Dumb Movies - Dungeons and Dragons - Every ounce of rage

[menslady125]

All right, now show me pouting! I want pouting! Now show me sassy! You're a sassy dragon! Ohh, you're a DIRTY little dragon, aren't you?! Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

[Chariloe]

Goooooood... I can USE every OOOUNCE of your RAAAGE hatatatata!

[pleimanis]

I just realised i've spent 5 minutes just pressing 8 repeatedly...5 minutes well spent

[TheOrbOfMandrills]

You are powerless before MEEEEE

[guingla]

He is doing this on purpose, to give atleast SOMETHING to the movie ;)

[flickeries]

@ambskater97 You've no right to call me 'kid', you eleven year old nutless bitch. This isn't bad acting, go troll on your diapers instead of youtube will ya, boy? This place is for adults.

[ambskater97]

@flickeriesLook, firstly, I'm 22 and my nuts are well intact. Second, I'm a male human, not a female dog, so the word "bitch" is irrelevant. And third and last, the acting isn't bad (I've seen worse. Have you ever seen The Room?) It's just over-the-top and hilarious to look at, but anyone who has played D&D and pays close attention to the movie would know they did everything wrong.

[learnofme]

oh my gosh its jeremy o.0

[ElvenWarrior891]

This is without a doubt from one of the greatest movies of all time. It is as every bit epic as you all would have probably (not) heard. The characters, the story, the themes, and (especially) the special effects and filming are absolutely amazing if not groundbreaking. It's up there with Citizen Kane, Lawrence of Arabia, and Howard the Duck.

[theredm35]

@ElvenWarrior891 winning comment.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

Jeremy Irons...wtf?

[menslady125]

I freaking LOVE Profion! I want to have his child!

[balrog13571]

Isn't it funny? Irons acts in two films about dragons (neither of which were good) and remains the most entertaining thing about both for different reasons. I'm assuming when he saw that not even an enjoyably hammy performance could save this film he figured he could do something with Eragon as he actually had some mildly passable dialouge as opposed to guys like Malkovich and Carlyle. At least he made that one something you could sit through without being permantly damaged.

[Loafaeralus]

@balrog13571 Oh yeah, Malkovich is one of the worst fucking actors I've ever seen.

He should write a book on how to take the one character, involving monotone vocals and wooden features, and use it to cast across a thousand roles.

[balrog13571]

@Loafaeralus

Well I never said that, but I can respect your opinion about him. I liked him quite a bit in other things (most notably Of Mice and Men), but you can't win them all I guess.

[Guigley]

This is one of the funniest, most drop-dead hilarious performances of all time. No one can say they've seen overacting until they've seen Jeremy Irons in "Dungeons and Dragons." Sometimes I'm going through my day and all of a sudden I think, "Let their blood rain from the skyyyyyyyy!" and I lose it. Thank you, Jeremy Irons, for creating the Holy Grail of overacting.

[Alexhauser23]

This versus "UNLIMITED POWER!!!" in terms of overacting. I'm frankly stumped at which is more hilariously epic.

[BW23WB]

Aaaa cha cha cha cha!

[BasingstokePSB]

He's talking like he has no teeth and yet is baring them. Confused much?

[KingTomJoyce]

Man I love this film. By all accounts, it isn't good, but it's certainly fun. It's less like Troll 2 and more like the first Evil Dead in its brand of 'cult-ness'.

[ExtremeBogom]

Hah, I'm sure I've seen this in someone's forum avatar...

[SirThinks2Much]

The blue-lipped dude looks like he's trying not to laugh. XD

[secretworldleader]

Ah tatatatata

[WyldeMax]

I finally got around to seeing this film. I was laughing at it it was so bad. I have a feeling it's like a cult film, you know, like Samurai Cop or Troll 2, a film so bad it's funny.

[Feratrox]

If an actor has fun playing his role, it's always difficult not to have fun yourself. Then it doesn't matter if the movie itself is good, bad or horrible. And sometimes overacting makes the character even better (Helena Bonham Carter in Harry Potter for instance). Irons pretty much saves this movie, and even if you don't like it, consider it a nice frame of reference to compare to his better movies.

[RulerofEverythinq]

AAAAAHHTSTSTSTSTS

[Pentarches]

It seems to me like Damodar is struggling to keep a straight face in that last shot.

