Biscuit Rap with lyrics ^^

[kayleedance613]

67 people were fooled when they dipped their biscuits in their tea& they were not happy.

[Georgiaaaa0]

dont be a fool when you dip um in ya tea they not gonna make u happy LOL

[DonOfB38]

Wanna Cookie? You'd Be Tripin'

[MDMNJr]

HUSH UP BITCH!!!

xaxaxaxa i need to pee

[TheKirk15]

I stay one with the Borboun

[loldi12]

Live stream sent me

[archyzz]

@domowomo123 Troll-alert *alarm sounding*

[mcmcman2]

y is apollo raping about tb?



[NeonisDead]

BUSCUIT haha roflmfao this is the greatest thing yet:D

[mcmcman2]

100,000 views and 500 likes by tb. 200,000 and 1,500 likes by his fans.

100,000 views and 65 dislikes by Jesse Cox fan boys.

[buntaiify]

is Kit-Kat a Bisquit?

[lovenit6677]

Cant any one tell this is without me?

[TheCorrolaKid]

Lmao luv dizzzzzzzzz



[jallum9]

sent by moderator Palandiell on total biscuit's live stream :)

[MIMINHEROFOREVER]

its so sad they not showing tpolaapoc anymore my fave british comedy :'(

[BekkieBum]

@MIMINHEROFOREVER Same :( Then But It Did Get Crap When Jhonny Died

[fantaXDaddict]

Wtf is total biscuit?

[Claad2]

@fantaXDaddict I hope you realize the pun in that sentence...

[mcmcman2]

@fantaXDaddict lol

[kelvseree]

hahhahahaahah funny show !

[Olihetkonijntje]

An incredible British sense of humour! =)

[wowkirbywow]

Mp3 plz!

[Invalidstr]

LOL "HUSH UP BITCH!"

[kyubi965]

0:00 Replay button in case you missed it

[weesatan]

I used to watch Two Pints of Lager alot, i can't believe this didnt have so much views, thanks to Total Biscuit, more people are gonna find out about this, lets hope he makes a new show called "I Suck at Rapping" XD

[MrJoeses]

TB. Time to cover this! Now!

[Miidgi]

hey TB, see that little bump at the right end of the total views graph? congrats. that's all you.

[Rachenviel]

This is Total.

[erdwuzz]

@Rachenviel

Don't talk shit about Total

[Lazander100]

This video would have been EPIC if TB was singing along in this video

[GamingAccordingToMe]

the driver actually looks gangsterxD

[anden21swe]

What season and episode is this from ??

[shotgun1337]

59 people have not had their biscuity goodness today.

[ISpeakWithCaps1]

and thanks to me, this now has 2k thumps up :)

[Braenstus]

@ISpeakWithCaps1 youre an idiot... you cant thumbs up a video multiple times

[ralfh4]

@Braenstus You're an idiot. He meant that he was the 2000th person to like this -_______-

[DamiCraft]

i got my lovely crunchy totalbuscuits !!

[Ratm91]

Man this is awesome! Can't wait for the American version that's almost half as good xD

[fleasnipe]

TB!!!!!!

[AltaenNytarian]

TB!

[BullorTrue]

thumbs up if u saw this before totalbiscuit sent you :l

[OzixiThrill]

Isn't the first line:

'Cos you can keep any bitch I've got my rich tea

[TheShootHappy]

@OzixiThrill when he enters the car you hear "because, because"

[OzixiThrill]

@TheShootHappy

IU'm not talking about that... Anyway, then put it as the second line...

[OzixiThrill]

@TheShootHappy

I'm not talking about that... Anyway, then put it as the second line... Instead of "Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea"

[DoctorOblivionLP]

@OzixiThrill Yeah he says "I got my rich tea"

[Everyman1337]

I'll say it again, in case ya missed it.

I ain't watchin no PodCast like TotalBiscuit.

[CrusaderHDStarcraft]

I would like to see Totalbiscuit actually being on 1 of the Rap songs XD

Maybe with Husky & Day9? xD

[timgroen1995]

@CrusaderHDStarcraft have you heard tb rapping on blue plz? trust me, bad idea.

[TheShootHappy]

@timgroen1995 indeed!

[thesecondislander]

John "The Buiscuiteer" Bain sent me.

[MrXDstanXD]

totalbiscuit liked this game, a flow of views folow

[OzixiThrill]

@Anyone crying that this isn't rap: It's not the lyrical content, that makes a song rap. It's the style it is sung in.

