Life of the Male Siafu Ant...

[galanopouloc]

Later the queen killed the male. Claimed full custody of the children and took all the alimony...

[13RWN31]

HOLY S*** those could take down a full grown man. I KNOW I'VE

L SEEN IT HAPPEN. LOL Nightshift ante that the truth.

[L33tHackzor]

DEATH BY SNU SNU

[jsd013]

Couldn't they just say "hey follow us if you want to get laid"..... fuckin ants...

[kalev76]

Does it masturbate......

.

.... itself?

[SuperSexyboy1999]

Indiana Jones brought me here.

[greendayfan716]

@SuperSexyboy1999 me to

[UtahMike41]

I just like the name Siafu. If I ever have children they will all be named Siafu.

[kingofallsaiyans123]

lol sperm snd having one million daughters why  not sons

[Scythemantis]

@kingofallsaiyans123 the millions of worker and soldier ants making up an ant colony are almost always ALL female. There are only ever a few males, because they only need a male to get a queen pregnant once.

[mdfslfllf101]

oh yea he looks like a walking dick btw just saying

[mdfslfllf101]

he got raped omg call the ant police lmao

[ofdiscordia]

Thumbs up if you think it's totally appropriate this is called a 'sausage fly'.

[ColonelHate]

not a bad way to die...

[tintinjokes]

orgy of affection...

[VisionofOrion]

Siafu are really a force to be reckoned with, I have the utmost respect for them...(of course I mainly say this because they live on another continent.)

[Firespectrum122]

Can you get gay sausage flies?

[DarthTirith]

DEATH BY SHNO SHNO.

[Malrune]

Feminist wet dream right here.

[Box0r0x0rz]

This thing is Alpha as fuck

[pendejadafcc]

O_O 

[ButterflyBlanket]

Oh my god! A friend told me what these ants do to the males, and I didn't believe him. But... that's just messed up! XD

[Rathause]

oh jesus!

[hnrksl]

that's how i want to die, sexed to death

[OniLordMiki]

@hnrksl I don't think you'd enjoy getting your limbs torn off though.

[hnrksl]

@OniLordMiki hmmmmmmm

[kugotsumin]

@hnrksl with appendages bit off?

[hnrksl]

@kugotsumin no, if I had wings then meh. but DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

[00BigEddie00]

Snu-Snu!

[pilotdave1000]

im confused why do they need the fly ?

[loven2run]

LOL at Bonzislayer....  Raped over and over and over LOL

[loven2run]

BEST AXE COMMERCIAL EVER

[knightdrako]

Death by Snu Snu.

[LTAALIA]

I love how they had nice music in the back ground for his rape trying to make it seem fun

[jackjackteeth]

This was part of a much longer show about siafu ants. If I remember correctly, the male is used for mating purposes and then killed by the siafu and eaten. The young queen only needs to mate once.

[Uberologist]

@jackjackteeth lol the male must blow one huge load!!

[bummercucumber]

Cute ants.

[vladiator100]

They don't actually kill him, they take his sperm and he dies naturally like all ants.

[drunkscanbefun]

thats f**ked up

[partylikeits1066]

@drunkscanbefun siafu ants are fucked up man.

[bonzieslayer]

raped over and over and over again.. f@#$%^& sausage.

[ReckoNiz3]

what a way 2 die gettin rapped repeatedly over and over

[alphaguitar2]

Kinda makes you wonder how many of those crazy ethiopian chicks have tried to use one of these as a... makeshift... pleasure... machine.

[happy7117]

Hot dog with wings!

[louis29125]

Man if I ever see that giant ant anywhere I would fucking burn it.

[devol264]

damn

[pbrskater26]

Ok what you need to know about these ant's is that they do at times, go after humans out of pradation!

[zachr120]

question mark?

[LtChicken]

i love the ending note.

"THE SISTERHOOD ONLY NEEDS HIS SPERM." *Cut*

[FUBAR8472]

death by snusnu

[Archantis]

fucking hell thats massive haha, RAPE!

[bartman1337]

RAPE!

[philessexuk]

i fort rape only existed in the human world hahah

[Roboterm01]

lmao

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

shit...thats one big ant O_O lol i would fkun scream in terror and run away from one of those....which kinda makes me a fkin wuss

[wait887]

na. you just want to live.

[bnkrmike29]

kinky

[callumdude10]

so will they kill him after he has been raped?

[LaJ126]

yes

theres no such thing as eternal good. it must end sometime

[Exequian]

He doesn't live long after mating because his natural life cycle ends.

So they just need to rape him until he dies, really. What a way to go.

[andrewbary]

Now this is a commercial for axe lol

[philfresz]

its like they are going to rape him lol

[Nightshift10000]

Wow, they're just like Human Females.

