Honestly, if I have to sit in front of a monitor 10 hours a day to develop a software I personally don't care about and fulfilling boring plot requirements made by somebody else and not being able to surf porn on corporation computers...I'd probably design some of my own fantasies into the game if I were the developer too.
easy way to get money back from the f**king hookers. Once you have done ur stuff inside the car when she's leaving kill her and get the cash. Thats it. Thanks
I was dying of laughter when you went all guns-a-blazing and the security is just like "UH EXCUSE ME HEY NO! NO! BAD! D:<" and respond to the gunfire with "OKAY SERIOUSLY DUDE LIKE LEAVE THAT'S A NO-NO" levels of authority. XD
dude didn't u know that when u got a hooker and when shes giving u a hand job blow gob or giving it 2 her up the butt move your car back then forward and then choose another thing u would like her 2 do blow job hand job or giving it 2 her up the butt
the only thing dat makes dis better then GTA SA is dat wen they fuck in the car they actually do sumthin but in gta sa dey jus sit there and make noises
@nickimichelleminaj Dat makes dis better is dat? Why would you spell it like that? Are you trying to look stupid on purpose, because that's what it seems like.
@cp868985 he got it by being manager for the club. but to get with the girl he had to leave the club for ten seconds so he doesnt have to work there but keep the suit
man grand theft auto iv is so realistic i can't wait til GTA V (Release In 2012-2013..) ages from now but i wonder how realistic it'll be and i L.A. Noire looks good to keep up the great work rockstar i've always been a fan of yours.
I like how the bouncer is just like "sir, you're gonna have to leave" as he's shooting the hell outta the stripper, and then you shoot the one on the pole in the pussy
suprised by the views
loghead123456789 3 weeks ago
tthis is suprising its so easy to jerk off too
glifex6789 1 month ago
What am i watching?
DurksMethol 1 month ago
This is fucked seriously fucked up.
dragonsky799 1 month ago
where the hell is that hookers. I cannot find them! And when I find i cannot pick up any of them.
MrAlexdive 1 month ago
am i a lesbian because i enjoyed this?
SuperTeeniebopper 1 month ago
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ShadowsOfGames 1 month ago
stop movin the screen!!!
JenerationNation 1 month ago
lol hooker said grab my tities you f***
TheSpeedy905 2 months ago
i wanna get this game!
TheSpeedy905 2 months ago
omg i was almost bet to pee on myself
twerkteamfanboo1 2 months ago
lol 296.604 klicks
9AppleFreak9 2 months ago
PLEASE TELL ME
khrismarts24 2 months ago
where and how did you download gta 4? or did you bought it?
khrismarts24 2 months ago
LESBIANS!!!
faceb123 2 months ago
Penis in pussy!!! Oh yeah!!!!!!!!
faceb123 2 months ago
Sex and Voilence always sells :P
waizzy111 3 months ago 3
1:47 he discovered that the girl have aids
kronnohs123 4 months ago 26
1:25 a boy ride on his car and get sex wtf
progargaen12 4 months ago
stop movin tha camera ..... its hard 2 watch when it keeps movin
jeronna92 4 months ago
3:15 to 3:16(or 17) Kings and Queens ! :DDDD
101djwess1 4 months ago
where is it
soppegirls2011 4 months ago
Niko: "Is dis shit legal!?" lol XD I was laughing so hard at that.
krocialblack 4 months ago
charlie harper lifestyle
earydog 4 months ago
Ew! Graphics settings in low. :(
npadul30 4 months ago
lol
brabdonolmstead 4 months ago
i love it when u get 2 girls during ur privet dance
brabdonolmstead 4 months ago
Norwegian shooter? GTA style
behrooz4 5 months ago
wat res u running at?
mortizasthetripleg 5 months ago
3:20 yeah, i would never accept that fat bitch
theonlyguytodie 5 months ago
@theonlyguytodie So? I mean, who cares if you or don't? Stop wanting for thumbs up, faggot! :P
Gangsta4Lives 5 months ago
wow so sexy
justinbiebersfanism 5 months ago
Honestly, if I have to sit in front of a monitor 10 hours a day to develop a software I personally don't care about and fulfilling boring plot requirements made by somebody else and not being able to surf porn on corporation computers...I'd probably design some of my own fantasies into the game if I were the developer too.
