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  • 4:12 that awkward moment when you realize you're standing next to ryan seacrest

  • she should sing:

    I'm about to loose my mind,

    ...

    I need a doctor, call me a doctor..."

    It should give them guessing what she really needs o_O

  • Fucking palm reading bullshit artist. I don't have sympathy for pseudo scientists.

  • :O O god.

  • The show kinda builds it up to make you think she'll do something incredible. So wrong

  • Simon Cowell's eye opening at 2:52 sure is hilarious XD

  • Did she have an orgasm 1st??

  • Is she autistic or something? Or is it just drugs? Or mental illness? She's weird.

  • She's deff on crack

  • XD At 4:22 All the judges mouths were open

  • "how would you sum up day 2 in New York?"

    "Day 2 or 3?"

    "For us it was 2."

    "oh,ok"

    "How about you?"

    "3"

    .....One of the most strange auditions ever, but it was funny.

  • Lol no wonder she gets arrested when she sings

  • wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

  • Looks like she needs a good shit, go down to the chemist and purchase a product calles shit easy.

  • That was embarrassing

  • retarded orgasm???

  • She sucks the life right out of the room. What an idiot! Is she retarded? On drugs? LOL!

  • lol

    

  • she was totally tripping...

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  • get a ... cow, girl!!

  • "how would you sum up day 2 in new york?"

    "day 2 or 3?"

    "well, for us it was 2...how many for you?"

    "three"

    that was so confusing and weird i just had to laugh...

  • Sorry young lady, but that was the worst!...Go buy another hat. It may help at the rodeo with the clowns...sorry for the rudeness, but damn!

  • Is that bitch having an orgasm???

  • Mom walked behind me thought i was watching porn..

  • whats her real name tho?

  • is she tryiing to do it?

  • ok she lied about the singing, she might as well dub foreign porn, but look at her dancing! Why didnt she read her own palm n saw this coming?? GO JULIE!

  • shes posses? 

  • WOW! From 2:24-2:36 just wow! Sounds like porn!

  • wtfff -______-

  • It sounds like she having sex at 3:32

  • I think she's beyond strange. No one in their right minds would compare themselves to Stevie Nicks and then proceed to have a messy, incoherent orgasm on stage.

  • @morganucopia lol

  • Is she having a seizure at 4:14 ?

  • I'd Tap That ;)

    ....ppssssshhhh... PSYCHE!!

  • She was just perfect, I wanna kiss her. She just made me want to kiss her! She was down right amazing!

  • the way she looks......i think her name is Jack or John...something like that...:D

  • OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • DID HER STRING BREAK at 1:10 lawl

  • @Steamsteam

    and she looked like : Oh no not again

  • LMAO! "...and on that note, I'm going home."

  • You're not supposed to push/pull the tuner that quickly._. I wonder how many strings she breaks everytime she goes on the street...

  • Voulez-vous coucher avec moi se soir literally translates into = Will you sleep with me tonight...no wonder she was smiling at simon and then sang this...

  • orgasm.

  • That sound like someone tried to sing while running

  • 2:47

  • Her: Vous-voulez coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to get in bed with me tonight)

    Me: No

  • Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgaaaa­aaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss­sssssmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiic.

  • 3:00 PAULA'S FACE HAHAHAA

  • Lamars wife ?

  • wtf?

  • VOLUME 10%

  • HAHAHA WTF!?!

  • She is really pissed that people are calling her Julie, huh?

  • He she like having an orgasm :O___o

  • She freaking sounds like an orgasm! For real

  • 2:08 mother of god..

    HAHAHA and wth was happening at 4:12 to 4:25??? !!!

  • how does she sound like zeplin or any of those people she listed???

  • she stunned the judges

  • 4:06- 4:18.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA

  • versace?

  • Makes me think of a horse shot in the ass.

  • I went to school with Julie, this is not an act she has always been a NUT!!! she use to dance like that in school lmao

  • @PRINCEFLOWS87 did she have any friends at all???

  • its deffinitely just you

  • funny looking kitchen 

  • Orgasming it is. lol!

    

  • she sounds like shes orgasming lol

  • I really think that this lady knew that she could not sing...I mean really!

  • i have to meet ryan. he's funny. oh gosh lol "how many days was it for you?" lmfao

  • Julie! lol

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like someone having sex

  • creepy lmao

  • Was that even a song??

  • PAULA LOOKS SO FUCKING SCARED

  • is she having sex?

  • Nipple got strangely hard the whole audition.

  • @Toadsanime Because I'm 17 and she's really protective. Duh

  • @melissamoncier ......... mmmm 17, firm

  • multiple orgasms???

  • clearly she's putting on an act!

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  • im kinda scare!! LOL!!

  • my mom thought i was looking at lesbian porn thanks to this singing lady I was grounded for a week

  • OMG sounds like a cat in a blender!!!

  • strangest orgasm ive ever heard

  • LMAO

  • RIDICULO TOTAL HAHAHAHA XD

  • As a straight female that made me uncomfortable

  • 2:34 Was VERY uncomfertable to watch

  • damn, at 0:51-0:55 that bitch looked like that girl from the ring!