[backfandango]

lol blue lipstick is trying so hard not to laugh :D

[EnglishGavz]

I was sure Paw was over doing certain bits like the at-ta-ta-ta-ta bit but if anything he was restraining himself a bit.

[jakevader93]

Wow. Paw really does have a spot on impression. That's awesome

[smaakjeks]

H-tgh-tgh-tgh-tgh!

[rockworm503]

anyone else here from Suburban Knights? lol

[LionessKate]

@rockworm503 Yup, Paw's impression slayed me every time

[madax132]

@rockworm503 Yes, speaking of which, what's the name of the guy who does Jeremy irons?

[rockworm503]

@madax132 You mean whose playing him in Suburban Knights? Paw

[GroteB]

@rockworm503 And his character's name is Profion.

[JayKaySpliff]

@rockworm503 WHY!?! does it upset you? I could use every ounce of your anger, atatatatatatat, lol

[whatsthisidonteven]

So bad it's awesome but you guys don't get something. The whole thing would be far, FAR worse is Irons wasn't so hammy and over-the-top. The goofy acting fits the goofy tone of the whole movie. If he downplayed the role and came off as just mediocre compared to the other characters, the result would not only be bad, but also not fun. He's so experienced, he knows a fun villain is either subtle or bombastic. And since the first (obviously) won't work here, YAH TAH TAH TAH TAH is the best option.

[BossPanzer]

Why the guy behind him uses blue lipstick ?

[firetube93]

Paw...fucking genius 

[VillainIsLemony]

@firetube93 GIVE ME YOUR RAGE, FOREST!

[Rhys2692]

Jeremy Iron is a great actor, I blame poor direction.

[quikgamer]

YA TE TE TE TE!!!

[ian092989]

@quikgamer Haha that's my favorite part of the whole movie!

[banmen0w]

I haven't seen this film in like 10 years, fuck I'm going to rewatch it for JEREMY IRONS!

[artman40]

Instead of just waiting for the paycheck , he also had fun doing so.

[sUPer1upQUEEN]

God, I fucking love Jeremy Irons.

[Guigley]

Irons's overacting in this film is a wonder to behold. But we all know how talented he really is, so it's easily forgiven.

[jackbauer6543]

ahhtatatatata!!

[AnthonyEstephane]

Oh, the hamminess is strong with this actor!

[GhostlyGrin]

The casting director saw jeremy irons and said " I could use every ounce of your talent! Ahtahtahtahtahtahtaht!!!"

[tikiforce]

Just watched this 30x in a row. On the 30th time, you have a grand mal.

[DomIstKrieg]

Its the aht-aht-aht-aaaaaah at the end that makes it funny.

[EdNortonisMineLol]

Oh that was so bad... still doesn't stop me from loving Mr Irons, though!

[noccie]

Jeremy Irons: "OM NOM NOM NOM! This Scenery is Delicious!"

[wrightylee1982]

@noccie

lol, i hope the scenery gave him the shits!!

[LEAM1983]

This feels like a cross between the old eighties' Ganon (from the Zelda cartoons) and Jimmy Durante... Ah-cha-cha-cha!

[dontleademsomuch]

i think he's overdosing on angel dust

[GhostlyGrin]

"I could use every ounce of your rage! aht-aht-aht-aht-aaaaaah!"

[FramerCid]

The guy next to him is trying hard not to laugh!

[forcommongood]

Marlon Waynes ruined the movie. Black people + fantasy films = FAIL.

[RiotShield]

@forcommongood Marlon Wayans didn't fit in with the movie's setting at all but come on, the whole movie would've sucked anyway. From the protagonist's birdhair to the blue lipstick guy to the bad CGI and costumes.

[binderfind]

You gotta love how bloody uninterested the bald guy behind him looks

[quikgamer]

This is one of my favorite bad movies. How I count the ways.

1. Blue lipstick bald guy.

2. Artificial looking bright red beard for the dwarf.

3. The dwarf is as tall as everyone else.

4. The plastic boob armor on the elf tracker.

5. Let their blood rain from the skyyyyyy!!

[Barrymit]

This movie is obviously a comedy.

[ManweArcadio]

I blame the directors. Jeremy Irons is not bad.

[MetaPunkXP]

Why, Jeremy. WHY? You were "Lion King", you played one of the greatest movie villains of all time! SHOW SOME DIGNITY!!!

