller was Bernard Manning. I'd sort of agree, but wish he'd not been such a c*nt!

  • Fucking classic British comedy, love it!!!

  • the best joke teller by a million miles r.i.p bernard

  • RIP grandad, kindest, sweetest and the most amazing person i knew! miss you so much <3

  • @HaylsMandingo he cant be kind and sweet after the racial jokes he has made

  • @jintiable you didnt know him personally unlike me? and he did so much for charities, you have no idea how much money he gave away to people who needed it! dont judge someone you do not know. His jokes was all an act to earn a living, so maybe you should learn to take a joke.

    you dont have to belive me but he really was the kindest man i knew, enough said.

  • @HaylsMandingo i spent a lot of time at the Embassy club and Bernard was one of the nicest and kindest men ive ever met.. He could have told me to sod off but he spent time talking in the interval to me several times.. A true gent...

  • is it true that the worms got sick trying to eat such shit?

  • That George Best joke is hilarious HAHAHA!! His timing is perfect!

  • @jintiable Never speak ill of the dead or you will have a curse put on you (the law of karma)

  • @DemocracyCountsx yer all right mate he is fat rascist dunce like you.

  • @jintiable You complete dunce, Bernard Manning's parents were Hungarian Jews, so get your facts correct.

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  • @DemocracyCountsx are we getting a bit angry you beer belly britsh ill be zimbabwe forever it is in my blood.

  • Respond to this video... I am bringing free speech into this because Manning's style of comedy has been purged from the main stream media to fit in with cultural marxism ideology, which denies some people the right to free speech, the only approved comedians are ALL of a left wing bent, oh yes where is their diversity mantra now, and the reason i mention Manning's origins is to render the race card that you are predictably implying against me as invalid.

  • @jintiable What's the matter? Offends you does he?? How ironic, seeing as your country is ruled by a despot called Mugabe. The murders of white farmers in your country is more despicable than anything Bernard Manning ever said or did. Try speaking out against that you hypocrite. No doubt you agree with such actions anyway, you scumbag. And what would you have if it were not for us 'beer belly British? Certainly not a computer to write your bullshit on, that's for sure. Rot in Hell, skinny!

  • @TheMG63 ill slit ya white throat open you honkie

  • @jintiable and i'll crap in your mouth.

  • @JUVEXX11 go on then u honkie

  • @jintiable astheanybisto????you miserable ****

  • @jintiable lol

  • Shit as!

  • Bernard had a natural gift for making people laugh. The PC brigade are not really bothered about being PC. They are just JEALOUS.

  • Compared with the modern of generation comics this guy is a crude, gross, stupid, filthy-minded neanderthal.

  • @kevinastraw Which is what makes him great!!!

  • @kevinastraw That's due to the Marxists brainwashing we have all been subjected too for years, you obviously don't understand the concept of free speech then? On the contrary YOU are the neanderthal

  • @DemocracyCountsx How can you bring free speech into the argument? I did not say that Manning should be gagged. And where Marx comes into it I really do not know - are you suggesting that anyone who does not like Manning is thereby a Marxist? On the grounds that neither of your "points" has any relevance, I further do not see how you can say I am a neanderthal. Your defence of Manning serves only to do him, and yourself, a disservice.

  • @kevinastraw I am saying that the reason that you find Manning's jokes so offensive is because you have been subjected to years of Marxists brainwashing, Political Correctness is Cultural Marxism, why on earth view a video that you know you are going to be offended by this is the definition of insanity, i never said i was a fan of Bernard Manning, i don't see a problem with other people enjoying his style of comedy on the internet, for your info Manning parents were Hungarian Jews,.

  • Can anyone link me to a video on youtube where bernard does theblack blow up doll joke?

  • There was a God When it come to comics.No noe could tuch him.

    R.I.P Bernard.

  • just you keep walking your whippet, telling racist jokes and touching family members. Leave everything else to people with some level of decency.

  • great stuff

  • ps....I liked the " I'm a real man" Yeah right......sounds like you might have doubts Senior Bandito

  • As I say, there are millions of idiots...and you'll have Jim Davidson until he dies.....then you'll be alone with your poisoned beliefs.....good luck. :)

  • His "humour" was small-town ignorance based.....but like Geo Bush appealled to millions of idiots so did Manning. Idiots need entertained too....that's why so many whippets and Racing posts are sold in the North. lol!

