corey taylor funny moments 2nd Attempt

[brea088]

that neck...so fucking thick

[pimkingetje]

5:05 ''MOVE ALONG PEOPLE, there's nothing to see here!''

[ThePunisher2x5]

0:30 we will go there! AND WE WILL KILL YOU!!! lol neckman

[HisSorrowEyes]

His voice.OMFG.<3

[josephvantorre]

5:40 that's what she said

[thedingdingboys101]

5:06 mick comes to steal the spotlight lol

[karli246]

That about the CDs? YES. YES. YES!!!

[bigman10146]

I LOVE HOW HE TALKS ABOUT THE CD'S LMFAO

[metallica198122]

lol 5:06 shhh im tryin to hide your shame...

[xXNARCHXx]

i miss Q101 Chicago with all my heart 

[VaLiZa1]

♥ JOEYS MASK!!

[Bebsyfication]

and Corey have you seen the size of your neck LOL .

[pepparmostheelder]

Haha, Mick: Leave me alone

[basketcase98]

LOL 8 FUCKS

[Blisteringthrash93]

That was probably the best rant I have ever heard. Now I fuckin wanna kill someone with a leather CD case.

[ecwtable]

MJ YEAHHHHHHHHHHH R.I.P

[ramy627]

5:57 Leave me alone ¬¬

YEs MASTERR D=

[soap1294mctavish]

-Who's Slipknot?

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!

-Could you tell me about the band?

-Yeah absoluttely :D

AMAZING!!!

[TheAxeIrose93]

2:50-4:20 nuff said

[TablonVideos]

Headbanging makes your neck strong =D

[NJROTCAREA12TP]

dide joey say thats what she said

[NJROTCAREA12TP]

i love how mick trys to cover it by getting in the way

[superphil92]

What is slip knot I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING

[sk8terbruhXD4653]

I agree on the CD seal part

[Jaraknan]

mick at 5:10 laugh and i will kill you with my awesome

[4AJWP]

You gotta have a lot of meat in your neck for a scary hardcore voice like that!!

[stevetheurkmanurkel]

At 6:01 either Jim or Craig talked

[TheThreeNorwegians7]

Corey "We were'nt paid enough"

Mick "That's what she said"

Fucking hillarious x'DD

[zerkxXxx]

@tpico93 it was clown not joey

[odedishelanu]

"is that what you trying to say to me who?"

[SlipknotFanGirl22]

@scoves9484 troll much?

[NarutoFtw111]

6:01 .... did..... did craig just speak?...

[suicidesilenced]

@NarutoFtw111 nope it was james that said that

[tpico93]

Corey: it wasn't long enough, we didn't get paid enough.

Joey: that's what she said

hahaha, loved it

[oganLAnderson]

now that i made an ass out of myself, are you ready to help me sing a song?

[metalupmybass]

5:50 ......wish James woud call me too damn!

[Three3Nill]

were ugly cuz one guy takes swings at us in the mosh pit

[Metalcore623]

isn't his body a lil' to small for his neck? just sayin...HE"S FREAKIN AWESOME

[MeGoRAWRZ]

lol mick "leave me alone"

[mrgordy117]

haha the cd sticker thing lol cory knows it all man

[lefthandedmetal27]

@mrgordy117 hahahaah i crack up every time

[mynameipie]

what did the guy yell at corey in the begging?

[VendettaKissXx]

@mynameipie Fred Durst is fat!

(Fred Durst apparently said that all slipknot's fan's are fat ugly kids)

[mynameipie]

@VendettaKissXx haha nice

[metalheadami123]

WHAT SING WAS THAT IN THE END

[VendettaKissXx]

@metalheadami123 sulfur i believe from All hope is gone

[ShiningRedMoon]

@metalheadami123 yup its sulfur

[COMMANO38]

@metalheadami123 Sulfer

[boomudead96]

@684toasamoa from head banging......i hope

[krissycatty1]

4:25

Lol Dutch subs

[Patrickovisk]

The head, just dont fit. It's like someone maipulated the video to make his neck/head huge in a tiny body.

[briandominguez16]

XD Corey is funny as hell :3

[SlimRolla1]

You can write a book about funny momenst of the whole band

[DOCTAJULIUS6]

what happened when he fell?? he trip or somethin?

[IceBlade102]

i totally agree on the CD sticker thing

[MrSlipknot0123456789]

owww tht realy hurt..... shut up shut up. corey lol

[Azotherian]

"that really fucking hurt" lol

[MrJburkeIV]

The CD rant literally had me in tears.

[bwoodtn]

WhatDoYouMeanByThatIDon'tUnder­standTheQuestionGiveItToMeAgai­nWhatTheHellYouTalkingAboutIDo­n'tUnderstandWhatTheHellYou're­Sayin.... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYIN!!!

