Illuminati Member Speaks Out

[MrGundamlover]

He scared the shit out of me Lmaoo

[Elflako18994]

@MrGundamlover me too !!!!!!!!!!

[slowpoke022]

LMFAO ! Skeetsplash .

[unboundedgames]

(eYe).../A\M...ZER(O)!

[Ratch3tHacker]

Lmaoo... what a virgin.

[808Hea]

just some loser who wants to fight the illuminati so he makes a video.

[Lordofdragons16]

Try going lighter on the scramble. Sounds like i clicked on a video of darth vader doing scremo.

[shoebbojagar]

LOL..

[shmamber88]

this is a joke!

[jquaibaunchand]

dis nigga is lying wat kind of name woodslave

[Euqinomics]

I ALMOST PEED ON MYSELF!

[Tomfuulery]

that first part scared the SHIT outta me haha

[MrTheRing2]

wtf are u good bro ?

[MaxPayneRebirth]

@TheWoodslave

english mother fucker... english lol. seriously dude next time make sure you get your head out of your ass, i did not understand a single word you said in that horrible video lol.

[TheShdrisingstar]

a horror dream come to end now

[69jdwalt]

liar

[nahzarene]

this isn't real. skeetsplash??? come on. skeet? it's a joke.

[ayresy89]

can't hear a word being said.

[DAMMSE420]

sounds horroble

please wothout voice but

subtitels !!!!!!

[Strawberrybabyboo]

I have a question if your all about world peace and stuff why did you kill all those people??

[keliciousify]

If you have such a "positive" message about illuminati, then why are you hiding your face and so terribly distorting your voice that none of us have a clue as to what you even said. In otherwords-FAKE ASS!

[spoilme40055]

If this was really the Illuminati I'm sure they would not be interested in posting videos where they name one individual who seems to be poor and insignificant in the big scheme of things...Somehow I don't believe this organization would be so petty...

[lizforsyth27]

oh my god it's so funny, i cant stop laughing

[TheKosuko213]

yeah thanks for scaring my ears, much appreciated.

[UNREALEQUINE]

i am megatron fear me and my bad mic

lolololol

[gherdaiulian]

shit, I didn't understand a thing

[sanmcc55]

what the hell...how debased can a human soul become????

[sanmcc55]

might help to understand if you took the marbles out of your mouth....Illuminati's days are numbered...we all will reap what we sow as the Master CHRIST taught...like begets like in the astral realm and the lower planes ARE NOT PLEASANT...there is NO THWARTING divine universal law...even if the MERCY LAG OF TIME IS SOMETIMES LONG....JUSTICE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL!! do I hear an Amen brothers and sisters!!

[RIPdixiecarter]

@Cookienator23 >contradicting your own bible

Way to unknowingly reveal your bible as blatant bullshit but there are various bible contradictions rebutting that.

"They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

[head2fiststyle12345]

fake

[MaxPayneRebirth]

@kitycatt69

have a break - have a KitKat lol. illuminati, genius men, formation of a group, free thinkers, the church, homework, education... what the fuck is this lol. the illuminati are a bunch of whores behind closed doors lol. they will very soon be crushed like the fuckin satanic insects they are lol. and i will piss on them to get my relief, and others will join me who feel the same way lol. now this is what you call a comment KitKat lol.

[TheSacredImmortal]

I'm laughing so hard its not even funny!

[oGeeStyleZo]

Why is just ''Islamic'' Terrorism known?

Thats their goal. Y'know they pray to satan, so whos satans greatist enemy?

yeahhh, the muslims, so how do you destroy Idealism?(or whats it called, my english is bad)

yeaahhh, propaganda. look how often terrorism attacks are shown in media...

Think about it, just think about it and make me happy

Prepare & fight for your rights, peace

[THEWORLDBANCSTER]

World Peace? All the rappers influenced by these sekret societies talk about killing and negativity! Stop Playin

[SegaSaturnBlack]

illuminati aint real, IF we got hit by a ROCK from space, the rock isnt gonna care if u illuminati or not !!!! ILLUMINATI maybe is real, but they aren't relevent, oddly enough if u think about it common ppl/humans OUT NUMBER them by the 100,000s,THEY aint doing S*** , and if aliens came or GOD ,illuminati is just ppl wit a NAME

[MsKittenz1]

What was the mind control thing at the beginning with demonic symbol? You seriously bout blew my ear drums out........please put a disclaimer on your vid for those with sensitive ears.......or even weak hearts......geeez man.

