Funny award winning Indian ad for Heinz -Restaurant

[TheKomentor]

Misplaced sense of humor.

[m0ndr0n]

vry embarassin! shows how useless they r!

[Evillust999]

@m0ndr0n why dont u just go fck yourself?

[xrimpy]

Jizz in my pants.

[bandhurey]

Kya kabaad hai

[rhmehdi]

0:45 - 0:55 ....the best part!

[SuperTigerNo1]

hey my brother's name is heinz!!!?? hm... lol I need to take him to india!!

[tooskool4cool]

Yes?

Go, hurry up!

lol

[tokri3]

only in india can hienz get away with this-

it europenas telling indians what to do all over again- -

sort it out india

[arbimd]

take a while to come out

[BushraNasiri]

this ad was not too funny ... but ya concept was good..and thick ketchup is more preferable .

Bushra from Pakistan.

[miztrance108]

he's about to give birth! ahh its a baby heinz. congratulations.

[botbug]

he sounds constipated.

[bharatrajlulla]

whatever,, the ad is funny.. i enjoyed it.

[miztrance108]

is he going to throw up ketchup? eat chutney man, its fresh!

[factfinder01]

@miztrance108 healthy good ketchup =thick , meaning will come out slowly if it is thick

[miztrance108]

@factfinder01 You are marketing the product as you would in the west. Indians don't necessarily want to be like that, approach them where they are, such as with a 'sandwich on a train station' ad. All of these masala type sandwiches sold ontrain stations and indain 'hotels' use tomato sauce. This would appeal to a wider range of consumers. Hire me and I can give more such insight and creativity to increase your sales.

[miztrance108]

@factfinder01 This is aimed at the indian market? you were better off selling it as a 'sandwich' sauce the type you get at train stations and 'hotels' in mumbai. This would appeal to a wider audience and come to the people where they are. You could even show a sandwich stall man gaining lots of customers because of his sauce. Hire me for more such advertising and marketing ideas. Indians don't understand the 'takes a while to come out', thats so British.

[factfinder01]

@miztrance108 well i am from pakistan anyways depends maybe heinz ketchups target market is the class that can understand this....

[rockcandy1234567890]

i dont get it??

[factfinder01]

@rockcandy1234567890 healthy good ketchup =thick , meaning will come out slowly if it is thick

[heebieandjeebie]

Indian ads are the world's best!!! Creative and funny!!!! USA ads are terrible and not clever nor funny!

[jokekadi]

he remind that he insert that bottle to his ass...

[pavsharm]

that girl looks so much like kangana ranaut

[hawahihawa]

who gave an award to this stupid ad ? it was as if heinz is like smbdy is struggling to vomit.

[psychochicabanda4evr]

best part of the ad is at the end when the waiter is still there dumbfounded and the guys like: "yes?"

waiter: 0.0 ...

guy: "go! hurry up!"

[santoshnmi08]

my shit comes out quicker than this!

[alainhardy27]

what the fuck

[vipul31]

omg lol

[ccclanbolivia]

he looks like he's about to take a dump

[badassdesi]

@ccclanbolivia LOL

[cafenitin]

Super Faaltu Ad...

[calicom110]

stupid add

[MAXMADHUSUDAN]

@calicom110 i agree.

[solidkundi]

@calicom110 it made u comment on it... so its an effective one...

[calicom110]

@solidkundi yeah effectively stupid

[shabeebcool]

this SUCKS big time..

[pastatejp]

WTF

[Kiyani11]

bakwas

[rvish000]

very idiotic.. and the demeaning gesture in the end .

Thanks for pointing that out

[rionn214]

...i don't get it.

[faranjamal2]

yar the man was 'trying' to say heinz while in the end with the bottle its written... "takes a while to come out"!!

[rochu36]

@rionn214  ketchup "takes a while to come out" of the bottle, and so does the word "heinz" to come out of the guy's mouth. bad ad...

[musicisayush]

hilarious..