[nitito22]

Hahaha :D

[LoD100]

@MetaPunkXP You think that's bad? Edward james Olmos was in friggin' Beverly Hills Chihuahua

[sspdirect02]

@MetaPunkXP He bought a castle in Ireland and he needed the money. So he did this.

[flickeries]

Stop whining, this was a good movie. It wasn't bad acting, heck anyone with magic they could use on whim would be abit lunatic and unrealistic in the way they view the world. Abit over dramatic and perhaps loony, everyone portrayed their roles well in this movie and I did like the movie alot.

So get a room, grow a **** and stop whining about a good movie just because you want to 'sage' on it.

[Loafaeralus]

Who the fuck is whining you idiot?

We're laughing at the film, not whining about it.

[ambskater97]

@flickeries open your eyes kid

[Hyardacil]

I think that Irons understood what a bad movie he was in and just did it for teh lulz.

:D

He is certainly overacting so bad that it's the only feasible explanation.

[Loafaeralus]

You know, I think he was the only person who took their role seriously. The rest of them were horrible.

People kept asking "Why the hell was Jeremy Irons in THIS film???"

Personally, I think it's because he's a serious actor. He takes his role seriously, even if it's a shit script with stupid directions, he still takes it on as if it's an important film. And I fully respect him for that.

So yeah, he sits on the dumb movie list, but I have full respect for his acting quality. Always.

[KaylaYakushi]

@Loafaeralus I full heartedly agree with everything in this reply.

[wargarurumon]

@Loafaeralus irons is a far better actor than this, he was obviously having fun

[theodora2345]

@Loafaeralus Dude, he's said that he took this job to pay for renovating a castle he had just bought. XDD And if you watch him in other shit films like Eragon, and Pink Panther 2, he's doing it for fun (and money). But watch him in Dead Ringers, and you'll see the difference of him playing seriously.

[Loafaeralus]

@theodora2345 Oh dude, don't get me wrong. As stated above, I have full respect for his acting abililties, and believe he was one of the only people who took their role seriously. Apart from that lovely lass who plays marina of pretenza. She seemed pretty solid in her part too.

[darthbaker1114]

@theodora2345 Eragon is by far my favorite series, and I don't even associate that movie with the same name. However, Jeremy Irons was amazing in it, as always.

[Ericzeppe]

@Hyardacil Haha, poor Jeremy. How did he end up there

[jencalo]

@Hyardacil He explained in an interview why he took the role. Quote: "I just bought a castle. I had to pay for it somehow."

[MelancholyRose]

I hope the Warcraft movie doesn't suck this much

[pixargod]

@MelancholyRose

or the hobbit film.

[quikgamer]

This is my favorite bad movie, it's just so entertaining in its crappiness.

[Xtremecinephile]

DnD is not a setting, it is a set of tools, that, when put to proper use, can form a generic fantasy setting. DnD is meant to be played, not to be turned into a movie. If there was a say Forgotten Realms: Legend of Drizzt movie, then that would be awesome.

[ilovedisney14]

yeah, put up "YOU CAN RUN YOUR MAJESTY, BUT YOULL NEVAHH RUN FAR ENOUGH! LET BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY!!!!!!" now thats a classic

[Loafaeralus]

I have, it's under "defence from dragons" :D

[Smacster88]

Do you happen to have clips of jeremy irons saying

"Let their blood RAIN FROM THE SKY!!" or "I'm sorry Mr. Ridley, but tonight is your time... TO DIE!!"

[Loafaeralus]

Yeah, but I didn't really find them all that funny.

I can do them for you if you like and email the clips to you.

[Smacster88]

I don't want to download the whole movie just to see the clips lol =-P

If you could get me the clip of "Let their blood rain from the sky!" that would be awesome though

[Loafaeralus]

No sweat dude, I'll try to get on to it this weekend.

[SithLordRh]

@ilovedisney14 Best LIne in The Movie!!

[TedKennedyX]

Jeremy Irons loves to be in dragon movies apparently.

[Tareltonlives]

Really BAD dragon movies starring ripoffs of Star Wars.

Come on, man, is a castle really worth THIS?

[PersianPaladin]

LOL

[Lusitanum]

Try uploading that "YOU'LL NEVER RUN FAR ENOUGH!!!!" line. That one's even worse than this.

Or even a full "lamest lines from the D&D movie" video. That would be cool ;).