Shooting Fat People

[ghtyftdr]

i didnt even know squirrels had balls.

[soovver1]

God I feel dumb when I saw the title I thought SHOOTING fat people

[beanhouse55]

fuck i came here from a paintball drive by vid and i thought someone was gonna shoot fat ppl with a paintball gun. this is gay

[MrRabidCat]

I kinda feel the same and im a kid... :(

[jonnysteele24]

@MrRabidCat Oh no, don't feel crappy like this guy. He's not real you know. It's just a silly video I made 6 years ago. Cheer up, kid.

[cool2153]

@MrRabidCat why do people on youtube say stuff like that no cares if your a kid

[HoorahNation]

SSSQUUIIRReLLL NUUUUTTTZZZ

[88pie88]

woody allen goose paintballing

[Andy132]

i liked it

[mazafuzle]

2:56 OMG LOOK AT THAT THING

[MrCalraycan]

Oh how I love americans... meant to be patriotic sheep yet some actually are human...

[jonnysteele24]

@MrCalraycan , wait are you saying I'm a human...or a patriotic sheep? Great comment by the way, just trying to figure it out.

[MrCalraycan]

@jonnysteele24 The first one, It's funny the way you rebel against the stereotype... In a monotone... Insulting many things... Aaaah it's great :)

[jonnysteele24]

@MrCalraycan Thanks! Always glad to have a fan.

[UNDERRATEDMCS]

holy shit should i shoot myself?

[pheno778]

wtf 

[nikobelic25000]

trying to act like maxpayne 

[jonnysteele24]

who's maxpayne? I just made up the voice myself about 5 years ago.

[MrCalraycan]

@nikobelic25000 Don't say people are trying to be others, when your name is "nikobellic25000".

[IHISaberIHI]

Well that's 7 and a half minutes of my life i cant get back.

[genesisproject]

America in 7 minutes. Good job.

[jonnysteele24]

Thank you. Not sure it's all of America who are this way, but I appreciate the feedback.

[shootnmove]

Your shits trashed, you live like a bum

[AceHawkR]

You got serious problems man, and nice trying to make your voice sound deeper than it is, btw u look like a gingerhead in the mirror

[chadricka]

i think that squirrel had bigger testicles then me...

[shadowsun20]

Holy shit. you can see that squrrells ball sack!!!!!!!!!

[ryanmanawesome]

this person doesnt sound like ryan dunn you fags

[XxIMLDlxX]

this video is retarded

[2prize]

porn!

[gamemasterreviews]

is that ryan dunn? =O lol u sound like him.

[jonnysteele24]

Nope, it's me. Who's Ryan Dunn?

[gamemasterreviews]

you only sound like him in the first but he is a guy from the movie Jackass and is in other tv series on MTV!

[2J8O4S6H9]

hes off of Jackass the movie

[jonnysteele24]

Oh right. gotcha. Do I really sound like him in this?

[dano2013]

@jonnysteele24 guy from viva la bam

[jonnysteele24]

Write something clever (unless you want to do thw writing afterwords). Rent or borrow a camera. Go to interesting places--be bold and film places or people you may not be supposed to! And then edit them together into some kind of piece. I used a tripod for steadier shots, handheld for walking shots. Basically--be creative and don't let anyone say "no you can't do that"

[hahahahobo]

tnaks a bunch, cum up with something!:D

[gunfuego]

ROFL at 3:35

[arda1409]

hahah omg this voice soundzz like max paynee!!

[tamalhuasteco]

whats the name of the song?

[jonnysteele24]

Is Everybody Happy, by Ted Lewis

[GagaMan214]

Dude did you see the size of that squirrel's balls XD

[rapper1000000]

rofl it goes like boing boing! xDD

[asbraun4]

This was so entertaining haha, you need to make more of them.

[KnowingITall]

hahhaah platypus give milk dude this has been the most funnies video in the history of the world,hhaha uncle sam

[jonnysteele24]

Jeez, you really liked this thing, huh? I gotta make more of 'em for ya....

