ASIAN Parents on DATING (CHING CHONG LIFE Episode 1)

[ParkMale69]

chink in the armor

[sourpineapplejuice]

omg this is so true ._.

[Ccat398]

@Yoshuayovel Poke guy .... Lol

[Ccat398]

Cantonese !!!!!!!! Like :)

[Yoshuayovel]

BEn Chao poke guy. :D

[soniclescout]

wait in the first place why the hell did he have a kkk hat

[Jerraider84]

so latinos and islanders are alright i guess

[ninjacupcake2000]

@cloxwork that's kinda the point

[herbiethelk]

lol sounds like my life story

[vactor2222]

his subscription box that said poke guy is actually a cuss word in cantonese

[cloxwork]

this is terrible. first of all, its double standard to used the word cHiNk and not let anyone else use it. And youre reinforcing the stereotype if you keep making vids like this.

[awesomechineseguy]

Man you really nailed it. I'm Chinese as well and nothing is closer to the truth lol.

[IAmPinkStars]

Wow..your parents must really suck ^^

[RedFlame139]

THAT RACIST BITCH

XD

[pampamshoes]

hahaha cool

[foreverfearless138]

Omg this is so true for every chinese family!!!

[hilaryluver123]

homework. 

[breannanicole1992]

Doesn't it sound like peter chao helps out with the voices? :)

[pineapplewar]

lol i dont cantonese, i know mandarin only

but nice vid, made me laugh

make moar!!

[k2tk2t]

so true



[singfung]

This is actually true in every chinese family. NO NIGGAS AND JAP PEOPLE.

[jerkiinisahabit]

@singfung dumb chinks

[FallenLovesX]

@singfung

haha :P my parents say no muslims...

[voon100]

They are not racist, they are just upholding Chinese tradition. All Chinese parents holds similar views, youngsters should follow their parents advice and you won't step a foot wrong.

[AyubsTuts]

LOL! He wore the K*K mask LMAO

[kfki]

yes it is so true that the brown people really are curry smelly!

[asianmormongirl]

Wow!!!! That was awesome and my biological parents are the same way no white people or blacks, or Mexican only Vietnamese it sucked so I didn't even date till this year

[lolitaroseful]

HAHAHAH 

[Jadouken121]

lol when i bring japanese girls to my house, my mom purposely makes a fool out of me and then after the girl leaves, she tells me the japanese were very cruel during the war

[Mrasianpopmusic]

not all Asian parents are like that, just so u know

[voon100]

@Mrasianpopmusic I hate classifying Chinese/orinentals as Asians in the same category as Indians/Pakistanis.

[Mrasianpopmusic]

@voon100 nope, i think when people talk about Asians, none of them will think about indians, so they are not in the same category. If you don't like Chinese or Indians, thats your own problem.

[voon100]

@Mrasianpopmusic I never said I dislike Chinese or Indians, what I dislike about it was labelling Indian and Chinese as one collective race where Indians and Chinese have very different features. So when describing yourself as Asian you're being too broad, be specific, you are either Chinese or Indian or some other race.

[criplets]

LMFAO Master Baiter

[Kaizarien]

Cantonese ftw! LONG LIVE CANTONESE!! D<

I don't get how Mandarin is better, sounds more odd Dx

[darkrose834]

@Kaizarien I know both and I find both of them totes fine. -____-

[Kaizarien]

@darkrose834

.__.

[darkrose834]

@Kaizarien I went hetalia... sorry... 

[Norman765r]

@Kaizarien I dunno, both sound equally foreign to a White person.

[synjerome]

@Kaizarien I agree! I think Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin!

[y8art105]

@Kaizarien if ur canto u will prefer it more than mandarin obviously

[McCN00b]

@Kaizarien thats cause mandarin is much more older

[voon100]

@Kaizarien Cantonese sounds choppy and rough whilst Mandarin has a more sophisticated tone.

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@Kaizarien Mandarin sounds way more awesome and it is a lot more useful in real life. Cantonese even uses some French sounding syllables.

[Wolfsbane909]

@Kaizarien still written some what the same simplified vs traditional

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6907]

that racest bitch

[poor500]

im cantonese and this is pretty dam funny

[aznfishie]

One of your better videos.

[pkmnfan245]

r u related to peter chow?

[lamabomber15]

@pkmnfan245 ah ya his last name is chao

[pkmnfan245]

wtf racist parents

[tkdskyride]

@joyfulsense i know.

[tkdskyride]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRITNEY SPEAR!?! SO FAT!

[BleedPinkCA]

And asian parents are usually really really really... ironic...

[PiercingIceTiger]

panda paynus lol this is dam hilarious

[CAxxAK47]

The sofa is suppose to be like that. It's Chinese style

[xi0ngran]

omg u speak cantonese ><

[GaM3r441]

I barley noticed the panda got a cock...

