Chinese Guy tells a Joke

[drifthigh]

Stupid azz mudafucka

[drifthigh]

Mrsoccernigga02, yur juz saying that cuz yur homosexual (gay) just in case yu didn't know wat dat means and yur in LOVE with peter chao and yu have NO friends

[MsStarstruck1234]

wait so ur ............KOREAN?

[Birdman027]

peter chao is caucasian... without the cauc

[adzug]

its always easy to tell the Chinese guy cuz they are always trying to put pee pee in my coke 

[dbzburst7008]

that joke is sooooooooooooooooo funny hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[gothicsapphire3]

I'm white and I'm not boring, I think.

[mrSoccernigga02]

why do brak ppl have brak hands cuz they whip shit wt there hands lol ganster matherfucker lol

[mrSoccernigga02]

i like the white girl lol xD

[darkAngel9243]

Wow why is everyone cussing out each other? That has nothing to do with this video and plus I like Peter chao so can everyone just please shut the fuck up please? I'm serious I was kinda in a good mood before yalls entire conversation got me a lil p.O'd so golden rule here; if ya ain't got nothin good to say don't say shit thank you

[Mizzcutelittlebunny]

@darkAngel9243 there just comments, chill! if u read one comment u dont like then dont read the rest!

[open2legs]

If I was not chinese I choose to be brack lmao

[AdymyAndMe]

The same thing happens to me!!! They say that im chinese but im not!!! "Its offensive" - Peter Chao No offense on chinese people i mean im a fan of Petr Chao myself. in other words Peter Chao rocks

[ClockinNiggas]

Toe toe reespeck lol!

[Gamerboy560]

Asian? O.o

[smartkidcno]

D: I am white but i am not boring i wish i was Chinese.

[theguywittheface1]

@virgingirl26 Shut up black virgin and the joke is people have black palms cuz they cant afford paper so they wipe theyr ass wit theyre own hands hands

[virgingirl26]

@theguywittheface1 Im not a virgin and all i asked is where is the joke cause my computer shut off cause of a thunderstorm. So stfu Bye

[virgingirl26]

So where is the joke at.

[SuperClazyboy]

Man don't say that dude the White race is the richest one. Black people used to be slaves i don't mean this in a offensive way but all races have a reason to hate white people. Russians hate us for the cold war, Germans hate us for World War 2 same with Japanese. Chinese have a reason too. During the Gold Rush Chinese immigrants where sent into gold mines and caves to blow holes in the mountains with TNT. (ETC. Rail-rode). Blacks can hate us for slavery I don't blame them for that.

[kn101697]

My case i'd worse! Peepo say I'm Chinese or japenese or Korean! I'm actully Vietnamese!!

[MrDennisTV]

@kn101697 same here her haa im viet to :D

[ervin920]

1.3 billion of us and ppl still get it wrong.

[yobmas722]

who you said chinese.... you usually say chilese..

[123matthewwhite]

his laugh made me laugh

[akire760]

I'm Japanese and everyone thinks I'm Chinese but my teacher thinks I'm philipeano just cuz I have a Mexican dad but look Asian I know how u feel

[skullstar64]

i am asian, black and white and i love peter chao muddafucka!

[MrFlimmzy]

if you hold down 2 he looks like he's jerking off.

[derrick9006]

2:57 ==!!

[dennon98]

ok that joke is funny



[Stolemyusename]

It is offensivel to go up an Asian person and ask him/her whether you are Chinese or Korean or Japanese or Vietnamese or other nationalities.

It's like go up to an White person and ask him/her are you British or American or German or French. It's not alright! :(

[theguywittheface1]

Blake people cnt afford toilet paper so they wipe there ass wit thier hands ... xD so true

[virgingirl26]

@theguywittheface1 Not true

[MyMomScreamsMariah]

Lmao !

[Yifmelon]

That's like going up to German and saying you're a Jew right?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[slurpy1829]

Lol ur laugh

[ReyLaerus]

that's one hell of an evil laughter... LOL

[partyjackthexboxguy]

if u hit 9 he sounds french

[456paolarocks]

funny joke and wht was dat at the end

[alvin95able]

man hes so young lol

[alexpetro27]

BFD. Vietnemese, Korean, Japanese ... They all came from China originally

[sadizm]

@alexpetro27 where does the thai and malays came from?

[MultiRump]

why do black guys have white palms?

the paint from the police cars!

[aewilson95]

Haha it's true! White people are boring!

