my god, my balls, i think i'm missing my balls. no you're not i checked, feel em, they're there. I'M GONNA RIP YOURS OFF AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL THEN! ROFL
The fifth "rate" Ground Pounders now officialy hold the record for most casualties in peacetime. According to a new report, Lt Hammer was the victim of a "methane explosion". Sound suspicious? Like we care!
this was hillarious. 1...,2...,thr...shit! you cant give the evil eye if the eyes in the pavement. do you even know what a colonoscapy is woman!?!? lolololol grait vids.
hahahaha. "my balls...i think im missing my balls." "No you're not. I checked." "Feel them, they're not there. I'm gonna rip yours off and see how you feel then."
@plastazone this is obviously your first time watching the story will progress through the whole series so just pay attention to the story it took me watching the series 2 times to get some of it mainly cuz i watched the machinima version and episode 4 and 5 got really fucked up and alot happens in those 2 episodes
I saw a banshee at the beginning and i saw spriggs (why did willy just ignore him??) and i saw an alien surely they they would not be involved yet??? answer me that !!!! HAY!!!!
No wait Willy just don't go, what want a promotion money women... do you want hookers, yes I'll buy you a boat I'll get a car full of hooker, we will call it ss hooker and we will sale the seven sees with our hooker.
Hammer:Willie don't go ill buy you hookers,i'll buy you a car, i'll buy you a boat. we'll sail the 7 seas with our hookers! WE'LL CALL IT THE S.S. HOOKER!!!just don't go
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thank you for your simple focus in the age of the spectacular, of keeping it real with your witty insights and your comical insults, and thank you for not asking me to take your pants off if front of your former girlfriend... as thanks, i shall make your death quick and painless.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
36 people died because willy shot them
BombFilms69 2 weeks ago
Watching Spriggs again in 2012.
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IWillMine4Food 1 month ago
Hammer: " MY BALLS, I THINK I'M MISSING MY BALLS "
Willy: " Trust me I already checked, they're there"
Hammer: " Feel em', they aren't there! I'M GUNNA RIP URS OFF AND SEE HOW U FEEL THEN "
Patches12LuvsU 1 month ago
i can remeber waching this almoast 4 yeears ago and now i got that felling of nostalga
WHITTITAKER 2 months ago
Hammer disliked this vid 35 times because Meme violated him. :D
nobodysman143 3 months ago
To quote Willy: "DAAAYUUM!"
nobodysman143 4 months ago
spriggs is the best next to RVB
TheChurch29 4 months ago in playlist Spriggs: a Halo 3 Machinima
Willy: Oh, that's just the shrapnel talking. There's a LOT of asbestos in the shrapnel. ROFL =)
nobodysman143 4 months ago
Hammer: Mimi, could you please stay out of this?!?
Mimi: Why? You couldn't stay out of her!!
Willy: EWWWWW!
My reaction: OMFG ROFL LMAO!
nobodysman143 4 months ago
Willy: "Think we should go get some rope." Triple M: "Nah, he'll be fine."
nobodysman143 4 months ago
Hammer: Mimi, could you please stay out of this?
Mimi: Why? You couldn't stay out of her!
Willy: DAYUM!
Tyran1232 5 months ago
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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPRIGS CANT BE RETIRED
gr8yurhre 5 months ago in playlist SPRIGS
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPRIGS CAT BE RETIRED
gr8yurhre 5 months ago in playlist SPRIGS
dude u got 2 kill spriggs triple m stop being a wimp
awesomehayden99 7 months ago
I would have called the boat "HOOK,line,and sinker".
Archer12212 7 months ago
your first video well you got a new subscriber
TheLightgod123 8 months ago
SS Hooker FTW
InescapablePain 9 months ago
willey is awsome!!!!!1
MrDeadsaint2 9 months ago
can i be part of your next spriggs episode
halomasterDG 10 months ago
@halomasterDG Spriggs is retired.
