Rick Santorum Saves America

[8ty3hree]

@sporefan01234 That's exactly what I said when I heard about him.

[RESTAURIERTdasDKR2]

Sanguis Bibimus.

Corpus Edimus.

Tolle Corpus Satani!

Satani!

Satani!

[THEKING1300]

EMPEROR SANTORUM HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!

[Beriorn]

For some reason, the Terminator 2 theme goes really well with this.

[certifiedloco]

Omen III: The Final Conflict

[gtgoskate]

Emperor Preserve us..............

[soggycloth]

It is inevitable

[YouAreABunghole]

Rick turns the country into an Insanatorium

[nintendobros64]

THE END IS NEAR...

[gamefreek41795]

Were those holocaust and vietnam napalm pictures?

[Freak2121GTAF]

@gamefreek41795 Yes.

[FascistCrab]

I saw Mr. Krabs crying.

[theamazingempiricist]

Twenty years ago, Iowa was one of the world's most technologically advanced nations. It was a modern day silicone-valley at the time. Rick Santorum appeared c. 2012, and today the remains of what was once Iowa still remain.

[Acidicheartburn]

@theamazingempiricist "The remains of what was once Iowa still remain."  *Facepalm*

[SporeFan01234]

If elected

Bye U.S.A., I'm going to fucking Canada.

[TehEliteOne]

Google Canada

[calebblack1]

Kernel is funny as fuck.

[IFM2002]

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[YamashitaTsubasa]

the Illuminaughty

[Scarfy397]

Newt Gingrich for president 2012. Because Ron Paul is a fucking coward, and Obama understands nothing.

[RapFan275]

VOTE ANTICHRIST 2012

[Destroyahweapon]

the scary part is this isn't trolling it's fact

[lovestoospluge]

Cool

[RtardDeluxe]

As much as people complain Obama is going to win because every other candidate is mentally retarded or unknown

[TheSocklessMonkey]

hooray! a video that took time to make!

[Alignmentable]

Look up santorum on Urban Dictionary

[TheSingerWhoEats]

WELCOME TO DIE

[DryIce60]

I̭̳̤ͧ͐̄̍̕͝o҉̸̮͕̺̻̬̻͌̎͆w̱̥̝̼ͬ͑̇­́͢a̯͈̞̩̮̰̪̙ͭ̉̄̓̓͌͢ ̯̠̠͍̣̳ͨ̄ͫ͌̎͡͞Ẅ̢̮̞̮̤͔͔̰̤́̎͂a̧̿͘­͕͎͙̠̣̲̠̲̀s̖͓͔͙ͭͨ͌̆͂̀ ̸̼͕͉̱̳̯͉̮ͭͧ̌ͪͭ͛͒J̨̫͙̭̝̟̝͖̒̊͘͢u­̶̯͎̘͍̗̓͑̈̎̒̏s̷͎̭͎̥̙̳ͭͧͤ̆ͨ̽͘t҉̵­̙̩͈͙͋͆̀ͫ ҉̣̠̯̱ͥ̍̏̆͆ͬ̀T̸͔̮̭̈́ͧͦͧͯ̋́h̨̭ͪ̅­͚͒̽̾́ͮ̓e̜̫̬͇̱͎̩͛ͬ̐̚̕ ͎̼̬̹̙͔̞̃͋ͣ̚B҉̢̦̱̬͓̖̣̩̹͑̀e̵͎̟̻̟­ͩͣͩͦ̈ͥ̄ͮ͡g̯͈͓͒̿͟͠ǐ͎͙̖̓̈̌̿̈̅ͭn̳­̖̜̬̙͔̈ͫ̿͐͂̂n̛͉̰͚̹̙̮̉̈́͞i͏̶̸͕͈̬­̐ͥ͋ͪͮn̫̣̱̰ͣ̋̇ͬͧ̃ͭ̀ġ̗̉ͯ̿̓ͤ̃ͬ͜͜͡­̞̝

He comes...

