Mickey Avalon - My Dick

[keeganmiller1]

big like obama yo dick got smacked like rihanna my dick like master chief yo dick look a little picec of meat my dick in the hall of fame yo dick in the of shame my dick biger than the erth to dick locks like smurf



[kuskkadet]

@keeganmiller1 copy n' paste fail

[Fuzionrider]

my dick, nice and big yo dick, look like a twig my dick, eiffel tower yo dick like a dying flower my dick plump and thick yo dick aint neva seen a chick my dick is used all day yo dick cant come out to play my dick has a perfect hue ur dick gets sucked by a dude my dick gets banged by hoes yo dick gets jerked by ur bro

[deadm101]

@Fuzionrider i loled at that

[ApolloKun777]

My dick, don't need to make stupid comments.

Your dick, trolls in yo mom's basement.

[slayer12545]

wtf!

[mycriminalintent]

My dick: Eiffel Tower Your dick: needs a shower. My dick: King size bed. Your Dick: Can't see the head. My dick: reaches to space. Your dick: got maced. My dick: long like a whip. Your dick: can't be gripped. My dick: Plasma HD Your dick: color-free. My dick: size of a tree. Your dick: covered in pee. My dick: fucked all the ladies. Your dick: scared of titties. My dick: Titanic Your dick: Attacked with panic. My dick: Won awards. Your dick: didn't even score.

[emokidzez]

my dick-like a A-bomb your dick-got sucked by your mom my dick-is very big your dick-your dick smaller than a twig my dick- champ of UFC your dick-to small to see my dick- has a red carpet your dick-smells like a swetty arm pit my dick-larger than life your dick-thinner than a knife my dick- loved my the ladies your dick-has rabies my dick-to big to explain your dick- daul and blane

[DASHON452]

this song is funny as shit

[tscbtscbtscb]

my dick like presly the king your

dick is like elton jhon so lame

my dick takes up a hole park your dick cant even make it to the parking lot

my dick is king of the world

your dick only plesures little girls

my dick is super long

your dick looks like a piece of straw -my dick is de -virinateing all the women your dick couldnt even pleasure gary coleman my dick is big like a a pool stick your dick is littler than a a twig

[tscbtscbtscb]

my dick gets all the women

your only gets there little children

my dick stands for girls no boys

your dick cant even stand up for jessica simpson

my dick breaks the hole

your dick dont even get no throat

[MrBigdick81]

@tscbtscbtscb lol my dick stands up for all the fine women!

[nikkoaspurias]

your stinks like shit bitch!!!!!

[KikzBoi]

My dick- bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kid's !!! hahahahah yeaaaaah ^^

[aliniro]

my dick is kingkong, yo dick.... oh yeah

yo dont have a dick.

[jamesykt69]

my dick, empire state building

your dick, only good for fucking children

my dick, de-virginating teens

your dick, runs away and screams

my dick, in your sister it'll be back soon

your dick, best friends with micheal jackson

its time that we let the world know

dude you gota let the kids go

p.s gary glitter says hello

congratulations on becoming the number one pedo

[kevmacd12]

Since when does soon rhyme with michael jaclson... pretty shitty anyways and buliding doesn't rhyme with children... you need fucking work

[jamesykt69]

ok bitch my dick, all the bitches give it ass your dick, looks like a blade of grass my dick, goes full throtle your dick, couldnt score in a brothel my dick, from here to there your dick, doesnt go n where my dick, is huge have you seen it? your dick, is as small as a peanut my dick, 12 gauge shot gun your dick, couldnt even cock one is that better?

[AppleD12]

@jamesykt69 heaps better

[jamesykt69]

@AppleD12 it is, init? lol

[lefthandedguitar]

I agree with the first part but yes building and children are half rhymes.

[jimmythefatkid]

my dick, is big like kimbo slice

yo dick looks like a piece of rice

[GuitarheroGodlike]

my dick can't fit on this screen, yo dick look like a green bean

[Superflacko]

yo dick, look lik mickey mouse. my dick bigger than yo house lol

[RobDFrizzle]

other way around lol

[pmac132]

all three of them probably have small cocks

[gori95]

it was in harold in kumars escape to guantanima(cant spell) bay

[PrivacyPig]

Love that film XD Funny its the part when the go to the bottomless party! L0L

[kevmacd12]

Are all the bubbling sounds them doing bong hits?

[igenovesei]

my d*ck, bigger than rich saullo's

[bankybob123]

i ma a pimp wit a 10 foot stick, u r a dump wit a half inch stump!!!

[BeerBOng88]

i dont have a dick

mickeys dick like chik on stick

[erasermcfleafly]

gary coleman and macaulay culkin be pissed!!

[pro7h]

2.32 - 2.35 haha

so fucking cool song :P:D

[pookythepug]

ROFL

LMGDAO!

[Futurensen]

My dick is like M16

your like a vending machine..! \m/

[kevmacd12]

Its broken vending machine retard

[puremetalhalo]

excuse my did you seriously just spell guantanamo like gwatwanamo you a fucking retard kid im high and i still know how to spell that

[crispychicab2o]

harold and kumar... hahaha

[aquateen1I6]

my dick is super size, your dick like two fries LOL

[skatendrape]

my dick is super size

your dick like two fries

[GuitarheroGodlike]

my dick, makes little kids cry, yo dick only half and inch wide.

[Bl0oDBliz69]

My dick cost a late night fee,

Your dick got the HIV.

[awesomefrankrapid]

why do peeple comment saying they have a huge dick??

when none off them compare to mine!!! ;)

[killwize]

LAME.

[Chipotlemaster]

My Dick More Mass than the earth they got that line from looking at mine, I gotta be honest with you guys. ;)

[Kieden]

OMG I just heard this on Harold and Kumar Escape from Gwatwanamo bay xD

[buddennis2]

my dick-good,good lovin

your dick-good for nothin

[dondek]

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude :P

[iluvashleyforever]

my dicks huge =]

[phsyeah128]

my dick is like supah size, yo dick is like 2 fry!

[Sebba920]

xDDDD super funny song :P

[mrhappy318]

MEOW

[thomasrocks3]

my dick is hot

[luchdogg27]

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