[julileaf]

"Haaaaaa.... Haaaaaai.....Haaaaaaaaain.....

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz­...

Heinz. XD Go, hurry up". XD

[ParanoidTofu]

Lol, orgasm.

[queenyuks1]

Huh?

[spidap1g]

lol

go hurry up

[radbcc]

look at the dismissive hand gesture he makes towards the waiter at the end. very demeaning.

[el0sidewinder]

its just an advert. man

[Srabonynemo]

Funny..

[DzsikPa]

Hááááá-há-á-á-áááááájcz XD 5/5

[DanANewt]

what a stupid ad

[megabouncer]

you sir... ARE A FAG!

[TheBlackwarrior94]

"go hurry up"

LOL

[shweetpi]

so what's the message??? dont buy heinz coz it takes a while to come out from the bottle??? or the sauce insie the bottle is not eazy to come out?? then okk.. I wont buy that ketchup

[znishu82]

Waste of time, didn't seem funny to me at all.

[Imnotfatimfluffy96]

Ha... hh.hhhhhh...... HAIRBALL!

[bamapagedesign]

I hate ketchup. It's just red vinegar and sugar water.

[adamhowe2409]

And it just masks the taste of the food!

[shiwkumar]

is she Bollywood actress Kangana Ranaut

[cbrun67176]

I don't get it why is this funny??

[dhavalrana1985]

what if he would have farted??????lol hahah aha

[45deepa]

If you are in US search for "Indian restaurant locator"

[xwawas]

lols which ketchup sir...?

herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr enz

[crazyhairball18]

"yes, go, hurry up!" lol

[vipulsd1]

hahahha

[amnobody0703]

i thought that would actually be a disadvantage that it takes times to come out, and as a competing brand i would have advertised the squeezy bottles thingy.. however, are they trying to say that it's thick and better than other ketchups which are mostly water... might be that actually.

[tarun1982]

yup exactly... they claim its thicker and holds up better like jelly or something lol.. in other ads i mean.. there's one ad where they makea smiley with the ketchup on a plate and hold it upright .. and on the other plate the ketchup stars moving down to show a sagging face :p

[mittina]

lol

[floodinquier]

dont get it

[bbayrocker]

like the ketchup takes long to get out of the bottle like that it takes him long to get the word out of his body... hence beating his stomach as someone beats the bottle

[Adom]

would have been great if he a "57" tattoo on the back of his neck that he smacked to finally get it to "come out"

[floodinquier]

yes but why whould it be good for ketchup to get out slow...thats bad...i mean i want a kechup that gets out easy right?

[bbayrocker]

yea but the thicker the ketchup is.. the less thinned it is with water...

[cod4thegame]

ROFL

[nothing4u2]

may be funny for indians only

[soham280]

no no not at all :P

[qualqui]

nope, i'm native american and it was totally hilarious! = D

[sahotaknow]

lol do they do indian chuttni Heinz -sauce

[BigOz22]

Uhhhh. it is funny, but if it Takes a while to come out then I wouldn't buy and waste 5 mintues to get ketchup out of the bottle. :|.

[amrutaisthere4u]

they are just trying to say that the ketchup is so thick and rich, that it takes a while to come out. genius!!! no wonder heinz is the world leading brand......

[sonbah]

lol funny!

[zedmelody]

haha genius!

[talerngpol]

that's not funny..should see Thai commercials

[Rohini1993]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha!!!­!!

[Brainiac83]

This won an award?Witch one, worst ever?

[radbcc]

very good.

[franklindavid]

Great commercial for Heinz Ketchup.

[harrycarter20002000]

it didnt won any award........it is only to catch attention.......

[aqibaby1]

lolz...that was soo funny...when the waiter is staring @ him n he's like"yes"...lol...

[nilesh321]

that was creative..nice one

[KoolguyGT500]

Lol, though he was gonna shit the bottle out! XD

[teawead]

He only treated her tea, other than that he got himself a full meal.

greedy Indian.