[ZiyusTV]

You sir win the internet for the day.

[mynamesnotdan]

@Nightshift10000 except they chop your wings off by getting pregnant and they hold you prisoner for your money

[frankenstein6666]

and right now those feminist are trying to turn human civilization into something like ant civilization.

[whugotit22]

lmfao good comparison

[10truefreak01]

You know that video where the Beatles are running from all the women?

[minizeeyna]

siafu can suck my ass for all i care

[Machinesamba]

Can someone tell me what the name of this doc is? I just saw it about three weeks ago and I'd like a copy.

[minizeeyna]

Killer Ants lol i have it recorded

[sethman189999]

cool i like this

[dave69812]

a million babe and one former walking, spermbank for them to snoo snoo with

[PindleofKujata]

Amazons of the ant world. Nice.

[Erich745]

There showing this right now.

[simonmitchellbird]

dont you just want to get mortein and spray the whole trail (i wouldn't, but its still tempting)

[simonmitchellbird]

update:

or petrol and a lighter

[diggyba]

I saw this episode. Man-eating ants, literally.... creepy

[IdunCareLesSn00b]

What a way to go!Having your legs cut off and being raped over and over again by a queen!

[bluerelic18]

futurama~ snoo snoo the only person who would enjoy this is zapp brannigan

[keroisbored]

Imagine if the world's population was 4/5 girls & 1/5 guys. :[ GG guys.

[Sic4life2]

id take a shot gun and shoot those mother fuckers until i ran out of rounds then id call a airstrike on them if any1s left well nuke them

[happy7117]

He gets chicks, then he dies for it!

[UndertakerRocks123]

i fell bad for the sausage fly

[gametenor]

LOL

[DarthVenomAizen]

sucks to be a siafu ant.

[adj789]

wow that's crazy

[MCEProd22]

This has aired so nay times that I know it by heart

[funnyguy8844]

lucky bastard

[KingofGireland]

i watched this on the discovery channel and its not kool wut happens to the male ant gets his wings bit off and then gets carried along to b violateed many times by the queen ='( lol

[happy7117]

Is this video supposed to be sausage flies personifying men trying to get some from ladies personified by siafu ants?!??

[thrashriffsatb]

he did want to get caught he wanted to fuck too bad hes gonna diee after

[happy7117]

I guess the price of getting screwed is death.

[DarthVenomAizen]

you know, female black widows and prayng matises are knowend to eat their mates head wjile they do it

[happy7117]

A hot dog with wings!

[sir62092]

It's got wings. Can that fat thing FLY?

[soulshower]

A sausage fly? I never sau-sage a thing! XD

[Zimbiotic]

haha

[muzzyOOO]

its like he wanted 2 get cought

[edredsox2004]

First time i saw this, i knew the fly was doomed but i didn't know he was a male siafu. Life sucks sometimes if your a male

[happy7117]

This was on last night at 8pm. I did not know it was going to be on. I was just flipping through. So I did record it, including this part!

[waterjam28]

I saw that on last night too but it was the 11pm rerun XD

[yanksta999]

holy shit thats an ant?!!

[SirBenjamin88]

Kinky...

[bananian]

that's a lot of sperm

[SaturnD]

the porno music is what really makes this awesome

[SirBenjamin88]

lmao

[guitarfreaaak]

wow....thats definately one big sasauge he has there XD

[fu0594]

Huh they think thats bad they should do a documentry about human males!

[10truefreak01]

that wasn't sexist at all

[Zexy75]

Rape.

[lekotar]

The largest penis in the world. But I guess his life ain't that exciting. Existence takes victims.

[Tetzukai]

As a male, this scares the fuck out of me. O_O

[10truefreak01]

This is your brain on drugs.

Any questions?

[huahuafish]

"the sisterhood only needs his sperm..."

think i've heard the same thing in sororities

[Tango419]

Its like Oh hello ladies nice day to.. Oh one at a time, girls, please... Oh God.. Jesus their biting my wings off.. Oh God help me?! No! I don't want to go! You can't make me! Noooooooooo!!!!

[GasMaskGuy343]

That happened to me before.... *shudder*

[ascendantraine]

Lawls @ the Zerg rush

Doesn't Surprise me that in some societies females have simply relegated males to simply providing sperm... makes you wonder if it would just be easier for the Siafu to be hermaphrodites =/

[utoobwatcher]

Attack my pretty's!!

MWHAUAHAUAHAUHAUHAUHAU!!!!!!