[wd40isgreat]

What no Bun-mui prejudices?

[daEEEdiot]

SO TRUE.

[FangFiftyFive]

Heh, I've had almost the exact same conversation with my Jewish parents more times than I would like to remember.

"Oh, you're dating a new girl? Is she Jewish?"

[Skaterharvey132]

Com to Vancouver I set u up wid hot idonesion girls ZING lol ...that wasn't that funny

[lostagent23]

I clicked "click here" cause I am curious like that

[chengstta]

LMAO my dad always tells me not to marry a japanese girl because of the war and such. haha

[1240123]

yea i do kno a Chinese girl from Hong Kong love black guys ..

[TheNews1990]

What about a Vietnamese woman?

[j0n0uy]

a censored panda penis o.o

[neonflavoredvodka]

i love how he looks bored the whole time

[AmethystxBlossom]

=]]

[PkFong418]

Reminds me of my family



[HitsuHinaFan854]

make an episode that shows Stacy Wong

[HelenaLovesWorld]

Laughed so hard at the hat XD

[levelfivejudgelight]

I love ur ching life videos

[levelfivejudgelight]

sooooooooooooooooo true! I'm chinese too , my family was all like : black ppl are fine ,but just don't marry them , marry a yellow kid cuz ur lifestyle is alike , WTf......

[vivianwhee]

LOL XD

[jamesmichaud7]

your mother is right. Did you see the britney spears? so fat!

[Rolfmaoo2000]

Lol but has anyone noticed that half the top of sofa was cut off? Great video btw

[bananishmeal]

when the mom said brown, it actually means a vulgar way of saying indian

[ChubbyKola]

@bananishmeal get a brown guy walking down hong kong LOOOOL

[aznmonkeyb0y]

@loveyaoiwow He's from Hong Kong, he spoke Cantonese in this vid...

[hotdogGG4]

Speaking of irony



[gf5476]

Hey can you do an episode about Chinese relative fucking you around when you got a boob job? None of their fucking business. They as 32AA all jealous of me. I am hanging out with lots of Korean chicks and am dating a Korean Guy. They don't give me shit jus advice. I hate my Chinese relative sooo much including my mom, they aint coming to my wedding!! Is going to be a pool party and they can't cum coz bikini is mandatory.

[aznammunition]

lmfao smh... i dated a black spanish filipino girl for about 3 n a half years in high school n my parents didnt mind...they used to say the same stuff all the time when i was like 9 but really they dgaf as long as shes smart haha

[leadingsimon]

I'm Chinese and I can vouch for the validity of these conversations.

[XItsxANGELbaby]

i guess my dad pissed off his parents because im half korean with black and white hahaha to funny

[djkozSFM]

Haha don't actually wear the hat

[shaneroycrombie]

lol you should wear this hat.

[fackerhongming]

LOL, I am Asian, and i cant stop laughing.

[TheKungFuClan]

rofl This shit is so true

[MrHack4fun]

Lol I don't understand why Asians don't just tell their parents they'll date whoever they want? What are you guys afraid of?

[GenJenJenne]

@MrHack4fun They beat yo ass mang.

[MrHack4fun]

@GenJenJenne: So? My parents beat my ass plenty of times and my dads buff, lol. Don't make excuses, thats some punk ass shit. You gotta put your foots down and stop being such pansies.

[GenJenJenne]

@MrHack4fun You say it like you're proud of it.

[AZNinsomnia02]

@MrHack4fun I actually did dude.

[MrHack4fun]

@AZNinsomnia02: Good. I get Asian parents are strict, my parents are too, but you gotta put your foot down somewhere down the line. Besides, once you hit like 18, what are they gonna do? Whoop you? You're most likely stronger than both of them at that point so that wouldn't help much.

[LastXdeth]

@MrHack4fun I hope your parents disown you for bringing dishonor to your family.

[MrHack4fun]

@LastXdeth: I wouldn't care. I'm my own person, I don't cling to my family, they don't define who I am, I define who I am.

[LastXdeth]

@MrHack4fun How dare you say such things! How did the Americans brainwash you?!

[Amat979]

@MrHack4fun Well said.

[AZNinsomnia02]

@MrHack4fun Indeed, those "pussies" need to grow a pair.

[XxCindyBabexX]

I'm glad I can understand Cantonese...

[wensp167]

if im correct chink mean kinky chinese right?

[boibo1]

His Dad Is Tronny?

[aliciakiki]

Jesus Christ.. xD my life's story

[YoshiEatsWasabi]

Haha I laughed at the Japanese people part.

[tortugachica124]

Oh god... XD

[giratina34]

To be exact, that was cantonese... there are a lot of different languages in China...

[Hourlyruin1]

@giratina34 actually only 3 Taiwanese Cantonese Mandarin or something I would know im chinese

[somenomai]

@Hourlyruin1 Uhh, theres more dialects than three. Taiwanese is mandarin, meaning it is not one of them. So much for being chinese....

