Masturbation will make a person turn gay

[austinhinchey]

Sounds sort of ridiculous

[SirAvalord]

Ohh now it all makes sense. I just set up a massage apt so my anus can relax.

[jtchen22]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so hilarious i freaking LOL'ed outta control at the end

[matthewtaylorbrown]

LMAO, this guy is pulling my leg, right?

[wrist2ankle]

I'd say this a joke, but... I've heard people say such ridiculous things in earnest, that I really can't tell anymore. :S

[farisfrank]

this is utterly rude yet hilariously dumb! XD lol

[sebbe138]

so does this mean that i'll get an erge to put stuff into my cock if i shit too much

[gingowitch]

This theory is true. 

[walidnoor786]

That's the dumbest theory I ever heard in my entire whole life!!!! hahahahahahaa!!!! the penis is like a funnel!! big lol!!!!

[BeanLaden91]

Who Wants Anus Massage?! Hahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahha­!! LOL!

[351fonzerellie]

lol .. pinche vato culero . stupid fool . tas que rrevientas de pentejo ... la neta ...

[mrguitaraholic]

For a guy who is against masturbation, he sure cannot stop talking about it.

[stiggyh]

the most hilarious about this is that this dude is dead serious about all this ... check his profile he has 200 of these self made theories of his :) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitivoya]

jajajajajajajaja great theory

[XLR8Sound]

you don't get out too often, do you

[rockxcore1]

-says in a robot way- here is a picture of a funnel! lmao cool!

[geordo2001]

That's hilarious!

[nealadamsdotcum]

well, I figured if u were going to go with the funnel theory all the way, the conclusion would have been that the reason a man goes gay is because he has depleted so much semen through excessive masturbation that he would want a penus ejaculating into his butt so that his penus can have a new supply of semen. Ur premise, not mine.

[VampiricEmily]

HAHAHA.

As funny as this is, I do so hope this is a joke.

[azas24]

ur gay



[CrimsonVoid]

For the sake of humanity I hope this guy is just joking.

[hamzaayub1]

masturbation is euuuhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[syazrulg]

Nonsense of the highest order! Huh!

[iamcool1323]

this is a link to a documentary that tells you about what it means to be gay

/watch?v=PooEhBxh0NY

[PUNKSKATER1000]

p.s. why i my dick compared to a FUCKING FUNNEL

[PUNKSKATER1000]

Thats very offensive.

[boolyjhay26]

this is STUPID!

[winstondol]

A bowling ball also follows the natural contours of the buttocks and also has a hole, does that mean I should put 2 fingers and my thumb up there? Would that be better than a penis massage?

[Xman78]

Too funny! :-)

[Lukie99]

LMFAOOOOOO.

People who don't understand this video... I feel sorry for you.

[Gammapack267]

so the only way i can be straight is to not have sex?

[SamahKB]

wow,. this is true,.. But my question if those men stop masturbate and come to normal life, could his gay sense turn off to?? Or it will stay with him last forever?

[proudgirl2]

This is a fine example of irony - very funny!!!! If this was seriously meant, then give me a funnel too, be quick!!!

[enrykkke]

stupid theory

[gheringhap]

so thats why i'm gay.....i pulled off to often.... if I stop will I be straight again???

[midnightjumper348]

Seriously maybe you are gay for the thought of this video,and can not confess.I suggest you go take time,sit and think about this and figure yourself out.This is a waste of peoples time,and a pathetic waste of brain cells that you make up crap that isnt true without having any source of scientific proof.I suggest until you have solid proof,do not post invalid information,that may or may not be true,do some research and put more than a fraction of a thought into your videos before posting again

[midnightjumper348]

i agree completly, with all comments against this alleged theory, masterbation comes natural to any comman man gay or straight. It is in the mind. Straight men who end up gay, do not just turn gay from masterbation it is the want to be with another man and to love and care for them, because they (their partner) shares something more special and deeper than a fucking cock, be sensable, and have a heart.

[rj3232]

This is the most retarded video i've seen. And you're gay to even think about the subject to such an extent. It shows the kind of sick fantasies you have in your own mind in regard to sex. Masturbation is healthy and helps cleanse the prostate of toxins that can build up. I hope this video is a joke cuz you're retarded if it's not.

[juanqui1994]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[IGotsNoHair]

Every man has a prostate.

Every man, if in the proper mind sense, will get excited when something is inserted into the anus.

Buttsex does NOT equal homosexuality.

That's like saying women who like having their clits rubbed are all lesbians. It's a pleasure spot.

And...this video makes no fucking sense. This is all what you THINK. No studies. No medical evidence. No trace of ANY sort of medical common sense. Are you just guessing shit?