RunningGunStudio 10 months ago 4
@RunningGunStudio serious dude that sucks
lowriderboy202009 9 months ago
@RunningGunStudio why?
scalper38 9 months ago
@RunningGunStudio YOU NEED TO MAKE A 2ND SEASON WITHOUT A DOUBT!
tymaxie2 8 months ago
@tymaxie2 they did..... a LONG time ago
MrAlix666 7 months ago in playlist spriggs season 1
@MrAlix666 NO THEY DIDNT!
tymaxie2 7 months ago
@MrAlix666 no they diidnt...
tymaxie2 7 months ago
@RunningGunStudio Retired?!?!!?!? noo! spriggs cant be this is the only thing i got when i dont have any xbox to play!
PurpleBlackPretzel 6 months ago
@RunningGunStudio wish it wasnt cause everyone i know loves it
tymaxie2 5 months ago
@RunningGunStudio :(
Alpha1608 4 months ago
He can give the evil eye if the eye is in the pavement :D
FENZO2362 10 months ago
@FENZO2362 Can't m8. its Can't
pownnoobsftw 9 months ago
s.s.hucker i wont that bout
thepoopdud 10 months ago
thumbs up if u saw the elite at 0:35
killer5049 11 months ago
Willie:"I am so gonna blog about this."
aplepieliker 11 months ago
'i didn't think girl scouts had special forces training"
perci2112 11 months ago
my god, my balls, i think i'm missing my balls. no you're not i checked, feel em, they're there. I'M GONNA RIP YOURS OFF AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL THEN! ROFL
blacktron109 1 year ago
did hammer bang spriggs because spriggs a girl
spartanonxy 1 year ago
@spartanonxy no,and he is not a girl
end1fish 11 months ago
@end1fish Actualy he is...have you watched the entire series from start to FINISH?
GTSman2 11 months ago
"THAT WAS MY TORSO!!! I NEED MY TORSO!!!"
The343Player 1 year ago 2
OH my god Hammers a man whore
BIGBEN1445 1 year ago
5:51 BANG!!SON OF A BITCH!!
MunMarius10 1 year ago
My balls,I think I'm missing my balls.
MunMarius10 1 year ago
you me and the man behind at 5:15
collagelols 1 year ago
"I'm just worried about a cripple with special forces training."
JackOfClubs1993 1 year ago
I'LL SLIT ALL YOUR THROATS AND WATCH YOU BLEED!!!!!!!!!
quila001 1 year ago
The fifth "rate" Ground Pounders now officialy hold the record for most casualties in peacetime. According to a new report, Lt Hammer was the victim of a "methane explosion". Sound suspicious? Like we care!
10tanksonawall 1 year ago
this was hillarious. 1...,2...,thr...shit! you cant give the evil eye if the eyes in the pavement. do you even know what a colonoscapy is woman!?!? lolololol grait vids.
haloraders 1 year ago
1;07 1...,2...,thr...shit! lolololol
haloraders 1 year ago
willy says Ewww! at 4:37
TheOREOTX51 1 year ago
hahahaha. "my balls...i think im missing my balls." "No you're not. I checked." "Feel them, they're not there. I'm gonna rip yours off and see how you feel then."
DarkandLightGaias 1 year ago
"S.S. Hooker" LOL
ShadowSniper53 1 year ago
heh....Sprigs will never die!
BlitzkriegOmega 1 year ago
4:52-5:13 funniest part of the episode
Sigma1131 1 year ago
jeses god it hurts u basterd
mactavish911 1 year ago
that is AWESOME!
