Added: 5 years ago
From: neondaylight
Views: 252,259
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (799)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • THIS MAN IS AN IDIOT.... STAY OUT OF MERSEYSIDE

    

  • @stevewhitefalcoln

    Who voluntarily goes to Merseyside? Full of fucking scouser's

  • Hilarious!

  • sometimes he speaks so unclear, you almost need subtitles

    gfgshdjfbj i he's so cute though

  • strangeones4 you hit the nail on the head re the bbc content shown on us tv this is just too subtle for america!

  • When I don't look at the screen it kind of feels like I'm listening to Moss for the IT Crowd.

  • Alan should really tour in America. I'm so surprised I've never heard of him until a month ago, he is funny as hell!! He's so amazing.

  • I am going to marry Alan Davies.

  • @90jessann Form an orderly queue please lol

  • The first time I saw this on the Urban Trauma DVD I was in tears laughing.

    If you dont find thin funny you are just broken.

  • PRINCE MAY CHINA QUEEN MAY CYNTHIA ROTHROCK

  • "We don't own dogs; dogs own us. Cats are prisoners, but dogs own us." -- Artie, WAREHOUSE 13

  • PAKISTAN FLYING CONCORDE

    FILM

    PLACED REVERSED BULTER WATCH

  • Cats are funny animals, I've often wondered what they think about us humans.... and I wouldn't be surprised if this is their opinion of us

    (Alan Davies is amazing, by the way)

  • Absolutely Hilarious!!!!! :)

  • @dangrill23 jeez dude, johnathon creek is a character from the show 'johnathon creek'. The actor who plays the role of johnathon creek is Alan Davies, this man's name is Alan Davies.

  • this cracked me up so much

  • he sounds a bit like moss from the it crowd :)

  • Is it just me or does his Cat voice sound like Christian Bale?

  • SHOT?

  • OPIUM

    CHALK

    PSYCHICS COMPLETED

  • DEBIT CARD

  • 00

    CASIO

  • Why is Jonathan Creek using the name Alan Davies in this video? Is Alan his stage name?

  • @DanGrill23 No, his name is Alan Davies the actor of Jonathan Creek is Alan Davies.

  • @TheKokokiss I don't know what you mean. He's called Jonathan Creek on the TV, why would he use the name Alan Davies?

  • @DanGrill23 Not sure if troll or just stupid >__>

  • anyone else think he looks like james ladd?

  • His dog impression convinced my Dog; she looked up in surprise, twice.

  • "Stop looking and the government open for that reason Israeli troops lies to the loan."

    Wisdom. Absorbed.

  • BUSY LITTLETON CHAMBERS

    LATIN GUN SMUGGLER

    FUNERAL VAULT LOCKER

    ROGER DAVIS ROYAL FAMILY WORLD WIDE CIA

    ADRIAN SWABY LLM PHD HILLSBOROUGH MI6 CLAIRE SUTTON DECISION

  • unfunny prick - don't sit in the front stalls you're drown so much gob coming your way.

  • @southlondonspur1

    Which comedians do you like then?

    Alan Davis is brilliant

  • Alan's dog impression is amazing!

  • The closed captioning on this video is fucking hilarious.

  • Whenever some of my friends mentions the clipp from BBCs Talking Animals were that little whatever it is goes Alan Alan Alan, ohh no thats Steve. Steve Steve Steve, I allways think about Alans cats ;P

    QI it's loades of fun, and so is Jonathan Creek, and Whites. <3

  • He sounds a lot like Moss from the IT crowd

  • SOPHIE RAWORTH AM TAPE PM FILOFAX WUTHERING HEIGHTS NO THANK YOU AM OUTPUT £103 PM ALAN DAVIES

  • Is he high during this?

  • Thanks to Youtube, Americans can appreciate this great comic. Not only is he hilarious on QI, he acted in an outstanding mystery series "Jonathan Creek". I've seen all the "Wire In the Blood" episodes, and Creek is just as compelling.

