The Talk

[blueeyedaisy393]

its like a chicken?!

[TheArrrrrrgPirate]

I'm scared and there's no point cause I know already

[TheArrrrrrgPirate]

Omg I'm 11 and.a few nights ago my dad said we needed to have he talk

[360GAMER25]

The dad kinda looks like a pedophile....

[thesui65]

My name is Timmy!

[jackokirrane]

ime nearly thirteen and my mother said i am going to have to give you the talk......it is going to be sooo akward...

[flowerrock137]

When my dad gave my brother the talk he came out with notes! Haha

[d1234583]

im 13, and ive not yet recieved, "the talk"

[selenagomez4358]

I don't want to have the talk!!! I'm sooooo scared!!! :-(

[arisverycool]

i got the talk when i was 7 from my drunk dad.

"you uhh take your noodle.. and uhh.. stick it in da umm.. girls noodle.. and uhh. you get happy, and i makes uhh another noodle." -_-

[LuciaMalpense]

I have the feeling my parents are never going to give me the talk...

[rocker8271]

i got the talk when i was 8

is that unusual?

[heart24305502]

My boy friend:)

[heart24305502]

My mom gave me a book to give me the talk u can kiss and get pregnant I kiss any way

[MelAndLayna9998]

My mom wants to give me the talk...im 12. I already know everything!

ps: 13? more like 23

[NoahSchultzChannel]

i never got the talk

[MrR34P]

My dad gave me the talk when i wuz 8

[julietate18]

my mum is planning to give me THE TALK i am so dreading it . because i ready know

[SargentRileyLeggett]

LOL

[CyprusShu]

she prefers animals like rhinos, elephants and hippos oh my

[CyprusShu]

the percentage of anything normal anywhere near u r 0

[prototokio87]

she was on myspace....

[HaNsEL091]

when you say that is perfectly normal to have this conversation its what makes it awkward

[jessedipstick]

Thank God for sex education.

[dreans16]

That was akward

[michaela7899]

Duhhhhhh im 12 so DUHHHHH im not little timmy and if i am 2 BAD i got here!

[MsLivvyRox]

What the hell she is not 12!!!!! And was she on a sex site!!

[MsLivvyRox]

What the hell she is not 12!!!!! And was she on a sex site!!!

[ginnonifu]

I thought little Timmy fell down the well :(

[gvanz9000]

wtf 13???????????????

[jonjonbb10]

She looks more like 30years old?

[thedude7052]

where i come from, they-girls-get it in 4th grade but i still admire you

[sophster3000]

Lol!!!!!!!!! That was waaaaay weird...

Does any1 agree she looks more like 16 or 17, not 12 turning 13???

[gamer5122]

4:41 fail ..

[jkrodocker]

lol 12 year old on redtube

[HeyyHuda]

uh look like a creepy incest porno lol

[xdatgrlx]

@HeyyHuda "do you want what daddy has inside you?" LMAO

[Lgt8748]

Doesn't shit come out your ass, not or vagina? Great now I can't show this to my class in school lol . . . .oh yeah and, CAN I EAT IT

[knoxythewarrior]

Normal kids get "the talk". I got "Son, are you gay?" "What?!?! NO!!!" "Are you sure, because I don't care if you are", and it just got more awkward from there. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode actually.

[Xint3ns3GamrX]

HAHAHAAHAHAH

[cthomas5991]

Happy birthday sara my daughter grace thompson celebrate her fourth birthday on the tewnetynine too . She shares cupcakes at school with her friends.

[hannahmontana2257]

13? And the dad putin a tampon. Most disturbin vid and "Talk" ever 9:17 lol

[hannahmontana2257]

13? And the dad putin a tampon. Most disturbin vid and "Talk" ever

[hannahmontana2257]

13?

[suchy5885]

no way is she 13

she's like 19

[HardcoreGamer4Ever]

@suchy5885 Naw, really? Thank God you took this video seriously and pointed out that obvious mistake.

[Clickersome]

'do you want what daddy has inside of you?'

'no Dad, gross!' lmfao!

[Taytayisme10]

13?!

[CHANNELTHEchelsea]

lol

[gorandomgirl]

and basically its like a blood coming down like a river carrying an egg, sooo im gonna lay an egg

yeah

like a chicken?

yeah your gonna lay an egg like a chicken

LOL

[EzechielCookieBear]

herpes may cause your penis to break into half o.O

[lnjeri]

I wish my parents were brave enough to do this. I'm 14 and yet they are big chickens and can't stand it that their girl is growing up.

[harrypotternerd333]

@lnjeri mine too

[FSXaddict5]

at 03:22

not all boys

lol

[bre4635]

lol

[LordOfYahoo]

damn 13? don't tell me you wouldn't

[slashysmasher]

blood and shit coming out of your vagina rotflmfao

[natalieeisme]

stupid i almost puked

[johnwinstonlennon1]

i think the dad just wants to have sex with the bear

[ZoeAlways]

dude shes so much older than 13

[TheOliviaMae11]

Hahahahahaha

[AquaBubblez1793]

TThis was hilarious to the maximocity!

[BrandonProductions1]

big 13? more like 18

[sealman1234isonsocom]

LOL. blood and shit coming out of your vagina

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

was she on redtube?

[sealman1234isonsocom]

Thats a good site to jiggle your pickle to

[CurryTwista]

@HellsHighwayTrooper

I swear i thought the same thing

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

@CurryTwista yeah looll.

[RANDANKER]

awsome so funny

[rapistite]

gay

[ipod1029384756]

stupid

[ipod1029384756]

wow lol fucking stupid

[Str8OutOfLine]

So crazy!