[DiepSpartan119]

what a mean dad he said no japanese girls why they are way hotter and different skin too

[iluvsugarz]

1:20 epic facee xD

[DiepSpartan119]

China has 1 point 2 billion people HOLY SHIT IWON AMERICA LOST

[DiepSpartan119]

I WANT TO STAY IN CHINA

[HOBO1011000]

I understanded every word that they said in Chinese!:P

[deztructicus]

Lol why can't we all be like Pandas? They're white, black and Asian :3

[KentuckyFriedWalrus]

@deztructicus yeah fuck the indians, they dont need to be in our new race!

[Animactus]

@deztructicus A panda holding a taco

[Samuraislash600]

This is so racist lol

[Linebeck90]

Rofl? Im White, Japanese, and Black. That makes me brown... hahahaa

[SoaringMuse]

THAT RACIST BITCH!!

[ss6truks]

I dont ront my granchirren to go to ree jayurl LOL

[lSPlKylelSRSl]

wheres the other part of the couch?

[omgshXcookies]

POKEGUY <3

[xitrumluubang]

is this racist

[TimeLegacy]

Wow, is it sad that my parents somehow act similar to the parents from this episode?

[theww3abc]

have u seen the britney spears? SO FAT lmao

[ShaawnMusic]

Doesnt Ricky sound like D-Pryde.

[TheChineseGenius]

the reason why white girls are the fattest in the world is because they cant cook. They only know fried food.how shame

[gybnxi]

When she said brown, she meant Hindus/Indians.... (Better translation)

[Captainraisin]

Aie Yah!!! Ah Chah!!!!

that shit isn't made up, it's true in so many Chinese families.

[AndyTehBomb]

I'm Chinese so i didn't need subtitles

[turdy18]

@AndyTehBomb me 2 xD

[TheIndyColts]

@AndyTehBomb cool story bro

[dustbunny5155]

@AndyTehBomb i do but i'm chinese too just not canto >:O

[PewPewKFC]

@AndyTehBomb so am i

[XxSugary]

Have you seen the britney spears? so fat!

[xmanhall360]

I only like ching chong life...i don't like rest or ricky chao

[kiwichi5]

his grandma: THAT RACIES BIT*H!!

xDDD

[theasianstalker]

Wait I'm brown... o_o but I don't eat curry all the time.

[theasianstalker]

You deserve more views Ricmond. You're the cooler of the Tong brothers. :) "Racism, stamp it out!"

[Niccehz]

"She only dates black guys."

"THAT RACIST BITCH!"

lmao I love that bit

[ZxTartarusxZ]

She didn't say anything about Koreans :P

[somaking77]

This is HILARIOUS!



[zoeyclaireluver]

lol i love dis <3

[Sasoroex]

looks like the mom saw the UCLA girl video

[lovelyylife]

voices

mom = peter

son = paker

dad = ? :O

am i close

[Mrteehee222]

@lovelyylife they`re all ricky you idiot

[dangelo003]

SO TRUE... WHITE GIRLS GET REALLY REALLY FAT LOLOL

[detroitbasketballl]

I DONT WANT MY GRANDKIDS TO GO TO THE JAIL LLOOOL

[jolt0912]

the mom is the voice of peter chao

[gamevirus01]

FUKN LOL so true

[MrJason358]

haha i actually like these series haha funny nice work

[lilrabbitadrian]

damn hope my parents aint like that. i'll be fucked up if they are. -_____-

[GlamourKillsTian]

my family does that too O___O shit were all going to hell lol

[1eyesnipe]

just to let everyone know...my mom is like that too...

[gatorfan122394]

stale jokes

[Gergerpatpat]

This is cool Retardricky. You should make more of these videos :)

[vimmy2492]

ROFL. These are very funny.

[ExFiltharella]

LOL.

It should say, "BASED ON TRUE STORIES."

[alexdbz215]

funny thing is, most of this is EXACTLY what chinese families are like

[bohrok77]

@alexdbz215 Any sort of Asian family for that matter...

[clonefan117]

white people get fat easy did you see britney spears so fat HA LOL :D

[DANIK42095]

white chicks are fat. hahahaha verry funney. seeing fat asian "girls" here everywhere

[Booyaka325]

Wat the hell! I want it wit the original title chink life.

[ThisQuietKid]

this could not be more true

[TheSilentSolemn]

Lololooloolololololololol good shit

funny thing 2 is that this is actually what real asian parents want inrl....except for the Japanese part.. not sure bout that but rest seems pretty true.

Asian ppl 2racist in general lol

[246246]

I love it, that's what my parents say, but it's all love and jokes in the end. The reality is still in the first statement. I can date who ever I want.

[Bluesamomo]

BAHAHA. This is freakin funny!