MrThebigt300 1 year ago
is mister fat pants a pet or a teddy bear
i think it is a teddy bear
jonbotone 1 year ago
This is great but ... WTF is the story???!!!
plastazone 1 year ago
@plastazone this is obviously your first time watching the story will progress through the whole series so just pay attention to the story it took me watching the series 2 times to get some of it mainly cuz i watched the machinima version and episode 4 and 5 got really fucked up and alot happens in those 2 episodes
insaneman987 1 year ago
1 word funny
coldmaxmax 1 year ago
Lol.......a boat full of hookers. It will be called the S.S. Hooker. We will sail the 7 seas with our hookers
lonedragonknight1996 1 year ago 6
Oh god no... rofl
HALOKNIGHT100 1 year ago
lol mimi has the armor i have of an action fiqure
MrRougeace 1 year ago
this is the shit
danger9718 1 year ago
Willy buddy don' go. what do you want money? woman? Do you wnat hookers?
SuperKaratekid101 1 year ago
Cant stop watchin it runninggun!
garrato8 2 years ago
What do you think im in pink squad! Go SS Hookers!
skullfox146 2 years ago
Willy: on 3 then
Both: 1....2...thre--
Willy: Shit
MMM: Dude.
lolz
chibirobo99999 2 years ago
0:35 OMG IT AN ALIEN!!
GGZG410 2 years ago
1...2...shit
drummerboy672 2 years ago 3
My god hammer banged every girl in the military didnt he
reaperson7 2 years ago 59
and hes been treated for everything except....HERPES
skychilife 2 years ago 3
@reaperson7 yes yes he did
awsomemusicfreak 1 year ago
@reaperson7 what do you think?
quila001 1 year ago
@reaperson7 yes yes he did
foxey112 1 year ago
@reaperson7 yup
end1fish 11 months ago
@reaperson7 why do you think hes called hammer
endlessconflict89 9 months ago 2
@reaperson7 yes, yes he has
mackalexd307 1 month ago
2:44
cant loose what you never had.
minesbetter2 2 years ago
I saw a banshee at the beginning and i saw spriggs (why did willy just ignore him??) and i saw an alien surely they they would not be involved yet??? answer me that !!!! HAY!!!!
bellboy5689 2 years ago
Hammer. Special Forces. I didn't think the Girl Scouts had those.
ODSTlonewolf257 2 years ago 3
willy is the funnyies one on here hahaha
hoodmexicanxxx 2 years ago
my name on xbox live is spriggswarrior lol
kylepower101 2 years ago
3:55 and so on LMAO
GAMEPROTRIO14 2 years ago
i wanna go on the ss hooker
nekokaiser101 2 years ago 5
ROFLMAO!!! Captain Mi Mi N Cr3w is funny!
hummanityshope 2 years ago 4
well have some beers..wel waatch some porn..haaaaa
emololnative123 2 years ago
It was just a physical!
You gonna take that shit from her?!?!
Hahaha Willy=the beswt instigator ever!!!!!
jtwattsup 2 years ago
Mimi could you stay out of this?
Why you couldn't stay out of her!
DAMN!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
jtwattsup 2 years ago
hehehehe
balls
hahahahaha
1ryan5150 2 years ago
i agree with him special forces criples are super evil if i was yellow id skip that put him in a cage and tie him up.
omgomgomgomg366 2 years ago
meme:should i leave you two loe birds alone?
willy:what do you think im in pink squad?
lol if u dont get that youll find out later on
jkid76 2 years ago
Mimi: Why ? You couldn´t stay out of her !
Willy : Daaaaaaamn
Lmfao xD
5/5 guys
343gulityspark 2 years ago 5
hahhah
troop223 2 years ago
lol beyond epic
chris1q1q 2 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
GameGuruify 2 years ago
at 0:35 u see one of the ailiens
coilgunner2 2 years ago
Yeah the very first time I saw this I was like "wtf?!?! Random alien" but now I know there was a reason for it.
jtwattsup 2 years ago
S.S hooker
randomflame702 2 years ago
lol ill slit all your throughts and watch u bleed!!!
nicic1 2 years ago 51
a boat of hookers!!! ROFLMFAOAPMLAC XD
navyfolife 2 years ago
MMM: You can't give the evil eye, if the eye's in the pavment!