[superbeaner0]

lol freaking hilarious xD

[teenstarfan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is funny !!!

dads are so like that !

[Iampimpinu]

holy fuck shes 13!!! She looks 18

[patzybyu]

actually she's 23... thats me :)

[zztop5911]

hahahahhahahashahahahahaha

[Rachael77]

this sucks...hahah but its so funny

[romanspartan199]

wtf...? all i have to say... lol

[quinlynnes]

"it FLOWS out."

she should have been like

"wut"

[misledlestat]

Great come back what are we 15?? Your Fucking sad lmao.And please try to capitalize your words.

[Kornflake3]

Thats funny that somone thinking this is real to servous is weird looking up the talk like you wanna seee the real talk wow

[shoyru18]

lol

[sprinkledodee05]

0:02

[kickass45454]

O WOW THIS IS FUCKED UP.but funny

[nodnarb45433]

dude wtf is your problem i watched your other video about making people laugh not gag im mean your putting a condom on a fricken weener and you start pleasuring a teddy bear then you start sucking the sausage and you finally eat it. I think shes older then 13. so im basically saying you shouldn't put a this kinda stuff on youtube and im saying this in the nicest way possible because this isn't something to joke about and now that ive wrote so much i might as well use as many letters as posible!!

[acissejTV]

13? haha!

[killyan21]

this video is really stupid i have no idea why he's talking about this you can't understand half-of what he's saying it's just a really retarded video!O M G i like my lil' beaner better!!!!!!!!!

[Frankyyourpimp]

i really enjoyed "my little beaner" video. this made me dislike the bunch of you. ---------NOT subscribing anymore--- you should take this discusting video off--- its unfunny, you are not been educative. what is the purpose then ?

[misledlestat]

You are not been educative lmao.

By the looks of it you sould go back to english class.

[Frankyyourpimp]

I, unlike you, have seen more videos from this person. One that was funny and i was going to suscribe... but not after i seen this. Dont stick your nose in matters that dont concern you, you dumb fuck. And i can type and speak english as good as you, so dont think to highly of yourself.

[misledlestat]

Will if your going to post a hatefull comment at lest cheack your post.

Also once agian you have type out broken engish!! But some how I'm the dumb fuck ok??

If I must I will be a asshole and point out your mistake's.

[Frankyyourpimp]

ignorant fool. you critize my english, yet you mispelled "will for well, lest for least, cheack for check, agian for again....... dont argue about things you dont know. and i bet you are like ten years old. go play with your daddys ding dong lol!!!!!!!

[LolGirl12321]

bejinna say wut say wut okkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[HomestarCutie7]

"Kinda like pee-pee" XD!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!!

[countessari20]

Hey, this is Ari and Jennifer, that was awesome!!!!!

[Xinuzuka96X]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[suavecat55]

That is the most disturbing video ever, never put a condom on in public, disturbing!!!!!!

[ARTONY92]

8:05 lol

[nbentontech]

Michael, I'm proud to host your site ;)

[mbwchampion]

Yes, thank you. And for those of you that haven't went to my site yet, you should. Join and talk to me! O_O lol

[nbentontech]

Hey man, no problem. This video is just great. All your work is fantastic, it's an honor, truly :)

[94evilking94]

lol do you always carry a hot dog with you

[mbwchampion]

Who doesn't?!? O_o

[migokalle]

I don't know, Michael, but there ARE a lot of weird people out there...

[CaffieKuriboh]

LOL, that was funny! keep up the good work and merry christmas! :)

[Blockbusta313]

L O L! Great one Michael!

[childsplayninja]

Oh My Fuckin GOD what the hell, you made my jaw drop, thats not easy

[Playstation72]

Poor teddy.

[gray0xZC]

Nice one man.

[sharklol59]

Hilarious! Really good. lol. I'm gonna quote this entire thing if I have a daughter.(Just kidding) but still. Freakin' funny

[superlardbucket]

If I ever have a dughter, this is what I will use to give her the talk. I will leave her alone in a room with this video.

[mbwchampion]

Awesome, my video will be used for Sex Education! w00t w00t!

[thedude7052]

@superlardbucket me 2XD



[thedude7052]

@superlardbucket actually, the school does it!!!!Hip hip hooray

[Andronover611121]

LOL!!!

[StJimmysPrincess]

Michal u r very disturbing when i met u i didnt think ur like riah but now....idk

[Zeemis]

He does comedy, and apparently people think he's funny. :)

[StJimmysPrincess]

i know he is i know him personaly

[mbwchampion]

lol, I am disturbing like Riah! Awesome! ;) I bet you a lot of people back home are going to be making fun of me because the things I do in this video. lol.

[StJimmysPrincess]

trust me wayne and i counldnt stop laughing after we saw this vid

[Zeemis]

I've also known him for a long while my self, at least 4 years. :p

Although not in real life.

[bashmo]

Just imagine that teddy was a really hot girl that wanted to have sex with daddy LOOOOL and the end "Penis is goood!" hahaha LOL

great video man one of your better ones although a bit mature, and a tad long. either way, its getting better.

[Valientlink]

She's twelve HAHAHA. this is hilarious!

Dad I don't know what a penis looks like!

LOL

[BigRedPRO]

lmao!!! this was great!!!

[luisramirez456]

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[Youngsy5]

Haha, the Dad is funny as hell! Good Job!

[dmluna123]

im first viewer yeah!!!

[superlardbucket]

Did he just orally pleasure a teddy bear?