[SonOfAquaman]

Aren't these people trying to ban porn now?

[nathanjamesbaker]

Hey, you changed the video title and description.

[deathwaitsfornoone]

He's better than, what was that dumb fucks name, Rick Perry? The religious ass hole. I mean i dont follow politics, but he seemed the worst.

[DJJuanitoFresh]

What if Santorum was SOPA?!?

[randomguy2100]

I was in Iowa to witness the horror Santorum brought upon the land. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses.He did? He did. Do not let this happen to the rest of America.

[StupidWizardFilms]

@randomguy2100 Why don't we take America and push it somewhere else?

[M3G4DEUS]

we are all gonna die.

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

He comes... ZALGO!!

[kenpound2]

Ur idiots.

[SSJMasterChief]

G͖̥̘̬̱̰̜ͥ͋͆̍͟͡ó̡̡̺͈́́̔ͪ̌̂̈́̍͝͞­̩͙̹̙̲̩̙̗̘͕͍d͉̠̰̹̘̜͔͎͚͋́̄̆̅̎̀̚͞­̪̝̟͔̦̪̰͉̲ ̶̩̖̙̮̤̘͈͖̯̠͉̯̜͒̾̓ͪͬ̍͑̂ͨ̔̚̕͘͡͞ͅ­͈͙͇̭B̶̛̻̘̫̩͉͇ͥ̄ͬ͑̋̾̄̏̈́̆ͩ̃͛l̈́̃̍­̸̡͔̗̞͎̖̣̩̱̱̓̈́̔̎̃̌̽͌̓̊ͣ̈̚̚͘͟͝ͅͅ­̣e̶̷̛̗͚̗̼̱̬̬͚̫̯̾̑̇̇̾̉ͤ͆͐ͤ̈̚͠ͅͅ­̪̝̮ͅs̴̐͗̓̇͞͏̸̹̘̹̟̳͉͓͓̥̳͕̤̻̗̫͠ͅ­̖̱̠s̨͖͓̬̞̮̦̖͗̾ͬͦ͌ͣͦ̓̽͐̑ͦ͑ͮ͛́͟͟­̤̱̣͎̤ ̧͎͈̦̬̲̝̟̻ͫ̋ͣ͆̂̌̏ͮͣ͗ͫ͛̍ͥͥ̔͘͟͢͡ͅ­A̍̈̿̿̆̒ͥ͋͌ͭͥ̃̊̾̊ͧͨ͏̸̡̧͈̱̗̟̩̬͍͘­̮̠̼͙͙̭͖ͅͅm̸̧̤̟̹̦̻̥̬͍̄ͤͩͩ̂͋̏e͛͋­ͤ̋ͪ͏̶̸̶͙̘͉̗͓̯̮̝͇̹͜ͅͅr̐͆ͣͪ̋ͨ̄̚̚­̂̔ͫ̒ͫ̀̚͝͏̭͇̬̗̫͓̺͚͘͝ḯͧ͆̓͆̏͊̇̈͆­̶̵̧͙͓͉̣̜̱̀ͮ̀ͨ͐͑̿̃͢c͐̌͆̊ͮͧ͗ͦ͗͐ͨ­̢̫͎̹̘̱̙̪͉̪̙͍͚͘͢͠a̵̡̨̡͚͆̏̽́̊̂̈́̌­̣̟̲̘̞̠̞̫͈̭̯̪̥̞͙ͅ.

[JacksonSTUFF777]

Okay, I've been seeing this weird-ass text all over the Internet for far too long. How the fuck do you do it?