  • Is she Kind of Trippin Or something cuz she has sudden Pauses and

  • I remember this. I was trying to look at it but my dad was like: "Go to your room and do your homework." when she started to moan... lol

  • She must be talking to the dead...

  • is she having a sex or what? sounds like that lol

  • someones possessed by lady marmelade

  • man i love the host. he pays her out non stop with the awkward silance and by saying julie

  • If that was Gods gift then Im glad he didn't give it to me. :)

  • That song was appropriate.

  • hahahah. my favorite is "dinkilishy da da"

  • she sounds like shes having sex!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA ..........................HAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • Did they try to use Chris Daughtry as a legitimate example of ROCK? How does he compare to Led Zeppelin and/or Parliament? Fuck off!

  • She filled that room with enough awkwardness to power Las Vegas.

  • My mom walked in on me watching this with my boyfriend. She thought we were having sex. No lie....

  • @melissamoncier Man, that was the same way with my ex-girlfriend and I a few months ago... O.o

  • @melissamoncier

    LOL!!!

  • @melissamoncier Why's your Mom walking in on you if she thought you were having sex?

  • @melissamoncier you jingle bells when having sex?

  • @melissamoncier me too i thinking about that XD

  • @melissamoncier I'm sure he was trying

  • Just add autotune and she'd sound like Ke$ha...

  • LOL xD xDD

  • One word: DRUGS!!!

  • thrumbs up if u think the likes moaning?

  • What gifts did God give her again?

  • OMFG XD

  • This is so painful to listen to, I had to pause and come back three times... God what a freakin weirdo!!!!!!!! Versace... God what a total loser

  • i think she has schizophrenia. not kidding

  • is it just me or does she look like Khloe Kardashian.. ?

  • @andrewjohnharris

    its just you

  • wow she cant even hold eye contact! how anti social and akward can a person be?!

  • Couple more minutes babe, god dammit almost finished.

  • okay then...that was...interesting?

  • Its the drug dealing cowboy y'all

  • trololololololololololololo

  • What was that. :D

  • O_O omg.

  • I wish her face was more attractive with that moaning.

  • lmao

  • agree she sounds like she is having an orgasm

  • como para video porno jajajajajajajaja

  • i bet the judges felt so uncomfortable....

  • Man @dis Janis Joplin reject waat daaaa heeeelll???????

  • who is that weird woman in judges??

  • UP HERSELF MUCH...

  • What language was she singing?

  • @soccerstarrrzz  french

  • @soccerstarrrzz She was tryin to sing "Lady Marmalade" & she obviously sounded NOTHING like it! Sounded like she was havin a bad acid trip / cat up her ass!

  • One word of advice for her: BRA!

    Please.

  • this was awkward to watch...

  • this girl is soooo weird! and sooo anti social!

  • line dancing verses lady marmelade.

  • what the F is this ieuw bah .....

  • thumbs up if this sounds totally wrong.

  • she just needed to say "oh im gonna cum" in the end..

  • Thats a huge bitch!!!!

  • lmao wtf is dinkilishy??

  • O___O<her.

  • Ok...I swear she sound like a broken record. HOLY COW!!!!! haha :D

  • Not that I agree with that «Isadora» girl, but IMO Chris Daughtry is a very bad example of a «rock guy». He's about as generic as they come in the realm of rock.

  • DONT MIX LIKE THAT. GET OUT.

  • "Why are you smiling?"

    She should have said:

    "For the same reason you're being an anal douchebag! It comes naturally..."

    What kind of question is that? Why are you smiling. Good way to make the contestant feel comfortable... Asshole.

    BTW who is he, this Simon guy?

  • @Travmapunk the question was actually justified

  • Cowgasm

  • i wonder how much practice it took her to perfect that orgasm part of her song?? damn, she was probably cast out from an herbal essence commercial lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • she sounded like someone was banging her from behind... she would do much better in porn than singing...

  • she shouldve made it to hollywood... she can moan like a real opera singer.

  • is she singing or having a orgasm????

  • it's really funny reading the subtitles!

  • "...sometimes I get arrested"

    I see why.

  • 4:13 - 4:18 Awkward silence...

    4:18 - 4:24 Shocked silence...

  • i bet she is a freak in bed

  • i find this hard to masturbate to

  • @geordi1231 I don't.

  • @Unsucessful hahaha nice

  • guess she thought sex sells so why not make orgasm noises in the middle of this song lol! tragic

  • Sex noises. Oh dear god.

  • she kinda reminds me of kristin stewart at 04:15

  • What a BABE.

  • hahahaha hahah :D simon made me crap my pants "becaaause im thankful for gods gifts... O_o... okey..okey :D haha

  • orgasm??

  • @cookie54189 that's what i thought too!

  • i'm speechless...

  • D :))  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • The Judges Faces At 4:18-4:25... CRACKED ME UP

  • 0:52 the grudge is working out.