Raw Video: 40-foot Lobster Gets New Home

[Jasonbjamin]

This made me really really really hungry.

[JERKchrisloLOL]

Hahah Islamorada...what a name for a city

[lobelia2]

i'm a marine biologist and i can tell you that based on my 35+ years of experience, based on my professional opinion, this lobster is not real.

[hansberrylovesyoux3]

@lobelia2 Congratulations, you're so smart....

[theGWOK]

@lobelia2 i'm guessing you don't have to be able to read to be a marine biologist, because the first sentence in the description of this video clearly states it is a replica.

[lobelia2]

@theGWOK

have you heard of sarcasm my friend?

[theGWOK]

@lobelia2 yes but honestly with youtube trolls always pretending to be experts on every video they comment on how was i supposed to know that was sarcastic

[lobelia2]

@theGWOK

yes cause a marine biologist with 35 yrs of experience doesn't know the word "replica"

[theGWOK]

@lobelia2 i'm not the only one who thought u were a dumbass who didn't read the description, so don't get mad at me cuz u suck at making jokes on youtube lol how are people supposed to know you're being sarcastic? you're posting a comment no one can actually know what tone you are using genius

[mbcenemieskiller]

its fake....no such thing.

[MrSlickj7]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO SCARYY

[TommieDuhWeirdo]

Okay retards before posting "ITS FAKE OMFG ITS SO FUCKING FAKE", read the damn description. It says that it's a 40 foot-long REPLICA.

[skippy120]

is that real?

[TheMillzyproductions]

so fake

[DesterBorn]

I would eat that lobster.

[anoobys]

OMG! DID IT DIED!?

[headstrong440]

Could you imagine how freakin delicious a lobster with a tail that big would be?!?!?!

[putaface101]

I knew it was to good to be true :(

[samljer]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[9XxshadowxX9]

thats fake

[zeppelin67637]

@9XxshadowxX9 Figure that out all on your own?

[jrodrful]

Emagine though.. I would never go back in the water...

[jrodrful]

bull... lol XD

[xman21196]

LOL

[Necr0Cys2topsY]

@73997399able Have you read the description? The retard is you LMAO

[SoyBoySigh]

That fella needs some animatronics! Being a crustacean, it should be much easier to make it life-like than other animatronic creatures. And a modern computer could probably replicate a lobster's brain, so you could, in a sense, make it real.... I'd like to see it with robotic arms, perhaps used for a new monster film! That would be awesome. Revenge of the lobsters. It could eat all of those assholes who eat their seafood ALIVE, and eat them VERY SLOWLY. Could be the best moster slasher ever!

[ImDaveCrazy]

I wonder how much they shelled out for that?? ;p

[kiakingofcars]

its has great ballance to stay on that trailer

[distardemexico]

but, will it blend?

[davidhopar]

can we eat it, lol

[CodKillerZombie]

OMG

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Could'nt the lobster got out and give him a push

[boulderboy587]

YYUUUUUMM



[Havok474]

In soviet Russia, Lobster eats you.

[pascalmeijer]

het is volgens mij niet echt hoor?

[MyTURDZ]

its fake a lobster that size would explode when they surfaced it due to the pressure there would be outside its shell

[SodomGomorrahWaDC]

HOLY COCK THATS SO fake.

[laughthis138]

impressive model

[SuperBlobsterMan]

Is ti still alive?

[FamiljenSandgren]

@SuperBlobsterMan its a replica you dumbass

[1madaboutguitar]

FAKE

[Anti1gnorant]

first of all, how is that a lobster? thats a shrimp

[badmon29]

pretty damn good work on that lobster

[DoctorCapitalist]

Oh shit! It's going to avenge it's fallen brothers by throwing us in boiling water D:

[PJFIV]

SOOOO FAKE. (Captain Obvious reporting for duty)

[swordmage123]

SHUSHEI TO NIGHHHH

[alegitpieceofshit]

I've seen that thing! haha



[TheCarcharoDude]

lmfao, i clicked this then looked a gain and was like '40ft? NO SHIT'

[lcville]

Damn, I'm hungry for a shrimp cocktail.

[RawrzOwned]

All of your video titles are just horrible. S:

[MrninjaJardy01]

i think it is real cause it waz on the news and hardley fake it

[wellingtonian]

Oh shit ! We're gonna need a bigger cube of butter.

[dracowulf2]

You all know damn well if that thing was real the military would have nuked it lmao

[drocks22]

THIS IS REAL!

[TheCodyHannah]

whos got the melted butter?

[Farie977]

Good , Taking A Lobster As Its Made Out Of Styrofoam

[fishermannoah]

been to that same place its right before you get out of islandmorada

[bbs5400]

i was expecting a rick rolled

[MrPizzaOfDeath]

meh, my penis is still bigger.