    The sad fact is that BBCAmerica thinks we're a bunch of idiots and won't air Qi in America. After reading some of these comments, I now understand.

  • @strangeones4  I love QI and I wish they did show it here in america.

  • @strangeones4 I love BBC shows. I do consider them, generally speaking, better than american shows.

    yea... well if you think about it, half of all Americans have below average IQs.... and id wager that a large percentage of those have access to the internet... worlds perception of America explained.

  • @Fireproofkitten Well if you put that to a test, there are only 58 million members of the UK vs. 313 million Americans. That means half of the American population is beyond equal ground with the population of the UK in terms of intelligence. That's almost double the entire population of the UK. As if the UK population doesn't contain the scum of society. That's at least twenty percent of the population.

    Seriously?

  • @strangeones4  The only reason "some" in the UK feel superior is they have government controlled radio and TV, which includes a TV license fee. Therefore you have BBC Radio 4 that offers the spoken word, and BBC radio 3 that's classical music 24/7. In America it's called a choice. PBS, and NPR, are half funded by the federal government, but are also privately funded through donations. To really believe that half of America is dumb, is complete drivel. Ask Stephen Fry.

  • @Fireproofkitten Those Americans who like British TV, also know about the dark side of British TV through the internet/Youtube. Since America stole most of their reality shows, what does that say for the average Brit? To pretend your current pop culture isn't as shallow, and phony compared to America is disingenuous. I have BBC Radio 1 on Sirius satellite radio, case closed. I hope Adele saves the music industry on both sides of the Atlantic.

  • @gaeilgedreamer Are you sure? There are lots of people that would be willing to take them on ;)

  • I can understand why people dont necessarily like Alan's stand up at first - it takes some getting in to. I have this on DVD and it really is good once you get into it. Probably doesnt help that he's stoned to fuck all the way through!

  • @TyroneeT Really? This is the first of Alan Davies' stand up skit I've ever seen and I think it's hilarious.

  • @Sailorsega obviously not ALL people, some people see it for what it is lol

  • @SuperKluckster - FYI - 1) Capitalise the start of a sentence - 'This'. 2) It is 'people's material' (the apostrophe for possession). 3) Use a full stop after 'material', not a run-on sentence. 4) It is 'mynah', not 'minor' bird. 5) Use a full stop after 'it', not a run-on sentence. 6) It is 'talentless', not 'talent less'. It is one word, not two. 7) It is half-wit, not ‘half wit.’ Alan Davies is witty and charming. He would not make 7 errors in 19 words.

  • @SarahJB63 Well said!

  • @SarahJB63 you realy need to get a grip dont get ya panties in a mess, lol would that be sarah aka talentless alan or sounding abit stalkerish there dude ,lol enjoy

  • "Please... please let us sleep in your bed. We are... so sad, so far from home." Alan is both adorable and hilarious.

  • I've seen Alan on QI but I've never seen him do stand up before. He's brilliant!

  • @SuperKluckster - I do wish that, if people are going to be pointlessly offensive, instead of constructively critical, and waste their time commenting on something no one forced them to watch, they would, at least, do it in correct English.

  • @SuperKluckster talentless is debatable, half-witted is, at times, undeniable, but using other people's material? Not a chance, totally untrue. And it's Mynah bird.

  • @notaperm ne nor ne nor ne nor stalker alert ,,

  • I wish he was still doing stand up! I adore him!

  • @gaeilgedreamer Actualy babys are made from sperm so technicaly...

  • Lol my cats do all this and I love'em :)

  • @gaeilgedreamer Don't you mean, you want to have his babies?

  • i thought i saw mick hucknall in the audience! 

  • Lol. Laughed my ass off

  • Alan Davies is the fucking man

  • The more I see of Alan, the more I love him. :D

  • cats are evil and manipulative

  • @xoxgodofgodsgodxx Yep, that why I love 'em ;)

  • is he like, high or drunk or something? hahaha. love.