[blackyvertigo]

@OzixiThrill people forget their rap history. buttermilk biscuits from sir mix-a-lot

[DoctorOblivionLP]

He's not weird... he's complex

[BlackShadowWish]

TB Made me watch this xO

[MrWarcraft1337]

Ive seen a couple of episodes of this show, think I saw this episode once :D fucking awesome song xD

[zodiacsicario]

I biscuitly like totals

[mark01318]

I totally like biscuits :P

[Highwind017]

Trust Total Biscuit to fave this.

[Bubblingbrew]

Now we know what TB do when he isn't making videos... He''s searching for biscuits on youtube.

[osmium000]

Holy Biscuit! that was TotalBiscuit!

[xurin77]

There's a limit to trying too hard... right?

...My brain hurts.

[ITQuatro]

Hush up, bitch!

[RobertAniFreak]

Where the hell is my stash * Pulls out a package with cookies *

[dragsob]

oh dog dont got biscuit? SAD FACE!

[joeythegamer1]

Totalbiscuit wuz here.

[ShepsOfTheSheep]

MUST BUY BISCUITS

[ChryI]

Laugh Track killed it.

[TheBaxstabber]

Been watching this for ages... but got excited when totalbiscuit favourited it xad

[Enlightness]

i remember seeing this years ago, good times, me and friend used to sing this and make our own version up

[MyOldName]

...No. Someone did -not- get twenty-five thumbs up for just saying "totalbiscuit." That didn't happen. It's a bug in the YouTube software. People aren't retarded enough to type a comment consisting solely of a popular YouTuber's uncapitalized screenname, and they -certainly- aren't stupid enough to give said non-existent comment twenty-five thumbs up and make it a top comment. I refuse to accept humanity has sunk that low.

[poplug]

@MyOldName

Don't be Naive, humanity was always fucking retarded.

Yes I am depressed now too :(

[MyOldName]

@poplug

*Sigh*

...

Dammit...

[Bukunox]

@MyOldName

you're actually right... lets make it 55

[TheHaloGuy08]

Totalbiscuit directed this

[TankSenior]

Hah, awesome :D

[ChronoHarvester]

Wait wait wait... A biscuit is a...cookie? really? Huh. Odd.

[Dillfaro]

@ChronoHarvester yeah :D it's proper English. i will send you a list of words that are lost in translation if you wish.

[ChronoHarvester]

@Dillfaro No, its cool. Thanks anyway.

[3wrath3child3]

When I listen to rap, I think "I'm too white for this".

When I listen to this rap, I think "I'm too American for this".

Seriously, the British have a different sense of humor entirely.

[scopata2442]

Only reason i didint dislike this is because TB sent it... this is far from rap

[Gneecapz]

@scopata2442 :( its a comedy TV show, its not a 'serious' rap; its suposed to be funny!

[MyOldName]

@scopata2442

If you couldn't pick it up on your own, was even the canned laughter not enough to tell you it was a joke?

[scopata2442]

@MyOldName The laugh track and the fact i really just dont get the jokes kind of ruined it for me. There voice just dosent sound right with the music, the first min was the best part

[MegaYognaught]

What've we learned today? Brits can't rap...

[MrTVintro]

@MegaYognaught I disagree look up Dan Bull here on Youtube

[shnupy]

lol, this sounds a lot like an eminem song, but this is hilarious :P

[darkoni12398]

This is how I get if I don't get my daily TotalBiscuit!!!

[averagehomie123]

only british people get this i just see to white people having nothing to do but this.

[wackeyprodutions]

Would have been better without the laughing in the background

[SirEsahc]

my dick shrunk -7 inchs

[Araclain]

That was SO bad....

[StillShotdown]

Took me the longest to remember that in Britain biscuits are cookies...

[wtfshouldmynamebe1]

Amazing...a rap not about sex money or drugs. Is the world coming to an end?!

[whatwhat98]

why TB why? i know this is ammusing in some way (ignore my spelling) but...i lost 1min of something...i dont think its my life

[littlebird19901]

49 people dont like biscuits

[ultimatedactylonomy]

TB should make a video of himself singing this.

[TheWingedViking]

lol in america we cover our buscuits in butter and jelly

[BorisVonMayra]

Johnny looks a bit like d.Apollo

[Reddwar85]

@BorisVonMayra I thought that too, glad im not the only one :P

[RTALaggzor1]

fake laughts is so annoying

[Wantsomecowbell]

Next Parody : Two Maidens one Challace

[Judgementtday]

Back when 2 pints used to be epic

[kerckmars]

I could see TB singing this.

