Added: 5 years ago
From: pintsizedvixen
Views: 577,720
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (139)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • But he didn't even try to eat the cat in this clip?! WTF?

  • lol

    

  • lol

    

  • atleast he likes pussy...

  • Alf likes to eat cats. (Insert non-offensive Chinese food joke here)

  • i forgot to laugh

  • lol...so funny!

  • +blender= Meal

    I'll eat the cat

  • great friend!

  • "Rules, rules, rules!"

  • Alf well looks like Louis Vigo!

  • damn you alf...cats are lovable and fluffy

  • i am from melmac. I like to eat pussy

  • WATCH;``THE,.'FULL'`'TV;,'SHOW­,;'ONLINE.,;

    WWW.STREAMTVR9X.TK

    GO`,;TO.``THE..`URL;,'

  • "The cat won't fit in the toaster" and "I'll make a peanut butter sandwich...wheres the blender" are my favorite lines Alf has said

  • Comment removed

  • never mind, I will do a peanut butter sandwich, where is the blender?

    hahahahahahha

  • LOL!!! Oh man...those were the good ol days...ALF freaking rocks!! Poor Lucky though...always running for his life...but hey, he's got nine lives right?...

  • ?90's show? 80's dude

  • RULES RULES RULES

  • Yo Kate where do you keep your casorole dishes?

    Why?

    The cat won't fit in the toaster (laughing)

  • the cat wont fit in the toster XD

  • rules, rules rules:D:D:D

  • poor lucky XD

  • @pmdpaul Thanks I could'nt remember the cat's name to save me.

  • at least he doesnt eat fogs like the chinese

  • one of the baddest show in d 80's. ALF!!!!!!!!!!

  • @recandall baddest doesnt exist. you have to use "worst".

    bad-worse-worst.

    :DDDD me being a smartass haha

  • Can u imagine how much bubbles would hate alf?

  • Anyone mind if I eat the afterbirth?

  • I miss this vague metaphor for ALF wanting to eat pussy

  • I had no idea Alf was korean

  • ROFL TURN ON TRANSCRIBED AUDIO

  • luvv him hahahaa

  • Rules!

  • Go to CHINA,Cats and Dogs are a favorate food among Chinese.

  • ahah the cat don't enter in the toaster :D:D:D ahah

  • "Rules, rules, rules."

  • My cats would have him for breakfast.

  • 90s show? Man you must be new

  • when does'nt he

  • ALF lovers check out REFFIES on YouTube! It's pretty funny. 

  • alf is the shit i never see him on tv nymore though :c

  • Why Alf never went to Korea is beyond me.

  • Alf is very deceptive. Watching this show, you wouldn't realize how easy it is to kill a cat.

  • HAHAHAHAHA loved these Alf episodes, ESP. when he'd try to eat the CAT!!!! he tried to eat the cat and i try to get them to make biscuits LOL!!!

  • this is the creepiest damn guy ive ever seen, with his dead lifeless beedy little eyes, he looks like a dead dog

  • the funniest show ever made. i love the old Alf. keep on the tv forever. i laugh everytime i see it. i can never see enough of ALF. i want my own Alf doll. and want to own the complte series wow. thanks heaps for making all these great vids.

  • GO ALF BLEND THAT CAT! stupid cats

  • ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

    Copy and paste if you HATE the new YouTube layout.

    CHANGE IT BACK YOUTUBE

  • ...Rules, rules, rules

  • I was scared of alf as a kid why would she be fine with him blending the cat

  • its teh old ALFer

  • gotta love alf.

  • Yea, you do.... ha ha... Funny thing, I use to have tha pajamas. I'm such a loser. ha haha...

  • One of the only sitcoms from that 80s/90s period that's still funny.

  • 0:05 hahahaha

  • Alf rules!

  • Don't we all miss those 80's shows that were stupid but funny at the same time...

  • alf rock on

  • Alf rocks!

  • Alf is so funny!

  • Yo Kate where do you keep your cassarole dishes? Why? The cat wont fit in the toaster.*LOL!"

  • Hahaha I've got seasons 1,2,3 on DVD and I'm getting season 4 for Christmas ... My favorite show!! Long live Gordon Shumway!!

  • The cat wont fit in the toaster LMAO :D I miss this dude :( TV sucks nowadays

  • That's the message from katie: Don't do it!