  • he's wearing green pants.....took me half the video to realize this....only Alan can wear green pants and not look completely stupid.

    he tried to curb stomp a pigeon. i would ask why he didn't get someone to shoot it or something, but it's illegal to own a gun (or anything bigger than a handgun or something) in the UK, isn't it? (i read that on a newspaper article somewhere during sophomore year, don't blame me if that's wrong)

  • @mistysilence2 I think you have to have a hunting license and live in the country (out of towns) or something, also if your slightly related to the Queen that seems to help with the old gun license too. Hand guns are definitely banned I think only the police use them occasionally, and London based gangsters have hand guns too.

  • @randomsamno9 nice to see i wasn't completely wrong then =3

  • @randomsamno9

    I don't know how close our gun laws are, Canada and the UK, but I know that vets can get hand guns here. I'm curious to know if that allowance is made in the UK? Guess I'll have to look it up.

  • 6:28-6:59 - so funny I could have cried with laughter!!

  • As much as I love Alan I watch this and suddenly realize I have not been watching enough Dylan Moran lately.

  • i swear hes high.

  • Marty Friedman?

  • @gaeilgedreamer WITH SPERM! YES!! HA HA ODER ZU SCHLUCKEN, IST DIE BESTE WEISE

  • CATS PEE AND ARE BAD

  • @DrinkSPERM IF they didn't pee would they be good? They'd explode but would that make better animals?

  • does anyone else think that alan might be drunk

  • @DarthRevan1051 Nah, he's just Alan.

  • @RubyCosmos lol thought so

  • lol i love this guy he is so funny

  • QI The best tv show ever it is so funny alan davis and Stephen fry are the best 

  • "ropes and pulleys he need 'ere" reminded me of Izzard so much

  • I love him so much :)

  • I always watch QI, only because Alan is on it.

  • this is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!! It makes the cut like an Izzard bit, I Idon't pass that comment lightly, In my piddlyopinion Izzard is absolutely the best comedian out there period, only Python topped him but Davies is soo beautifully off the wall,here flippant, bizzare,creative & funny!!! Really, Davies should do more routines of this ilk, it's A PERFECT BIT!! I love humour that doesn't prattle on bout usual: sex,men,women,jobs, politics etc& this & the "mad cows"bit are fantastic!!!

  • he is sooooooo cute and hot!!!!!!

  • Almost died on "first one's asleep in her mouth" <3

  • Gooner

  • cats are fucking mysterious like my cat would bring big ass pigeons through the cat flap and id wonder how the fuck he would manage to drag it through the cat flap, and i wouldnt even eat them he'd just leave it as a present that had a unique smell that wasn't strong but lingering

  • alan is like a puppy

  • Oh don't be so pathetic! <3

  • haha ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN lol wild side =P

  • I had no idea he was so Izzard-like in his stand up! I've only seen him on qi. I swear I also heard a little seinfeld sneaking in with the whole tail pointing bit.

  • "Please. Please let us sleep in your bed."

    Haha

  • 5.40

  • alan?? ALAN!! :DDD

  • @janistonbest that reminds me of the marmot in Walk On The Wild Side

  • i knew alan davis was funny from watching qi, but hes actually frigin HALARIOUS! must buy dvd!

  • the way he says "what about my tail?" with a perfectly straight face is GENIUS - love Alan Davies he is hilarious on QI but even better here :)

  • This is HILARIOUS! Marvellous stuff. Currently addicted to Jonathan Creek, and, of course, I've always been a QI addict. This man is brilliant!

  • very funny man! wish he did more stand up,very watchable!

  • Oh Alan!

    This must be one of his best "segments" ever!

  • cats are siral killers

  • Late 90's...98 maybe. Got the DVD, it's one of the best stand-up performances I've seen!

  • THAT explains Alan's hair!