[CrazyJay115]

well........at least corey cant get choked

[lukas2643]

CORY IS ON THE TOLET AT THE END XD LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLO

[onionman113]

@684toasamoa yerp and srry i removed my comment, i couldn't leave this vid until i did (stuck posting it)

[AvengedHate26]

he fell lmao

[ClintRicardo]

they're cloning sheep!!!

[mikmik461]

10% man

90%neck

[CliffOnBass86]

@mikmik461 More like 80% neck, 10% man, 10% FUCK.

[wilolato]

@CliffOnBass86 More like 0% Man, 70% Corey Motherfucking Taylor (his own species), 10% Neck, 10% FUCK, and 10% Love.

[locoladi]

The sound lagging at the slipknot w/ metallica part made it look like instead of jim talking, that it was craig. and i almost crapped myself.

[123ollyb]

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!"

"Ca-can you tell me about the band?"

"Oh yeah, sure"

Made me fall off my chair.

[cristhizz23]

can u explain to me about the band ??

Yeah Absolutely =D haha fuunnyy shit

[equinekiller32]

hes got a cd problem ^_^

[DivineMagg]

stay (sic)

[Blackevil23]

So Please....Help Me Sing...This Son-OOUH A PENNY

[MrMatthewgentry]

their cloning sheep 3 57

[MrMatthewgentry]

their cloning sheep

[Dethsek]

@Slipknotfan2100

Shawn I'm pretty sure, cause he's right behind him. But it's pretty funny lmao.

[Slipknotfan2100]

5:39 who said thats what she said?

[MrSuperduperfart]

i want to see them so bad cuz i live in iowa

[BlackInnards]

dammit, I can't remember what the song at the end is. can anybody help me?

[getsuga987]

@BlackInnards Sulfer :)

[Phanaoshot]

HAHAHA!! He's amazing. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SAYING!!!!" "Can you tell me about the band?" "Yeah, absolutely."

And when he goes off about CD cases?! Genius! xD

[babyjean666]

corey needs some anger release lession's

[jeanfulx]

that really fucking hurt xD

[gnrfreak1]

"leave me alone" mick makes me lol

[glassess2k]

FUCK!! I snapped my motherfuckin dvd case cause i forgot about the third fuckin sticker! FUUUCK!!!!

[SubjectVirgo]

I like when he talks about cd cases hahaha hilarious and so true

[MrGreendayfan94]

@SubjectVirgo yupperz

[MagnumPI4]

ha joey slipping thats what she said in there is priceless

[souldragon121]

holy shit is joey fucken short

[cejason]

is it me or is mick FUCKING HUGE?! I SWEAR HE WAS A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT...

[grandthefglitcher131]

5:05 i love how mick trys to cover coreys trip-id love to have mick as a freind :)

[paul2786]

@grandthefglitcher131 thats a fucking wall man!

[bluexbabex1o7]

So when he said Licka my nut sack, did the other guy know what he said XD cause he sounded foreign

[Alphahead17]

1:38 I want a conversation with him, like this! XD

[ROCKSTAR28337]

2:50 thats why itunes is a milliondollar company well fuck itunes and cd cases

[TravisDrago]

I wonder why Corey has such a love for vomit

[GuitarPlayer96100]

"That really fuckin hurt. Alright.  Shut up. So now that i've made an ass outta myself you ready to help me sing a song." L O FUCKIN L XD XD XD

[TheDansterrrr]

1:40 ... she may have big feet but you have a big ass neck ...

[A7XRIPREVA7X]

fact: 90% of Corey's mass is his neck

[ledzeppcrzylegoman]

licka my nut sack

[seth5220]

Corey pans over to Joey then to Mick an Chris

[TekkenRulezz]

@684toasamoa Yeah it does xD

[TekkenRulezz]

@684toasamoa yeah, probably from headbanging ;) It looks really weird though

[CrimsonOmen407]

wells fargo... will shake.. and we will still... be... us...

[Hogi1995]

4:56 :D

[1267snowboarder]

lick of my nut sack!!!!

[CharlesFoxKays]

"WHOA! I ONLY GOT ONE EYE! FUCKIN' CYCLOPTIC SON OF A BITCH!"

Hahahahaha!

[xMcallisteRx]

FAV PART 5:55. LEAVE ME ALONE XDDDDD

[VoidEternal]

His neck is fucking HUGE

[KaylaJanePianoPro]

@TripleKillStudios

Omg Yeah oooo true. Well he musta been as i was laughing into my hands :L:LL: x

[KaylaJanePianoPro]

Lol at Mick who dusnae even help poor Corey up after he falls :L:L:L

[AdRiAnDLT666]

"is that two minutes?" fucken corey hahahaha

[metaldrummer2397]

the part about cloning sheep makes me laugh so hard and hes like whoa! ive only got one eye!