R5H4D0W 6 months ago
No Nipple Or Bush!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
BeyBladerTrey 6 months ago
hard to believe that this game was controversial.
HatersG0nHate 6 months ago
i had a boner the whole fucking time.
TheDestroyerOfN00bz 6 months ago 48
@TheDestroyerOfN00bz Wow shows u have a despearte life
ps3gamefan123 6 months ago
@TheDestroyerOfN00bz me too*chokes chicken*
ironsabbath70 3 months ago
if it were an option I would've payed her to strip down naked and do it hard with me
TheDestroyerOfN00bz 6 months ago
i kill them for my money back lol
yamikonton 6 months ago
Did you know the orgasm moaning in the Chelsea Grin song "Lifeless" was taken from this game?
TehKrakerzGuy 6 months ago
ROFL OH MY GOD DUDE I LAUGHED SO HARD
mymindisgone01 6 months ago
Keep Pressing Number "2" and you'll see action!
TheMrBrandonz 6 months ago
ATLEAST THEY DONT CHEAT ON YOU :O
moronpigy 7 months ago
i got such a boner
TheKruum 7 months ago
Duke Nukem Girls Look Much More Better!
EatDaGamez 7 months ago
man, she has a bony ass!
TheThunderboltFreak 8 months ago
You are crazy man :))
Andreicrazy98 8 months ago
wow how you got 2 strippers
LucasRapRock 8 months ago
5.43 what a head-shot
azerrrrr1 8 months ago
My friend sang that song on 2:24 at school xD
caspianxii 8 months ago
shake your ass watch yourself
ilikepuppies99 8 months ago
lol at 2:20
chris10735 8 months ago
easy way to get money back from the f**king hookers. Once you have done ur stuff inside the car when she's leaving kill her and get the cash. Thats it. Thanks
machinam9gamer 8 months ago
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1:50 XDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! Lol Lol Lol and more Lol
gerardo49078 8 months ago
1:25 XDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! Lol
gerardo49078 8 months ago
i wish this was real life
raisinetts 8 months ago
You must be the Long Island Ripper? Haha
lathamnufc 9 months ago
you have s e x then you kill them lol
purpleminininjas 9 months ago
3:10 ''kings & queens" cool
TheGreatGreenLegend 9 months ago
lol
egyfan2010 9 months ago
3:26 No Fat Chicks
halo7 9 months ago
@halo7 let em knw!!! lol
dominic970 9 months ago
how do you get a hooker in gta sa for pc?
thedamnmoron 9 months ago
He is crazy
DS496081 10 months ago
actually i did this when i played gta san andreas i would go sleep with the hookers then kill them to get my money back for sleeping with them XD
UtotBoomTae 10 months ago
take advantge of the problem before killing it ouut= hire a hooker kil her
bubby492 10 months ago
killing more of them would make you a good person
thesniperburner 10 months ago
we all like violence and boobies!!! another boobie coming!
iandiwaforever 10 months ago
we all like violence and boobies!!!
iandiwaforever 10 months ago
why do you kill the hookers
blowupuate13 11 months ago 53
@blowupuate13 I think the real question is why wouldn't you?
JohnnyKnodoff 11 months ago 148
@JohnnyKnodoff If you kill them you cant enjoy them again. A dead pussy is not that fun.
twistedyogert 8 months ago
@JohnnyKnodoff use 'em 'n lose 'em
R5H4D0W 6 months ago
@JohnnyKnodoff what song is it at 2:20?
ctime129 5 months ago
@ctime129 Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Dannst3r 5 months ago
@blowupuate13 r u one so u feel offended?
anamarija2207 10 months ago
@blowupuate13
Jack the ripper
CharlieStanebayers 9 months ago
@blowupuate13 to get your money back
xmaster720 6 months ago
@blowupuate13 To Get ya money back ! :D
SoldierofMusic666 6 months ago
@blowupuate13 To get the money back so basically you got laid for free! :D
xBranneh 6 months ago
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@blowupuate13 So you can get back the money.
