BP Spills Coffee

[imanthonyp]

THE PUBLIC! 

[oldmnstrutthatass]

The public never finished his sammitch

[lovybot]

lmfao tooo funny

[NanoEmpyrean]

BP should be broken up and their assets should be dispursed amongst the countries they raped (USA, Cuba, Mexico...ect). There isn't enough money in the world to pay for the damage which they have caused.

I don't know if it's a good thing or bad that people can joke of such matters.

[kletzkus]

atleast they didn't drink that racist coffee.

[PointlessComedy]

lol great parody...coffee or hot chocolate whats all that muck on the bottom

[yummybeefyboy]

It's spilling!

[kusinerna99]

In sweden BP means gay porn :D

[HugoSpelar]

@kusinerna99 Hahah de e sant xD

[swefresh09]

@kusinerna99 riktigt klyftig haha

[TheNonstopWrestling]

what happened?

-nothing!

you guys are fucked!

[fiessy11]

BP spills crisco, good luck BP

[BlackFox0911]

@jerryfor2012 - Yeah. I didn't really specify that I wasn't referring to this video in particular with my original post. Just the whole incident in general

[jerryfor2012]

@BlackFox0911 I read your comment again. I've looked up some conspiracy videos, and the evidence seems to be viable. However, it seems that some of the evidence is over exaggerated and some of their evidence seems to be based off of mere guesses. Conspiracy theorists have something right, to a small extent, but you just need to think things through a little to see through the lies.

[Zknight7126]

This is so hilarious. Who came up with this?

[anatoliypochtarenko]

пгпгпг

[Nagneto]

Sad but true. 

[MrUNITEDTiLLiDIE]

okay, everybody who is trying to take this literally 2:07 everybody calm down! it's a joke, intended to be a joke, if you don't think it's funny you really don't need to watch it.

[lessermystery]

Hey, guess who's in the news again!

[BlackFox0911]

Is it weird that conspiracy theorists won't shut their mouths, even 10 years after 9/11, and yet are significantly more silent with the theory that a liberal government would intentionally cause an oil-related disaster for the purpose of smearing the oil industry

[lessermystery]

@BlackFox0911 I think the oil spill hits to close to home, even for them.

[jerryfor2012]

@BlackFox0911 No actually this video is criticism about the BP and how they handled the oil spill. What they did was pretty much what they did to the coffee in the video here. They put garbage in it, hair, golf balls, and soil in it. I don't think its conspiracy theorism, or whatever the hell you call it.

[LefthandedLeftenant]

A better representation is if BP lent the coffee to someone else l, then the other person spills BP's coffee and everyone shouts at BP.

[harrisonheales]

its just coffie

[nightwolfthepoochyen]

No coffe gave a shit that day.

[chigeh]

This is in now way comparable

[dtothelu]

...unless if Cthulhu stepped in somehow

[dtothelu]

Fake and Gay!!! They didn't wait three hours. Assuming a coffee temperature above 186 degrees Farenheit, which is quit reasonable for recently prepared coffee, the coffee would have evaporated in three hours leaving one huge ass hard to get out stain.

[sawrated18]

@dtothelu How come if I leave my coffee for 3 hours it doesn't evaporate, it just goes cold...

[dtothelu]

@sawrated18 Cuz you probably leave it in a cup.

[ProgPower32]

@dtothelu It's a spoof on the oil spill in the gulf, you spaz. Nobody cares if the coffee evaporates, that's not what it is about. It's supposed to be funny.

[bobodd5]

no seriously plz reinvent the stinking kerosene combustion engine the weather patterns are in a bloody mess

[bobodd5]

BP IS CONSERVATIVE BLUE STOP FOSSIL FUELS HITLER!

[fiessy11]

i live in florida and i remembered when the oil spill occurred i watched this, during the video im like,"OMG thats EXACTLY what happened."

[ImCarrotsforBananas]

so thats how major companies see the public...fat guys eating a bagel

[TheRiskyBoxSpread]

highly relevant once more for spill over Nigeria

[ogbelievers]

Think thats funny check out how big the coffee industry is and how many millionaires are made just from people drinking coffee. Why should we give star-bucks, tim hortons or any other large franchise our money, when is the last time they payed you to drink there coffee???? never now you can get payed to drink the worlds greatest coffee.