[metaldrummer2397]

the part about cloning sheep makes me laugh so hard

[MrNightmarejoe]

corey said 8f#ks

[parallelogramammoth]

hahaha his rant about cd cases is soooooooooo true. I wonder how many people will actually know what he's talking about anymore tho.

[GamerGirl157]

@MikeyAnarchyPunk I know the response is late but I'm answering your question anyways lol it's because he says 'it wasn't long enough..and we weren't paid enough.." get it? XD

[cczarizarth]

"peoples" kurwa rządzą hahha :D

[EvilEternalDamnation]

ahahah corey taylor has the hugest neck i have ever seen on a person lmfao!!!!!

R.I.P. paul paul gray

[Amjust002]

Hey dude, look up the video "Corey Taylor (Slipknot) Gets Hit in The Face Onstage" that's an awesome corey moment.

[chance437]

10 years of headbanging will do that to a man's neck.

[MikeyAnarchyPunk]

they all laugh about the "That's What She Said" 5:37

but....WHY?

[skatingrox360]

Wells Fargo XP hahahaaaa

[JuggaloWorldOrder1]

someone needs to piss corey off and make a drinkin game out of how many times he says fuck

[SlipknotXAddict]

im disgusted by this! haha he really wants his backrub lol

[MsMaggotSaxer]

Mick:"Leave me alone." XD

[angelonktk]

Like with every houndred people that like this vid, there is 1 pussy bieber-dudin.. that doesn't like it...

[GRHKMW]

Vendettakiss, i am not a peopless... WE ARE MA666OTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Monst3r199]

dont you just love coreys voice?!

[aadame90]

5:12 LOL mick covers up taylor

[guythatdrums2009]

Wells Fargo will shake...And we will still.....be...us????? LOL

[DDL999]

........"leave alone" LOL

[finch1258]

haha Mick walks in front as if to say "you laugh you die"

[narutoboy0]

when he said wels fargo i LOLed

[MrAidanhart]

im fat and ugly so fuck off

[PRAIREDAWG69]

security stickers on cd's are awful....

[NekrosisPolykastro]

5:00 that accident was in greece!!! :P

[marebelo94]

sereously sandra bullock has huge fuckin feet

[TrappedunderIcE7]

what slayer song were they playing?

[WWEFANJOE98]

@VendettaKissXx i hate you

[JYZProductions]

LMFAO , would love to hang out with corey now , 77,777th viewer!

[superfudge322]

@JYZProductions it wouldve been weirder if you were the 66,666 viewer

[vachier123]

haha

[rallynova78]

He is right about the damn cd packaging.

[HundredsOfAdjuchas]

his neck got muscled from headbangin all the time

[jakebreid166]

poor Corey Trips

[EGU93]

Corey should be the new AVGN, he talks the same way

[askchaos]

Corey Taylor is a fucking god... I would bow down in honor if he walked by

[meremarissa]

it flakes of and it looks like florida. xD

[James51195]

is that two minutes?

[cellar76]

666 likes and 6 dislikes ;D

[Samsarix]

666 likes ;) subliminal message?

[Bodomterror696969]

hahahahaha "leavemealone"

[aninican2]

5:10

That really fucking hurt XD

[silvias15fan]

look at his NECK! hahaha

[Slash3r666]

lol he was taking a shit hahahahahahahahahah

[pornozaur1]

"she has big feet" dude corey taylor is the first person ever to look fotoshoped

[gutembergveloso]

Yeah, Seasons in the abyss

[KillaNinja0]

aww i was getting ready to help corey sing a song :(

[xxxdiabloxxx1]

'' that flacke look like florida the flacke looks like florida'' lol..

licka my nuck sack xD

plz plz help me sing this song ''FAIL'' (mike LOL)

mike shut up xD

[xxxdiabloxxx1]

'' that flacke look like florida the flacke looks like florida'' lol..

[DannySmackaHo]

i agree with corey coldplay sucks some insane shit

[tokiohotelfreak521]

0:07-0:22 Clown, wtf???

[99Nights100]

In the beginning when he was screwing at someone... what was that about?!

[demonspawn119]

5 people are FUCKING CYCLOPTIC SONS OF BITCHES!!

[calwallace2007]

you should really take down the other video if this has all those clips aswell

[poegrl911]

I think some people missed the like button cause Corey Taylor is a funny guy and he seems really down to earth. This coming from a very loyal Maggot and Ghoul Scout.