[haosultist]

Hiding under the floorb͇̰o̙͈͈̤̣̥ͯ͐͞ͅa̘̬ͭͫ̔͌ͬr̫̅­̖͎̰̜d̪̣̭̘̘ͦͣ̾̓̓̔ͭ͠s͖͚̞̔,̦̦̼̜̕ theͦ̽̃̐ͮ҉̣͉ͅ t̮͖̺͚͖͚͖͎ͨͫ̾̈rͦ̔̈ͩͩa̞̦ͩ̆̌ͯͨ̿̿̊­̞͖͔̙̭̩ͅį̮͈̼̳̦̹̅̈̒ͧ̔̇̇͜t̏ͧͤ͂́̆­̷̳̦̼̞́͡orou̢͕̹̪̦̣͖̬̞ͣ̾̌̆̃̈̚̕͢͟­͙śͪͩ͆̋ͧ̒͐͌͛̔̅ͯ̂̆̍́҉̷̼͚̝̭̥͕̖͕͘­͖̻͙̥̹̩̘̣̱̤ ̟̞̖̼̥̣̰̮̲͉̳ͦͥ̋̈̃ͪ̔͒ͦ̊͗̈́͘͢͜͞͝b̌­̛̝̟̺ͫ̌͆̎̈̓͢͡͝͡èaͣ̾͌ͦ̈͌ͯ̅ͫ͐̎̂̚­̡̜͉̠͉̦̟̳̰̖̝̮̖̣̟̝̯̱̳̒̀͞͝t̔̉̋̓͗̓­͉̖͎͉̒́̂͐ͮ͘͡i̓̋͗ͤ̿ͯ͐̚̕͢͏͇̙̫͉͉͕̟­̘̙̮̙͕͔̳̼͖ͅn̡̜͖̜͕̘̝̯ͤ̌̓̓̽͝͝͠gͫͪ­̸̴̨̰̳͚̙̻̰̙͖̳ͬ͑̋̂̊ͦ͑͋ͩ̂̎ͩ̋ͦͅs͊̀­̡̲̼̮̻̤̜̗͇ͤ͛̒̆̂̀͂͡͝͝ ơ̤̖̻̼̲̣͚͙͉ͣ̃̃̒ͧ̋͆̈́̌̚͞͡f ̂ͤ͑̃͏̷̛͖̟͙͞hͤ̏̾ͭ̾ͫ̄ͬ̃̉ͣͣ̾͌̔̈́̂ͣ­̵̳͎̭̫͉̫̞͈̫̹͇̥͘͝is heart.

[animeguy2356]

That wasn't so ŝcaͨ̂ͯͥ͌r͐̇͑̍͆y.̇͗̊͌͂

ǫ̌ͪͯ̀̃ͧͥh͐̄̍ G̐ͧ͒͗ͦͥ̏ͩ̔̑ͤͪ̚͢͏͠͏̙̱͙̫̳̞̥̠̦ͅoͬ­̴̴̺̖͍͓̠̟̯̺̖̜̮̫̑ͬ̔̔̀̉̓̽ͯ̾̈̿ͤ͂͞ͅ­̙̯͙̹d̸̨̽ͯ͗̑ͫͦ͏͙͖̜̺͠͝ ̶̬̦̼͈͔͙͓̩͓̰ͣ̓̏͋̇ͤ͛͋͒̐ͪ̀̕͜wͪ́͒ͬ­̵̫̰̭͔͓̦͎̈́̏̈̑ͫ̊̉͒͂ͩ̇̚͢͝hͮ̏́ͩ̎̾̚­̄́͜͝҉̮͎͖͎̰̮͓̦̰̮a̤̺̠̟̼̳̅ͣ͒̓̋͢ͅͅ­̤̠̼̪͔̯̰͍ͅṫ̷̓̇͛̿͂͗ͤ̎̓̾͒̎ͩ͒̀̚̕͘­̰͇̮̞̬̙̖͕̦̟͈̬͍̠?̴̧͙̬̓͛̀ͫ͂͐͋̎̅́ͅ­͇̪͕̙̳͇̼!̢̱̼̥͎̥͑ͬ̅͊͐̇ͦ̅̍̌̚͢͢͠

[yacanman11]

0:02 "santorum gay"

[theguywholikespie200]

Zalgo is gay.