Check it out for your self

[ogbelievers]

google organogoldpays

[mabounetpb]

mais ils sont fous oh oui !

[allthepeeps90]

sooorryyyy

[ipushback]

yep. 3 hours and 47 days later that bagel is still okay to eat.

[ProgPower32]

@ipushback maybe he got another one lol

[naturalmeatswinnipeg]

Dangerous coffee spill

[GabinRevolution]

BRAVO!

[jchevrolet05]

1,340 work for BP

[enitsirhc829]

hahahah "we better hurry up because it'a almost reached my laptop!"

[falpalemily]

"Oh my god we are really screwed now" lolz!

[standbackguy]

Oh I get it. It's funny because the coffee spill is like the BP oil spill

[RyuTempest]

"Do you have a golf ball?"

"I have a Ping-Pong ball."

"Good, now throw it at the spill."

throws ball at spill

"What happened?"

"Nothing."

U guys are F#$%#*! LOL

[cvardeman]

Hydrogen is not made from water bro

Waters made from hydrogen

[MrTodd198126]

@cvardeman I think you will find it is thus the H2o. meaning two atoms of Hydrogen for every one of Oxygen. So hydrogen is made from water and of course water is made from Hydrogen (And Oxygen)

[Matthappy420]

We don't need no oil! Water contains pure Hydrogen and clean the air as you burn it! Oil companies are trolls of destruction. Use hydrogen as fuel people it is made from water, and makes pure water in the combustion process!

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

@Matthappy420 And will cause a ridiculously huge explosion everytime there's a car crash.

[DogTagsGalore]

that guy in the window has barely touched his bagel

[educationalnut]

it's spilling

[ChristaLovesDrama]

I get what they mean, but I didn't get to laugh unfortunately. Thanks for sharing.

[MRresievil310]

The human Race in two minutes and forty-nine seconds.

[mandisgoj]

Really funny! Hahaha!! Hope the folks in Louisianna thinks so too.

[dragonshead69]

@mandisgoj I'm an oilfield worker in south Louisianna and this is freaking hilarious. I just wish they could have conveyed how more than half the shit in the news was all BS at the time

[mandisgoj]

@dragonshead69 So true. So true. I also think this clip is funny. Nice that you think so too.

[jfirppo]

which one of them is john frusciante? i feel betrayed

[janders619]

Ping pong ball? That could never work! It should've been a golf ball.

[CoryOleviajl343]

hmz schaut mich an bin ein frosch

[RabiezFTW]

Ahhh Social teacher showed us this in social class FTW!

[vserg1908]

we're sorry

[AUDIRS41997]

LOL

[koopkill]

they spilled oil like a boss

[chaotickittie03]

Dear girl who was dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea,

Just kidding, they're all dead.

Sincerly,

BP

[vegetablenut]

Don't let it spill before it's to late

[sorry8140]

kevin costner? why not chuck norris?

[SupaTROopa2]

@sorry8140 Chuck Norris is over rated and old.

That's why.

[johnsurs22]

Another good satire /watch?v=lognd8-4fos&feature=f­eedlik

[gator1freak]

Reaccess  everything

[tastysweetapple]

A small spill can become big.

[xbeastlybeastx]

lebron travelled

[DRyouknowat]

how lives in a pineapple under the sea no1 thnxs to bp how died in an oil spill cause of bp spongebog sqaurepants sponge bob sqaurpant spongie bob sqaurepants Ha ha ha ha . XD

[yummygummyberrie]

Hate cleaning up coffee spills.

[isuruar23]

Bunch of MORONS!

[rootedinjesus]

LoL, my Theater Arts used this vid as an example of horatian satire (that's satire that mocks something in a light-hearted way).

Man, these guys are idiots!

[inspiringcoachpotato]

The evil coffee spill 

[JaneMaroni]

fat man

[healthconcious]

The guy with the doughnut is funny

[PhantomAct]

I think they should DP the moon instead...