[comandermalander456]

@MrPizzaOfDeath must be fake then

[iloveredalert3]

@MrPizzaOfDeath it must be 50 inch tall

[ixy1987]

@MrPizzaOfDeath really...u should get that that looked at cos it aint a penis !!! XD LOL

[MrPizzaOfDeath]

@ixy1987 i said my MASSIVE SHLONG is bigger! not that my MASSIVE SHLONG is it... ;)

[dragonator11]

@MrPizzaOfDeath if ur dick is bigger than that lobster then no one would wanna shag something that would rip them apart

[alienhuman]

@MrPizzaOfDeath Liar, but I bet your imagination is.

[MrPizzaOfDeath]

@alienhuman trust me random youtube friend... it is...

[crazykid9919]

i was there

[34jwoods]

wow you gotta boil that wit some lemon

[0TheHunter0CA]

That would be some good Lobster Tail xD

[votexgaming]

its a statue

[b00ya911]

MANNN thats no way to treat a wonderful beautiful thing you must boil it and eat forst then use the shell for like a super human armor that captain american cant even kill you with it :D

[chevalover06]

a 40ft lobster sounds fucking delicious

[colorfulcrayon57]

Imagine seeing that near your toes but seriously what the heck would it eat lol!

[chockn]

stupid americans. you must boil it and eat it :D

[geramiecg]

it is fake look it dont have the legs and you would of heard of it on the news thats like you finding an alien and not seeing it on the news

[danny300031]

MAMA?

IS THAT U?

OH NO ITS PHIL,HEY PHILL!

[digiovanni24]

@Sackboy1313 no

[hadezmage]

It looks...dead..

[marksgernade]

dear santa.....

[stonethugmusic]

Damn ...

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

Only in Florida...:P

[TheCalebbradshaw]

runescapes gay

[darkdoom4091]

@TheCalebbradshaw good call bro

[NeonDarkness]

Based on Japanese History...

[jonathanweinstein11]

fake



[ironzombie99]

lol

[coolsupermarioplayer]

Good thing its a female O_O

[poisonrage10]

IT DROPS AGS AN 3000 BLOOD AN ASTRAL RUNES MULTI COMBAT ZONE LEV 1262

[ahchicago88]

I came here expecting to see a live 40 foot lobster... I know realize how stupid that was of me to expect

[keato95]

haha its a restaurant :L

[pocyclips]

43 gallons of butter and I'll take it!

[TheSponger4life]

@pocyclips that lobsters so big that eating it would be like eating a tire.... with butter :D

[Aaroncroy252016]

thats awsome i was just there!!!!

[xXBlackOutXx1000]

Thumbs up if you thought this was real. LMFAO

[NikitasGuitars]

@xXBlackOutXx1000 looks real to me :-D

[ThePaulkim19]

@xXBlackOutXx1000 only if it was damn that would be a great breakfast lunch and dinner o.o

[xXBlackOutXx1000]

@xXBlackOutXx1000 Btw i meant the lobster for u lame ass 4 dislikers

[AnAngryWolpack]

haaaaaaa



[TheUpperClan]

fuckign replica!

[MrReaper2030]

but ive seen bigger replicas of lobsters, so this is not amazing

[amaniswactingyou]

wtf

[MrDragonator]

PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION!!!!

[justsomevids444]

Movie prop or something but FAKE AND GAY.

[MrDragonator]

@justsomevids444 hey fag check the descrption it clearley says **A 40 foot-long replica of a female spiny lobster was transported to a new home at an open-air artists colony in Islamorada, Florida. The giant crustacean will perhaps become a new landmark for tourists there. (March 27)**

[rettetdietropen]

fake!!! routes dont exist!!!! :D

[PennyDropper]

Is it real?

[Kingsdown77]

ROCK LOBSTA!



[MikeDoesCwalk]

I see he has no legs., And i see a metal pole up his ass :S

[PhaatPaat]

lmfao runescape

[TheOnyxhero]

goooooooooood eatin



[Toxicfairy2011]

this is fake??

[IittlePwner]

@gokuser fucking wack comment

[crest2598]

@IittlePwner Well obviously it's better than yours. Where's your thumbs up hugh? That's right, you don't got shit.

[NZLMade]

wouldnt stop me from trying to eat it

[Boonedaba]

When I saw the word replica in the description I died a little.

[beet111]

hahahaha i thought it was real at first

[KrazyKommieKiller]

And people made fun of the guy for implying that a giant crab enemy is impossible...

[yuriogy1]

FAKE AS SHIT. you guys are so fucking retarded for believing this shit. Seriously how can there be a 40 foot lobster? these ppl in the vid dont have a clue on oceans biology.

[Rickyfabiani]

@yuriogy1 retart... ready the descripstion

[Nashy119]

@yuriogy1 It's a model, and you can't make a fake model of something.