[lilchris674]

ok if theres not a god which there is,why dnt u just do the write thing and be on his side just to make sure ur ok wen ur dead and hopefully youll see that he is the truth the light and the way

[thybigballs]

The illuminat require headphones with a mic to talk?

[MultiFunnythings]

why am i laughing so much?! especially at the top comment :')

[kiki7772001]

Some people are saying that the anti christ will be a muslim but these videos convince me that he is not but will be from the tribe of Dan which went astray from true Judaism. I have heard that Alexander the great was from the tribe of Dan and the Greeks are closely related to the tribe of Dan , as well as, the royal blood lines of Rome. We are living in the end of days God says look up for your redemtion draweth niegh.

[kiki7772001]

I do not know if the people involved with the illuminati know that they are preparing the way for the anti chirst. I believe he will be from the tribe of Dan, but he will not follow the true religion of Judaism that is where most people go wrong the blame the Jewish people for these things but do not realize that the devil twisted Judaism when he got them to worship baal. The tribe of Dan is left out when God divides up the land amongst the Jewish tribes because they went astray

[kiki7772001]

@kiki7772001 The anti christ will be of a royal blood line from the tribe of Dan and he will require that everyone take a mark on their right hand or forehead in order to buy or sell , this is a fullfillment of Biblical prophecy and everyone who accepts the mark will also suffer eternal damnation when Yeshua comes back to reclaim the earth. These people need prayer so they can see and the scales fall off their eyes so they know the truth.

[TheFlam3head]

i cant stop laughinh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MsMoonlight2]

Wow!

Talkin about a suck ass video. I hope Our Beloved Father In Heaven will strick you illuminati people down and sent you all to Hell. And I do hope to God he will saves the victims who are in Music Business and Movie Stars who does not know they are in illuminati.Please Help them Jesus please...Amen.

[mihaicristianmc]

Did not understand shit of what he said.Anyway,if this Illuminati shit is for world peace why is secret? I can see everywhere subliminal messages and crap with illuminati,even in cartoons.Give me a break! Illuminati may be real, but for me is all about stupidity,they are not God,nobody on this planet is God.Illuminati is just a bunch of sick people,doing nothing good for the human race.Fuck them all!

[DarkStarAZ]

Thanx - Guess now I don't have to worry about the illuminati

Man post two comments and youtube makes you enter a code.

When did youtube get so annoying?

[MRskaterble]

i didnt undersand a word he said

[vecbook]

you is a stanken fag like the rest of those secret scum subhuman; rot in hell quickly illumshitface

[ladiesurreal]

so if you arnt evil and want world peace why are you hiding you identiy... and woodslave common how stupid is that... im with matthew16275... hes the devils bitch, plus i hear that you are brainwashed from birth to beleive that you are a good cause when infact you are the opposite. i heard you get a dog collar in training and are trained like a dog... do you take it in the back like a dog.... have you been to the vatican for the ceremonial thing underground?

[jackassescalante]

if your not evil that what are you about

[eyesword101]

@jackassescalante that's the problem, whenever there is something secret, people always feel the need to say it's evil. It's obviously a secret for a reason, so how would anyone out here know whether they are or not

[matthew16275]

lol am i the only one who thinks theirs something with his name ? the woodslave sound like hes the evils bitch and take his "wood" all day

[ZETAclR18]

lame as shit star wars sound efects!!!

[W33DMANx13]

man if u really what 2 seek out some tru illuminati shiit go look 4 it don't b clicking on summ stupid azz video clips like thisssss shiit!....

[cooldog60]

I could not understand a word you said.

[NathinNice]

yeah right and Im dick channey

[abrandy36]

OK first of all WHAT??? Was he speaking in english cause wow. Second i don't believe in the illumanti for the fact that people are saying that they are secret. What ever. I had a club like that when i was 6yrs old. Grow up people and start acting like adults. If you are out there then act like it and show your dumb ass. People who hide are the ones who have something to hide. So if you having nothing to hide then prove it and show who u r. Other wise stay off of utube. Heres ur sighn!

[TAMER196463]

illuminati are dark aliens with weird voices

[steven25544]

RIP headphone users

[BurnCitiesDown1023]

u have A HUGE COCK IN YOUR MOUTH IF U SOUND LIKE THAT WAIT UR VOICE SOUNDS FAMILER AND MY DICK HAS UR SPIT ON IT SWOLLOW MY CUM NOW!

[MegaPixElation]

Why do they always hide like this?