MMM: Hammer...... Specal forces, I didn't think the Girl Scouts had that.
brawlxvids 2 years ago
mimi: well you couldn't stay out of her.
willy: daaaaaaam
snowy123445 2 years ago
SS HOOKERS!!!!!!!!1
zennok 2 years ago
One..two...thr-Shit!
lu684 2 years ago
aaaaaaah
liljudge89am 2 years ago
XD at 4:38 lol
xXzbrianzXx 2 years ago
No wait Willy just don't go, what want a promotion money women... do you want hookers, yes I'll buy you a boat I'll get a car full of hooker, we will call it ss hooker and we will sale the seven sees with our hooker.
MadMitch289 2 years ago 5
his uncle put it together
locomono9 2 years ago
mr. fat pants?
redburst8 2 years ago
this is funny as shit :D
TheAlucard105 2 years ago 2
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has nothing on RvB
frostfireshit 2 years ago
we will call it the s.s. hooker and sail the 7 seas with our boat... full of hookers
sgtfill 2 years ago 2
you gonna take that shit from her?
lv70rouge 2 years ago
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Willy's suck a B
mikemjn05 2 years ago
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I have spriggs on friends but im not telln unless 10 people say plz
ro46360 2 years ago
Lol, "1-2-3 Shit!"
SilentSharpshooterX1 2 years ago
"OW my torso, i need my torsooo o o o!" =P funny as hell!
xXKaitlynElizabethXx 2 years ago
Hammer special forces. I didn't think the girl scouts had those.
Ouch.
mikemjn05 2 years ago
haha! hammer is so funny!
tbagboy297 2 years ago
Sucks to be Hammer at 0:45 - 1:09
mikemjn05 2 years ago
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mikemjn05 2 years ago
243-254
Hammer: my god my god it hurt my ball i think im missing my ball ...
Willy: no your not i checked.
Hammer: feel them. they're arent there....
410 - 421
Mimi: well then ima gonna need your help
Willy: For BEERS.. where do i start
Mimi: Take off his pants
Willy: twice in one day..do u think thats nessercary..
Hammer: come on man just do it i dont want her anywhere near my junk ever agian
aznreaper4082000 2 years ago
Hammer:Meme can you stay out this?!
Meme:Why you couln't stay out of her!
Willy:Damn
Hammer:Your up on that it was just a phyiscal!
32Jax 2 years ago
Ahh! That was my torso! I need my Torsoooooo!
mikemjn05 2 years ago
I dont now triple m i think he gave me the evil eye when we moved him; he ccant give the evil eye if the eye is in the pavment LOL
AlexHamilton100 2 years ago
"Mr.Fat pants?" lol who would see a Mr.Fat pants when they die? But if that ever happened in real life,that would be hillarious.
Doom7194 2 years ago
i love the part,
Hammer: "Just stay out of this."
Meme: "Why, you couldn't stay out of her"
Willy: "Daaaaamn!"
lol, best part
xiltlix 2 years ago 3
no the best part is this
Hammer:Willie don't go ill buy you hookers,i'll buy you a car, i'll buy you a boat. we'll sail the 7 seas with our hookers! WE'LL CALL IT THE S.S. HOOKER!!!just don't go
ninjaguy51 2 years ago 4
i saw some one behind meme/mimi
at 5:16 - 5:19
901blades 2 years ago
"I will buy you a boat full of hookers! we will call it the SS Hookers and we will sail the seven seas!!!!" hahahahahaha
Mushrooman 2 years ago 3
"It will be amazing!"
B24moose 2 years ago
I was eating and chocked on my laugh at
5:50
Asdflvr 2 years ago
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mikemjn05 2 years ago
for once i agree with willy
562055 2 years ago
is hamer like church and mimi like text? lol
Metroidprime13 2 years ago
that shadow its not a shadow its an elite head
979922 2 years ago
To Jobrat23 the elite is supposed to be there
william2907922 2 years ago
did anyone see that elite behind the rok wen they wer driving
Jobrat23 2 years ago
ya its the alien in the next episodes
sharkkid22 2 years ago
hey me and my friends are making a machinima like this we just need the name of someone like spriggs
aRedUnicorn 2 years ago
riggs
naruto1zak1 2 years ago
spriggs is the one with special forces training not hammer
batedsword25 2 years ago
when she said "its just you and me" there was a shadow in the back
Vi0lentlySilent1 2 years ago
u noticed that 2? :D
Dazo52 2 years ago
"I need my torso!" HA, I sense a Futurama reference! I love Spriggs. I'd love to see another series.