[NDNCABOOSE]

he was banging the table

lol

[LawSurfer285]

so not funny,should not have won an award

[sadoldfucker]

This is India we're talking about. This commercial was competing with a group disco dancing and a woman pouring ketchup on herself.

[RJWaters2]

Unfunny

[xoxMixedBeautyxox]

BAD TASTE IN HUMOR!

[tri400]

Takes a while to come out? How is that a good thing?

I get Masterfoods Tomato Sauce, in a squeeze bottle. I squeeze it out fast. Heinz must be low tech glass bottle...

[pearl1729]

It takes a while, so it's bad.

[RachieMyers]

It means it's thick, so that's good! :D.

[vishnukarayil]

consider the bottle a female and your finger the masculine tool which 'she' likes.

[afgefy]

Indian commercials usually use a type of humor that involves irony. Just make fun of yourself

[The2Wiredproductions]

@tri400 I hate it when they give me ketchup in a glass bottle piss me off to especially when it new and i have to bang it on the table to make the cap loose. and then i have to spank the bottle to get the ketchup to come out. some time i get so pissed it makes me want to take the bottle and shuve it straight up the managers ass for buying ketchup in glaass bottles

[scorpions411]

@tri400

old is gold..... u polluter

[wilsonsamuel]

@tri400

glass is the best when it comes to store food... way better than plastic

[turnerhare]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[CooKoo4ya]

lols... he's having a baby XD jk

[orangeworx]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAAH

go on hurry up! hahahahahahhaha

[narutosuks1]

LOL!!!! takes a while to come out!!

[Layiloe]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHa

[aakaashbhai]

hahaha.... watch him continue chattin after he's done sayin Hhh hhh hhheeinzz!

"...after that boss was really impressed with me" LOL!

[nilesh321]

Creativity. Nice one

[kimhoa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sssana]

hahaha LOL

[thecarrotdude]

wtf? isn't it bad that it takes a while to come out.

[huzar237]

lol thats pretty funny

[ranjistudent]

heinz not haaaainz

[dinothunderblue03]

LMAO. Funny. (H)

[Chauhan50]

haha hainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn z

gd 1

[28imike]

haha. I neva seen that before. Love it

[QuteDesiGal]

LMAO...takes a while to come out

[qua9]

it's funny - but how is taking a long time to come out a positive attribute?!

[playarf]

because its thick and viscous.

[PRAS3725]

God! u understood.

ha ha ha

[Jadoogarr]

how is that funny?

[rosey4exclaim]

Wow.

[balaji345]

Wow. Nice ad.. But i think the Lady's southindian ad is better

[IM1deadMONEY]

That's funny! - I didn't see that coming!

[littleduck]

hahahahahahaha..he cud even continue chatting after all that

[Kajantha]

hahahaha now that's funny!!! LOL

[sazji]

No, the point is that Heinz' ketchup is thicker than the rest and pours out very slowly and you have to wait. So the name comes out slower from the mouth as well and makes the waiter...wait.

[FlameSkyline]

haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa­a heniz

[seenshoo]

Is it just me that feels this advt and its corresponding female version is derogatory? --The act of trying to pronounce Hienz name --

[hazardasd]

No, the point is that Heinz' ketchup is thicker than the rest and pours out very slowly and you have to wait. So the name comes out slower from the mouth as well and makes the waiter...wait.

[kishoremokk]

me too :)

[kishoremokk]

me too

[Vaibik]

it only says that the name is difficult to pronounce, which is not true.

i tried, but still couldn't laugh. lol

[99problams]

its not saying that its difficult to pronounce it actaully means that it takes time to come out

[EliteXtasy]

LOL... well, you could always buy the squeezable version.

[Ifthikhar768]

agreed! hehhehe

[UmarCheema94]

great

[shytboi]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei­nz

[smitagrawal]

i ditn like.

heinz non indian ads hav far bettr concepts

[zpoppins]

this made me laugh out loud.

[gandalfboywizard]

awesome!