  • @BRIDGES102 His humour is small town ignorance? Similar to your ignorance of claiming we in the north are idiots. Seems like you and Bernard have a lot in common. By the way Bernard was from Manchester, one of the largest cities in Britain not a small town.

    'Idiots need entertained too' Hmm seems to me your the idiot. What a Muppet.

  • @BRIDGES102 "need entertained" and "appealled"....classic Southern grammar, genius!

  • @mark1007 Spelling Dip-shit

  • @BRIDGES102 Which is an integral part of grammar, fool.

  • @mark1007 Microsoft disagree. Click tools and you get spelling and grammar...not just grammar. I win. You keep watching fat idiot comics and expand your mind. Window licker.

  • @BRIDGES102 Oh well if microsoft disagree then indeed you must win! Whats the past continuous of think?

  • @mark1007 thought..........2-0 ! Jog on shit for brains 

  • @BRIDGES102 no that's past simple, past continuous is - was thinking...also did you notice there are different ways to spell think (thinks, thought, thinking) each variation changing the particular grammatical function of the word...thus spelling is an integral part of grammar. Go back to school.

  • @BRIDGES102 fuck off you prick

  • People who diss Manning just because he took the mickey out of other races, as he does with Irish, Scottish, Mancs, Welsh, should get a life. They are obviously too depressed and complicated sitting infront of their facebook accounts, twitter, etc. to find any enjoyment out of the simpler things in life. Bernard had a heart of gold. He is one of the funniest stand up comics of all time. He even had black and asian fans. Maybe he should have played sick prank phone calls on defenceless old guys?

  • @1Thompsonmusic Why are you so into making an argument about types of comedy, who gives a fuck? Go on the Ever Decreasing Circles Youtube site and start talking bollocks

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  • I loved when Bernard stared putting rouge on his face, dyed his hair and grew his sideburns, what a fucking twat

  • @melvert33

    Funny how people don't like him because he said a few jokes about Pakis and niggers, rather than him actually not being funny. Whereas on Russell Brand and Peter Kay videos, they are potentially swarming with words like 'not funny' 'talentless'.

  • @1Thompsonmusic He did become unpopular with all the PC bollocks of the 90's but I genuinely don't think he's that funny whatever he's saying, a bit like Frankie Boyle

  • A true entertainer and sadly missed.

  • I seen him live twice in Glasgow, and he was fucking brilliant. Never laughed so much in my life. I can't say that about today's comedian's, apart from say Dara o'brien.

  • The best comedian ever R.I.P Bernard. Sadly missed legend

  • Idiots need entertained too I suppose.

  • @BRIDGES102

    Idiots like you need idiots like Russell Brand and Peter Kay to make you feel all nice and fluffy. Where as I am a REAL man, who likes a bit of personality now and again. How old are you? 20? Sat infront of your facebook and twitter account and texing all day long you'd know about life and humour wouldn't you?

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  • There's someone in the audience wearing a baseball cap. People who wear baseball caps are morons.

  • Bernard was the best comedian ever , fuck the pc brigade.

  • @alove170

    TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!!

  • wish i was alive at the to go watch him - wot a fucking legend

  • @stirkyls9

    I went to see him in 1995 2years after this was filmed and i can tell you that he was even better live! God bless King Bernard

  • Bernard is a great joke teller, racist in places but, EVERYONE is racist to some degree and anyone who says they aren't is a liar.

    Stop fighting amongst yourselves, the cunts in power who work for big business are the real enemy, focus your hatred on them not each other. Try getting your news from somewhere other than TV and tabloids.

  • "If a dog is born in a stable, it doesn't make it a horse".....No sir.

    But if a black horse was born in a white horses stable, it would still be a horse. Which is infact an analogy which makes sense when applying to naturalisation of black people. Bernard Manning was a moron.

  • @shredamir  Fucking smart arse.

  • @shredamir

    A white person born in Australia is not an Austrlian aborigine. Austrlian abroigines are black and only black. Similarly, native Brits are white. Ethnic minorities born here are not white. Of course, they may be civically British, but their roots and heritage lie elsewhere. They are entitled to celebrate their ethnic identity, as are we.

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  • legend, nuff said

  • hahaha- so funny that now he is dead.... i can actually see the joke - RIP (Racist ignorant pig)

  • the bisto joke is brilliant probrably my favourite joke ever

  • you have to remember that mass immigration was never wanted by the native white working classes. Still isnt. so you cant shout RACIST. Its our country. We can say what we like

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

  • @VigisKane hahaha too right 

  • dog born in stable = horse hahahaha