Portal 2: GLaDOS Potato Quote

[Xander97Ketsu]

I believe I do not fair well with this vegetable.

[Jabberwockxeno]

I love the way she pronounces potato.

[TerrariaAddict1]

so... Prometheus(GLaDOS not POTaTos) gave fire(portal gun) to man(Chell) and got thrown into the Tartaros(that pit)and later got pecked by birds... how did Chell get into the Tartaros? by powering PoTaTos with her overgrown potato tree??

[FieryPandaProduction]

GLADOS: How hi, how are you holding up?

Chell: Well, my long fall boots are really tight, my ankles are sore, my knees are bruised, my portal gun is starting to break apart, my head hurts, my left eye keeps tearing up, and I'm hungry.

GLADOS: Because I am a potato.

Chell: ...I'm sorry...

[TGSibtrippin226]

so people use POTaDOS to record shitty quality videos

i finally figured it out

[sanchezzable]

O hie GLaDOS ! How is your sex live?

[topazvulpix113]

Random question... Not that theres anything wrong with Black Rock shooter,

but why do I see her in the suggestions????

(If its just me being a Youtube noob because I still dont understand how it works fully yet, please dont flame me!!!!)

[Markthegreatable]

5 people are potatoes.

[Vampeh7]

FUCK YOUR SHIT I'M A POTATO.

[CAPPUCCINOJONES000]

you need the whole sequence, we need that single clap she does.

[LckeStudios]

Ohai. How are you holding up?

Because I'm a living cthulu-like glowing potato robot.

[MegaQuahog]

4 people are potatoes

[NotThatGuy523]

oh yeah well im a fuking tomatoe

[TheLAFilms99]

(Click, Click) oh... The like button processor still working in.

[Elvisgratton90]

I AM A BANANA

[13lasterboy]

4 People are birds.

[mslurr]

POTaDOS: Potato Operated Thoughts and Disk Operating system

[megamanX992]

4 people r potato!

[eleman97]

(clap, clap, clap)

[VinceValentine]

@eleman97 Oh good, it's still working.

[mistysimba29]

Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

[Urnam7]

POTaDOS

[koffiewolf]

PaTaTo

[StarWarsfan16963]

Well, at least shes not a lemon.

[Icecoldbongwater]

chapter 6: the fall

aka whats at the bottom of the pit in 300

 guest starring a talking potato

[drahydra]

Press 789789789

Sounds funny. =P

[RavenThaUmbreon]

Press 5 = Because im a potayto :D

[MissaKinz2358]

@Missmanga12

So if you're a lemon... does that mean you're a combustible evil lemon?

After all,

Every. Villan. Is. Lemons.

[melissa23girls]

in 0:04 im potato

[melissa23girls]

0:04 im potato :D

[Loisforlollipops]

GLaDaTO

[AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Glitchthe3rd]

Just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think you could strap me into one of those Long Fall Boots? Just remember to land on one foot :)

[STUFF4U100]

Lol

[thewarriorforce]

POTaTO

[trottheblackdog]

It was crazy falling 5,000 meters or so in this section. That's more than 15,000 feet.

[sarabitches5chloe]

@Missmanga12 I'M THE ONE WHOS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS!!!!1!!!!

- Cave Johnson

[poutsastoxeri]

Press 0 if u want GLaDOS to say ''how are you holding up?Because i'm a potato''

[23ohbobsaget]

because 4 people are potatoes

[smartanimegirl]

"Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? Because I'M a POTATO."

That bit made me laugh loudly once I got to that scene. xD

[sandersonrigby]

press 5 :D

[DarthBane123]

and I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[BexGoesRawar]

I like the part where GLaDOS is a potato.

[MoslanMan]

Because I'm a potato. -_-

[VampiraJen]

Mine to. I howled with laughter first time I heard this.

[Dragodemon000]

Now any time I eat a potato, I have to roll it over to make sure there's no Aperture Science tech on it. And even then, I still feel guilty for masticating, swallowing, digesting, then defecating the POTaDOS.

