Debate 2012 - DJO

[PEPPERMENTschnabs]

Its all full of Apple pee (slurp sound)

[SirGarforth]

2:20 "Say wutup to Chick Corea." Chick Corea is a Jazz pianist.

[LaughingIAm]

I need some apple juice...

[TheGzeus]

@LaughingIAm I pissed in it.

[LaughingIAm]

@TheGzeus Oh No...not apple piss. You have to have water every 2 1/2 minutes?

[wooddabers]

I wanna make a fake campaign poster for Santorum that says "I'm basically a pimp"

[crazedgunmanvideo]

I'm a resident of Wisconsin, and I was raped by John Huntsman.

I do not seek revenge... I seek justice.

[CunningComplexity]

Some of you guys are saying that this is entirely random and all, but it does hold epic truth with the Ron Paul comments. Plus this made me laugh harder than anything I've ever seen on the internet. Props DJO.

[jrizzo86]

Glad to see apple juice and panda rape made an appearance

[Flashbangb4]

Sepultura's on my iris

[Flashbangb4]

Great video guys, very funny! Ron Paul 2012!

[blakevjones]

Am I the only one who thinks Rick Perry is the most accurate in this video? I mean who knows if he's ever actually said DJO's dialogue, but they match all of his facial expressions very well.

[hippie00scum]

Finally they are making fucking sense!

[jester3454]

I want fried chicken and some jelly bean

[blakevjones]

What do you think Ron Paul?

Well--

Thats enough. AAAHHH!!!

[SencneS]

Republican or Democrat I don't care who they are lobbing for.. If all debates went like this for real, people might take notice of what they are peddling!

[CliffordMarlowe]

I swear. The Republican candidates might as well be saying this. its hopeless

[TheGzeus]

@CliffordMarlowe I'd like to move away to Germany or France.

I met woman, he's a bagel!

[ScaperSteph]

LOL My gas is so bad it makes this camera shake...

[JaxobProductions]

I read tags

[Trixter943]

wussiesm OH MY GOD!

[slapdaddy1234]

LMFAO. Thanks, guys!

[enemybboy]

"Fist hawks" LOL

[enemybboy]

My face and ribs hurt from laughter!

VOODOO PANTS! 

[Goujiki]

1:12  TAX RINGWORM!

[Goujiki]

2:21  say what up to chKOREA

[ifitsoundsgooditis]

say what up to chick corea

[Mercmitch20]

who the fuck read tags?

[ravenzephyr]

I have this urge to watch this video everyday. Love it!

[danere1]

"Ever since I banged my Rabbi backwards, I'm such an asshole." XD

[TheGzeus]

Everything is awesome, but the choice of voice for "A really big schyclops... NicE tITs!" always gets me laughing.

Thanks.

[jordanredman]

"WHO HERE LIKES.. JUDAS PRIEST?"

[Khamuri]

lol @ chick in audience 1:52

[92days]

"Who likes fries and juice? " Best quote in the entire video.

[HugoGrad]

Lmfao

[ThePigFacedDog]

This is HEAPS better than the ACTUAL debate, and make just as much sense.

TAX RINGWORM!!!

[ThePigFacedDog]

Made*

[dfer159632]

Reminds me of BLR.....wait a minute...what if?....

[zoomotdepot]

Greasy simpletons have to have a mongoose !!! YES YES YES !!!!!

[rootvalue]

I am the 1000th like! So honored. Great job, guys. Thanks for the uploads and laughs.

[MetalAddict247]

Joe here from New Zealand, you guys are legends, followed you since the beginning, this is the funniest stuff on youtube full stop. Also a credit to your musical talent as well. Making us laugh across the tasman my friend haha.

[BealioMusic]

jesus,would you rub my ass if i faxed some apple pie to fuji?

[gibari80]

RagUUUUUUUUU

[existtraiesc]

1:50 best scene to describe the undubbed video.

[YanSSJ5]

guys, youve outdone yourselves this time. This one was hilarious. Must have taken you a very long time. I did my own dubbing of a 2 minute clip and it took me about 30 minutes. Took me several days to french dub over a family guy episode (ya Im a Quebecer) lol. Anyways, your videos crack me up, the randomness is just too much too handle. Laughing so hard. Gratz on getting your Big grey ribbon back on youtube, was one of my favorites

[dayjoborchestra]

@YanSSJ5 We did a french (Quebecois) version of the table scene in Star Wars with Luke's Aunt & Uncle a long time ago....I should post it...