[halop00nag3]

if ants were human size they would most defintely take the human race over plus the world (very dominant insects)

[AkrionXxarr]

heheh if ants were human size their body structure wouldn't even be able to hold themselves up ;P

[ThrillaDaMcColdKilla]

if we were ant size we would be retarded. :p

[Coldworld26]

"Killer Ants" on Discovery or Animal Planet

[sloth96cky]

we've all been down that road

[happy7117]

What is this from? What show or episode??

I would love to tape it when it comes on next?

[jasonskyle]

hawt

[Jag0n03]

Extreme S&M right there for those ants.

[ConstantinValdor]

hmm seems like a bit of a waste energy if they grow a huge body and wings just to have it cut off and taken for sperm... why not just have a smaller ant with a massive pair of balls!

[bighead564]

sucks for him.

[LatinXTC]

same thing happened to me, when I walked down the aisle, she cut off my balls and is holding me prisoner. Should have stayed away, but her scent was so good. :)

[zozajiek]

ants are funny

[Gryffon5147]

This is sick. Any organism that walks into that deserves to go extinct.

[10truefreak01]

it's a natural order of things.

This has to happen for other creatures to stay alive, genius.

[Gaz625]

Zergling rush @ 0:15

[then00best]

hahhahahahaha

[Whatever322k]

what programme was this? cos I remember watching it but not the name.

[Whatever322k]

Check out the outside layer of ants forming a fence!!!! How cool is that.

[aznmatrix1324]

to tell u the truth i wouldnt mind if women tied me down and used me for my sperm

[Julzellis]

What a shitty like!

[roller0coaster0gal]

talk about rape... lol.

I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is scared of me now XP

[MetroidJunkie2007]

LMFAO

[andynorris]

Chuck Norris can kill a siafu.

[wetzell101]

siafu are by far the most dangerous living things in the world

[munnymike]

Those things are badass.

[KamikazeSound]

Wow it's the ant sex trade! Instead of drugs and money its sperm and honey.

[padude64]

Siafu ants can kill an elephant

[ChocolateMilkShake1]

KING ANT!!!!!!

[Sanroyin]

Thats a little like rape right?

[CARLOSRICHIE07]

yea but it's a male getting raped by a whole load of bitches i wouldn't mind that

[Cotybruyere]

lmfao, well they do things a bit differently, i saw it on discovery a few years back, and apparently they rip your limbs off so you can't escape, and forcefully take your sex organs, and give the sperm to the queen...

and thats all i can remember lol

[mikeysaur65]

There was an episode of Futurama similar to this, except they were big hulking, amazon women.

[roller0coaster0gal]

haha I know what your talking about. but its really not that much similar to this. in this video they use the male to mate and make babies, in Futurama they use the male to punish them

[then00best]

i saw this on tv. i wanna vomit

[Tonkpils0514]

u pussy

[jacobbjames333]

those fuckin ants

[happy7117]

I JUST got done watching this last night on Animal Planet. Incredible!

[myoldsnbroke]

whata pimp

[happy7117]

Instead of cutting off his wings, he should have cut off his weiner which is what that big thing looks like as other commenters have pointed out.

Personly, I think that looks like a hot dog, or sausage with wings!

[jaydub2003]

Yeah Ive seen this one before, they ate chickens alive until there was nothing but bones left.

[Joysquigglesparkles]

Ahahaaha!!!!!!!! I saw that shit on the National Geographic channel.. THAT ROCKED!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 BEST ANT DOCUMENTARY EVARRR!!

[XC11301991]

Mother fucken ants on the motherfucken planes would be a lot more of a problem!

[delaydarui2]

きめぇ

[hobbes874]

Same here Zaii, they want our love liquid.

[1337Scene]

HUGE.. LOLOL PENIS

[Zaii]

happens to me all the time

[tenchimuyo69]

Lol.

Good job

[Nooreazy]

Hey hey where the rest of the PORN?

[georgehwbush]

"They only need his sperm."

Sheesh, tell me about it!

[xamox]

Hahahah, amen to that.

[webranger7]

Poor guy. He'll never get to sleep with a real woman.

[discdonkey6556]

Each is given just what he can take. Perhaps the sausage fly would tell us if he could, "poor guys, they'll never sleep with a real female Siafu soldier ant."

[ibexr88]

zerg rush

kekekekekekekeke

[hakavelli]

Poor bastard. Dugg!

[OwenJ1971]

I'm sure they don't even notice his personality and intelligence...

[discdonkey6556]

I know exactly what you're saying, Bro. The women, they just don't appreciate us for our deeper qualities. There, there, my fellow sausage fly... We know our place and accept our fate.

[trex65ghia]

like a torrie amos concert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balzak65]

LOL!!!

[JackyJ2]

Yeah, too bad it's fake.