[megatom101]

YOu have a mental disability! :)

[J0hnyV]

well every time a jerk off I fill like taking a shit!! So my annus is not pulling foward , is pushing backwards ...lol

[LXA336]

HAHA "the anus will become so tight it will try to force him into gay sex"...so my asshole has a mind of its own...i pray this is a joke.

[TheInsaneOne288]

Wait a second if this theory were true then when a man is fucking a woman he has a forward pulling motion in his ass too which makes him gay? I think I just found the flaw in your theory dude

[TheInsaneOne288]

Well fuck! I must be gay then cuz I masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

[ok123us]

Why does getting fucked in the ass mean gay sex?

The anus is an erogenous zone for everybody, regardless of sexual orientation.

Next time you are in the shower, try gently inserting your finger in your anus, and if you are honest to yourself you will get excited.

And don't go freaking out because you might be a closet gay. You are only human.

[MagnuSSungaM]

Hmmm after watching this vid, I kind of want to be fucked in the anus.. I have no idea why...

[AllKAuSongs]

What's the worst in this video is that the guy actually thinks his theory is true. But the thing is, I'm pretty sure this guy masturbates, so we can deduct that he's gay. Well at least he thinks he is. That theory is completly stupid, masturbating has nothing to do with becoming gay.. Actually, the only thing it could do is make you realize you like touching yourself in a way that you'd like to have another guy touching you. Is all. No strange instant-gay-becoming. o.o

[tomasjose415]

i never laughed so hard watching a video

[MagickalTeen13]

ok this video is somewhat true , but that doesnt mean that this ill foce them into having gay sex..

[AsheeshAnand]

I think this video is meant to be a joke.

[behive22]

yeah its true..masturbation is healthy..it is hunam nature..all the masturbators dont agree with this clip

[Araujoth]

it is just a joke... the sexual "orientation" has nothing to do with masturbation.... absurd! huhasuahsuahsu

[TheAgentZero]

somehow it has to be true, i was a masturbater for quite a period of time and now I find myself having difficulty defaecating because the anal sphincter wouldn't relax

[heikonagel]

Noise stuff..

If more men doing masturbate once a day and have a orgasm and a good ejaculation, if will be much less men with prostate cancer and much more men with a friendly look in their faces..

[tonytammi]

I laughed thru this whole clip.....this is soooo funny. a penis massage???? lmao

[almeskeen26]

that is a big insult to all masturbators lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

[hypbing]

o0o u , meaningless

[mrxyz2k]

It's even "worse" than meaningless

[Golddot888]

ROFL.

[redcard212]

for all of you who don't get it, this is obviously a joke, the maker of this video is mocking the other ones. watch the last twenty seconds again.

[boathesnake11]

so... if this fucker is right, than all men are gay! all men basturbait and have sex!!!!! there fore, that "pulling" occurs every day to all men, so every man on earth is gay...right? no?! oh...uh...then i guess this guy is just fucking retarted!!!!

[caze192]

even the fuckin pope and every priest that never even touched a woman in the pussy watch porn and jurk off like crazy because the human body cant control its sexual hormones. even young teenage girls start to touch their pussy and thats why their butts and tits grow big when they dream of big wet dicks, lmao

the world is a fucking machine

[popinkgirl44]

Thats retarded!

[digitalchatroom]

the dome of the BUTT is shaped by fat stupid! did you drop out of college?!?!?! you sound like an uneducated 40 year old

[digitalchatroom]

masturbation is completely healthy! you discover it early in your lives by accident or you learn about it online! and being gay is in your genetics. most people don't know that they're gay until they're about in their pre-teens

[roflcoptersaurus]

LOLL

[Jtrev57]

Masturbation is healthy to do everyday unless it's over 5 times a day.

So..... this video is sutpid lol.

[cool1o1o1]

how?

[extazy17]

Bullshiite

[2k8jazza4lyf]

LMFAO

[fenderdeluxe2006]

god thats funny

[kwanitawiggitywack]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Mxptrsn]

hahhahahha

[citroenfan616]

Just push it back after masturbation!

[blackfireINSANITY]

lol, what the fuck?

[awakentooneness]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[uled459]

what????

[jkopps12]

Just to let everyone know THIS GUY IS OBSESSED with how masturbation is unhealthy, cronic masturbation where someone jerks it 5 - 10 times a day is unhealthy, but, its a very healthy behavior. You are probably one of those guys raised to not masturbate, so sad how your parents are like that :(

so so sad.

[kabsville]

fatality.... just said what i was thinking...5 er .....thats why i never liked funnels in the first place... ice cream cones will make you GAY GUYS...MUHAHAHA

[mrmanny09]

Also if what you say is true, then if i take a massive shit after i rub one out, i will not turn gay!

[mrmanny09]

Ok! you say that masturbation decreases Yin, but you also say that women and homosexuals have an abundance of Yin and are stealing men's Yang. Then according to happeh theory, the cure for homosexuality is masturbation. Therefore, happeh theory has just been proved false!