[YanSSJ5]

@dayjoborchestra omfg, Id love to see that. Sadly youtube always blocks my family guy quebecois dubbing. I managed to post it on my fb page but not youtube

[HipHopiz4Real]

the rick perry impersonation and dialogue is brilliant.

[ravenzephyr]

@HipHopiz4Real lol yes the rick perry one was my favourite

[radioman312]

What up Chick Corea?

[MrDanAustin]

That is your funniest video yet. Brilliant.

[ChiefsFan581]

The Ron Paul part needs to be a video on it's own...just because I would use it every time the subject came up

[1macocko]

Actually, this vid makes more sense than the original.

[503clr]

Today I learned that 47% of half a tube of glue... is glue.

[railroadengine]

Steamed fries and catholic tea? WTF? :D

[EyeOnTheTV]

Rub horsradish on my aposcile 

[StarfireMX]

20 people don't have no coffee

[LokiMD]

That guy who was talking pretty fast must provide more of a challenge than normal. Or if we were on a reality show: "The DJO team are being pushed to the limit."

[bachterman]

living in pickering is pointless. why don't you guys move to somewhere warmer? southern europe, maybe.

[dayjoborchestra]

@bachterman ...love to!

[IvanStrelnikov]

om GOD it's more hilarious with the beta transcribed audio!

[VYD239]

Amazing work. Funny, funny, funny shit. : )

[ArtemusCain666]

Love to see the DJO guys take on Vermin Supreme.

Wait... that would then make it make sense. What.

[ArtemusCain666]

Huntsman likes porn so much, that he dropped out of the race.

[ArtemusCain666]

TAX ME JESUS

[Auditor377]

I think the views have gone down because of the replay value of the vid. I've watched your other non-political vids at least 20 times each lol. I've seen this vid twice. I guess I just don't deal with politicians really well. Sorry guys.

[markrodgers6969]

Great job again !! You guys do awesome work. Keep em' coming. Love it. And I love how you show Ron Paul getting fucked over at the end, as usual.

[GreenAmigos]

Haha fuck me, gotta get the blinkin all finished. 

[SupAJ1M]

What is this gibberish? Why don't you guys go back to talking about real issues with a funny twist to it like in the 911 trek video?

[dayjoborchestra]

@SupAJ1M More of that is in the works. This is an example of the type of content DJO does mostly - comedy without political agenda. We are mainly comedy, dabbling in politics occasionally. It's hard to mix the 2 without being preachy and weakening the comedic aspect, but we are working on new material that is hopefully funny, informative and not preachy. Also trying to make sense is a lot harder!!! If you wanna help, post "9/11 Trek" everywhere you can think of!

[gragarbagr]

@SupAJ1M Because the real debate was gibberish.

[docsis3]

@SupAJ1M Who cares about real issues ? This post post-postmodernism.

[pronstorestiffi]

i'm pissing, i'm pisssssing!!!

[ultimatemetalfreak]

BTW...thank you DJO for making me laugh though all this bullshit. \m/

[ultimatemetalfreak]

Everytime I tell people Youtube is being censored by making videos which criticize the system less popular, people make fun of me. People use to make fun of me when I used to say the government had the technology to track every e-mail and phone call too. When will people wake the fuck up? These corporations are manipulating every news channel, everything you see on TV. You don't think they are manipulating internet media outlets too? This country is all about he illusion of freedom!!!

[MoeFoeChateau]

Gingrich is a racist bigot all around and it's a wonder in this day and age that anyone wouldn't head for the hills when hearing his name.... but those die-hards that insist on supporting him should know that he is also very anti-women. Some of the things he's said about woman is enough to make milk curdle in my stomach. In short, he's a twisted man, who never got enough love. I felt I needed to say this because somehow people are looking past these points. Fox wants him to win.

[saddlesandskis]

Hand me those sharp pants or I'll marry you. I'm sick of Judas Priest.

[CptKrnch]

USE AUDIO TRANSCRIBE!

[lonstar70]

I wish these had subtitles

[Cyraxthe666]

If only all debates could be like this

[proliteriate]

@Kujakuseki01 is obviously retarded

[Sheila1932]

America is Disney Land what do you expect? If Ron Paul doesn't get elected prefer for the worst.