[mrx255]

ohai how r u holdin up? CUZ IM A POTATO! LOLL

[Rainb0wDElta]

Good job, GLaDOS. *CLAP CLAP*

[TheBnmghjk]

When Wheatley gives you potatoes, don't make a salad! Make Wheatley take the potato back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES, WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO WITH THESE?

GLaDOS: Lose weight. Fatty.

[Sticker704]

@TheBnmghjk

Imma getting my boxes with legs to make a combustible lemon which will burn yur house down!

[TheBnmghjk]

@Sticker704 Ha! They can't even plonk their arses on a button!

[molly1002]

How are you holding up? because i'm a PoTaTo XD

[cartsamx]

PotatOS. Said so in the developer's commentary.

[WesM4ntooth]

POTaDOS

[jellywillreturn]

Potato of Thinking and Tater Operating System.

[NoBoDy9505]

Oh hi, how are you holding up, becasue i am a PoTaTo! xD

[thecardude]

4 people are also potatos

[MrEriklenn]

"Oh...good, you're a Patato and I'm hungry....ever wonder what our insides look like?"

[HunterJamesRasmussen]

correction 4 people are potatoes WTF? ITS A POTATO VIRUS THAT TURNS YOU INTO A POTATO!

[Caeis]

GET MAD!

[pepsgomes]

@Caeis That's the "different" turret! lol

[40kAlekzo]

best quote ever

[FoxHound109]

I fuckin' BUSTED out laughing when I first got to watch this scene! GLaDOS is the greatest video game villain of all time! <3

[GhostEye187]

GLaDOS: Oh, hi. How are you holding up?

Me: WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! Not UP, damn you Cave Johnson! DAMN YOU for making combustible ones instead of ones that could allow me to fly and teleport! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNN YOOOOOOUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *falls further down into pit with a potato..... erhm, GLaDOS*

[MrBarry1024]

looks like my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

[STK1999]

Hi cave Johnson here!

Your reading this in my voice aren't you

Cave Johnson pout

[Zer0nite]

@STK1999 Don't pout...poor Cave.

[AndreasZimmerman]

@STK1999

Your comment is now worthless because you spelled out with a p.

[GreatSirZachary]

@STK1999 DAMN IT!

[CrashB111]

@STK1999 Cave Johnson we're done here.

[EbilBunnie]

@STK1999 OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW

[ThomasMcHero]

4 people's houses burned down.

WITH THE LEMONS.

Cave Johnson, we're done here

[Nobsocks]

oh HAI

[dinoderp]

cause i'm a potato

[cubansupreme]

5 people are potatos.

[Alcest9870]

Because _I_ am a poTAto.

[sontroid1]

i swear i would eat that pota... oh wait its GLaDOS nvm

[theguywhoannoysme]

GlaDOS is a better Spudnik than Ross.

[Dragodemon000]

3 people were potatoes...then GLaDOS turned them into f*cking french fries.

(Murder, Skinning, Slicing, Deep-Frying, and finishing with a nice little display...definitely seems like GLaDOS. Atleast, post-POTaDOS.)

[flobble123]

Best line of the game :D

[invaderzimfan97]

@flobble123

other than

look at you flying around gracefully like an eagle, piloting a blimp. thats a fat joke that glados says

[flobble123]

@invaderzimfan97 Lol true XD

[streetster20]

@invaderzimfan97 Isn't it "Look at you, flying through the air majestically like and eagle... ...piloting a blimp"?

[invaderzimfan97]

@streetster20

yeah, i think, but why does GlaDOS calls you fat, but later on in the game, the part where he kills you, wheatley makes you feel not fat here is what he says

Wheatley: well theres a new jumpsuit, it may be baggy, but theres a tailer down there that can tailer it down for you

[DjSugarKitty95]

Potato cake!

[Maplestaff]

I think i love her.

[sausagemanlorne23]

looks like she

*drops sunglasses*

shit, hold on a second..

