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Why is the top 2 comments about peoples penis's?

wheres the download D:<

Ok this random but black people (not tryin to be racist) wear their pants down low yuh know we white people call it swagin spell it backwards without the S and W....we are some sneaky biches arent we.

ralisaxe 2 weeks ago

@ralisaxe its actually called saggin...does ur saying make more sense now?

utube32395 2 weeks ago

thats no bs, i just got my child support papers the other day, i know that bitch wont spend a dime on the baby.

tay2ler 4 weeks ago

i dont like beiber but uhh his dick must be big enough to get slena gomez haha

DkBCotton 1 month ago

It's really mind blowing how its like the same person on every damn video that says "The dislike bar is the size of beibers dick, hur hur hur hur I never get tired of saying the same joke" Like shit man, even Robin Williams made new material and he turned into a burnt out washed up druggie.

Kaih0 1 month ago 2

@Kaih0 For sure....

Jamesandsue69 1 month ago

Treefiddy :)

pizzydiz 1 month ago

i need subtitles

p4tooo 1 month ago

jb is bj backwards lol XD

2rdecker 2 months ago

Should of used a condom:/

ModernGaming750 2 months ago

Damn it, me and my buddy were gonna do a spluf of this song and the coris is "I got raped by my daddy"

imnotgonnareadit 3 months ago

Is Rucka racist? - NO

Like This? - Hell yeah

Is this really Rucka first parody? - No it is his second parody

SUBSCRIBE TO RUCKA AND ME :) FYI Condoms do save you alot of money xD

WhiteRabbitXPrincess 3 months ago

second parody

kingkimotado 4 months ago

song: young jeezy ft. Kanye west-put on

GeneralRonnie98 4 months ago

I just saved thousands of dollars on child support by switching to condoms

Narutohhiii 4 months ago

TheMikeylikey2 More like thats yours

ps3orxbox360100 4 months ago

rucka rucka ali is not racist

Tyler51576 4 months ago

this songs of skate 3 its cool

JDCPRODUCTIONSUK 5 months ago

rucka rucka ail dose NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike blacks

TheHaloboy10 5 months ago

rucka all day n night fuck haters

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Blixir 5 months ago

RUCKA RUCKA ALIIIIIII

mememeandgod 5 months ago

lol the bass bangs the shit out my house lol RUCKA BASS FOR LIFE :p

miragef19 5 months ago 2

nice fail hellocally2010.. go look at ur own comment? u missed number 5? without telling shit about it.. epic fail!

thecockycola 5 months ago

@thecockycola I KNOW :)

hellocally2010 5 months ago

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hellocally2010 5 months ago

@hellocally2010 you skip 5 dumb fucking cunt

KINGxTROLL 5 months ago

@KINGxTROLL WOW RELAX

hellocally2010 5 months ago

@KINGxTROLL he skipped 3 too its just supposed to be funny get a sense of humor please

hewittbryan 5 months ago

xbox360

MrHugovsalex 5 months ago

lol wow rucka

MrHugovsalex 5 months ago

Well he didnt say that this was his first either, he said ''First'' like: Im first ''Nuckas 4 life'' = he loves Rucka God peeps, read,

SinnesAdictedPC 5 months ago

rucka never fails to deliver great fucking parodies. i could listen to his songs all day

cilstevecilman 6 months ago

rucka rucka ali for president!!!

cmon424 6 months ago 4

wow rucka dissed young jezzy..

rubixcubesolve 6 months ago

tree fiddy...

ManseaM 6 months ago

this isn't his 1st parody wtf

tnai819 6 months ago

Fbhdhdhdhdjdj

AsainTidwater 6 months ago

@AsainTidwater good point man

martinayiteyisgod 6 months ago

RUCKAS NUCKAS 4 LIFE!!!

80Spriestapocalyptis 6 months ago

5 people pay to much for child support

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Shrapnel1235 7 months ago

@Shrapnel1235 Nice XD

soulzreaper297 6 months ago

@Shrapnel1235 u also skipped 5 LOL

TheMartineib 6 months ago

@Shrapnel1235

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XxRawRzZzXx 6 months ago

@Shrapnel1235 You a straight up TROLL, yo!!!

razant17 6 months ago

top comment is gay.

fallenrouge 7 months ago

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y no pay child support.

Petah989 7 months ago 4

God why are people so pissed at ppl cuz they dont want to havekids

its one of the best things you can do for yourself. It must be a primal instinct to mindlessly have lots of kids and not think of the consequences. All of you monkeys sicken me....

fromstart2finish 7 months ago

@G2Cproductions I'd like to point out, that in that comment you are saying 'people like you have nothing else to do but insult people online', well, in that comment you are insulting someone... I.e. You fucking fail.

applepieindesky 7 months ago 2

@applepieindesky gorrammint can't yall just shut up and enjoy the song?

ShotgunAFlyboy 7 months ago

@ShotgunAFlyboy I will follow your advice... I will shutup now... *Sleeps*

applepieindesky 7 months ago

i cant pay child support without a recpit sorry

shomenking121 7 months ago

@G2Cproductions pssssh the theme is child support, they're just jokes... not intended to insult anyone. get over yourself captn save a hoe

darkmark420 8 months ago

Malaria...