[YaOkRight]

you need exorcism to see reality

[dspringfield225]

first of all a member of the illuminati wouldnt give info about theilluminati its a secret society no one in the right mind would try to give out info on the illuminati dumb ass

[FreeRealmsFleXiN]

wats with the fucked up names skeet slash wood slave lol!!!

[FreeRealmsFleXiN]

ur moms name is wood slave

[AdminTheKing]

Hahahahahahahahha that was the most epic fail about illuminati.....and i am not talking about the asshole who made that video i am talking about what he said about illuminati...they are innocents?they are "just a secret society"??hahahahahahahah HEY MOTHER FUCKERS WE WANT BACK MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!oups :S now i exposed you and your illuminati fags friends.......!!!!!!WAKE UP PEOPLE,ILLUMINATI ARE FAGS who kill and sacrifice for fun they are the DOOM not the new world order!!!!!!!!!!!

[xelbaga1987]

illuminat member ,u make it too official like if it's a football team or something while in reality some people are illuminati & they don't even know it they contribute in their activity without their knowledge & when they stop doing so they vanish with a surprised face on their corpses

[OfficiallyaBasedGod]

"Hello, I'm the woodslave" stopped watching right there.

[OFWGKTA187]

@OfficiallyaBasedGod me too fucking wood slave wtf???

[rddscott]

@OfficiallyaBasedGod lol lol (y)  so true

[singingcowboy674]

Ok, like the rest of the videos, but dude, mix how bout it. I liked to jumped out of my skin cause the volume was up and the voice was like 10 times the volume the others played out. Shit.

[xXdwebbXx]

We never forgive, we never forget, and I'm going to force-feed you your own dick. :)

[MsMaryHolmes]

As Hitler said : "Make the lie big...make it simple...keep saying it. Eventually, they will believe it".  The reason they can do and say what they want PUBLICLY is because they have so much power and backing now..

[AdminTheKing]

Illuminati...illuminati..hmmmm­....in spanish you mean ILLUMINADOS??ooooh i remember...they are those freaks fags from RE4 game that i used to pown them every day at Mercenaries with Hunk character doing highest scores with 1 bullet to the head+strangle combo..!!

[pople5Dollar]

Illuminati are ALL COWARDS...sacrifice your own fucking kids...instead of murdering others...SICK FUCKS...IF YOU EXIST...I WANT TO MAKE YOU ANGRY...and fuck with your wives...With my RUBBER CHRISTIANITY JOHNNIE...

[CharliePaperz]

Illumi--DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUTH ol' weird fucker lol

[FlowSilent]

Ummm, Illuminati sucks big dick!

[marilynmansonfrever]

you sir are a retard damn skeetsplash is way better than you are

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

2 things here. 1, why would any member of the Illuminati post a very poor video on youtube, and 2. even if the organization existed, wouldn't there be more evidence of it? I'm just trying to see this from a logical side, because in all honesty, I have yet to see a real video of any evidence to the contrary. Just my 2 cents anyways

[UnitedStatesOfSpange]

@thedarkmoonmidnight look at all the dead celebrities that tried exposing illuminati. too big of a coincidence.

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

@UnitedStatesOfSpange If you say so. Just seems weird that they would out themselves on youtube through a crappy video than the media which they supposedly control.

[vasachi]

Fuuuuuuuuuuu had the volume on high!!!!

[67Zaka]

@vasachi Me to damn. I got scared SO BAD...

[NightnGales]

and what proof do you have for your claims? the other side has given theirs.

[Ericxant]

sooo u suck much bro ?? if you were un illuminati u wouldnt have time for videos like these. U suck so bad that u cant suck more. You can fuck yo self dude {{{}}} :****

[NightnGales]

@Ericxant remember that we arent the only ones that would use the media and internet to try and get our point across... or lie.

[xflynn95mattx]

bulls**t your not a member your just trying to get views dont you remember Solomon's code the all seeing eye is now watching you theWoodslave

[DJDepRemixes]

Skeetsplash 4 life

[Unrealll6666]

He gains his knowledge from my father the king. Man is ready. The "illuminati" is trying to bring peace, but we are a planet that loves God. Only the coming messiah will know what to do. "illuminate" and man have stumbled on a height of unleaven proportion. My name is Michael Dale McWilliams. Never fear to say your own name.

[roymaitland]

Logic says something like the Illuminati if exists, lasts as long as others say,, with such power that others fear, would say to me if they were bad with such power why are we enjoying some of the most prosperous times! With so much leisure time we do not need to hunt and gather or farm even. So my question is if the Illuminati is so bad then why does it allow critics? Why after all these years no world domination? Maybe if they do exist they have good intentions! Just thinking out loud!