[KnowingITall]

yes u should they are sooooo freaking funny

[KnowingITall]

hahaha bumble fuck Wisconsin and rase alpacas

[KnowingITall]

holy shit so funny its hilarious i take bees over fat people hahaha this is priceless

[crazycal95]

OH THIS IS SUCH A GREAT VIDEO MAN!!!!! I love everything about it!

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks kid....

[Krazymonkey91]

YOUR RANTS r amazing, ur amazing "suside or mcdolonds" better line i heard in a while

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks kid....

[Triggerpulse]

I love this I haven't seen in for a while but a favorited a long time ago and showed my friends they all say I talk like this sometimes so it's kind of funny. But i love the humor of it.

[jonnysteele24]

Sweet! A repeat customer....gotta love the fans!

[markthreemillion]

baaahaha

[3568319]

it sounds like the goddfellas guy

[jonnysteele24]

what Goodfellas guy?

[3568319]

lol ray liotta during the movie he was like the commentary person talkiin about his life nice video

[jonnysteele24]

Ha! That's high praise. Thanks...

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks man, much appreciated....

[AppleAssassin]

I like to smash potatoes with my toes

Would you like some?

[omgomg113]

lol the squirl is the best with the big nubts 5/5 stars :D

[nastydaave38]

ah nice 5/5

[iCheckVtec]

lol random porn

[iCheckVtec]

sorry grandpa Lou may you RIP

[jonnysteele24]

Amen to that, brother!

[iCheckVtec]

LMAO some wrinkled old Jewish man like u see on Seinfeld, priceless!!!

[jonnysteele24]

That was my Grandpa Lou, yo! God rest his soul...

[PhanMaen]

wow squriels has sum big nuts...

[Whodawhadadoda]

Hilarious, great video.

[chriswillingsgay]

But with all seriusnes this rocks, 5/5

[chriswillingsgay]

Not really this sucked ass!

[mattyvizzle]

yeah

[chriswillingsgay]

HAHAHAHAHA, 5/5 and favorited!

[Erik32075]

that tree at 430 was cool as shit. you can see a face.

[forgoten14]

great footage!

but it almost sounds like you are reading off a paper.. i dont think you would of wanted your audiences to know or think you were..

overall, good.

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks. Good point about the VO. I guess I felt that the guy was supposed to be narrating his own documentary in a very low-tech way--he's just a cameraman, not an all around filmmaker, so his methods were allowed to be kinda crappy, you know? My point is, the unpolished VO angle was deliberate. Does that make sense?

[forgoten14]

yeah, it was good.

( = - D )

[magichockey11]

nice video. it was really good

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks man! (or woman?)

[necromancer992]

this vid sucked

[jonnysteele24]

Hey, thanks for sharing! Such valuable feedback...

[like49]

i agree with you necromancer992.this video sucks.who the fuck made this video

[jonnysteele24]

sucks to your asmar!

[luv2Bdifferent]

OMG that little girl at 4:07 looked EXACTLY like me when i was little O.O i had to pause the video and make sure it wasnt me =P. haha nice vid btw man

[jonnysteele24]

Your name isn't Karina, is it? Cause that's her name. Thanks for checking it out and your nice words!

[troubledxx6]

that gurl shoulve not been eating ice cream...

[hollowbastionlovr]

hey emo brother!

[jonnysteele24]

Another fan of emos, eh? Sadly, I'd never heard the term before I made this faux video, but I've learned to accept it. Thanks for writing!

[hollowbastionlovr]

I was just joking dude,I was messing with you cause you were actijng depressed.Funny video

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks--I was just joking myself--this isn't about a real person. Totally made up. Thanks for the compliment though.

[hollowbastionlovr]

anytime dude

[azrael8585]

dude! you sound like that couch dude on "Half Baked"

Fuck it man, you just said his name,,,,,asshole.

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks....I guess?

