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  • wooo.....go dan.......

  • @jayjay05jezuz greenscreen

  • Where maria D:

  • Cant you at least take down Maria's photo? unsubscribe!

  • this was uploaded on my birthday ^^

  • I'm actually buying one of those guitar T-Shirts from ThinkGeek. :D

  • 0:43. Epic Fail!!!. Play him off before the manager shows up.

  • @ThatWeirdKidMikey your right =3 is better

  • I just talked to Dan Brown on Skype!

  • AMAZING then i know....

  • how? please tell me

  • Well, I have his E-mail and when I made my Skype account it saw him, but you can probably just type in "Pogobat" in to the "New contacts" bar

  • "...this is the best Burrito.." Love that.

  • Dan Brown is Awesome : )

  • so where is maria?i only watch poptub cuz of her,she is dam funny!

  • In the last seconds of Marias last episode, she picked her teeth, saying: "Knowledge is the real winner here!!! [-cut-] I think I got something in my teeth the whole time."

    Dan Brown could try to perform that very same line, and he knows it wouldn't be funny at all.

  • @samarias12 - - - It's called slang, idiot. If I say, "God you're being a dick", I don't mean you're being a person named Dick. The "slang" allows it to mean something other than it's intended meaning. So yes, faggot does apply without using it's "literal" meaning of "sticks". And for the record, "fagot" is a bundle of sticks. "Faggot" is a homosexual, like the tool that made this video. So shut the fuck up.

  • bad version of equals three

  • dan brown = best!!!

  • its ya boi bangs! lol

  • i died laughing at 1:59 - 2:09 HAHA

  • LOL saw the forklift on TRU TV just yesterday

  • EPIC SHIRT

  • hahahahahaha!!! My dad was like "Did you see that video where that guy talked about your video?" And I had no clue what he was talking about. LOL! So I stumbled across. LOL! Thanks for using my video :)

  • DAn did an awesome jub on this video!! :D

  • Even better than your book!

  • Dan Brown Rocks<3<3

  • fork lift fail!

  • unsubscribe

  • wait what happens when you mix ammonia and bleach in a toilet? im gonna go try it XD

  • your awesome hahahaaha

  • Dan Brown Tribe!!!!!! :D

  • Here for Dan Brown! w00t!

  • lol like aaaanyone cares about you stupid newb unsubscribing... you should read the side bar if you have brains.... it takes only 4 shows lol hes not here forever, and go get a life please

  • Hmm lame writing but yeah that forklift video was hilarious.

  • howd you get asked to do this?

  • Best version of Poker Face ever...

    Heh

    ^_^

  • yum yum yum

  • isnt maria on the pic???? where is she she shld come back... oh scrach that she NEEDS to come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DAN B RULES!

  • did u write Angels and Demons?

  • @thatguy0693

    No he didn't

  • i saw the earth dude at the harlem globetrotters tour here in manila. so funny, good opening act! lol

  • That guitar shirt is so awesome.

  • dan rox

  • 0:42 OH!!!! :O!!!

  • That would be a Russian fork lift operator in vodka storage :D

  • wooot DB FTW XD

  • I wonder what happened to Maria.

    She used to do the show everyday, and now there's always new people hosting the show.

    It's annoying.

  • its because they want more subscribers hoping other people will see these videos cause they're subscribed to the guest host and then they'll subscribe to poptub

  • FERRET DANCE!!!

  • DB FtW!:D

  • who the hell are all these new hosts? where is maria?

  • dan brown will bost ur views forever =)

  • Views are OVER 9000!!!

  • that was normal before you guys pulled the daily plug..NOOBS

  • Over 21, 000 now :D you should make Dan make more videos :D!!

  • dan brown ftw <3

  • it's like maria doesn't even care about us

  • RWJ IS WAAAY BETTER!!!!

  • Dan Brown is twelve times less pretty than Maria.

  • DB FTW

  • worst poptub EVER

  • Standards have lowered poptub ...

  • the stuff being destroyed in the fork lift accident video was all vodka

  • The beginnig of the videos were on It's on with alexa chung. !

  • WTF WTF WTF!!!! I LOVE DAN BROWN!!!! how the hell did he get on poptub?

  • I was harry to see Dan Brown on Poptub he is AWESOME!

  • first time it was funny.

  • Sealions are like the biggest troublemakers in the animal kingdom. Right?

  • u suck, give us maria backkk

  • I thought they meant the author.

  • crap

  • Dan Brown, i thought he was the davinci code guy :D

  • Yeah, me too. I'm very disappointed.

  • i guess all good things come to an end. without maria this is just a waste of 3 minutes. unsubscribing :(

  • Don't unsubscribe you looozer - It's just for today. And Dan Brown's epic

  • This is all last week's news.

  • Every time Maria leaves Poptub replaces her with a guy. Ususally with a guy with his own youtube following.

    Is that working out? I don't think so. Please don't replace Maria. But if you must, do it with another funny cute chick.

  • I love dan!! Woo!! :D

  • wtf happened to poptube? it got worse. it was better the way it was

  • dan brownnnnnn!

  • australian currency...?

  • cool, dan brown.

  • wtf happens when u have to wash that shirt?

  • Dan is the only reason i watched this video!!!!!!