Was that the kids name? lol woooow

LookItsZee 9 months ago

arguin ovr the internet is like da special olympics if u win it kool but ur stil retarded at the end

Trixta5150 9 months ago

@Trixta5150 Your spelling is like someone from the Special Olympics was writing for you.

DanielShepherdTV 9 months ago 2

The dislike bar is -8 times the size of jb's dick.

TheMikeylikey2 9 months ago 63

@TheMikeylikey2 more like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times bigger

maxaman100 9 months ago

@TheMikeylikey2 only YOU would know the size of justin bieber's dick

angelofdarkness2205 4 months ago 78

@angelofdarkness2205 haha

whackemandstackem5 3 months ago

@angelofdarkness2205 What is this dick you speak of?

ConsoleWarSucks 1 month ago

@angelofdarkness2205 im guessing your a justin bieber fan

zombieslayer2525 1 month ago

@zombieslayer2525 hell no, i hate that faggot. it's just soo funny how soo many people knows the size of his dick.

angelofdarkness2205 1 month ago

@TheMikeylikey2 so your saying jb has a big dick? unless u mean its 8x

rfhaifley 4 months ago 13

@TheMikeylikey2 what dick????

hiddenmasterseeker 3 months ago

@TheMikeylikey2 You realize that what you said means JB has a huge dick

thomasjr3033 2 months ago

@thomasjr3033 9 times -8 is -72... so that means that it goes inside of him i.e. a vagina

TheMikeylikey2 1 month ago 2

@thomasjr3033 how? if its 8 times the size, that means 8/9 = the size of jbs dick, which is fucking small, lrn your word placement =p

ghostlyvampire 1 month ago

@TheMikeylikey2 wrong its a lit blunt

shippo135790ableable 1 month ago 2

@TheMikeylikey2 In what unit of measurement dickwad. You could mean miles for all we know.

xSaNdWiChPaRtYx 3 weeks ago

None of these new songs are funny

Ben4201163 10 months ago

@Ben4201163 Your just mad you gotta pay child support.

SuperBlackWhiteGuy 10 months ago

@Ben4201163 then GTFO

unholydecree 10 months ago

CHILD SUPPOAT FO MA KIDDIE!

TheSnakeIdiot 10 months ago

-- AKON!!!will not be in this son!

XxCONMYSTROxX 10 months ago

damn genius! =D 0:00 <-- PRESS HERE

ouweoma 11 months ago

Akon! Will not be on this song!!

MultiKnull 11 months ago

the dislike bar on this is like justin biebers dick

mrminenoturs 11 months ago

@mrminenoturs fuck dude ive seen that comment a million fucking times just stop copying and pasting that shit i dont like beiber but i dont promote him pasting shit everywhere

FluffeeShoes 11 months ago

funny i gave my ex all my money and she said it was for the kids but i started thinking "when the fuck did we have kids?" then this came on

chewindafat019 11 months ago

@chewindafat019 lol legit?

Xerios13 11 months ago

@Xerios13 i dunno, i was half asleep when she came by lol

chewindafat019 11 months ago

is there a video of this

TheLykenking 11 months ago

michal jackson was a great singer and dancer but bad with kids

556manman 11 months ago

His first parody was I can do whatever I'm white. It says so in his biography on his official homepage...

l70hts 11 months ago

Rucka can never be racist he is making jokes

ThatUndeadGuy666 1 year ago 5

Rucka Rucka ali u can be sometimes racist.

TheHardy1220 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure his first parody was " Ching Chang Chong " good vid tho :)

urowner123 1 year ago

@urowner123 I can do whatever im white

JoshBroz 1 year ago

@urowner123 nah his 1st parady was i can do whatever im white

boshnation 1 year ago

@urowner123 well ur wrong :)....this is his first parody

MegaYankeefan 11 months ago

so thats what he prays to lolol

h0k4g3u 1 year ago

fuck his funny as fuk lol

XtReM3xAuSsi3xGaMinG 1 year ago

OMG his first parody! Ive been looking for this!!!!

maddude56 1 year ago

good news... I just saved a ton on child support by switching to condoms

darkmark420 1 year ago 415

@darkmark420 real men use hot air balloons lol

a47041 10 months ago

@a47041 that's why YOU STILL paying child support duh I'm winning

darkmark420 10 months ago

@darkmark420 lol

a47041 10 months ago

@a47041 ya don't get it kid! your mom should have rolled over, damn what did your dad do fucka pool jet streamer?

darkmark420 10 months ago

@darkmark420WTF

a47041 10 months ago

@a47041 lol remember that I don't know you. but no you never heard that before? your mom rolled over on a seman stain. think about it. the jet streamer in the pool and the guy that blows in one of those every girl in the pool get pregnant.

darkmark420 10 months ago

@darkmark420 no i've never heard that one

a47041 10 months ago

@a47041 that's because you're mom should have swallowed

darkmark420 10 months ago

@darkmark420 god quit why are you being such an ass hole

a47041 10 months ago

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@a47041 dude you obviously just don't get it.... it s jokes and they aint even really DIRECTED at you so stop taking insult out of nothing there jeesh

lol remember that I don't know you

darkmark420 10 months ago