[wildflower386]

@roymaitland The Illuminati does exist and does NOT have good intentions.

[roymaitland]

@wildflower386 I would believe an organization that is supposed to be around for as long (?) as people say, I would have to be past the ants burning on a log thing a nd on to real adventure and interests of personal experience and reflection. I am only 42 and I as an individual want to good for the enJOYment of it and I am not the most evolved smartest person in the world! So they must with their experience and understanding be more evolved then me! Right?

[tECHN9NE1116]

@roymaitland your '' only '' 42 hahahahahhaha. Speaking like your 20

[UrTalkin2aGirlyGirl]

what if you died and there WAS a god.

and then, you realized damn,

i chose the wrong team!

jesus be with this man & people like him.

[thybigballs]

@UrTalkin2aGirlyGirl What if you died and went to Allah's hell? I'm just saying.

[RIPdixiecarter]

@UrTalkin2aGirlyGirl Same can be said if you didn't believe in Allah

"Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed." (Exodus 22:19 NAB)"

Qur'an (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day,"

It's still a 50/50 guessing game.

[Cookienator23]

@RIPdixiecarter "fight those who believe not in allah"? strapping a bomb to your chest harming others doesn't solve anything but make people mad. (war in iraq)

Matthew 5:44 says "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you"

[noob2321313131]

@UrTalkin2aGirlyGirl if god was real why would he have such petty emotions, such petty human beliefs like "taking sides". why would a "god" judge what he creates and destroys? see, if there was such a thing as an all seeing all knowing all creating being, he wouldnt be as retarded as you think he is.

[Cookienator23]

@noob2321313131 who are you to try an understand God and and try to judge?? i'll try not to rattle your peanut size brain. try and step back from your computer screen, step out of your house, your country, the planet you live on, your massive solar system, your galaxy, and the universe. we are nothing but a mere specs, who are you or am i to say there is no GOD. God flooded the whole earth to kill all except a chosen few a long time ago, so be careful what you say, God is no respecter of person

[Cookienator23]

@noob2321313131 meaning it doesn't matter who you are, or where you came from.

oh and if you were wondering it is a proven fact that the earth was completely flooded at one point. look it up

[Quran871]

@UrTalkin2aGirlyGirl HOW DO KNOW JESUS IS GOD? ALLAH IS GOD

[Sadd562]

Umm if you aren't about anything bad why are you hiding your face & your voice? If you were a good person you would have nothing to be ashamed about. You wouldn't feel you have to be hiding your face, am I right?

[roymaitland]

@Sadd562 Look what happened to Jesus , if he existed! Hiding might be good idea?

[Peachyj06]

by now this guy would be dead.

[xXBrititshKidXx]

THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU! 

[MultiRiched]

Eh WTF? If this is illuminati he need to get him self some new equipment!! I did not understand a thing!!

[kx718]

@shakesmellow me too haha I about pissed myself

[bijouxzane]

ridicules...why the screwed up voice disguise?!!!

[bijouxzane]

ridicules...why the screwed up voice disguise?!!!

[sekomeko1234]

Fuck you die Son of a bitch nwo wont bring peace !!!! Fcukıng yourself !

[shakesmellow]

I was wearing headphones. Fuck you very much asshole

[ssbrosking36]

Seriously. My speakers were so loud. Not cool

[Jay030410]

LMFAO ROFLMAO SKEETSPLASH!!! XD Its SKEETSPLASH BITCHES!! lmfaooooooooooooo

[panflutelistener]

If he's from the illuminatti then I'm from the vulcan embassy and my father is spock.

[poolkingmike]

@panflutelistener lmao lol



[TheUnsilentMinority7]

I believe in the New World Order, the Illuminati and all that, but this is obviously fake. Skeeksplash? Really? Like your video was believable before that.

[DoctaRaay]

Skeetsplash lmfaoo omg are u serious dude

[outbursterx]

fuck you

[angierandomstuff]

this is fake

[OneDonMelo]

Scared The Shit Out Of Me

[nomad576]

Geez! The static is so bad you cant make out a word he's saying!!!

[STLrep1]

LMMFAO "skeetsplash" lol

[Abercrombie10112]

Now my *

[Abercrombie10112]

I had. Fucking sandwich on my hands so I couldn't mute right away and the video played. Fml nownmy ears are ...traumatized for life

[EddiefbutlerIII]

Sounds like he has a dick in his mouth

[nike7363]

@EddiefbutlerIII lol so funny but how you know that and that cared the shit of me when he spoke

[poolkingmike]

@EddiefbutlerIII lmao

[coppmic]

so the Illuminati, (by definition, the "illuminated ones") that have survived 100s of years in relative secrecy. counting people such as Pythagoras and leibniz as members. made up of the smartest minds to ever walk this planet.decide in 2011 they will let some day case retard deliver their message of..fucking god knows what.

