Ow so we are telling war stories aye, well try this one. In the American Ant War, one stumbled upon my house. I had no choice. I had to get some answers. I heard somewhere that ants can breath underwater for 2 hours. So i placed him in my fish bowl and told him he had till the end of the hangover before i killed his family. Sadly the fish got him first :p
Ha! I do the same thing, last summer my bedroom was a war zone. My friend left a ring-pop in my room and lucky for me i had some fun with the ants. I also left a cup of apple juice in my room before i knew i had ants...an hour later that cup was full of dead ants, what a sweet way to start a war. :)
Does anyone know when this DVD actually came out? I saw mention of it on this site with the top 10 Comedy DVDs, but I can't remember how I found the site. Dan Cummins is HILARIOUS though!!
At girl scout camp a hell lot of ants ate a whole in my favorite underwear. That's when i stopped being nice and let them into my decoy bag. They went from the forest to the city. Good luck you little bastards
@DannyWithAe Um......worker ants are female. When you took them from the forest to the city they just feed one worker more than the others and wala a new queen and a whole new colony.
@barry34785 Um, I don't mean to be rude or offensive, but this is a stand up comedy thing, and he was just joking. Your facts are very accurate, but stop with science and have a laugh.
I have a small invasion in my bed room that my parents don't know about. I don't tell them for the same reason. I have declared war upon them. I've found that it is fun to take the one ant, WHILE he is carrying sugar. And place him down the street from my house. Have a fun trip, ant.
@JRFproductions hahahaha what i do is i pretend theyve came from a really far trip and i pick up a troop and i just throw them and keep doing that haha
I find it absolutely mind-blowing that on the comments section of a lot of comedians youtube videos, the fans literally repeat in text format what every single person who has ever viewed this video will have seen. What is the point of a comment section if all people do is copy and paste what a comedian has said? By the way Dan Cummins is an amazing "new" comedian and I look to be enjoying his, 1 or more, hour long stand-up sessions on HBO in the near future.
The funny thing is we currently have an ant infestation at our house, along with another one (damn waterbugs.) I'll have to try that "ant in an enclosed tubberware of sugar" later. xD
0 dislikes. Good job, we haven't fully devolved yet. :D
gaaranarutoman 1 month ago
Make this available on mobile phones
tylerrehkopf 2 months ago
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British Ants. yes.
DeathnoteBB 2 months ago
DAN COME TO TEXAS!!!
HIIMCAPSLOCK 2 months ago
comedian? I think not.
Prodigy? Absoulutely.
charliethechaplin 4 months ago 4
Ow so we are telling war stories aye, well try this one. In the American Ant War, one stumbled upon my house. I had no choice. I had to get some answers. I heard somewhere that ants can breath underwater for 2 hours. So i placed him in my fish bowl and told him he had till the end of the hangover before i killed his family. Sadly the fish got him first :p
PoopyAnis 5 months ago
What does The Richards mean?
ListerineFresh 5 months ago
@ListerineFresh "Sir" Richards
GTAmerc 3 months ago
He has gone mad your magesty!! He burned the Richards!!!
salemslot11 9 months ago 7
Ha! I do the same thing, last summer my bedroom was a war zone. My friend left a ring-pop in my room and lucky for me i had some fun with the ants. I also left a cup of apple juice in my room before i knew i had ants...an hour later that cup was full of dead ants, what a sweet way to start a war. :)
InvisableAlice 11 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you went to get some lighters and WD-40 ha
sk8rsammycx 1 year ago
why must you be so funny my head hurts
fireman24465 1 year ago 3
Does anyone know when this DVD actually came out? I saw mention of it on this site with the top 10 Comedy DVDs, but I can't remember how I found the site. Dan Cummins is HILARIOUS though!!
ramone2185 1 year ago
Find tiny noah.
Gorillaz0101 1 year ago
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mario5157 1 year ago 4
At girl scout camp a hell lot of ants ate a whole in my favorite underwear. That's when i stopped being nice and let them into my decoy bag. They went from the forest to the city. Good luck you little bastards
DannyWithAe 1 year ago
@DannyWithAe Um......worker ants are female. When you took them from the forest to the city they just feed one worker more than the others and wala a new queen and a whole new colony.
barry34785 1 year ago
@barry34785
they don't know what hit them. They gotta work extra hard in newleans
DannyWithAe 1 year ago
@barry34785 Um, I don't mean to be rude or offensive, but this is a stand up comedy thing, and he was just joking. Your facts are very accurate, but stop with science and have a laugh.
historybuff4 1 year ago 2
i did that xD i put an ant in a jar IT WAS RUNNIN LIKE CRAZY
ninjalelouch 1 year ago
lmfao i love that comedian
AndrewMacedonia 1 year ago
xD haha
annaelsie88 1 year ago
I have a small invasion in my bed room that my parents don't know about. I don't tell them for the same reason. I have declared war upon them. I've found that it is fun to take the one ant, WHILE he is carrying sugar. And place him down the street from my house. Have a fun trip, ant.
JRFproductions 1 year ago 59
@JRFproductions hahahaha what i do is i pretend theyve came from a really far trip and i pick up a troop and i just throw them and keep doing that haha
Lvl60Slayer 8 months ago
@JRFproductions isnt that going a little to far? he'll never see his family again
StixIsLost 1 month ago
Homemade napalm FTW.
PirateZomby 1 year ago
Truly awesome. I'm now a huge fan.
NineveDonovan 1 year ago
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I find it absolutely mind-blowing that on the comments section of a lot of comedians youtube videos, the fans literally repeat in text format what every single person who has ever viewed this video will have seen. What is the point of a comment section if all people do is copy and paste what a comedian has said? By the way Dan Cummins is an amazing "new" comedian and I look to be enjoying his, 1 or more, hour long stand-up sessions on HBO in the near future.
shatteredreams1212 1 year ago
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shatteredreams1212 1 year ago
"watch him walk around and around losing his tiny mind.... all the sugar he could ever want.... no where to take it!"
modernmusic52 1 year ago 2
"where is the sugar nigel we can smell it?'
i do not know sir! i do not know!
samownsian 1 year ago 58
he's gone mad your majesty!!! he burned the richards!!!
yankeesfan1540 1 year ago
The funny thing is we currently have an ant infestation at our house, along with another one (damn waterbugs.) I'll have to try that "ant in an enclosed tubberware of sugar" later. xD
NoaQep 1 year ago