[TheJusticePrevail]

Is it a coincidence that the person rapping is named Johnny, just like the Total Biscuit?

Is it possible that this is John Bain, the TotalBiscuit that we know, in his youth? My God.

[itballifier]

@TheJusticePrevail no, thats ralf little you fool

[SheffiTB]

@TheJusticePrevail TB has black hair, so no :(

[Unde4dHun7r]

@SheffiTB he is almost bald.

[stephanos52]

i've rapped the replay button :)

[Leono413]

I thought the guy in white was TotalBiscuit. XD

[RylieRiddle]

What the hell did I just watch XD

[itballifier]

I've watched this video about 20 times last year and now tbs brought me back

[LuFFy2019]

TotalBiscuit

FTW!

[Zhypher88]

Army of TotalBiscuit assemble!

[Wootihackedwow]

TB's new theme song, just with EPIC at the end. :3

[lolmaster111222]

guess what im eatingXD

[gman5852]

TotalBiscuit sent me ironicaly.

[nadde123]

@gman5852

And I sent TotalBiscuit :D

[HmoodyXD]

ARMY OF TOTALBISCUIT. LETS HAVE TEA AND BISCUIT.

[zengetsubankai123]

so TB does know everything about biscuits

[EmberClad]

this should Totalbiscuit's theme song for SC 2

[notrwhitecrow]

the on-queue implemented laughter ruins it for me :<

[98smithg]

@notrwhitecrow You have to be a sad bitter old man if laughter ruins anything for you.

[notrwhitecrow]

@98smithg nope

[XxSoraMifunexX]

Thanks Mr. TB

[holmborn]

Totalbiscuit sent me here

[Gneecapz]

@holmborn Me too! I remember this ep!

[MrKelerman]

@holmborn Who cares? What gives?

[DecodeAGamer]

@2LeG1TT2Qu1TT no he didn't

[SuperTrollPolice]

@2LeG1TT2Qu1TT no you followed him here

[MRael95]

@2LeG1TT2Qu1TT You spelled TotalBiscuit* wrong sir

[2LeG1TT2Qu1TT]

@MRael95 Damn, and tried to spell check lol

[dilzo1]

best beat ever

[dilzo1]

fuckin beat ever

[SpookzYouScary]

dont be a fool when u dip em in ur tea there not there not gonna make u happy lol

[xxSAFCxx2k10]

stay warm wid da barborn

[MannyMac1994]

Am I the only one who could go for a biscuit after hearing this.

[failofafilmer]

44 people havnt had their regulation biscuit ration

[BlazinBlood]

you can keep any bitch iv got my rich tea

[123djhall]

crusing my ass wit a oreo

[gh3rockzzV2]

HUSH UP BITCH

[cage336]

@gh3rockzzV2 saw this comment as soon as johnny said it! xD

[coolcaza2010]

LOL



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[DANNYSANGEL4EVA]

gaz is hot

[DANNYSANGEL4EVA]

44 people have a shit sense of homour or none at all

[FourLeafBlueBanana45]

rich tea.

bitch tea?

LOL xD

[101cgk]

@FourLeafBlueBanana45 he said which tea?

[FourLeafBlueBanana45]

@101cgk I know, I only said it because that's what I thought he said the first time I saw it. >.<

[iiM4RKx]

is it just me or does gaz look a bit like eminem lol?

[Craig6623]

@iiM4RKx Just you :L

[libbysf]

I LOVE THIS FREAKIN SOONG xD

[DancehcTaylena]

don't be a fool when you dip them in your tea AMAZING!!

[libbysf]

my whole class just sings this at lunch xD

[StreetNinja991]

Hush up bitch xD LOL

[kev8880]

its a amazing rap:)

[curtisfield123]

Hey anyone who misses tpolapoc then there's a new series being made.  Gaz walking FTW

[HappyGirlx2x7x]

i love two pints so much and i miss it :(

[SaffronChocolate]

@HappyGirlx2x7x miss it? arn't they bringing it back in 2011?

[HappyGirlx2x7x]

@SaffronChocolate no well i dont think so because the do comming of age now

[SaffronChocolate]

@SaffronChocolate Look on wikipedia, it says its coming back in March

[XloveisabattlefieldX]

@SaffronChocolate it says on wiki though that susan nickson int writin the new series and there will b a new cast so it wont b the same agen if thats the case

[SaffronChocolate]

@XloveisabattlefieldX well that sucks . . .

[XloveisabattlefieldX]

@SaffronChocolate  i no :(