[artdesign555]

stop talkin like that u dumbass - go punch a tree or something and stop making ur voice like that! U SUCK

[jonnysteele24]

Huh. I thought I did a pretty good job with the voice over. Nailed it in one take too. Sorry to disappoint you.

[belltami]

I'm a big fat watcher lately myself. The midsections around the USA are HUGE. seems like fat is such a huge trend. Lets make a trend to HATE fat people so that'll STOP eating so much!!

[jonnysteele24]

Er--I don't want to hate fat people. That's not such a good plan I think.

[belltami]

I'm 23. ''hate'' was a strong word. but yeah this epidemic is crazai

[jonnysteele24]

Cool, I'm with you. America definitely needs to slim down...

[belltami]

are you the guy in the video though?

[jonnysteele24]

I'm the guy in the car's side mirror, not the naked torso. That honor goes to my Dad...

[belltami]

but I thought you weren't the camera guy.

your dad is a pretty funny guy :)

is he aware of this?

[jonnysteele24]

No I'm the camera guy in the video, just not in real life. Glad you think my dad is funny. I'll tell him you said so--he'll get a kick out of it. He's also "the jerk" Phil (not his real name).

[thekillerman67]

EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonnysteele24]

Emo Phillips? Do you mean Emu, like the Australian bird? Ema, like "mom" in Hebrew?

[belltami]

the phrase ''emo'' is used by younger people *such as myself* it is short for ''EMOtional''

[jonnysteele24]

I know, I'm just kidding. Although I have to say that I'm 33 and I'd never heard of it until I made this thing and everybody started screaming EMO!!! at me. I'm not overweight by the way. Nor am I a cameraman.

[alexandrea666]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmm­moooooooooooooooooooo

[jonnysteele24]

You're the 2nd person to say that. So funny, 'cause I'd never heard that term before. I must be getting old. This camerman isn't real by the way.

[nxlife]

you are a fucking emo a go broke your arm lol

[jonnysteele24]

What's emo about it? And what the hell does "a go broke your arm lol" mean? Is that Canadian talk?

[FatRick42082]

So, are you working on anything else? Toying with any ideas? Writing anything?

[jonnysteele24]

Yeah, this was just a little fun project. I normally write feature scripts and I'm directing a short film in a couple of weeks that I wrote. Why, you got an agent or producer for me to talk to?

[FatRick42082]

No, no, no! LoL! I's just a fat feller from West Virginia. You should try getting one though and get your stuff put out there. Did you go to school anywhere?

[jonnysteele24]

Yeah, but not film school. Watching movies and then mostly just going out there and making little films was my school. You should try it. I have a buddy in West Virginia. A timber frame builder outside of Morgantown. I'm from NY but am living in LA now.

[FatRick42082]

Pretty decent. Didn't care to hear you swallow and the dialect could've been a little bit more intelligent but overall, decent.

[jonnysteele24]

I could've taken the swallowing out, but ultimately felt it was more true to this guy to make him kind of lazy and slovenly--he's a cameraman, not a sound guy, so I felt he would've left it in. Good comments though.

[FatRick42082]

Good point.

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks. Are you a portly fellow by the way?--I ask because of your name and wonder how you stumbled across this thing... Also, feel free to check out some of my other goofy little things on here.

[FatRick42082]

Portly, would be an understatement. Portly sounds like Bilbo Baggins. I'm more like the guy from "Seven" who was morbidally obese and died from gluttony. Nah, I don't really look like that guy...but I am a fat bastard and do ,more often than not, participate in gluttony. You see, it's not that I'm sad, it's just that it really taste good.

[FatRick42082]

I came across this video whil searching "fat funny" cause I've been watching alot of fat stand-up comedians lately and trying to determine the funnisest one. I clicked on your vid cause it peaked my curiosity and found myself intrigued and entertained.

[jonnysteele24]

Boy, you're just full of subtle compliments! So thanks again. They didn't really portray Bilbo as being portly in the movies, did they? Ian Holm is more...stumpy. They should have plumped him out a bit.  Later...