[Darkborn]

Rofl, I think I saw Mr. Krabs

[houndoom1234]

how do u do that creepy writting?

[ERR0R9O9]

HE COMES!

[EarwigEarl]

perfect

[DrPachyderm]

R̯̯̟̩̬̂ͨ̍̐́͡Î̶͈̎̓̊ͨC̦̐ͭͧ͋͡K͗ͨ­͙͍͚̩̂͗̅ͤ ̤̬̘̆ͧS̪͎̠̗͍͂͐̃̀̂̿͝A̰ͣ̉Ņ̙̱̲̋ͅT­͖̤̐Ō̾R̫̲̊̌ͤ͗̓̽Ų͆M͓̖͙̥̏͋ͤ̽ͥͯ̃ ͯ̃̊̔̏͠2͒͋̌̔҉0̡͚̬ͬ̏̐͒̐ͥ1͛ͣ̐ͦ̉̆̀­͖̫̘̟2̞̲̎͂̆͝

͈̈́ͤ̎ͩR̡̋̍̿Ỉ̴͇̜͈͚̯̺̤ͤͪC̬͇͔ͥͩͧͥ­̜͇̥K̪̺ͧ̿͂̾̐ͪ̎ ̅ͭͧ̔ͨͤ̚S̝̺̺̼̙̩̃͑ͥ̂ͩ̍A̱ͥ͟N̶̗̳̒̍­͎͙͔͎̞T̻͓̦̅ͩ͂̚O̢̪͓͉͍̙͕̬ͤ͗̿̎͐͛Rͭ­̹͇̮̲͆̆̈́̿ͣͅU͂̂ͪM͍̤̲̼̉͋̉ͦ͗̏ ̩͙̱̼̙͉ͫ́2͔̏͊̍̊0̰1͓͔͔̤͙͎̀̿̈́͊ͫ͑͢­̬2͍͎̯̝͝

̖͍͚̃̐̂̎̃̋́͡R͖͉̣̟̬͖͑͊ͭ̊ͤI͌̐̃̏̃ͥ­̵̪̼̱͖̺̹̍Ċ̗̈͢K̃̕ͅ ̧̣̯̪̐ͬ̃͗̐̚̚S̖̭̿Ḁ͔̰̟̞̖̞̊͗ͤN̩͖͔­Ṱ̴̰̺̖̞͓̅ͪ̋̑ͩͫ͂O̡̜͈̞̪͕̻͒̎ͯͩR̉̐­̶͆Ṷ̜̟̟͎̺̪ͦ̍̅͋Mͫ͂̄͛̓̓ ̎ͭͮ͋̓2̴̦͛͛ͮ̂ͦͧ0̛͖̼̬̯͇ͩ̎͆͌1ͯͦ͜ͅ­͔̖̜̬̖̬2̲̩͓͖̣̟̱͒ͩͦ̈̓

͈̞͍̿ͭ͞

[CRAPCANNONS]

awesome.

[S0up3rD0up3r]

Elections are rigged. Period.

[Edd360]

