my dick Mickey Avalon

[MenaceWood]

that 2 girls 1 cup tattoo.......WOW!!!!!!!!!

[pajamies4567]

my dick, like a machete.

yo dick like confetti.

my dick serious like a crisis.

yo dick look like miley cyrus.

[kapowee1000]

2:52 hahaha.

[vietgirl1030]

whuts the sound at 2:28-2:44?I'm lik wtf o.0?lol

[joemusha]

my favorite part out of this song is "my dick runbles in the jungle, yo dick got touched by yo uncle"

LMAO

[gothpunk2342]

what up bloooooooodddddddddd

[Krashevil]

its not gun cap its dunce cap

[carlosdorca2]

lesbo

[kiideo207]

yoooo wazz gud with the pic of jesus and i think we all kind of noe that its I.D not HIV i think u fix thatt duhhh lmaooo

[CanadianViper69]

dude its your dick needs ID. Not IV you dumb ass

[imastudandyouknowit]

the Jesus pic is just plain fucked up

[dnaut69]

My dick - fucks lesbians

Your dick - screams let's just be friends

Nice work

[spindalis79]

My dick, thick like a fencepost your dick, burnt French Toast. My dick, a big thick vein your dick, a derailed train.. My dick huge like Sequoia your dick, needs a lawyer My dick, Tommy Lee, your dick, My Little Pony My dick, Top Jamaican Rum Your dick, Pond scum My dick, nice and hard Your dick, old crossing guard My dick, a great lake Your dick, larval garder snake My dick, is so free Your dick, the flood of 93'

[jeliigirado]

1:02 its I.D. Not IV

[yagetskeetedin]

woooooooord

[rrracheld]

hahah right

[sirchompsalot]

Lol. You're right. But that's a butterfly needle used for collecting blood.

[hottaco926]

my dick fucked your mom

your dick cant set off a bomb

[NWOxSLAYER]

my dick mass destruction, your dick needs instructions

my dick bulls eye - your dick...donteven try

my dick front page news, your dick ice age blues

my dick's the holy grail, your dick wears a veil my dick fighting for the nation, your dick hospital patient

[killcambo]

eh your pics were off it was a shitty pick of some of the pictures your video sucked dick

[drunkenglamour]

Oh calm down it's a joke.

[rrage04]

awesome, except you messed up a couple words. but still halarious.

[danielmpr]

nice FireFox shirt ;-P

[DESERTEAGLESKLZ]

my PUSSY IS LOOSE YOUR PUSSY WILL ALWAYS LOSE hahaha

[br00kewasalllike]

Five stars. Lololololololol!

[SonsOfSpardaMode]

my dick

[shelbyyyyyyy0404]

I love this song!

[0wn4g33]

its ID not IV

[mareshua167]

yeah it is he put iv Hes a dumbass

[icploverdavid]

@0wn4g33 i know the dumb ass that made this vidieo is stupid its I.D not I.V he got most of it alright

[yotanner7]

you are fucked up bad boy

or adult what ever i dont give a fuck till i die im uh live it up

[kawikaze16]

It was funny until i saw kobe bryant

[HotMilk000]

who the fck flag that vid ... cmon

[niceguyjkd]

why dont u go and put ur owen dick in ur asshole peac of shit "joshjs667 " dumb bitch .. ur so silly and stupid go let somebody fuck ur horney asshole fAAAAAg lmao

[niceguyjkd]

fuck u and ur dickkk .... why u r mintioning jesus in ur fucktop bullshit song yo fag... i got a big dick 2 but should i say to all the world that ... yo such a fag get a life

[joshjs667]

you'll be a fag when i ram my Dick up your fat asshole jesus would love that

see what i did there by saying my dick which is the name of the song clever aint it fag

[MrsCrystalGem]

no its stupid

[PyrosFrost]

"your dick don't even function" ...lmao at pic!

[akwiatkowski33]

haha yeah i noticed that too :P

[jim9000000000]

this song, awesome. great pics

[kellaswan]

haha yeah, he is so funny! I love this song, too <3 I sing it to my friends all the time, who are all guys, and Im a girl :]

[michaelstillidie]

skimpy not skippy right?

[Jimmydean1324]

its skimpy, but why the fuck should it be? it SHOULD be skippy... having a skimpy dick is nothin to brag about lolz

[michaelstillidie]

cos itd be agile :P

[Jimmydean1324]

? what would be agile? is that what skimpy means? i thought it meant like thin... kinda

[michaelstillidie]

whatever, real funny song.. :L

[wondergal09]

lol

[tibarnouk]

my dick, NUFF SAID!

[Hrmosabchqt]

haha its not IV its ID

u know ? like identification

[Gaulsack33]

i hate kobe

[briantheman890]

booooo

[kellaswan]

this was fucking hilarious! I loved the lakers guy i burst out laughing in the middle of dunkin donuts and got stared at!

<3

[briantheman890]

the lakers guy?

kobe?