[w0mbatina]

There is a fundamental flaw in your theory. The penis and the surounding are is NOT, i repeat, it is NOT a funnel. Penis is a completely separate organ. This is like saying that pulling your finger will make your eye sink into your brain.

[odinszalai]

thats pushin it. I guess its good for gay dudes to jerk it. lol.

there is a chi concept that says energy is released from a loose anus...think about that.

also, your ass is not your dick.

if sex causes it too, then all horny men can become gay...

usually your stuff makes alot of sense...its pushing the fold here.

[OrunitaVivi]

I wish that worked

[briefken]

That's a bunch or crap. Who believes all that stuff?

[lululoide]

WTF

[JeJ01010]

the last ten seconds are classic....funniest youtube ever

[OctopussInPants10min]

You're right - the last 10 seconds IS classic!!!

[kyi561]

WOW that's fantastic!!

If this happens each time even during normal sex. This guy has successfully proved that every man on the face of the planet should be gay.

Kudos to you!!

[skeilak]

Most "born-agains" that I've met are very tight-assed. Does this mean that they're all masturbating homosexuals? Come to think of it, most Republicans are pretty tight-assed, too. This explains much. Thank you for this enlightening video.

[fatality656]

soo basicily your saying.....that...is i pour alot of water into my ass i can shoot it at people out of my penis? awsomeee sound fun.....mwajhahjahahaha i seek revenge on my boss for lowering my pay check!!!

[bigwilly2125]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha­aha

[painepommi]

Lol that's so true?

[luvmonkey666]

wow wat a dumbass

[Medado]

LOLLL

[WolvesAndChocolate]

ROFL! if this theory is correct then if i pour enough water in my ass i can be a firefighter with my penis?!? i wana try this!

[cobakaadene]

I thought people where born gay, now i know that since my ass is tight it's going to force me into gay sex. Lol what a fucking joke.

[tommyv331992]

no one's born gay, dumbsh1t.

[Ansatsuken]

Yes they are fucknut

[tommyv331992]

nope, no one is born gay.

people develop their own feelings and beliefs and they choose what they want to be attracted to.

no one is born gay.

[aworldofviolets]

you are so amazingly wrong.

science will prove it one day.

[tommyv331992]

okay.

[Keirosuke]

your wrong tommy. People can choose who they date but they cant change the type of gender they feel sexually attracted to. You try being sexually attracted to the opposite sex. You cant right? so its not a choice.

[tommyv331992]

but i am attracted to the opposite sex...

what i meant was as a person grows, they develop these attractions. it won't just hit them one day like "Oh, i want to be attracted to the same sex."

of course that's not how it happens. it takes time for one to realize what they want. also, it wasn't about dating, it's about attraction. that is the topic here.

[mightyomega06]

Are you KIDDING? "My ANUS is soo tight, it NEEDS a big hard penis to come loosen it!!!" Seriously what the hell? Apparently this guy never heard of BRAN. Or that creepy guy with a goatee that likes to talk about massive poop late at night. Dual action poop unclogger to the rescue!

[holymonkey3]

what that fatface narrating the video is saying is practically that if you push a tube through your anus, it will come out of your penis, and not eventually enter the intestine.

he sucks.

[Jpurser1]

This is bullshit, when im masturbating im not comparing my dick to a funnle

[cloud9wannabe]

omg hahahahhahhahaha this is the funniest thing ever!!

[puck44]

This is hilarious!!! LMAO

[plshorts]

Masturbation is fun, not funnel. I have a tight anus.

[DODO159159159]

JAJAJAJA Q PELOTUDES DIOS MIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O_o

[giocastillo]

OMG is this real? can one person think this way? MASTURBATION is great and healthy.

[1flybyguy]

So, is this what happened to you? Making unfounded rationalizations as to why you like to have gay butts sex. Just come out already.

[monkfg]

So the anus can get a penis massage and relax...

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

I have never laughter sooo much. should I Google the happeh theory or is that a joke too.

[AwesomeV2]

in other words kids, FUNNELS ARE GAY. this is total BS i cant tell you how hard i lauged at the last line

[qaz8921]

this is so funny!!!!

OMG stupid !!!!!

[xxanthonyrassamxx]

r u a retard masturbation is good 4 u

[monkeyboy3352]

your not serious are you?

[Crusad3r333]

Hahaha. I thought these were serious until I saw this one. Funny as shit people are taking THIS one seriously BAHAHAHA your all tools!!!