[000aysh]

Fake shit

[MsTeaRex]

Was this recorded with a potato?

[TheWafflescat]

@MsTeaRex With a Carrot. :3

[OBAMABInlaDENrublind]

No they wont! They SPEAK peace, cause craft to prosper but Messiah said "THERE WILL BE WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS". Read the Bible!

[gjk2012]

I got ear fucked

[KaosEspada]

damn you! you scared the crap out of me XD. i also didnt understand a single word you said :P

[PHAZE214]

A Bitch, shut the fuck up!

[olthoigangster]

you fake ass.

[Ether6123]

Some guy named Skeetsplash is the Illuminati's number one enemy? OKAY...

[neozxa]

My reply to the Illuminati guy: Dude STFU I don't get what the hell are you saying.

[cristiancore64]

how the heck r u going to bring world peace by being a secret society???

[Acolon77]

lol...world peace...yeah right.

[yungpaperstacks1987]

LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER !!!!!! Hahahaha

[mrpantyhoseful]

FUCK THE ILLUMINATI

[MultiTomaatje]

Wolf in sheep's clothing huh :)

[mrrap4food]

Why Does This Dude Sound Like One a Transformer

[ThePhoneticPhoenix]

pretty gay

[mjispureofheart]

OMG!! It is Satan himself!!!!!!!

[MrPrado210]

i knew it was fake when he said youtubers lol

[clintonreid18]

What the Hell Nigga, this sh!t scared me i`m leaving.

[Iffy50]

This is a joke, right?

[Mi37591]

I am a 12 year old kid, posing as the ILLUMINATI (love the audio effects) I am in my Dad's Basement, drinking some MT. DEW and cooking up some hot pockets and later going to play World of War Craft.

[ctcole77]

THE STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO BE A 911 TWOOFER:

1) Put a picture of Alex Jones on your nightstand. Alex Jones is GOD!

2) Educate yourself by watching ONLY Loose Change edition 1 & Zeitgeist.

3) Troll through youtube typing INSIDE JOB on every 911 video.

4) Stand on the nearest street corner yelling 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, but refuse to explain HOW, WHO, and WHY.

5) Call anyone who challenges your theories sheep.

6) NEVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. EVEN IF THE PEN IS BLUE, INSIST IT'S RED!

[LastKingBloo]

hahahhaahahahahahah..



[22HMAC22]

and anyone who speaks against you are just a bunch of crazy hippies right!! haha well i guess im one of them then. there are more and more ppl pulling back the veil of lies, so dont bullshit yourself. this time, its our turn. wakey wakey everybody!! ill be damned if i let my girls grow up in a world like this, its our given right to take back control of our lives, and i will see that my fellow humans do so! we are one!!

[LazyNightz]

holy shit that made me jump for the first time in a long ass time damn..

[Jenni1098]

@Jenni1098 and once the cult is done with you they will do the same to you as they do to us.

[shmayy]

even if this were real....u might wanna put sum subtitles so that ppl can actually hear the bs coming from this "anonymous illuminati member" hahahahhaha dumbass

[jrock6743]

Bring it on forever strapped. Illuminati wants me dead well here is some shit for ya bitch I am already dead you can't change that just waiting for the time. What I can change is the future guess what luminatiz's we the people are as one and we got a surprise coming for you. You and your secret what ever ain't running shit but ya mouth and we the people bout to eliminate your organization and that is a fact not a secret. We bringing all that hate you created and turning that shit on you BRING IT

[xdigitalfreedom]

ahahahhahahaha. 

[2good1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[petedogg369]

Ok. First off stop hiding behind Darth Vaders voice! Entirely uncalled for. Secondly Show your ugly face if you are not a coward which at this point I say you are. Thirdly. If you have something to say about your little Illuminati then saying it from your own mouth with your real voice with your face exposed and give us the info straight from the horses mouth. Until then stop being a stupid little bitch!

[Jenni1098]

@petedogg369 He is Just Afraid that he be found out and killed just like 2pac,Micheal Jackson,Biggie,and all of the other famous people that have been murder about to or exposing there cult,.......... and you got a point he is dead anyways why hide?

bullshit fuck killuhe new world order brings peace thats bullshit dont listen to this bullshit

miati this shit fake b