[jadeblast2109]

My dick is big and dangerous yo dick is quick and painless, LOL

[jalenlogan]

he sed

My dick is V.I.P

Yo needs I.D.

NOT I.V. FROM THE FUCKING HOSPITAL

1.01 TO 1.03

[standish8907]

yea id not iv

[Denise21340]

LOLOLOL @ 2:15 " yo dick fruit "rollups" wahaha awesome video

[PabloG27]

Song is fucking hilarious... This guy really loves to tell chicks about his dick!!

[JD54301]

The picture needs an edit.

The line is, my dick VIP, your dick needs ID (not IV)

[awoice]

i started laughing when the HIV line came on.. great job!!

[yoessa325]

dude its not HIV its ID needs a change

[WiseWeeabo]

Heh, a picture of an IV when he says ID :P

[bloopsman]

ahhahha... that jesus part is hilaruose!!

[supersonicalex]

GREAT JOB it makes me laff everytime i watch it its hilaruose ^_^

[har3s]

Dude i like this song it`s very funny

[Nishh47]

Lmao. I love this song! cutee!

[MrWowh]

that was rlly gay was would be no what the guys dick looks like

[KAG8893]

wow that was the most pathetic excuse for a sentence i'v ever seen.

[MrWowh]

?what?

[DaBluBuddha]

lol its not about wiether or not theres a god or wiether or not you beleive in him or not its about havin that special thing to look forward too after death, however if your like me you say the folowing * i beleive in god but he still won't stop a bullet*

[cb4evaalwayz09]

lmfao! i love dis song!!

[Jaggernotsaggin]

u suck. nice vid.

[shimycoco75]

lets all get along we got dicks like jesus

[aaronj89029]

the gotta let your girl go pic was kinda strange but over all great video=]

[cfhmusicfn]

Me likey song bout my dick!

[Stefano5441]

You mean the dick that is getting dissed?

[dumpling225]

kittymunch22: its people like you who make the world think that American's are stupid and ignorant. But no. You are you fucking cunt and everyone like you

[MrMoneyclips]

fuck you

[ogirv101]

Uhhh, so because I won the logic contest you have to be a moron?

[MrMoneyclips]

Logic would denote that the "My Dick" thread on Youtube is not the right forum for that kind of debate.

FUCK YOU xD

[kyback102]

jesus was fucking middle eastern...so prolly looked like a terriost

[Ellalovescheckers1]

xD

This is hilarious. (:

[chrisappear]

who is that at the begging of the video?shes hot.

[bsonies]

nice

[Switchclackback]

Its I.D. not I.V. !!! XD

[ogirv101]

D.S. is the best in the buisness, P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.

[bubrockit]

lol, this is so retarded...

yo dick..froot roll up...

[amjur200]

Jesus Is white . . .and jewish . . . .I don't know if you see any irony but i do

[ogirv101]

Jesus wasn't white, he was Jewish and dark skinned, it's described in the Bible that he was dark skinned, he had the hugest penis of all history.......

[kittymunch22]

jesus was no race!!!!!!!! cuz is not real.

and if he was he'd be my BITCH!!!

[ogirv101]

'Cuz is not real'

First off learn how to spell right you moron, next I have evidence from 40 secular sources plus the four gospels. The four gospels were written 40 years after the his death, Alexander's biography was written 400 years later, that means the story of Jesus is ten times more accurate than Alexander the Greats.

Next, you've probably never read Jesus, and from the looks of it you're the only bitch here. Einstein cherished his teachings, so do I, you're an ignorant moron.

[tvance93]

"Next, you've probably never read Jesus,...."

I dont believe you can technically read "Jesus"

[kittymunch22]

nope first off I know how to spell, It's called a typo you moron!

i dont give a shit when it was written. its all fake. and your the one who is ignorant!

believing in some invisible being in the sky! LMAO

[ogirv101]

You really are a joke. How is it fake? I provided evidence that the gospels are 10 times more accurate than the stroy of Alexander the Great, I also provided evidence that there is a social integrity among the Jewish community that really held the story from being fake. Next, you ended the comment with a logical fallacy, and it was funny because the greatest scientist of all time (Newton) believed in my sky daddy, and Einstein believed in a non-personal sky daddy, so I don't care...

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

err. religion is based on striking fear into people, its fake

[MrMoneyclips]

fuck you

[ogirv101]

No, reliigon doesn't use fear. Sure some reliigous people use fear, but not all forms of religion use fear. In fact I don't even believe in hell or heaven and I still believe in Christianity. Also Atheism has used today fears made from ridicule and peer pressure to force people to de-convert, that makes it fake right? By your logic Atheism is fake...

[MrMoneyclips]

fuck you

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

im not atheist either, being atheist means you still belong to a religion in some aspects, but i have NO religion what so ever. the only logical thing would be science, thats what really happens

[ogirv101]

Science can't explain everything, so I'm presuming you're a strong Agnostic and you claim that the rational position is that we just don't know. Well I kind of agree with you, so cheers.

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

yeah science cant explain everything, but science is the only way to progress as a race if you get what i mean, cuse if we just keep "believing" in a almighty being, were going to get no where.