com̏̊ͫ̀͂̔̏ḙ̥͔̇́͗ͬ̃ͤ͐́ on̙̯̮̹͋̆̑̑ͦ̐͊ g̞̘͈͍̠̟̭ͤ̐͑͝u̠̩̲̝͂ͨ̒̂̔̚ys, ever͐̓҉̟̙̼y̷̦̹͎̺̪̲͓͎̩ͧ̐͂̿̀o̽̓̿­̴̴̜̟̪̓͂́ ̨̯͚̭̍͑̽͑̔ͧ͘nĕ̯̏̊͌͛ sḩ̬ͦͦ̓̇o̟͈͔̻͚ͩ̒̊͢ ̡̗̫̿͒̒̅̇͡ulͦͤ̍͛̅҉̢̼̞̗̯̻͙ͅd̽̆̒͒­̤͎͇̹̲̝̄̅̿̈́͟͠ vote̴̩̯̳̹͉̼̣̦̣̼̱͍̬͓͉͉ͫ̎̓͋̒̾͠͠͞­̣ for R̢̨̧̮̱̹ͩ͗̐͂̾̽̅͌ͫ̆̏ͣ̓͜ic̃ͤ̿͂̌̄̆­̶̴̥͔̜̹̜͙̥̣͌ͯ̆ͦ̒ͫ͢͠͡kͨ͗ͬ̔ͨ̆̏ͬͤ̒­̶̵̢̤͕͓̙͍̥͇̼̎ͯ͐̎ͪ ̤͇͖̰̼͇̜͕͈͙̭̲̘̬̂͑̉̈́͌̔̕S̊̅ͫ́̐̄͐ͬ­̶̶̧̛̺̬̬̘̳͊ͦ͋ͣ͐͒̅ͨ͘a͐̌ͩ̄ͦ̅̓ͭ̌ͪ̾­̸̨̡͙͖̠̘̦̜͙̙ͬ͆͋̒̉̀̾̚ņ̷̇ͯ̂̑̊͋͗͒­̶͇̖̖͓͓͍̙̹̦̬̝̖̰͝t͑͗͛̒̍ͦ͛͛͌͊͆ͧ̐̚­̵͎̥̩̯̯̗͎̞̈́̊͜͞ͅo̍̓̋̑ͬ̊rͪ͐̑̒̔ͫ͐̈́­̴͈̺̤̬͖̤̜̙͕̌̏̒͌̅͡ŭ̉̃̃ͬ̇҉ṁ͂ͨͫ̈́­̆͑͗̒͐̃͋̆̏̊͆͌́͘͏̭̤̝̤͙̻

[vamifek]

"Saving" america, one poop stain at a time.

[ogith]

Religious nut? Check

Scientifically illiterate? Check.

Conspiracy theorist? Check.

Confounds homosexuality with pederasty? Check.

Thinks terrorism can be stopped with standard military efforts? Check.

How the hell are these people considered serious candidates?

[TheFunkyBones]

@ogith I think we can only stop Terrorism with the little kids that play Counter-Strike all day. Disposable.

*also, rick perry

[jarpasmannen]

why would anyone elect the afterbirth of anal sex?

[GetChewyREALChewy]

That was the most epic thing you've made in a while. Too bad it was only 36 seconds.

[maskarr4245]

what is that i dont even

[CaliburDS]

IT BEGINS

[geckowonderful]

Frothy Ass Juice 2012

[hambonemcgee1]

I can't wait until Rick gets elected. He will change the name of the White House to the Sanitorium and he will rule from on high, donning the finest of robes and conical hats.

[MrCrazywrench]

He literally came up from behind.

[synzofanonymous]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT RICK SANTORUM WILL BRING= THE END OF THE WORLD. VOTE RON PAUL 2012 FOR PEACE, LOVE & FREEDOM>;-)

[DrCheesewizard]

Kernalgadafi is gay for politics.

[DahgreatJ]

For Christ's sake America, please elect Ron Paul or Obama.

[licherable]

@DahgreatJ WHAT OBAMA!!!?

[DahgreatJ]

@licherable

Believe it or not, you may not like his ideology, but everybody except for the people in the USA noticed he did good things. If America gets another right-winged conservative you ruin the bonds Obama built with Russia and China :0

[LiberalJerseyman]

@DahgreatJ Ron Paul? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[worldman29isback]

@DahgreatJ

>Obama

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

[worldman29isback]

@DahgreatJ Obama sucks. :/

[cooldude1886]

@DahgreatJ or we could vote for Rick Perry to do nothing

[ThorinSHR]

@DahgreatJ

>Obama

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

@DahgreatJ obama? you fuckin retarded? he'll fuck up this country so bad. anybody who isn't obama will do a good job.