  • My reactions: Kinda boring for my tastes... Holy crap! Match made in heaven! Go Crocs&Pwn Shirt! So cuddly funny! Yum! Cute, Oversang WOW Creepy nice Creepy... THAT IS ALL...
  • dan brown! :D

  • go dan brown!

  • i love dan brown. (:

  • MARIA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ? ?

  • wtf is this lame crap?

  • this is not my poptub!

  • We want that hot girl. And this wasn't that funny.

  • this showed up in my subscription box 5 fucking times! what the hell????

  • Dude, you're not hot. Bring the hot chick back.

  • BUDDY HOLLY!!

  • omg dan is awesome

    lol i died

  • crocs are FAIL.

  • omg ! , he's that dude ! :D

  • Go Dan, you smexy beast.

  • nomnomnom the best song ever.

  • i saw most of those videos on its on with alexa chung.

  • that forklift video from the warehouse is old! RayWilliamJohnson already put that up!

  • woah! that jellyfish was rad!

    :D

  • more maria damm ? what are you doing pop tube? where is fucking maria :D ?

    Pop tube is not pop tube without maria!!!!!

    MARIA WHERE ARE YOU ???????

  • you look like oliver pocher

    ich want the women who is named after the mother of jesus back

  • I lurrrve you Dan Brown.

  • Dan did a great job in poptub ;D

  • thx :D

  • where is maria?

  • Is Dan Brown taking over for Maria, or is this a... ya know... I mean. It was good, it just wasn't the same.

  • boobs?

  • the burio song shud be Alistair oh's (r9 clues) slongan/jingle tyoe thing!

  • Dan Brown - Twat!!!

    Also poptub... bad audio recording, bad lighting. Clips that have already been everywhere else before here. I thought pepsi was better than this!

  • Pepsi - better than this.. no, this is exactly what Pepsi is.

  • FAIL

  • *Clicks UNSUBSCRIBE*

  • thats some gay ass host

  • Wow PopTub, I hope I'm wrong but you seem to be going down the tubes lately... No shows for weeks, no Maria, and you come back with this? At least give us fans an explanation so we don't sit wondering..

  • already seen by ray william johnson

  • LOL @ the awkward Crocs bit. XD

  • Dan > Maria !

    screw u all!

  • FINALLY someone killed maria!!

  • WHERES MARIAAA???

    love dan but LOVEEEE MARIA and poptub would never be the same without her:(

  • shes probly on vacation, or someone finally murdered her HEHEHE (wasnt me, or was it?)

  • I think this Dan could might as well replace the "irreplaceable" Maria (no offence, but she's not coming back - so GET OVER iT :D )...

    Good Luck, Dan !

  • Why do you say Maria is not coming back?

  • The mascot was hilarious.

  • Where is Maria? And where is the outro music?

    I like the old shows with maria better than the new shows with people stepping in.

  • she probably fell in a pit and nobody cared enough to get her out

  • Next time try act less retarded. but really nice job, Dan Brown. :D

  • dan brown i love you!

    ^_^

  • totally saw the forklift on FailBlog! Friend referred me to Chris Walken. Awesome.

  • BRING MARIA BACK

  • go dan brown :D

  • WOOT DAN!

  • I like D.B. as a host and he's easy on the eyes BUT I miss Maria.

    I like the new intro & outro music BUT I miss the trademark duck quack.

    I like hearing the sounds in this video BUT what's up with the bathroomm sound quality?

    I like watching YouTube videos about Youtube videos on YouTube BUT these were all old vids.

    I like the jokes BUT they were obviously wrote for Maria not this guy. Writers need to custom jokes for the host.

    AND that's why this video makes me thirsty for a COKE!! ☺

  • @kmf78 - I like Dan Brown BUT not THIS Dan Brown!

    ok so maybe I like him just a little bit. even if his crocs are drooping!

  • im only watchint this for DAN BROWN

  • me too! lol.

  • I am watching this BECAUSE of Dan Brown. Thanks for the nose link Dan!

  • Dan Brown You Stole Ray's Jacket.

  • WHERE IS MARIA??????

  • blondie?

  • BLOOONDIEEE :) yes pop top bloooondiie where blondie? THe blond girl? hmm...

  • I only watch PopTub for Maria.

  • I only watch PopTub for Maria.

  • I'm only watching this for DAN BROWN.

  • im only watching this for DAN BROWN

  • i love your vids, dan, but damn, that was a terrible hosting job. Seriously.

  • Go dan!!!

  • funny!!

  • OMG GTFO Where is Maria!?

  • tiny blond girl?

  • where is the slightly funny young female with blonde hair?

  • GRRRRRRRRRRRR what you mean? lol Maria Sansome the hot chick!

  • I like the chick better 'sorry'

  • ya dan brown i know how to solve a rubiks cube now thnx haha

  • Put Maria back.

  • lemme take you to the moviesss

  • I'll buy you da popcornssssss

  • YAY DAN BROWN!!!!!

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  • Dan Brown ftw.

  • lol maria is absent again this beginning to get common but dan is alright

  • wheres maria

  • dan!!

  • Yeahh Dan!! lmfaoo ;P

  • This is ridiculous. Where is Maria?

  • Dan is way better then the girl!!!

  • that was the worst pop tub i've seen, the dan kid needs to go.

  • what a waste of an episode.. i want the girl back!!!!

  • this is the best burrito, yum yum yum! :)