[chunky52695]

so...this is where the "Matha Facker" all started

[KeshaIsHot808]

im white

[KeshaIsHot808]

white people suck

[Son0fBinladen]

@KeshaIsHot808 lol, jelous much?

[KeshaIsHot808]

@Son0fBinladen i am KOKASIAN so back the fuck off nigga

[Son0fBinladen]

@KeshaIsHot808 im not black...and its white people that let black peopl in this country, and no offense but white people ruled the world, and we still wouldbe if we werent kind ad let u all hav freedom and live in OUR COUNTRY!

[virgingirl26]

@Son0fBinladen lmfao @ our country

[Son0fBinladen]

@virgingirl26 thn why are u lkiving init, wanker, immagrent like u is wat brings our country down!

[virgingirl26]

@Son0fBinladen U need to learn how to spell before u reply to someone. Immagrent. Its spelled immigrant, also likiving is spelled living. Next time spell check little boy. I guess u didnt learn much in school have u

[Son0fBinladen]

@virgingirl26 im rushing shithead, i dont look at the keyboard, erm, i didnt learn much at school? Your the cunts who dont listen at school and then change ur attitude right before your exams, plus, u just cussed my spelling, nothing really based on the arguement cause u kno ur being a fucking prik looking down on the country u know live in...why did u come here in the first place if u dont like it!

[virgingirl26]

@Son0fBinladen Stfu dude and go back to school. Discussion is over LOSER.

[Son0fBinladen]

@virgingirl26 lol, giv up u fat bitch, ur such a cunt, u just ignored evrything i wrote...no wondr ur a virgin!

[virgingirl26]

@Son0fBinladen Again stfu and learn how to type stupid bitch and im not a virgin dumbass. Get off my dick bitch

[Son0fBinladen]

@virgingirl26 its called abrivtiation BITCH, and by the size of u it would be pretty hard to find ur dick....go back to skool? YOUR THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO LEARN RESPECT FAT ASS!

[BloodyBloodjr]

no im chinese mother fucka

[kensuu1995]

i chose to be brak motherfu*ker and i try to be gangters motherfuc*er

[TexasHasPoo]

tow tow respect.

[MazorKuziaki]

That's the hardest I've EVER laughed at ANYTHING on youtube.

[wolfman7123]

lol go ahed call me a cracker, i dont mine being tasty XD

[imV1v1]

yes, theres a different!!!!! so true peter chao

[taehan911]

wat???? no ''chao outside mothafuker''? thatz lik tha best part lol!

[JeffersonDarkBright]

Total respect lmfao

[PokeZillaX3000]

What happened in the end?

[OmGDomOxD]

@joradan121695xx Can't you take a joke, freaking racist fag

[jordan121695xx]

hey fuck you you squinty eyed bastered u fuck with a white guy your ass would be hanging in the big oak tree out in my front yard u damn spook

[ItsFunTV]

lol This Guys Got Guts xD Peter Chao's Awesome! ;)

[FlubbaJubbaNoonga]

its funny he's still trying to get his recent accent

[Normanvids]

@leevandweyer1996 also why do black people have big noses thats where god held them when he painted them p.s i no racist

[leevandeweyer1996]

I have a real joke : why do black ppl have white hands and feet? Because they were standing on hands and feet when they were painted. ( im not a racist! I just got this from another dude!)

[mawd83]

So you're saying that all Germans and all jews hate each other?

[Gallacc]

funny but WTF dude black people have flat hands coz they cant afford toilet paper u cant afford a fuckin like dick head but no offence

[BrieCheeseable]

you say that other people are racist against you saying your Korean or whatever... Are you fuckin kidding???? Your the one slinging the racist black people jokes. Sayong white people shouldn't be a race. Have a look in the mirror.

[DuceUtight]

@BrieCheeseable It's comedy fool, just don't go to Timothy Delaghetto's channel cuz I see your sensitive and you might kill yourself.lol

[FICKENbisZUMtot]

WTF?! I am german, my best friend is german but he is also a jew.... It is just a Religion, it has nothing to do with nationality...

[uhihyigtuuoj]

@FICKENbisZUMtot umm are u forgetting what hitler did to the jews?

[FICKENbisZUMtot]

@uhihyigtuuoj OMG FUCK YOU!!! I am not Hitler and I dont have anything to do with the crimes of my ancestors you fucking retard....

[candypop2you]

Freaking AWESOME !

[ItsFunTV]

haha CRAZY MOTHERF**KER!