[SlapPopStacy]

Malthusian.

[WelfareSymphony]

lol

[StePat67]

Nice job guys

[Yaheuben66]

I appreciate the work it takes to do this-- keep it up, or I'll rape your panda fruit in a credenza with chewbacca

[patrix4th]

@SirGarforth Sorry I mispelled your name. My phone has stupid auto-correct.

[patrix4th]

@SirGarthforth True. They don't really do any content in specific. They're just random. And that's what makes it funny.

[SirGarforth]

@patrix4th I agree. Also, autocorrect can be pretty frustrating.

[SirGarforth]

What's all this shit about DJO forcing their political views on us? This is actually one of the least "political" videos they've ever done! Besides, they're Canadian!!!

[HB45175]

Choosing your favourite republican candidate is like choosing which mental illness you like the most.

[mohawkny115]

Rick perry actually laughing like he did in this video would be hilarious. But he would probably just complain about gays and christmas.

[tigtig10]

turn on transcribe audio. and prepare to laugh ass off

[NikkiBatman]

LOVE :D

[M1scV1d]

Hesus Fucking Christ, this is PWN! xD

[PiperTheGreatX]

laughed my back off.... well done DJO :P lol

[SilentRanger412]

This is too funny! Bravo! *clapping*

[JeffSThompson]

Take horses and rice crispies on a boat because I'm a papaya woman.

[DVFDrinkOrDie]

14 viewers must be politicians

[ThoughtCrime7]

@Kujakuseki01 Ya there's sooo much politics in this video. Political subjects like beating up oreos, panda rape, moon juice, crabs with cancer, apple juice, tits, ragu, dancing, hamsters with huge tits, Judas Priest, hawk fisting, etc. Ya DJO is so political.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Kujakuseki01 oh dear.....don't let the browser hit you on the way out

[kultangel2]

@dayjoborchestra eh, kukakuseki01 has a point. all republicans no democrates makes it kinda obvious. i dont even care about politics but i know this fck we got in now hasnt done shit for the economy

[OldsXCool]

@kultangel2 There are no democrats in this video because it is a REPUBLICAN debate! Meaning there are absolutely no democrats on that stage to begin with.

[hornick18]

@Kujakuseki01 Someone is not very happy in Paraguay...

[GeoffTheGiraff]

@Kujakuseki01  PFFFFFT HOP OFF TRICK, YOU THINK THATCHU WAS THE ONLY GAL THEY HAD? JOO RONG! JOORONG!

[bgggbb]

@Kujakuseki01 Little sensitive are we? lol. Or are you on your period? If so, I apologize.

[facesofmeth]

I love you

[logancorsaut]

Horses... have devil water... every two and a half minutes

[SirGarforth]

Please tell me there's a part 2!

[lokd1]

thumbs up if you like judas priest

[Hermnip]

9/11 was an inside job.

[MetalSlugzMaster]

This is all hilarious, but Rick Perry has to be the MOST hilarious Repub candidate to be DJO'd, and that's it. EAAAAUGH!

[GunmanProductionsTV]

-Congressman Paul, how do you respond to that?

-We need to...

-That's enough, that's it! NAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Epic ending! W/ a catchy song. ^^

[saviorpants]

I've got spoons inside of my ass, I've got strawberries inside of my ass... Who here likes Judas Priest? How 'bout we fuck a huuuge apricot, or we'll murder you right now! Shithead. I banged a girl with 40 clowns, once. I'm a racist. Watch out... beep!

[saviorpants]

This makes more sense than the BS they are really talking about.

[Pluh88]

How the hell did i miss this

[sheriffpablo]

"go rub horseradish on my apostle" Damn, i nearly lost it.

[reezlaw]

Damn I wish it could go on like forever

[DaftBrian]

The rick perry part was more perfect than sex with a mime

[Awakenedification]

Applejuice bitch!

[3dcow]

lol ending was awsome

[hamfistTBHP]

I too lost a bike to cancer, and my father's Playstation died of AIDS. Truly sad.

[yeehawmckickass]

This six and a half minutes of random words makes more political sense than anything that was said during the debate.