[jvemPiRe14]

@AkimboNinjaPWN like santorum 

[DahgreatJ]

@AkimboNinjaPWN

Aaaalllright....have your right winged conservative mess up the bonds with Russia and China...*preparing for a world war*

[magicaIpineapple]

@DahgreatJ

just in case you didn't notice, russia isn't communist anymore

[AkimboNinjaPWN]

@DahgreatJ Obama's fucking america up. You don't even see this? Ron Paul 2012.

[DeeJayJive]

@AkimboNinjaPWN I was just about to reply to that lol

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ

>please elect Ron Paul or Obama

>Ron Paul or Obama

>Obama

>Obama

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DahgreatJ]

@RuckaInc

Your loss, I don't live there.

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ >your loss

>implying Obama was something of value

[DahgreatJ]

@RuckaInc

You are even more retarded than you type, you know that...you Americans clearly don´t want improvement. Go fight a war or something, you idiot.

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ >Implying keeping Obama in office will make our country improve in quality

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ >implying I want to fight a war

[DahgreatJ]

@RuckaInc

Dude, we are not on an imageboard...and yes, if you prefer right-winged conservative over Obama, you want to fight wars.

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ I'm independent, so no I don't. rofl

[DahgreatJ]

@RuckaInc

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

[RuckaInc]

@DahgreatJ Don't take it personally when you're wrong. Everyone's wrong now and then. It's okay to be wrong. :)

I love you. <3

[DahgreatJ]

@RuckaInc

Well...I love you too, but I'm still hoping for a left-wing victory in the States.

[black0193]

*takes off glasses*

Mother of God...

[WarbossGorgutz]

IT BEGINS

[Iggyinator]

WOO! RICK SANTORUM OR BUST.

[holya69]

@Iggyinator what? U serious?

[Iggyinator]

@holya69 I'm obviously joking. Santorum is a fucking idiot.

[b0ttlesUp]

H̜̫͒̎ͯ̽ͩ̚e̛̤̥̬͈ͫ͂ͨ̃̔ ̟̺̹̲̉̈̓̃ͣ̑͡c͍̙͙̙̤̰̑̽ͅo͙ͭ̔ͤ́ͯͪ͢­͙̥̲͚m͛́ͮ̉̊͏̳͇̻͎e͍͔͚͉̺̠̗̎ͩ̓̇s͖̰­͇̰̮̰

[MrFelix656]

Was that Mr. Krabs?

[alphaman19s]

IT BEGINS!!!

[Rachman1337]

Rick Santorum is a spy from the democratic party set to divide votes away from Mitt Romney.

That's what my parents actually believe.

[b1bIs1337]

funi zalgo vid

[fresca9990211]

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Nallal]

Ȑ̷̠̪͔ͥ̑̔͋͢i̮͍̙͋̂̅͛̃̏̀c̢̤̞͚͉ͧ̔­ḳ̲̍ͤ̈ͬ͜ ̸̮̞̗̼̝ͫ̃̏ͪ͐i͕͔̦̤͙̬ͧ̒̌̈̄̐ͬ̚͡sͪ͆­̦̰̠̭̥ͪ̌͗̐ ̡̤͉̘ͧ͊͌ͬ̀D̷̩̜̗̉́̾̃́͒E̤̥͍̓ͤ̎̓ͮ̒­̜A̯̦̠̻͂͂̉D̪͔̮̙̟̙ͣ̿͘

[ZippyRagu]

Oh god. That's where our corn comes from. Were doomed.

[GreatCalmness]

Sandusky is his chosen Vice President.

[TehZorzGuy]

First Iowa, then THE WORLD!

[RoboJules]

I laughed so fucking hard at this.

[CyroGhost]

I think that Iowa was just the beginning.

[chrischrisdtsafg]

okay.

[harboringanomalies]

Illuminati 2012

[megajebus]

:O