  • what kind of message does this send children that its ok to eat cats?

  • to use a casserole dish?

  • @4EVRSF9ERS no its just really funny show

  • he is a goof trying to eat a cat omg what a werido

  • alfs german voice is cooler

  • Slovak is even better. Look at the episodes in slovak dub. In youtube,copy and paste this - "ALF (37): Nočný vlak (1/3, SK Dubbing) " .

  • One more thing : If you want to know what "Nočný vlak" means,it"s Night Train

  • rules, rules, rules... lol!

  • "You are no longer a cat, you are a bagel!" He always tried to eat the cat. He was silly. I loved that show. I remember when I was three years old I used to see it all the time. And now they have the series on DVD. A furry funny loveable alien.

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again. Why can't he eat the damn cat already!!?? lol

  • OMG!!! I remember this show!!

  • I wanna see him eat a cat already LOL

  • nice T.V progrem

  • nice show

  • ''The cat wont fit in the toaster'' Daaamn...

  • hahaha i remember this episode;D long tme ago hahaha

  • alf is a goof nothing more is to bad he had a heart attack on the other is hand is to bad it didnt kill him.

  • wise man sirchris his wife renee is a bitch too and i cant stand his little brats old a jr and lil renee

  • i love this video

  • Oh God, this show scared me to pieces when I was little.. I don't know why, maybe it was because of his freakish nose.. Or the fact that he likes to eat kittens, I don't know. : P In fact, it still creeps me out a bit x )

  • Note how his voice is deeper than in the later seasons.

  • Alf was the best use to watch him all the time as a kid.

  • Alf was  the best!

  • oi melmac was blown up you stupid!

    while he was in his spaceship.

    Alf rulezzz Alf i the best

    hahaha i kill me haha LOL

  • What is the name of this episode?

  • 'burnmetodeath" With a name like that I bet a lot of things suck. What happened to the short Alf vid where he chases Lucky and says "he's quick, I'll give him that"? Can't find it anywhere. : S

  • He doesn't but you do

  • YO Kate!

  • LOL

  • haha! where's the blender?

  • This show wasn't on in the 90s. It was an 80s sitcom.

  • "Rules, rules, rules" ROFL

  • "RULES! RULES! RULES!" Lol funny, I always loved this show. It is hilarious.

  • @Kvdlogger. Irony. Nice grammar there.

    "Ok, thank you Captain Obvious for posting the show's script. By the way, it is spelled "casserole". How is "casheral" even close to "casserole"?

    Fixed. Nice grasp of the English language there, genius.

  • Haha, thank you. Sorry to reply so late but I did not recieve a message of your reply. I just found this comment today because my friend "ElectricFreakDude" commented here and I saw yours.

  • ALF ftw

  • Alf always tried to eat the cat :)

  • Actually this episode is from 1989

  • he sure likes to eat pussy lol

    great show :D i love the jokes

  • Did Alf ever actually eat a cat?

  • If he got his spaceship fixed sooner, he could've taken them with him to Melmac and shown them.

  • omg shes letting him eat the cat!

    lol

  • 80's show really

  • love ALF!!!!!!!!!!

  • Where do u keep you casheral dishes? The Cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind. I'll make a peanut butter sandwich. Where's the blender? Rules , rules, rules.

  • Ok thank you captain obvious for posting the shows script. By the way, it is spelled "casserole". How is "casheral" even close to "casserole"?

  • Did not plan to see you here: HELLO!

  • Love him :')

  • I just love it!!!^^

  • alf is so kwl!

    i wish he came bak onto tv

  • oh come on guys to alf cats are like cows they make hamburgers with cats hope the cats get declawed first imagine finding a claw in your dinner

  • Alf's people eat cats?

    Yes, to them it's like cows. Where do you think hamburgers come from? Mcdonalds. lol I may have stuffed some of it up but I remember that sketch between the Tanners and Alf.

  • I agree - i think that weid too sinse i love Alf and love cats!

  • ALF, you rock man

  • rules, rules, rules... lol

  • Hahaha, awesome.

  • lol! great!

  • 80s

Loading...
0 / 00Unsaved Playlist Return to active list
    1. Your queue is empty. Add videos to your queue using this button:
      or sign in to load a different list.
    Loading...Loading...Saving...
    • Clear all videos from this list
    • Learn more