[Kresterz]

his old microphone sucks...

lol

his accent is different?

[xXxMemoryCardxXx]

@BrokenHaz dude, its "Chao outside mudafacka"

Yeah and PC i agree with u, im korean and they call me a bloody mudafackin jap....

[BrokenHax]

lol he doesnt even said,"CHAO OUT SAID MOTHA FUKA!"

[XxDriftManiacxX]

you are awsome youd be like the coolest friend ever!!

[LolRawrz07]

o-o lol why did you scream at the end?

[MrCrapVideos]

yeaaaa, i get that alot, people tell me this : U r from korea rite? I said fuckkk noo, get those TV and internet shits off ur head, i'm a fukin vietnamese mannnn!! it's ok peter chao , even tho i'm vietnamese and ur chinese, i still got ur back bruhhh

[202vidz]

silly japanese boy. small dick sqeaky eye. 

[protodude00]

lol

[MrTaik12345]

he knows how to pronounce words with the letter N clearly in this vid

[John0L3]

On his facebook, he said Mama Chao buy him shitty webcam. I think this is the shitty webcam lol

[ToRaAiKo]

i hate when people can be racist to asians. My parenst they say about them, all these racist things. They hate that i listen to Japanese music. Nearly all my friends say that chinese people are the same as all the asian people. I tell them it's not true, but they are dickheads...

I love you Peter Chao - stay black :)

[TokStyleMa]

I Like Tha Way He Said

Gangsta MuthaFuCCa Lol

[T1hMmy]

@wendiefy you sir are ignorant.

[MsMunky2010]

YOUR HALARIOUS I LOVE YOU

[antoine383334]

chinese asshole teenager, japanese asshole teenager, korean asshole teenager, jew asshole teenager, black asshole teenager, white asshole teenager - all same, all assholes. ah, the teenage years: young, dumb and full of cum. Now is the time to enjoy yourself, so go for it. you won't be able to afford to be such an asshole when you are 50, and a middle manager at some shitass corporation and have 4 kids.

[sistermoon108]

@antoine383334 - hey guys, I am sorry, my crazy dad posted this when I left the computer to take a dump. I haven't been able to delete the damn thing yet. My dad can be a real jerk- he thinks he is funny. Hey, Peter, keep rocking, you are the greatest. Dad: stay off the booze, ok?

[aragon667]

@antoine383334 my family is rich hahahahhaha i can be an asshole forever!!!!!!!

[FAndy1996]

@pzdontsaystupidreply congrats :D

[shweenyee]

dun confuse! dung confess...sound nice! thumb up please

[PonmaniSoFly]

And im laos (; and i hate when theyre always like .. Are you related? just because we're both asian.. And people who dont know your race... likee"whats lao"

[sobrietyistheenemy]

OMG.... Your hilarious.....

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

i wached 5 sec of this then clicked sub then clicked on another vid

[nihilgrg]

OMG, peter chao can`t say different, lol

[FunPerson911]

the new laugh is better....

ha-ah-ha-ah-ah-ha-ha

[BadRick951]

the gangsta part was funny lol...

[MrKenit]

peter chao like u love the boobie

[MrKenit]

peter shao like u love the boobie

[H4yd3n8l00d]

i am not the japan.  awesome joke keep them cummin

[Ragginn1]

im from iceland you are a good joker:)

[candyisasweet1]

Chinese FTW!!! =D

[Reid254]

lol u messed up there u said its like going up to a german and saying hey german ur a jew right lol

[Vendeta24]

no i think he meant exactly that lol

[xiangqi2010]

so in my school they say: are u Chinese or Japanese or korean? lol......too many Asian guys here in my school

[RanmaSaotome12]

same thing happens to me except i'm japanese and everyone thinks i'm chinese lolol

[wongzy1276]

I'm Chinese too White peopo stupit

[Bigbananalaughs]

he told the joke wrong.. or atleast from what i heard..

[Starwishez]

this is true..

I'm 101% Chinese but many people still think I'm Japanese.. >:(((

[lizhdz08]

To to respect!!

[MrAj600]

2:23 thx lol jk do ur thing pete

[alliekat9989]

Hey he totally rolled every single one of his "L's" in this one haha, I knew it!!! He's a big faker but I still love him XD

[pippo521]

What this guy is sayin, it's very true!

[LyricsWorldxP]

Chinese hates Japanese !!

[NZboy141]

yes every one thinks im fucking japanese when im chinese! i mean FUCK! open ur damn eyes!