[ogirv101]

That all mighty being inspired the greatest and most infleuntial scientist of all time to start classical physics which layed the foundation for all physics after that, and physics is the fundmanetal science and affects all forms of Science. Newton wrote more on God than Science, Science arose in a Christian world, with scholasticism and a motivation to understand God's glory. This almighty being, or the belief in him caused modern Science.

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

very true, but back then science was very limited, so the progression back then was very limited. some scientists have proven the theory for a "god" is impossible and that such an idea is, well, silly. i could not remember who mentioned that, but i can say that it was more than 1 guy

[ogirv101]

"some scientists have proven the theory for a "god" is impossible "

WHAT!!!!! They should win a nobel prize for that, if you believe them, you're as delusional as them. I'm sorry but that was one of the most ifnroant and unscientific comments I heard in my life, if these people claim to be scientists and claim to have disproven God, I'll make sure myself to get their scientific degrees taken away, because they're practicing pseudo-science.

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

yeah i agree, that may be incorrect, but english is not my first language. so forgive me. but i cannot recall where i heard it from sorry. but to me, the belief in god, is basically

non existent to me. theres no one "greater" than all of us in my opinion were all the same.

[ogirv101]

God is not being, and whatever caused the Universe had to be greater than us, so even if you don't believe in God you have to know there is something greater than you, I think your anthropomorphic mindset badly influences you. Also English is my second language, though I speak it and write it fluently.

[MrMoneyclips]

fuck you

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

exactly :D

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

exactly the point, its a 1 sided story, shittest book on earth.

[ogirv101]

I never said it was a 1 sided story you moron, where in the hell did you get that from? The gospels are based on 4 seperate eye witnesses testimonies between Jesus' disciples. Also there are over 40 other secular sources during this time era that mentioned his existance.

[OoPeachyChicoO]

that rox!!! LMFAO

[tnttdd]

this song is awesome mann

[Glen000]

wow is that 2 girls one cup tatoo for real?

[fudges2320]

yea my uncle had it LMAO

[BeKaH585]

perfect!

[maxda2tlil]

lol its not your dick needs iv lol.

its your dicks needs ID

[craigsutt]

dicks like jesus

[Deezy404]

dis shit got me rollin!!!!

[Horus515]

Yo dick is like a kid from the philllipines!

[rokudaimehokage415]

My dick, so hot it's stolen

Yo dick, look like Gary Coleman

My dick, pink and big,

Yo dick, stinks like shit.

[warkiller61]

1:03 is I.D. not I.V. lmfao

[Fivestring879]

hahahaha thats what I was going to say

[IsraeliGuerrilla]

My dick played on the double feature screen yo dick when straight to DvD Lol. My dick bigger than a lamp yo dick smaller than a branch. My dick huge like a window yo dick small like a fin hoe! LOL I called you a hoe :). Cool jokes huh lol

[a3592]

best shit ever

[Kadziu1234]

"GS is the best in the biznes. GS, we have dicks like a JESUS"- RooX

[hazzakincho]

my dick, been inside your mother, yo dick, been inside your brother

[theman1114]

whos chick at 0:55

[fudges2320]

all the pics are from google lol

[sondej24]

Jesus Loves You,

But i Think Your a Cunt

Ha Good Video

[alinbox90]

My DIck..Is Your Favorite..Beach :)))

[gangstergamer12]

My dick like the titanic your dick microscopic

[mostlyopenminded]

My fav. song by micke Av. Jane fonda is cool too, and the rest of his shit is just wack, there r only so many songs u can write about fuckin' women.

[zizzersx3]

this was pretty funny but not the best picture selections. you could have done better lol ;]

[gunni2199]

what girl is that on the first pic??

[fudges2320]

some girl on google lol

[Kadziu1234]

I think there should be more HOT GIRLS.

[jbyrne1211]

my dick is a billionaire

yo dick is on welfare

[popcornnmilk]

my dick good as fuck

yo dick... hock e puck

[AggressiveMonsta13]

dude tat waz beast it waz funny az hell kewl

[dpaj5021]

lol. that was super halerious...."we got dicks like jesus..." thats classic

[burrman963]

my dick is bigger than george lopez's head (THAT MUST BE PRETTY BIG!!!)

[xsxamandaxsxx]

Hah love thiss.

[karlochyo]

lol nice video

the pic make me understand because I don't speak well in english XD -_-' lol

[pinkykaykay]

at 1:03 on the video itz id not iv

[dzboardzman]

hahahha ye thats wut i was thinkin lol i was like isnt it id lol

[daryl2105]

u chose some nice pics lol. Second best so far

[2pac203]

my dick long like a bridge yo dick look like gary colmen

[holyender515]

dicks like jesus

[Sdc2901]

It's "ID" not "IV" otherwise great.

[ashtonnash]

Hahaha . Joe ur a goof :)

[diamondaces1245]

HAHAHHAHAHA

Jesus loves you!

But I think you're a cunt!