[Joester818]

Looking for butter* oMnoMnoM

[AmateurShows]

imagine waking up on a road trip and seeing that out the rear window.

[crissybee2]

Thats worth the traffic buildup!!!

[drocks22]

EVERYONE HERE MUST BE RETARDED! THIS IS REAL!

[FuzzyBeaver21]

@drocks22 you are a failure to society

[RoyalHamsters]

@drocks22 read the description and maybe you will find out something u dint kno.

RETARD

P.S. The lobster isnt real just incase you dnt kno where the description is.

[WatsupBroh]

imagine if that was real

[jetsamjetsam]

i was like...

if that thing really existed, it could feed a lotta hungry niggers in africa

[rclifford13]

Looks really fake to me

[SgtCrocodile]

It's very well done !! Kudos for the artists

[jk12324]

So is this a 40-foot long replica of a normal lobster or a replica of a 40-foot long lobster? xD

[strapen2good]

So fake, duhh, there were wheels under the lobster retards!

[tarantulaguy1993]

@strapen2good really, the fact its legs are missing and it isnt moving, oh yeah and its 40 FOOT LONG didnt give that away

[Hiddenjello]

@strapen2good derp

[BigDaddypoker1]

i cnt believe 66,066 people watched this video to see a man without a life desperation for attention by making a giant fake lobster i just wasted 39 seconds of my life i will never get back

[RSGuidesAndTutorials]

The Flood was here.

[MercuryMorrison1]

For those of you who can't read the description it says ''Replica''.

[killer0ho]

GET ME SOME BARBCUE SAUCE QUICK NUBS, QUICK!!

[tealmarlin]

thats not 40 foot

[ddogz825]

wheres its claws

[wtfomgstudios]

Holy fuck, someone get some butter!

[qwertyuiopfeb]

Dats real

[freehling420]

5 seconds of my life wasted

[Archibeque31]

I guess it's our fault for assuming that a 40ft lobster existed

[atakerer]

It looks like those this that artist make for parades.

[DbaldetToShuffle]

hey,it looks like platsic xD

[MrUSNAVY141]

omg its crabzilla

[Cherie049]

Oh is that what lobsters look like? I was only used to seeing the tail :/

[africancichlidfamily]

lllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo­oooollllllllllllllllllllllll i thought it wasgoing to be real

[soulglo22]

I knew it wasn't going to be true... but strangely I'm still disappointed.

[xXxBigTimeChrisxXx]

i can so tell that is fake

[Photonzos]

i was very disappointed. The title should say Legless 40-foot Lobster Gets New Home so other people will not be as disappointed as I was.

[donrlam]

You should see the size of the crackers and butter in the next truck.

[niooof]

@donrlam lolz

[TaylorNMusic]

Read the description, its a replica aka not real

[evol0bribri]

its probably over 9,000 pounds!

[flsimx]

...that will stop starvation in africa and we're perserving it!? :(

[TaylorNMusic]

@flsimx its a replica of a lobster

[sinkinglamb1994]

thats not 40 feet

[gokuser]

He will heal 999 hitpoints on runescape

[MoBxLYRICALxOG]

@gokuser ahaha that would sell for 1m too

[TheMoreMagical]

@gokuser and probably even give an 200 hitpoints bonus :P

[rikico3]

@gokuser i love you

[gokuser]

@rikico3 i love you to.

[XxAILASxX]

@gokuser it said female you goon XD

[gokuser]

@XxAILASxX :o Whats goin onnnnn D=>

[stickman28210]

@gokuser lol rune scape is awesome and it probley would xD

[TheUpperClan]

@gokuser AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA FINALLY SOMEONE MAKES A RUNESCAPE REFERENCE!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!

[xlazmlx]

@TheUpperClan Fail on the thumbs up, mate.

[bamafb77563]

@gokuser i love runescape haha

[TheEvann1234]

@gokuser fuck runescape

[b33kmen]

@gokuser You sir, are the most homo person i know now.

[gokuser]

@b33kmen Thanks, when we are dating?

[b33kmen]

@gokuser .....?

[darkdoom4091]

@gokuser nerdy much?

[mesahusa]

its fake because it's impossible for a giant crestaceus lobster to be preserved that well. also, lobsters live in shallow water so it would've been spotted long ago.

[cHiBiBuNi3]

i have this urge to tip it over... but thats mean so im not ganna do that.....

[hydrobot2003]

Blame it on Monsanto! Fake or Real... it's Monsanto's fault!!

[1031REACH]

OMG NO WAY ive seen tht lobster since i was 2 and loved it, i went down there not to long ao and wen i saw it missing i almost cried, im so glad to c it again

[namelessdontneedone]

hun get the butter...oh it's fake :(

id hate to be the one who has to drive that thing ...welll depending on the pay of course XD