[infernai]

@sausagemanlorne23 *slow clap* Oh good, i can still do a slow clap after all these years out of practice...

[Vlaxerman343]

@sausagemanlorne23 well looks like she's

*puts on sunglasses*

got down syndrome

YEEEEEAAAA, forget it

[12Insomniac]

@sausagemanlorne23 Lol, funniest one I've heard!

[RabidDog22]

@12Insomniac But admit it, most are pretty shit

[MikbaninX]

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaace is a potato.

[MrRccx]

quite fine actualy,

[pastaofdoom]

*Clap Clap*

[WatchOutBR]

Funny beggining instructor guide quotes:

" Don't worry. All robots have been supplied with 1 copy of "The Laws of Robotic" , to share."

" Use momentum to pass trought this next test area , but , if the laws of physics do not apply in the futere , god save you."

" If you're not capable of completing this tests , please go back to your primitive tribe and send another , smarter , tribe member. "

[rozasupreme]

Fuck Kieth Lemon. GLaDOS is the QUEEN of saying Potato!

[alismouha]

That could work as a meme.

[PokeWizKev826]

*slow clap*

[MasterZebulin]

GLaDOS: ...For science. You monster.

Weatley: No GLaDOS. You ARE the monster.

GLaDOS: D:

...And then GLaDOS was a potato.

[VinceValentine]

@MasterZebulin THEN WHO WAS POTATO?

[danialmouse]

Click here for free potato 0:04

[ErasmusBasset]

Oh bitch bitch bitch: "I'm a potato. Wah, wah."

Shaddup, or I'll make a plate of fries out of you.

Then you'll be a potato and good with ketchup.

[squeezeslemons]

lmao...my favorite part is still the part where he kills you though

[HJkos]

BECAUSE IMA TORPEDO! oh wait wrong movie...

[jayctravis89]

DUN dundunDUNdun playingbyour ownrulesuh dundundunDUH HANGINBYAMOUNTAINFROMOUR FINGERSdundundunDUHDUH...

[bunnygalxoxo]

@jayctravis89 i love you for that comment

[Technodude3111]

Oh hi mark

[Almond19912]

I want to take this and make it my ringtone!

[shallowmerger]

*clap clap clap* Oh good, my slow clap processor has made it into here.

[deedeed111]

Portal 2 in 8 seconds

[TheAndrew7036]

Oh hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

[MalariaSucks10]

@TheAndrew7036

great thx for ruining the video for me

[09erre]

GLaDOS / POtATO

[KeroKero598]

im holding up better than you thanks

[The343Player]

Im a turnip! :D

[NickyAmerica]

Fuck it, I'm doing better then you are GLADoS

[TheAndrewj96]

This should totally be a new Internet meme.

[cramdawg64]

Chell: DIE POTATO.

[marxandkirbyrocks]

@cramdawg64 Noooo!

[marneus90]

Looks like one person is a potato.

[javaguychronox]

@marneus90 Oh I see what you did there :o

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@javaguychronox Orly?

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@javaguychronox make it 3

[MisterFii]

@marneus90 badum tshhh

[Zytherman]

@marneus90 looks like one person has an opinion.... and goes well on a roast dinner

[JiminyBritshCricket]

This game is literally as quoatable as Mean Girls!!! Almost every line of dialogue is quote worthy!

[ldf8u]

@JiminyBritshCricket What? Mean Girls is quotable? As quotable as Portal?  What?

[JiminyBritshCricket]

@ldf8u its a film staring lindsay lohan, tina fey and a bunch of other actors just type itinto youtube or IMDB and you'll instantly be quoting it like mad cause its so fetch

[arkayen666123]

i love GLaDOS i just played portal for the first time two days ago beat it in three hours usually id be dissapointed in beating a game so fast but now all i want is to play this one im totaly getting it as soon as i can

[guitalex2005]

I LOVE this line, but I also like the rest of it.

*Clap.... Clap.... Clap*

"Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So at least we have that."

But some of my favorite lines in the game:

"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

"Bird! Bird! KILL IT! It's evil..."