  • my cat used to bring live mice into the house, play with them for a bit then slowly kill them...it used to drive my mum nuts

  • he looks slightly drunk

  • This cat description is so spot on. My cat Ollie literally sleeps on my face and attacks my feet at night. Luckily we don't have a cat door, I shudder to think what he might bring in... hilarious video.

  • @karlyrayne Aaaah, my cat's called Ollie too! He's huge and fuzzy even though he's still quite young, but he doesn't attack - he stays downstairs and terrorises the other cats!! xD

    Love Alan Davies, he's hilarious and slightly adorable. x]

  • @Drwhodunnit1973

    u tell em!

  • Have you people ever watched QI??

    Its fucking Great! Maybe you just don't understand British comedy.

    Alan Davies is Way cool.

  • @Blippless QI wouldnt be nearly as good as it is if it wasnt for Stephen Fry´s little puppy. :)

  • @Blippless We get QI here in Australia, I love it... Alan is so funny on it!

  • @Blippless True dat its fun and educational

  • @Blippless it is not only great entertainment and an awesome show, but also a good source of not so common knowledge you can drop in parties, for instance:"which wins, bear or a lion?" and such

  • haha! genius!

    only the greatest comediens could make a roleplay of talking cats hilarious

  • I thought he was great

  • this is absolutely brilliant!!! It could almost make the cut of an Izzard routine & I Idon't pass that comment out luightly! ,.. to me Izzard is the best comedian out there period - only Python topped him but this is sooo off the wall, flippant, bizzare and funny - really - Davies should do more routines of this ilk, he's hysterical here!

  • lmao he obv knws cats lol

  • Hilarious!

  • Thanks.

  • No, sorry, you misunderstood. Alan Davies' cat routine was hilarious.

  • Really? In the same way you thinking anybody would ever call YOU hilarious makes you look naive?

    :-)

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 Saying something like that actually makes it seem like YOUR the one who's "short of friends and desperate to make contact with someone."

  • @AngelOmega777

    And yet, here YOU are, making contact with me, and I want NOTHING to do with you. Interesting.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 I was actually trying to defend the person you harassed...but if you want to think that by all means. =)

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 if you didn't like it then why did you bother watching...?

  • @AngelOmega777

    Although I'm certain you'll not believe me, I wished to simply leave a comment on this video to inform people that this guy isn't the "cute, cheeky lad" many believe him to be.

    My brother is a comedian, a GOOD one. When he appeared on a show that this guy was hosting, he was insulted by Alan Davies who was a real cunt to him.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 I believe you but um you have to assume that people who watch this actually LIKE Alan Davis so you'd just make yourself look like an asshole if you insulted his video. So it was kind of unnecessary to do that and didn't really prove your point...

  • @AngelOmega777

    Actually, my original comment was well constructed, to the point and simply stated the facts regarding what happened. I didn't insult the video OR Alan Davies, I merely relayed the incident to people. This other user took it personally and attacked me over it. Quite silly really.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 Yes, that might be true but my point is that you shouldn't have in the first place because someone was bound to get angry (people don't like it when you insult things they like). It was unnecessary to leave that comment even if it was well thought out lol.

  • @AngelOmega777

    Perhaps you're right. I just wanted others to be aware that this guy isn't quite the charmer they think he is. Still, thanks for being civil.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 Well, nobody's perfect. Lol Your welcome. ^_^

  • @Bardlettt

    He does have his own show, one written by him and starring him. He also has a radio show and stars in several other tv shows. He's written LOADS of stuff for television too.

    He doesn't "bitch" about the idiot Davies because he's BETTER than that.

  • @Drwhodunnit1973 Hey scientologist, re: He doesn't "bitch" about the idiot Davies because he's BETTER than that.

    WHO DOESN'T?What are you talking about? Stop hiding, the "idiot" is right here...

  • @notaperm

    Not to worry, your secret is safe.

  • Who is your brother? What was the show? What was said?

    The cute cheeky lad.

  • Comment removed

  • @notaperm

    Already been over it.Keep up.