[8adl3mon]

ha

[Ixpatli]

brits: drink your tea at five o'clock.

certainly weirdos,



[MrTodd198126]

@Ixpatli What? Are you trying to take the piss?

[garycalgary]

TWELVE MILLION + people saw this????

[RulerOFmany]

I wonder whatever happened to that oil spill... Media?

[MrTodd198126]

@espiacent Fucking hell, either a sense of humour failure, but it was probably just way over your head. Stick to low brow comedy in future.

[espiacent]

@MrTodd198126 sticking to low brow comedy is actually what you do when you find this funny. :)

[richarddp11]

AN ERROR OCCURRED. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. WTF?!?!

[Gear1235]

is this supossed 2 b like the Oil spill or someting? like a Oil Spill Spoof?

[richarddp11]

@Gear1235 no shit sherlock! lol

[sarahsthebest1000]

This is really funny!! We like the girl with the short black hair. Best video ever!

[JMCporsche]

hilarious!!!!XD

[OmagaMinion]

wasnt this on college humor?

[KosDem]

john frusciante???

[xxMMxKIDxx]

@KosDem Oh my god, that's what I just noticed too! No wonder this video is so epic...

[CPLPunismnt]

Good job guys!



[ceouxekkoux]

Kevin Costner will know what to do for sure.

[SkillsOnPills32]

2:31 lol

[2ExistIstoResist]

hahahaha very funny.... honestly nearly spilled my coffee

[kjupolkio]

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[DimensionsofChange]

@alcatraz9vt Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain are black and riding an elephant. Your argument is invalid

[henryford016]

God, im sure glad they did not do this with the oil spill...

[omgiownk]

@henryford016 thats the joke they did

[DrahcirLXIV]

lol, saw this in science class. had to watch it again.

[caliberound]

3 hours later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killergame50]

LOL UNSTABLE COFFEE CUPS

[SheSaidTeAmo]

That's brilliant.

[esaychayareohen]

its broken

[spartakittyrules101]

i remember when this shit first came out

[aldoxyzable]

Damn...don't work....:-)))

[7150285]

BP = British Petroleum...so go make fun of the Brits rather than the Americans

[a1rjord4n]

@7150285 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh disssssss

[optimistsRUS]

@7150285

Americans also paid a few millions to topple Iranian elected President Mossadeq in 1953 coup along with MI5 so that Anglo-Persian Oil Company (now BP) can continue to use Iranian oil for the profits of the western "civilized" world.

[1jdylan]

@7150285 nope it now actually means beyond petrolium

[7150285]

@1jdylan derp

[Sk8tersss]

what about the small people?

[gdjhsgdjhkdfghdvjfbv]

1,327 people work for BP

[pat5168]

@IsupportBP Where is your basis for saying most environmentalists are left-wing Atheists? Do you imply that religious people don't care about nature? And you shouldn't judge people with or without religious faith as a major factor. That is bigotry.

[pat5168]

@IsupportBP What? You mean religion has to do with being upset about thousands of gallons of oil spilled out into local and animal's environments? I really hope you're joking.

[IsupportBP]

@pat5168 i don't like left-wing atheists, most of environmentalists are left-wing atheists. So, the disaster of Golf of Mexico had a positive side.

[rainstormseattle]

Next time don't resort to ad hominem attacks, they completely invalidate an argument, or a point you are trying to make.

[rainstormseattle]

Beyond Petroleum now. You know, since they are a major company of petroleum and petroleum products in over 80 out of 195 countries now? The terrible oil spill in the gulf was the responsibility of the local crews out there who came up with completely stupid ideas to contain the spill--one of their first mistakes was putting dispersant in the oil so it would not float to the surface of the water. Most of those in charge in charge at the time of the spill in that area were Americans.

[MsFishie97]

"It's encroaching on my map of Louisiana!"

[m16dernwarfare]

bp=nazi?