Greenjay437 5 months ago
@blowupuate13 cause he is the ice truck killer (from dexter series)
ssoouubbhhiii 5 months ago
I was masturbating while watching strippers dancing LOL
MrExtremeNoob 11 months ago
@MrExtremeNoob who wasnt
gecomaman 11 months ago
I was dying of laughter when you went all guns-a-blazing and the security is just like "UH EXCUSE ME HEY NO! NO! BAD! D:<" and respond to the gunfire with "OKAY SERIOUSLY DUDE LIKE LEAVE THAT'S A NO-NO" levels of authority. XD
LuffyDumpkins 11 months ago
dude didn't u know that when u got a hooker and when shes giving u a hand job blow gob or giving it 2 her up the butt move your car back then forward and then choose another thing u would like her 2 do blow job hand job or giving it 2 her up the butt
MrBryce4477 11 months ago
you are psihooo !
Konlerone 1 year ago
how do u get 2 stripers how plz tell
TheJak314 1 year ago
@TheJak314 third dance
tugaleiro1000 1 year ago
2 stripers = nice
THEAKEAL 1 year ago
THONGS!
CalvinKuo17 1 year ago
yeah is good
TheNko17 1 year ago
bah comra moving
CunnerVax 1 year ago
scene 2
Hooker: fuck the shit out of me.
Random guy in background: What the fuck is going on!
chainsawkitty1 1 year ago
If the first ladie didnt say '' Yeah Fuck this shit out of me you nasty fucker '' she would of never been shot LMFAO!
Samantha123120 1 year ago
they have all kinds of TITTIES!!! lmfao roman forever man!
ificareilltellu 1 year ago
the only thing dat makes dis better then GTA SA is dat wen they fuck in the car they actually do sumthin but in gta sa dey jus sit there and make noises
nickimichelleminaj 1 year ago 61
@nickimichelleminaj Dat makes dis better is dat? Why would you spell it like that? Are you trying to look stupid on purpose, because that's what it seems like.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 57
@JohnnyKnodoff no look dont start nothing with me okay....
and if i want to spell like dat then i CAN okay? so bring it down and move on wit ur life
nickimichelleminaj 1 year ago
@nickimichelleminaj same as in the previous 3d gta games
halowraith1 11 months ago
there is somethin rong with this game o_O
deanaLG1995 1 year ago
bwahahahhaahh!!!! shoot at his puusy too! lolz!
MrBilalmufc 1 year ago
money back gaurentee
ureWHOLEFAMILY 1 year ago 3
i'm going to get this game =)
The5FEel 1 year ago
It's comin... its comin... BONER
AntalisVonLeus 1 year ago
how did you get that slick suit?!
cp868985 1 year ago 26
@cp868985 Honestly I dont remember
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 21
@JohnnyKnodoff you honestly aint true to your viewers are you dude?
XDraydenReapZX 10 months ago
dood how can you have sex in gta iv is the club on 1 island 2 island or 3 island please respond
mastafa1iscool 9 months ago
@JohnnyKnodoff U buy it
cedrick29251 6 months ago
@cp868985 u need to get too the sencond or third city to get it theres more clothes stores
erinrulz11 1 year ago
@cp868985 Perseus it's a store in Algonquin
AlexSaysHi2013 10 months ago
@cp868985 You buy it at Perseus.
Elkotend 10 months ago
@cp868985 Go to Perseus
ArsenalTomas 9 months ago
@cp868985 it a cheat well u can get it from somewhere else but it a cheat too
waterpaw13 9 months ago
@cp868985 he got it by being manager for the club. but to get with the girl he had to leave the club for ten seconds so he doesnt have to work there but keep the suit
jjhitman615 6 months ago
@cp868985 It's the Perseus clothes store.
Greenjay437 5 months ago
man grand theft auto iv is so realistic i can't wait til GTA V (Release In 2012-2013..) ages from now but i wonder how realistic it'll be and i L.A. Noire looks good to keep up the great work rockstar i've always been a fan of yours.