[lokd1]

congressman paul how do you respond to that

we need too....

thats enough thats it AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[LoveScottDraft]

:)

[Cyraxthe666]

I wanna wearrr voodoo pants!

[novaphoenix70]

None of the candidates are for panda rape? Not getting my vote!

[Spock103]

@novaphoenix70 And What about fucking a fruit basket?!?!?

[solokat1980]

I can't get the DJO videos out of my head! I need help!

[ariencalen]

Fuck yeah! That's what I needed at 3 in the morning! XD

[dayjoborchestra]

Major Censorship! Channel views up 100,000 since we posted this and we're only at 7k on this vid? BULLSHIT!

[vahekosh]

@dayjoborchestra not sure if its censorship. on high volume vids sometimes it takes almost 24hrs for it to update the hit count. brilliant vid as always btw. #HAPPYBUM.

V.

[Sanders83]

@dayjoborchestra Really? Surely it must be a glitch.

[Electr0nicMusicLab]

@dayjoborchestra i believe this, but because i dont now how it works, how can you tell how many views this got? besides the misleading figure on here

[dayjoborchestra]

@Electr0nicMusicLab Not sure....YT changes all the time. Try this though: search the title of this video on YT and look at the number of views, then back to this page...they're quite different....

[catchpen]

@dayjoborchestra Hey DJO, Google "youtube view count wrong", it's a frequent problem. ...and I wish you were lesbians :p.

[bigbaldman71]

8 people had too much apple juice. Or maybe not enough...

[qzstuffs]

LOL 6:10

"We need to-"

"That's enough."

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. Stay strong Ron Paul.

[carrolmchenryjr]

BRILLIANT!!! TY for adding some humor to this never ending political process... "I like porn"

[Sjrick]

I raped Batman. ( shaking head )

[ladyjerrico]

I didn't watch the presidential debates, but this was probably way more fun.. haha. Awesome DJO!

[modmod9]

Michelle shooting aspertame ?

.. classic.

[EyeOnTheTV]

Huey Louie jumped on mah... freeeakin box

[fashnek]

"Redub this Nazi and put your head in the sand." Yep.

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

Huge tits,

huge tits everywhere.

[barnsoldat91]

The apple juice was in the LSD...

[JoelTGM]

Lol

[aCivilServant]

I'm not a racist, but I don't like Malthusians

[darxcyber]

Awesome now time to rape a panda

[Jafromobile]

I was fired back in 1926, I drenched a firetruck in my own whiz, asshole.

[CapnAkira]

Why did you replay Bachmann's speech without dubbing over her? You guys are slacking off.

[kludd28]

Nice work, thanks DJO.

[jazmella]

"Likes his ice hot" - LOL

[ColAbernathy]

"I have to say something. I just raped haaaalf of WISconsin."

[SplitRensonator]

Aww you missed the biggest DORK of the group, Ron Paul!! Of course you don't need to change what he says to laugh at it!!

[MasterChieeff]

I love how Ron Paul's speech was cut off at "We need to". That's all he has to say to scare the other candidates buck to their holes.

[DaKineUpdate]

"That's it, NYAAAA!"

[contra9]

I can't help but think they make more sense this way....

[xhobosx]

I love you guys, thank you for making your videos.

[radioman312]

"They botched my nosejob" -- that was damn near spit take worthy! Best DJO video yet!

[Kom3tBrawl]

ATHEISTS WILL BEAT UP AN OREO?

[TitenSxull]

RAGU!

[cptfunkstar]

he he he he...never fail guys.....I would love to see some stuff on the Iran Crisis....PLEASE

[Naraxsus]

LOL! You fucking assholes!!! Because of you my annoying tight ass neighbors slammed on the wall for me to be quiet... Did i listen? Yes i did! But i broke the agreement 2 seconds later because of APPLEJUICE! I would inject you into my blood if i could. Keep it up!

[Katfellow]

What's the deal? Why'd they let Ron Paul talk for so long?

[mtbrdude]

Star trek!!!!!

[disinterkin]

beep!

[MrFoxstatic]

I want a fridge named Mitt. It's for Louis.

[tvsexdeath61]

im a malthusian who dances

[nitehawk86]

Oh no, its APPLE JUICE!

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

I love youtube, its where people make the world i see a less shitty place. thanks :D

[FinnE334]

Ron pauls a pimp