[RwOWtArDK98]

The dialogue in this game is absolutely incredible XDDD

[olimarman911]

anyone who's only played the first game will be confused as a drunk squirrel

[GalexOwns]

i just laughed so hard when i heard this..

[Superwombat6]

I cracked up so hard when I heard this. Considering the seriousness of the previous scene, it sure took me by surprise. Ilu, POTaTOS <3

[Scoopicus]

*Clap... clap... clap...* Oh good, that's still working.

[jasperw4]

oh im fine i wish i was a potato

[SUPERDR1VE]

Omfg pissed myself laughing xD

[thefreshestthing]

I laughed so hard I cried. I cried so hard I died. I Died so Hard I was Bruce Willis.

[KuroiiTenshii]

I think this line will become just as famous as 'the cake is a lie'.

[9ralien9]

@KuroiiTenshii There will be four lines from this that will live on forever: No 1. SSPPAAAAACCEEEE!!! No 2. He is not a regular moron, he was made from the smartest minds ever to walk this earth, all coming together for the express purpose of making the dumbest moron imaginable.

No 3. Well, the one we all just watched

No 4. This is an action, note a qoute: When ever someone tells you to say something, just jump :P

[PokefanLoojopop]

@9ralien9 you forgot the lemon rant. you won't believe how popular that is!

[9ralien9]

@PokefanLoojopop WOW HE'S SAYING WHAT WHERE ALL THINKING!!!!!!

[MrCoolPeacock]

GlaDOS is so lucky! Why can't I be a potato?

[AMG14S]

lucky i wanna be a potato

[vietgirl154]

"Because i am a potato" LMAO xD

[sirlinkyalot]

My buddy made an application that just says this line, and he is working on it so all of the school computers will say this over and over and over again with no end ;D

[LaughablePerson]

@sirlinkyalot ...You need to record this masterpiece in action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrexelDragonO91]

@sirlinkyalot that is fucking epic!!!

[ConnorMusicFan]

GLaTATO

[akeheel]

@ConnorMusicFan PotaDOS

[9ralien9]

@ConnorMusicFan No, POTaTOS

[Embarr1234567]

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

A damn cute spud there, GLaDOS

[Missionimpossibles]

This bit is made even better by Glados' slow clap processor...

[halofan2256]

Muhahaha i knew it would work

[AlphaGodith]

I'M A POTATO.

[927541]

I want my PotatOS!!

[dabe95]

new meme?

[mattrocks182]

LOL i loled so hard when i heard this in game :D

[Tetolicious]

My mom barged in the game room because I was laughing so freaking hard! I coulda sworn GLaDOS was giving me the evil eye o_o

[Dragonzmasta]

... BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

[Gandeladri]

GLaDOS = POtATO

[frights1]

@Gandeladri Glatato

[garfocusalternate]

This is the first thing I quote when people ask me what Portal 2 is like.

[SilentShot928]

You good sir, have just made my day! There are so many good quotes, but this has to be one of my favorites.

[ashtonsoulfire]

Well....at least the potato was not a lie...

[Terrakinetic]

My favorite is still when Glados says to Wheatley, "YES YOU ARE!  YOU'RE THE MORON THEY CREATED TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!" because of how passionately she says it.

[RaihowazHere]

The cake is a lie of Portal 2: I'm a Potato

[datasnuten]

@RaihowazHere Space?

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[MrFraserFilms2009]

I have a horrible sense of humor as in... I rarely ever laugh.

But this game broke my humor barrier, almost every quote I laughed at.

[XxChelzBieberxX]

@MrFraserFilms2009 I'm the same dude. Everyone always says how games are so funny, though I find the sense of humor in most to be very immature and just over-the-top and stupid. Portal is known for its witty humor, the thing about this part of the game is, this quote isn't witty at all. What makes this quote so funny is because it's so strange and out of place compared to the rest of the humor, it just makes you laugh.

[remnantdream]

I love GLaDOS :D And Portal is amazingg.