[Cahraka]

Vietnamese people are better than chinese thats why we are less than chinks

[XxFobuLicousXx]

LMFAO AT THE ENDING

[canada2898]

wow u can tell the accent difference from these old vids and his new ones

[hunterfox500]

he says hello!

[manstrosis]

he is so right, i am German and fucking hate it when i get called a Jew. i am not a filthy son of abraham!!!!!!

[werethaven]

Hey u have a small dick and no eyes(lol im Chinese but its funny)

[dakotafanning1106011]

I don't care what dey say I kinda like this dude:)

[aznchi1]

im vietnamese and ppl always ask if im mexican....NO!!!!! i am no mexican i am quarter spanish!!!!!!u fucking mexican!!!!!!

[xriceboii]

@aznchi1 I'm Vietnamese and Cambodian and people ask if I'm Mexican or Filipino. I'm like why?! just because I have tan skin and my eyes considerably big?

[jlucsonmwenel]

You Racist

[heathery1998]

You got that right Peter Chao!People ask me the same They ask me are you spanish? I was like....ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT????????!!!!!!!

[boikpark]

lol most people say yo you chinease? im korean lol

[BLINDxDINGO]

That is such a fail joke, but the way he says it makes it funny

[Joonmoh]

I'm korean XP

[theclashrock09]

That Black joke is false, Black people do have black hands, he is referring to the Palm of hand because there is no Toilet Paper, but their palms aren't black because there is no Pigmentation and therefore is the same colour palms as White people.

[Kratos0909]

@theclashrock09 actually the palm is still the same color. just a little lighter.

[stevensunding]

I try my best to be GANGSTA MUDDAFUKKA!! lmao

[enjoyerofal1]

@tokko02 we have more pride than other people anyways....

and ro racial profiling on youtube.

[za9002]

that joke sucks ass next time make a better joke

[MrErock72]

actually its true, all asians are different in just about every way like hes a chinese and i a veitnamese

[Raitoookun]

if im both european & asian does this makes me orange man : (

[TheChris142]

I love how he turns around right before he tells the joke, he turns around like there's gonna be a black man just hanging out in his apartment! LOL

[94babylozzi]

i love it when he says 'Black people totall respect and starts punching his cheats! LMAOOOOO

[Pandeneer]

This is probably the funniest video on youtube.

[enjoyerofal1]

Where i live, everybody want to be a korean. Even the chinese people. But evrrybody have pride.

I am korean.

[tokko02]

@enjoyerofal1

who would ever want to be korean? 

[tangocash44]

I totally get u dood. Even If I am white and itarian I wish I could be Japanese guy with long hair and lime green and dark purple highlights. White is sometimes not perfect and this Is one reason. 1 reason-greed

[steveismybrother]

i really dont get what you mean,,do you suffer from mental malfunction???

[offlimits1994]

so funny

[SparkingWonders]

What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit

The funniest part about this joke is that a friend who's black told me this

[itslovettcuh]

im black, and i dont understand the big deal.

[klospieler]

your japan hahahha

[TheDudes605]

k your awesome and all but im wight and i kinda find that affensuve were not nobodys and nor are you i think chinesse and black and all nations and all are cool

[buzzkillingtonrules]

@TheDudes605 Whats "affensuve?"

[WHEELYZAKALUIS]

@buzzkillingtonrules its a new language.. kalled Chaonese

[TheDudes605]

@buzzkillingtonrules nvm

[tirantar]

OHHH AYY YAHHH!!

[stephenmartinmcey]

me so sorry

[SirRagelot]

im chinese but... ppl think im japanese, philipeano, or korean too... i get sick of it so much

[b0gAtYr]

@SirRagelot Soooooo.... are you Vietnamese then?

[SirRagelot]

@b0gAtYr i think so lol, Peter CHao's chinese is my chinese language too

[b0gAtYr]

@SirRagelot Lol

[MrDpnhb]

good job fam keep gettin money

[theOfficialKesBrowne]

were not all poor :L

[KraeheAienmaJSD]

same here im japanese and they call me chinese ......... no am not racist against chinese i respect chinese people

[xem7wt]

so many u know u know,1st time doing video?nervous?standard so far from his latest vid,latest vid so confident and funny

[MrBillywright313]

all you people look the same, and jews and germans don't look the same at all jackie chan. . .oh and white people have lives so we don't care about how we look, oh and is it true that all your woman have small tits?? and really man you are a loser