[IsupportBP]

lets see the positive side of the oil spills

All the atheist left-wing abortionists are upsed

God Bless British Petroleum

More spills to come

[yoyocomedy]

I laugh every time! :D

[pat5168]

@rainstormseattle How does it prove how Americans are stupid? BP stands for BRITISH Patroleum.

[tikifire86]

@pat5168 haha owned!

[tommyboomboom]

@pat5168 The rig was run by an American drilling company.

[joodsification]

ROFLMAO That's probably does happen at BP! Idiots and it's leaking again.

[ExcitementBeach]

Not clever or funny but at least it was stupid and a waste of time

[WestcoastMusicals]

Coffee is one of the highest paying stock,the world will forever use coffee,it's a natural drug,and it kills insects,and keeps parasites out of the body. Mosquitos don't like the taste of caffeine blood.

[LynxProductions]

....Sooorry... ;-)

[KiweeGirl]

Lmfao I love this.

[rainstormseattle]

This proves how stupid Americans really are. Yes, I'm American...I'm fed up with all the idiots in this country.

[Gotenks7Kid]

KILL IT WITH FIRE! 2:05

[tommykrongyut123]

@Gotenks7Kid My favorite part!! hahaha

[demonicBerith]

@Gotenks7Kid LMFAO

[Myles0Harcourt]

That's how to get Argentina of the Falklands Oil. Get BP to do the drilling.

[Myles0Harcourt]

That's how to get Argeitina of the Falklands Oil. Get BP to do the drilling.

[JN5B11]

anyone else search john frusciante then did view count then watched this video then got pissed off

[chilipepperfan45]

@JN5B11 yes.

[breeboy420]

AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!

[usernameiswill]

Does this pass for wit at UCB comedy?

[626ryu]

1:19-1:20 PUBES LMAOO

[soccerfreak7765]

i got a question i have to analyze this video but i am stuck can someone help me find the plot summary, human institutions and the human weaknesses. pls i'mreally young and i amhaving trouble

[Fairplayguy2]

@soccerfreak7765 Purposeful mockery? lol I have the same problem...

[Hurricanes1313]

I honestly think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[nikosloco]

Carl-Henric Svanberg comes here for 1,321 days in a row

[xlemonsx4]

LOL my bff told me about this video. He has a studder ;(

[Woodenfan]

best analogy ever.

[CastleSnowflake]

2011 bp lose in russia so they have had to do a deal wth libya rebels, 1 day oil will b gone and wind farms solar power and electric cars will win like they was to win in 1960s

[XcapeArtist357]

@CastleSnowflake not if the government has it their way

[BridBirdProduction]

You guys are fucked..

[DDTH08]

Call Captain Morgan he'll know what to do

[frozenflamegaby]

omg :D

[strangeyoungman]

They forgot the part where they go swimming in money.

[dragonshead69]

@strangeyoungman Yea or the part where the assclown imposed a moratorium on offshore drilling.

[strangeyoungman]

@dragonshead69

Really? Obama is in the pocket of the Oil Companies, and you wanna whine about how he shut down drilling for a couple of months? What a persecution complex you people have. 

[dragonshead69]

@strangeyoungman You obviously know NOTHING!

I live in southern Louisiana and have worked in the oilfield for longer than you have been alive. Whether they call it a moratorium or not, it is still VERY much in effect. That jackass may work for foreign oil companies but he is no friend to US companies.

[strangeyoungman]

@dragonshead69

If you're actually an oil worker, I'm sorry. I thought you were some asshole stockholder who was pissy about losing a couple of cents this last quarter (Profits over people!). It's still BP's fault, they couldn't be bothered to even take the minimum of effort in a very dangerous business, and they don't give a shit they killed eleven men on the deepwater horizon rig. BP deserves to be mocked- fuck, some of the higher-ups deserve to be shot.

[dragonshead69]

@strangeyoungman I am an oilfield worker and among only a few of my friends and family that still has a job, no thanks to the moron we have ruining our country.

I put blame were it should be. Yes the oilspill was BP's fault, just as the slow and inexperienced way the capping and clean up was handled was thanks to our federal gov. and the continued strangle hold on the offshore drilling is directly B.O.s fault