FuryPk1337 1 year ago
Oh yeah
XDraydenReapZX 1 year ago
hooker: whew! u really got me worked up there sweetie...
luis: (yeah you aint seen nothing yet bitch) -whacks with bat-
skywaugh 1 year ago
Lol he shoots the hooker, and the security guard is like "OK, your going to have to leave" XD
SupaCoolShizzz 1 year ago
I WANT THIS GAME
sHEROsUper 1 year ago 4
Ahh the wonders of pixleations....
DukePieface 1 year ago
kill the fat bitch!!!!
donv430 1 year ago
kill the fat bitch!!!! xD
donv430 1 year ago
kill fat bitch
ultramoney25 1 year ago
how do u fuck hoes???
Armred207 1 year ago
Where do you even find hookers?
dustinthegamer 1 year ago
allow getting a boner about carttoon
LWE112 1 year ago
ohh fuck yeah!!! i see the nipples ohh fuck i wanna fuck ...
123RoboticChicken 1 year ago
I like how the bouncer is just like "sir, you're gonna have to leave" as he's shooting the hell outta the stripper, and then you shoot the one on the pole in the pussy
daphnestory 1 year ago
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@JohnnyKnodoff HAHA yes they did.
2proskaters 1 year ago
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2proskaters 1 year ago
i love it how you destroy the hookers after you do them.
2proskaters 1 year ago 87
@2proskaters They had it comin.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 58
@JohnnyKnodoff You mean cumin :)
joshdavis071 1 year ago
@JohnnyKnodoff "fo' sho'," they don't have souls anyway :)
AlexSaysHi2013 10 months ago
@2proskaters Its his version of a "money-back guarintie"
KainSuba 1 year ago
...I also like how u dident let the fat hooker into your car
southparklover18 1 year ago
Omg...this is way american games kick ass, but how did u get the strip club and hookers? ( i just started the game)
southparklover18 1 year ago
@southparklover18 There's 2 strip clubs in the game, and hookers scattered in the bad parts of town. and yeah, no fat bitches allowed rofl
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
@JohnnyKnodoff bad parts of the city?like where?
jesseisdamncute 1 year ago
@jesseisdamncute Like the Bronx. I forgot what they call it in this game though. The smallest island
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
yeah
at first you were like : SHAKE YOUR ASS !!!
and then your like : not fucking funny .... >:(
BREENize 1 year ago
man you kill girls wen you fuck them? man you are mean xDDDD
TheUnknownD 1 year ago
how did you record that on your TV?
sdb561 1 year ago
@sdb561 this is the pc version. i record it with fraps. you can record console gameplay using a dazzle. try googling.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
Nice fk the chicks then shoot em. Dirty hors!
GRAW247 1 year ago
u r a godame terrorist you fuck her & you kill her hhhh
ps3solution 1 year ago
@TrendyhendyPD Hahahaha. Touche' sir.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
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zezima361 1 year ago
kill everyone!
loopper9 1 year ago
wtf?lol
catman1233 1 year ago
wow that actully got me hard ``:D
firstrecon44 1 year ago
@firstrecon44 Haha, nice man
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
wow
jamariomenesmith 1 year ago
@jamariomenesmith Ridiculous? I know.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
2:36 what is the song name?
gabin554 1 year ago
@gabin554 Mystikal - Shake that I ass , I believe. That's close at least. The song is actually playing within the game, not my own added track
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
whats the song@ 3:15?
catman1233 1 year ago
@catman1233 It's a 30 seconds to mars song. Don't remember which.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
@catman1233 kings & queens by 30 seconds to mars
Horcruxify 1 year ago
wtf ending 0.0
dbowjj 1 year ago
danm dats one cubic ass
CdotJ2607 1 year ago
@CdotJ2607 Lmao.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
Why kill the strippers and hookers? You are going to hell.
noformstyle 1 year ago
@noformstyle God I hope so, I don't want to spend eternity around pussies and bible thumpers
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
1:51 haha lmfao
redeyesla 1 year ago
@redeyesla Whaaaat? It was a crab removal.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
<3 e-whores
starsandairplanes1 1 year ago
i was on today and noticed that you can actually see whats going on did that happen in a patch ??
andrewp303 1 year ago
To be honest, I really am not sure. It's been like that ever since I started playing the game. I can't remember if I downloaded any patches or not.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago