Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover + lyrics

[zytxuy]

Say the kid's his, Liz.

[zytxuy]

Piss on her face, Chase!

[MHFROX]

Smoke a little crack, Jack...or...Drink a little Jack Black. Hop on a plane Jane. <~ (coed) There must be 50 ways to use a rubber...There must be 50 ways to love your lever. (We play this live...never the same way twice..liking some of the other variations posted here!)

[MARLEYFANcbr]

ITS TIME TO FALL PAUL

[MsMollyjane]

slap her with your cock, doc. . lmfao

[OddManSam]

Show him some respect, Beck. that sounds better ^,.,^ less harsh

[OddManSam]

Beat him to a speck, Beck. 

[12345660551]

2 pac-wonder why they called you bitch

[Tanya1976ism]

Give a wave, Dave. Just leave, Steve. Take a hike, Mike. Swim the abyss, Chris.

[supermandisco]

Don't hitch with Mitch, but that's a gay thang.

[McMadman2]

jus say 'see ya babe" :)

[DerArschloch667]

punch her in the gut muss, and set that unborn baby free

[216Uknown1]

Fuck that hoe, Joe

[bondagebreaker7]

Rip her can-cans man

[DEEANNA187]

Sock him in the face, Grace

[JohnnyPilgrim]

Make her suck fart, bart

[exwmtassc]

Shoot her in the head ted

[Stoffer9781]

playing this in music. those chords go so damn fast D:

[wsanford00]

Act like a snitch rich.

[leftyshit]

do her in the butt, Connor

[JohnManson05]

Tell her she's a Bitch Rich

[leftyshit]

do her in the butt, boy

[r0llskyay0]

@leftyshit

uhh are you retarded? do you not understand the pattern here?!

[GeneralZaroff]

Fuck her with a rake, Jake

[moose0drool]

@GeneralZaroff Jesus Christ, the idea is to leave the woman not give her cunt a splinter. Lay off the pain, Cane...

[NotoTruth]

tell her she's fat Matt

[MARLEYFANcbr]

paul only mentions 5 ways to leave your lover. So lets come up with 45 more: just gotta GO JOE. please just LEAVE STEVE. we need to BURY CARRIE.

I triple dog dare you to reply with more

[LennonsLady27]

I tried the 50 ways and my house got burned down! lol? maybe...not! Still love this song!

[EBEmanman187]

50 ways to make a recored KiD CuDi

[mrsthangmjlover]

Slap him in the face Grace. Kick em in the nut chuck you don't need to discuss muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.Just snatch up the key of cocaine and get cho self on a plane..........

[arjanofski]

when this fellow dies, this song will hit the charts, because it's a very good song.

Nothing bad about that (hitting the charts), but it will be played on the radio twice an hour, and bad auditioners from crappy talent shows will rape this song. Paul, i hope for you and this song, that you will love for a very long time!

[Cantspelljen]

Are you sure it's not 50 ways to love your lever?

[klockan23och09]

@Cantspelljen Very Funny In Fact! Thank You, Urwah

[zdawgisonlydawg]

kickem in his balls, Paul. throw her out the door George. punch him in the face grace.

[mrsthangmjlover]

Slap him in the face grace. Punchem in his nut chuck u don't need to discuss much jus

[vallettam]

He only says like 7 ways.

[purplestain91]

Lovely song. But the ref. sucks. Nothing to do with the track

[MujersexyC]

Love this song......

[thatguy203]

Who the fuck is Kid Cudi?

[versus69v2]

Finger her ass - crack

Make her suck dick, Rick

Stick it up ass, Chaz

Cum on her face, Jace

.... and get yourself off

[callmewisdom]

@versus69v2 wow, whtat a moron

[Spooie]

the answer is easy if you take it logically

[Spooie]

this song always helps me calm down

[manoverbored77]

Oh my Gadd.

[kimberlyrae1969]

At least, Paul....at least 50 ways.  LOVE IT!

[cptmrgn318]

Kick his ass, Lass.

Make a new plan, Anne.

Go get a boy toy.

Just listen to me.

Give him hell, Michelle.

Drop off the Key, Bea.

And set yourself free.

[LalalalaLaFontaine]

steve gadd!!

[meloyellowduck]

Get outta your cave, Dave!

[trismontana]

Kid cudi did his version its called 50 ways to make a record way better

[iMDBeats]

@trismontana he sure did!

[pabonilla73]

@trismontana you're kidding right, if it wasn't for this kid would have not gotten inspire, we don't need to discuss much......peace!

[squidmanwill]

@trismontana im speechless

[xxxPurplexGirlxxx]

@trismontana You're joking, right?

[SuperKingOfSwing1]

just have a wank, frank.

Bury her alive, clive.

Show her whos boss, ross.

[megabethbob]

who in the hell dislikes this? oh and give her a slap matt.... (though i am a girl and do not condone violence...)

[SlappaDeBassMon]

Hit her with a brick, Rick.

[sp00kyhand]

Steve Gadd!!!

[saturnstar718]

Send her to God, Todd

[mascabrown]

ask for butt sex, Rex

[joharo1976]

This song was Billboard's No. 1 song the day I was born. Feb 1976

[mascabrown]

@joharo1976 same here, i just found out today. feb 9 1976

[singular23]

mr. gadd playing on this recording?

[Summer0771]

YOU'RE PROBABY GONNA THINK THAT IM TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN RITE I AM!

[dominickmat7]

great song

[1joeycat]

great song back in the day.still takes me back.

[heyy301]

There must be 50 Ways for Paul Simon to leave Edie Brickell for me.

[snowflakeneclace]

Love This Song!! When I listen to this song this is the only one ill watch!

[Xolin11]

This is REAL HOOD MUZIK.

[mateopumba747]

Fuck her sister, mister.

[oBurNo]

@mateopumba747 not enough syllables bruh

[snowy7999]

Kid Cudi.

[mellilore]

Wake her with a fart, Bart

[hashkat]

how did this guy make such an insane song?

[mrsthangmjlover]

A great song this is perfection u know a song is great when it's short an good

[insaninater]

just leave her in the mall paul!

[drj57]

if you are in love with her there's only 1 way to leave her!!!

in gods eye.

[ortizdaniel3410]

im gona say it this is just me tho .... the hole get of the bus jack and anything after the drums kills the fucking song man ..

[TheLiviawest]

get off the drugs slug

[JohnBeast824]

The drums at the beginning sound like kanye west - crack music

[shiftergoddessathena]

@JohnBeast824

I always thought it sounded like the very beginning of 'A Girl Worth Fighting For', from Mulan. (Or, to be chronologically correct, the Mulan song sounds like 50 Ways.)

[eminemrulesmajorly1]

thumbs up if you got here from eminem's 50 ways

[Voldnope]

just slip out the back jack..

[heyheyhey82397]

thumbs up if Tom Doyle's "50 Ways to Kill a Plover" brought you here

[anitarevolution]

get out the gun son.

[salvatoreamant17]

best song.



[MeowcatBissy]

Only know this because of the Jacksons x)

[mpitts6567]

get down funking duncan

get the hoe joe

get the hen ben

kill the snake jake

dont be a fattie maddie

:) =D

[codreachcrazy]

who's the faggot that likes to pick on kid??

[DeanMartin1231]

So.. ..Is She giving him advice on how he can leave Her,

or is She trying to get Him to leave somone else for Her ?

I've always wondered......

[abg420]

Make her smell Chloroform, Norm

[xNewTube]

@abg420 Now thats Funny shit!! HAHA!!

[SirPartyPants]

@abg420 Could not have put it any better!

[adamo012]

i have a playlist that awakens me every morning, it picks songs in a random order. The days when this is the first song tend to be good days. Is anybody here aware of similar songs i could add? Examples of other songs are Mr blue sky by e.l.o, sunrise norah jones, new soul by yael naim...

[vhfgtiuoiu]

@adamo012 All you need is love....

[MyBadzs]

@adamo012 Going to california - Led Zeppelin, dire straits - why worry, Bruce Springsteen - secret garden, America - Simon and Garfunkel, Walk on the wild side - Lou Reed, The girl from ipanema - Astrud gilberto. Just to mention a few, you probably know a lot them.

[epheyeTK]

There is prbly 50 ways to say this song is fucking amazing

[bartchification]

the drums in this song is beast.

[MisszSeyy]

''I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again''

''I said, I appreciate that..''

My fav part

[philasal]

The best way is to stop taking a bath. Works after a few days.

[b1tchslaped]

16 people got left by there lover



[niggermannia]

FuCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED MOre DUBSTEP!!!!

[heyman29323]

50 ways to leave your lover. Yet only 8 are discussed.

Like all his songs it goes down smooth

[steed262]

paul simon and prodigy r great in ther own way

[AdensIsaHero]

I tried every suggestion in this song on how to leave my lover, non of them worked......I still love the song thou!

[ThedooLG]

legends will never die

[SockPuppetKr3w]

Eminem brought me here.

[sandyyvazquezz]

KiD CuDi <3

[penelope3996]

He is such a good singer. Does anyone know if he is alive or not

[mk1505]

@penelope3996 He's not only still alive, he's still touring and recording. As a matter of fact he performed live at the recent 911 memorial anniversary in New York at Ground Zero. He sang his iconic song "The Sounds of Silence". Which has since become the unofficial anthem for the 9 11 memorial.

[LiveLaughLovesss]

@mk1505 yes sound of silence and skyscraper are some of the songs that represent 9/11. Great emotional songs that represent a tragedy,all are missed.

[ThedooLG]

@penelope3996 he is alive

[DawnRainWasHere]

@penelope3996 Still alive,it's his 70th birthday today :D

[JustinSage]

He makes lyrics sound so effortless.



[arteryman]

okkervil river added an extra lover, i enjoy the complication

[AuspexAO]

Oct 26th couldn't come soon enough :P

[PeaceLoveTreesMusic]

im here because im goin to the concert:)

[hg46]

Talk it all through rationally so that nothing's left unresolved when you leave, Steve

[hg46]

Simply hide, Clyde



[hg46]

Bury her alive, Clive

[vhfgtiuoiu]

@hg46 Wooden spike, Mike.

[kane3461]

@hg46 hahaha, that was good lol

[chelsealuv09]

I am 12 but this is the best oldies song I've ever heard. :)

[shannonmarielee101]

This drum pattern is great, i absolutely LOVE this song :)

[JKLau13]

I luv this song!

[Quikster220]

DJ Quik - 50 Ways

[kingbling850]

there mus be 50 ways to make a record

[PaulKEWalker]

It might sound silly, but I've always loved this song because of the decreasing-tempo snare roll. The rest of the music is great, but it was always the drums that made this a signature song of my youth.

[kudosmotionbarbers]

@PaulKEWalker doesnt sound silly this is one of the best original drum tracks ive heard, and ive heard lots!

[ENIGMAQUIN]

FEAR NO DREAM

[ENIGMAQUIN]

THANK YOU

[MrSuperswede11]

Here because of Kid Cudi's 50 Ways to Make A Record. Both great songs. Kid Cudi's is a good update and a great song, while this is a classic.

[Bentkz]

HMV got me here

It came on when I was in the shop

[pishposhapplesaucey]

kid cudi got me here. this is a nice song, tho.

[Zektic]

Reminds me of when i was kid and my dad would play this on the way driving on vacation in the car :D luved it haha

[wasabikittenkisses]

@Zektic totally! I have the same memory!

[sayoian99]

damn...been a few months since i last heard this XD such a great song :D

[JOHNDfan1]

Great song!!! Rock on Paul Simon!! :)

[Dion3TML]

One of the greatest songs ever!!! I could listen to this 1,000,000,000 times over and still love it! Im 12 and this is what i like not that crappy rap and techno!!

[shermski77]

@Dion3TML check out the grateful dead

[Nyxtia]

@Dion3TML NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO.

Lol quoting rap to agree with you

[hydrokem]

@Dion3TML techno is not crap lol. Ever listen to The Prodigy? Check em out.

[GamesLTD]

@Dion3TML Fuck you techno is great, I mean look at Daft punk.

[boooooooooooooooom7]

@GamesLTD haha he's 12

[minustrouserpants]

@Dion3TML I don't give a flying rat f*ck how old (or young) you are, just appreciate good music...

[evilcandontaskagain]

@Dion3TML I'm a gay little twelve year old faggot that thinks people give a shit what I say.

[TheMaweewee]

@evilcandontaskagain I'm a douche bag who likes to pick on 12 year old kids.

Yeah, nobody cares about what you have to say either brp. So get a life, and leave the kid alone.

Mmkay?

[PumpkinAttacker]

@evilcandontaskagain Die.

[evilcandontaskagain]

@PumpkinAttacker Oh, you're that nigga that was talking shit? I thought you didn't come around anymore because I FUCKED your bitch.

[PumpkinAttacker]

@evilcandontaskagain Oh dear god, come back and talk to me when you're capable of passing a basic maths test.

[mac081793]

@evilcandontaskagain YEEAAH DAAWWG FORREEAL FO SHIZZLEEEEE 420 everyday

[shiftergoddessathena]

@mac081793

You get arrested for smoking joints everyday? Impressive, if not intelligent.

[lovdbz]

@Dion3TML depends on the rap you listen to there's good rappers their just hard to find cuz all the good stuff isnt mainstream

[agentleexx]

Queens,New York Finest

[dadonfordy]

cudi couldnt hold paul simons mic before he went on stage because he is not that worthy...

[tchdutyv1]

i am not here to compare, but kid cudi did a very good job with the track:)

[ovalie38]

J'adore !

[pancakeface7220]

Dont be so gay ray

[1up5dwn]

#51- Leave her at the mall Paul

[ThedooLG]

my favorite song :D

[rosiewardd96]

THIS IS GENIUS.

[ovalie38]

Sorry, it's not the original.

[luvsvolleyball27]

@ovalie38 uh what

[dtill1992]

if you dont know anything about cudi dont talk about him, he's one of the best faces in music today he writes about weed a lot yeah. but he also writes about real stuff

[chism26]

Cudi Make me want to raulf being a arested for possesion means nothing but being to dumb to get caught

[chism26]

kid cudi should be finded for breathing the same air as Paul Simon