DrIndigoLe3rd 2 years ago
xD nice vid buy a whole lot of hookers and sail the 7 seas xD
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haru010203 2 years ago
hammer:::what do you think im in pink squad?
meme could you please stay out of this?
meme:::why? you couldnt stay out of her
willy:::uuuuuuugggggghhhhh
ALSO WHEN MEME SAIS U COULDNT STAY OUT OF HER SHE MEANS HAMMER AND VOLLIN LOLZ
slifer967 2 years ago 5
you bastards. ill slit all your throats and watch you bleed. lol too funny
ShadowEx117 2 years ago 4
thats the shrapnel talking
theres ALOT of aspetos in the shrapnel
LOLZ
slifer967 2 years ago 3
Willy:::what do you think im in pink squad?
Hammer:::meme could you please stay out of this?
payot 2 years ago
you forgot
meme:::why you couldnt stay out of her
willy:::uuuuuuuuugggghhhhhh
by the way memes talking bout him and volin
slifer967 2 years ago
how do u know?
maulman2 2 years ago
i went to their website and read about it
slifer967 2 years ago
meme
hammer
willy...i'm gonna kill you.
driftkidd94 2 years ago 2
the accident was when willy hit hammer with a jeep
Commanderlego 2 years ago 3
I am looking for a camra guy who has made machinmas to be the camra guy on halo 3 for opur new show Spartin vs elite my gamertag is StormyRhill13
MtnMan689 2 years ago
yo i could probably consider something...
kirbydude27 2 years ago
this matchmacking and pre game lobby are beast
namenamethedrood 2 years ago
oh thank you, my dear spriggs
thank you for your simple focus in the age of the spectacular, of keeping it real with your witty insights and your comical insults, and thank you for not asking me to take your pants off if front of your former girlfriend... as thanks, i shall make your death quick and painless.
DAVESTAL94 2 years ago 4
5:18 through 5:20 you see a shadow move behind meme
Lordpenguinworshipor 2 years ago
Why you couldnt stay out of her! DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NukaColaCupCake 2 years ago 4
nooo hammer
pocotoco2737 2 years ago
only thing better redvsblue
sonicblast774 2 years ago
" DO u even no wat a colonascopy is woman???!!! " lol and
o " mrfat pance?? oh mister fat oance" LMAO
jotaro1234 2 years ago
lllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll. P.S watch my video: 10 ways to tell if your a noob in halo 3.
coment
maddognetflix 2 years ago
the orange guy sounds like grif from rvb
spartan117even 2 years ago
thats what i said!!!
bbsloveme 2 years ago
y does he hate spriggs?
Lou33mig41 2 years ago
because it makes for a funny plot device
Kumosabe 2 years ago
but i mean is there actually a valid reason 4 it?
Lou33mig41 2 years ago
they never fully explain it, but they say it has something to do with one of Sprigg's old operations.
Kumosabe 2 years ago
I'm gonna slit your throats and wach you bleed!!!!!!!!!
BloniK 2 years ago
extreamly ocured
nightdworf 2 years ago
lol the S.S. Hooker. i'd like to get in that boat if it was free.
ninjaguy51 2 years ago
Oh ghese look at the time gotta go..LMAO
alexlinde56 2 years ago
The scripting in this is genius.
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
Supercarrier4125 2 years ago
runninggunstudios rock
perfnissanguy 2 years ago 2
when are you going to make a real episode 13 not that aprils fools crud
graphicdisigner2 2 years ago