[RedRaven369]

"the penis is just like a funnel" LMAO

[gunseller34]

dude. it does not work like that if you need to strech you asshole. just take a shit. also masturbating will not deform your body. infact my doctor made that part of my phisical therpery after my surgery and my ass was not tight. and i had to do it 2 times a day for six months you dumb fuck

[d4v1b]

i like how i dnt feel gay aftr watching this

[sirpenguin22]

fucking waste of time

[anonomouschicken]

I thought people are born gay. But now that I know there not Im going to shit through my penis funnal now

[selbarton]

And with that reasoning, never have sex, because the same motions occur and thus that would make you think sex would make you turn gay. Human stupidity amazes me sometimes.

[gaptt]

there is no funnel. the urethra is a tube that run from the penis to the bladder and another tube connects to the side of that to the testicles. there is a valve that keeps the different things that run from them from mixing.

[niels2029]

gaptt is RIGHT! why should we believe his theories! only a doctor knows whats inside our bodies coz theyre the ones who study the human body!

[Vil3000]

Wtf is this funnel shit? have you ever learned about the Vas Deferens or the prostate gland? Or the male reproductive organs...?

[fortyfivestudios]

retarded :p

[jimcarrey]

crap crap crap YOUR crap

[phoenix0225]

so that forces us to be gay??? wtf this is crap!!!

[johnxxx36]

this clip looks like it came right out of the 1950s and very creepy the guy thats talking is gay.

[albin0rhino]

so what about girls?

[niels2029]

girls have the opposite the more they masturbate the bigger theyre asses :D

[boomer20009]

he has completely missed the rest of the male reproductive system so according to him we have no balls

[niels2029]

hahahaha

[aaja12]

LOL wat an idioit

[deycallmefigo]

Happeh is a scientist who never learned science and visualizes stuff out of the blue

[sandhgreen]

This is the most outrageous nonsense I have ever seen!

What this "happy" guy is doing is living in a deluded dream world! (Or, he's trying to get people to admit they're jerking off!)

Got a hint for you buddy. 99% of people "beat it." The percent of them that is gay is less than about 1%.

I feel sorry for you. You need help to find some friends and get a life!

[ninjazachy06]

what if someone has sex alot.. your saying that they will turn gay too ?? i think your wrong..

[joggernant]

omg iam scared, someone tell me this is not real

[zzzzzz998]

funny for me but this is educational i give 5 stars.

[EthanJM]

Jesus... It was so funny, I think I blew a funny fuse, (Got that from South Park).

Seriously, I started laughing, then I was just in shock, I couldn't believe what I was hearing wasn't a joke.

[ineedmosleep]

soooo funny.  omg.

[jagenigma]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[james2bond]

lol omg this is sooo funny

[Only2Rize]

R

O Force gay sex LOL! This is hilarious!

F This is why I stay away from that shit!

L

! W T F!

[casperado666]

it'S friggin hilarious!! xD

[digi843]

rofl! this guy is a satirical genius. we love you happeh.

[korisx]

"So the anus can get a pe*nis massage and relax" hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh so that's why I'm gay!

[l1998]

LOL I gotta fuck people who masturbate because they have tight ASS ! LOL JK

THESE movies suckkkkkkkkkkkk !!! everyone masturbates ? does that mean everyone is gay?

[ChaoticSoul06]

Ha...ha ha ha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *continues to laugh uncontrolably for about 5 minutes, before sighing* penis massage...

[bjofaye]

YOU!!!!SO SHABI!!

[immykinz]

i wonder if this guy stood nude in front of a mirror with a funnel exammining his idea of anatomny?

[toughdadla]

brilliant satire

[sniper2233]

tight!

[Mattteus]

I bet you Goatse masturbates everyday

oh man, whenever I need a good laugh I'm going back to this video

[eatShit2007]

Meesa very VERY scared! Meesa get haemorrhoids,

becaus meesa masturbates towardsa body.

But meesa dinks: Don't worry, be Happeh.

LMFAO - or rather my haemorrhoids ;)

[eatShit2007]

Meesa very VERY scared! Meesa get haemorrhoids, becaus meesa masturbates towardsa body.

But meesa dinks: Don't worry, be Happeh.

LMFAO - or rather my haemorrhoids ;)

[cxnt666]

Ahahaha there is SO much scientifically, biologically and rationally wrong with this.

The anus is part of the digestive tract, the penis is part of the sexual reproduction system.

They don't even connect, so how is it possible that one would pull on the other?

Go back to high school.

[immphph]

WTF ...

[webfryes]

hmm.. if the term "penis massage" didn't give away the fact that this is a joke I pity you

[webfryes]

"a penis massage" hahahaha

[allerich]

bizarre logic to the extreme :-)

[luganskymichelangeli]

lol happey theory?

[keto6789]

Thanks for this video. I have noticed after having masturbated some 1,000,000,000,002 times so far that I find men slightly attractive and my left arm is weaker than my right. I never will masturbate again.

[HyperShadowX2]

OMG happeh you ass XD

[KadajtheRaj]

What if you're a girl? Fail, mate.