[FatRick42082]

I've only seen the first "Lord of the Ring" movie and it was awhile back so I can't really recall. Jason Alexander looks like a Bilbo!

[FatRick42082]

I reviewed this film again and I must say the ending dialogue was ingenious. Was that intentional? Talking about suicide, then saying if you got fat you could shoot yourself but actually referring to being the cameraman?

[jonnysteele24]

You got it. The old double entendre wordage....

[Adamlovesjaws]

wow i kinda believed that until i read the comments

[jonnysteele24]

Ah, the highest compliment...misleading someone! Thanks man. I love Jaws too by the way.

[Adamlovesjaws]

well actually this is my IGN account i just wanetd to use it for yuotube since i cudnt think of anything

[jonnysteele24]

what's an IGN account?

[Adamlovesjaws]

IGN is like a gaming forum

[animewacher]

you sound so emo and depress go toke some vacations or something that would probably help =)

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks for the advice!

[MarkBellinghaus]

Great, toaching docu. Change is hard, always--but rewarding. Start hiking and make it to the gym with a friend or something. New body, new mind. Try Yoga or something. Don't talk suicide--you have so much talent--I was really touched.

5 of 5***** Award Quality.

[jonnysteele24]

Ha! It's so funny how people have thought this was serious. I'm not a depressed cameraman at all--I just was watching the news one day and thought this idea up. I'm quite an upbeat mentally healthy person. But thanks so much for the rating and such! Much appreciated.

[christopmoore]

Nice video. I'm just going to go kill myself now.

[jonnysteele24]

Please don't do that. Have some McDonalds instead, like the guy does. That'll kill you much slower and more enjoyably.

[MPShinn]

What a breathy of fresh air! I've sat at this PC for 2 hours, and waded through shit after shit. This was great! Well directed, well produced, and genuinely interesting. Thanks!

[jonnysteele24]

Wow--very flattering of you. Thank you much my friend. I think I'll use that on the dvd cover "A breath of fresh air after wading though shit after shit!"--MPShinn. Love it!

[MPShinn]

Send me a copy! You are ace!

[jonnysteele24]

email me your address at jonnysteele24@hotmail and you got it.

[GOAT69321]

lol i love watching this

[jonnysteele24]

Thanks--I appreciate that.

[FireOfsatan]

I think it's pritty good, and true in a way i bet a camra guy would find his life totaly boring if he just had 2 shoot fat people. ^_^

[jonnysteele24]

cool--thanks for the feedback.

[FireOfsatan]

Oh i see...but just so u know...

emo means emotional, alot of emo guy are really depressed people who complain about there life being so crap wishing they were dead and stuff...

[jonnysteele24]

gotcha--thanks for the info. Just out of curiosity, what'd you think of the piece?--and what do you think now that you know it was just for fun?

[jonnysteele24]

No, I meant, what does "emo" mean? Like, enjoys being depressed? I've never it before. This thing was a total exercise in filmmaking. I was eating breakfast one morning and saw a report on obesity and just thought--"What if the cameraman who shot that stuff hated his life?" I found it an amusing idea and went with it. I did a falsetto voice just because. I'm a completely upbeat person-this video has absolutely nothing to do with my life. Does that explain things a bit better?

[FireOfsatan]

u seem like one...i mean all that "i hate my life and everything about it"...and your tone of voice...u just seem kinda emo, no affence...

[FireOfsatan]

are u emo? 0.0

[jonnysteele24]

No--who's emo?

[hanny910]

omfg this is depressing hahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahah­ahah

[mjtiamfook]

Ironic and incredibly funny. Random babblings that somehow weave into a lifestory. I've watched it 3 times and want to watch it again.

[jonnysteele24]

Wow, that's high praise! You must know the director or something.

[martyyu]

A really smart, funny, twisted film. It sort of creeps up on you and makes you feel that your life is slightly less pathetic than it really is.