In the last seconds of Marias last episode, she picked her teeth, saying: "Knowledge is the real winner here!!! [-cut-] I think I got something in my teeth the whole time."
Dan Brown could try to perform that very same line, and he knows it wouldn't be funny at all.
@samarias12 - - - It's called slang, idiot. If I say, "God you're being a dick", I don't mean you're being a person named Dick. The "slang" allows it to mean something other than it's intended meaning. So yes, faggot does apply without using it's "literal" meaning of "sticks". And for the record, "fagot" is a bundle of sticks. "Faggot" is a homosexual, like the tool that made this video. So shut the fuck up.
hahahahahaha!!! My dad was like "Did you see that video where that guy talked about your video?" And I had no clue what he was talking about. LOL! So I stumbled across. LOL! Thanks for using my video :)
lol like aaaanyone cares about you stupid newb unsubscribing... you should read the side bar if you have brains.... it takes only 4 shows lol hes not here forever, and go get a life please
its because they want more subscribers hoping other people will see these videos cause they're subscribed to the guest host and then they'll subscribe to poptub
My reactions: Kinda boring for my tastes... Holy crap! Match made in heaven! Go Crocs&Pwn Shirt! So cuddly funny! Yum! Cute, Oversang WOW Creepy nice Creepy... THAT IS ALL...
Wow PopTub, I hope I'm wrong but you seem to be going down the tubes lately... No shows for weeks, no Maria, and you come back with this? At least give us fans an explanation so we don't sit wondering..
wooo.....go dan.......
WiggleBaw 1 year ago
@jayjay05jezuz greenscreen
ummmkewler 1 year ago
Where maria D:
ke4zz 1 year ago
Cant you at least take down Maria's photo? unsubscribe!
Paperstax509 1 year ago
this was uploaded on my birthday ^^
IrishKeshiHead 1 year ago
I'm actually buying one of those guitar T-Shirts from ThinkGeek. :D
Dan00bindahouse 1 year ago
0:43. Epic Fail!!!. Play him off before the manager shows up.
DaveThePuppetGuy 1 year ago
@ThatWeirdKidMikey your right =3 is better
Megaretardedkid 1 year ago
I just talked to Dan Brown on Skype!
cheerchum27 1 year ago
AMAZING then i know....
smeagol995 1 year ago
how? please tell me
RossG260 1 year ago
Well, I have his E-mail and when I made my Skype account it saw him, but you can probably just type in "Pogobat" in to the "New contacts" bar
cheerchum27 1 year ago
"...this is the best Burrito.." Love that.
LydVids1 2 years ago
Dan Brown is Awesome : )
7PinkRose7 2 years ago
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The best movie of the year! I watched this fab movie in High Definition last night with my friends at 123 hq movies[.]COM
Chrisschwisow 2 years ago
so where is maria?i only watch poptub cuz of her,she is dam funny!
MboredNbad 2 years ago
In the last seconds of Marias last episode, she picked her teeth, saying: "Knowledge is the real winner here!!! [-cut-] I think I got something in my teeth the whole time."
Dan Brown could try to perform that very same line, and he knows it wouldn't be funny at all.
J0BKILLER 2 years ago
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Dan Brown makes me blue. (I dont like him.)
BogusLarry 2 years ago
@samarias12 - - - It's called slang, idiot. If I say, "God you're being a dick", I don't mean you're being a person named Dick. The "slang" allows it to mean something other than it's intended meaning. So yes, faggot does apply without using it's "literal" meaning of "sticks". And for the record, "fagot" is a bundle of sticks. "Faggot" is a homosexual, like the tool that made this video. So shut the fuck up.
feartheterp03 2 years ago
bad version of equals three
screwjitsu 2 years ago
dan brown = best!!!
aandgpointlessvideos 2 years ago 2
its ya boi bangs! lol
tiarabaranes 2 years ago
i died laughing at 1:59 - 2:09 HAHA
FrozenSoul111 2 years ago
LOL saw the forklift on TRU TV just yesterday
yaaahtrick1 2 years ago
EPIC SHIRT
rista34 2 years ago
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THAT DUDE SUCKED NOT DAN BROWN
crazyfrog1012 2 years ago
hahahahahaha!!! My dad was like "Did you see that video where that guy talked about your video?" And I had no clue what he was talking about. LOL! So I stumbled across. LOL! Thanks for using my video :)
hja500 2 years ago 4
DAn did an awesome jub on this video!! :D
FrasiliasPower 2 years ago 8
Even better than your book!
POPTUB 2 years ago
Dan Brown Rocks<3<3
XOmusicsoothespainXO 2 years ago 3
fork lift fail!
crspytnglo 2 years ago
unsubscribe
Viktrona 2 years ago
wait what happens when you mix ammonia and bleach in a toilet? im gonna go try it XD
EightBitAcid 2 years ago
your awesome hahahaaha
jess2you 2 years ago 2
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Bring back Maria!!!!
fbv8507 2 years ago
Dan Brown Tribe!!!!!! :D
rjofthe4 2 years ago 3
Here for Dan Brown! w00t!
animewolf16 2 years ago 3
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Hey, is this a damm joke ???
Where is Maria ???
Unsuscribing....
criptonito 2 years ago
lol like aaaanyone cares about you stupid newb unsubscribing... you should read the side bar if you have brains.... it takes only 4 shows lol hes not here forever, and go get a life please
Parolu13 2 years ago
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Where the hell is Maria! PopTub isn't the same.
oquatanginwan 2 years ago
Hmm lame writing but yeah that forklift video was hilarious.
Spybreak9 2 years ago
howd you get asked to do this?
Pillbug13 2 years ago
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what a prick that dan b is, no wonder he is on a free vid site. What a bore.
BillySteptoe 2 years ago
Best version of Poker Face ever...
Heh
^_^
NathanJames21 2 years ago 2
yum yum yum
KitKatCRUNCHx 2 years ago
isnt maria on the pic???? where is she she shld come back... oh scrach that she NEEDS to come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MargaretMcKissic 2 years ago
DAN B RULES!
Eugene007440 2 years ago 4
did u write Angels and Demons?
thatguy0693 2 years ago
@thatguy0693
No he didn't
Knowinglex 2 years ago
i saw the earth dude at the harlem globetrotters tour here in manila. so funny, good opening act! lol
kookygirl1001 2 years ago
That guitar shirt is so awesome.
Evanna11LilyLuna 2 years ago
dan rox
kdxghost 2 years ago 2
0:42 OH!!!! :O!!!
JessicaRaduNr1 2 years ago
That would be a Russian fork lift operator in vodka storage :D
lo9ki8ju7hy6gt5fr4 2 years ago
wooot DB FTW XD
kooki3xlov3r 2 years ago
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This guy does seriously suck :P
I don't really care if Maria is gone, but if you're gonna replace her, at least get someone funny.
I didn't laugh at his jokes once?
.. Someone's getting lazy.
*Unsubscribe*
totally11267 2 years ago
I wonder what happened to Maria.
She used to do the show everyday, and now there's always new people hosting the show.
It's annoying.
totally11267 2 years ago
its because they want more subscribers hoping other people will see these videos cause they're subscribed to the guest host and then they'll subscribe to poptub
irishdemp594 2 years ago
FERRET DANCE!!!
ziKaMina72 2 years ago
DB FtW!:D
Reenuhcakes 2 years ago
who the hell are all these new hosts? where is maria?
shatta9800 2 years ago
dan brown will bost ur views forever =)
gladious59 2 years ago 7
Views are OVER 9000!!!
POPTUB 2 years ago
that was normal before you guys pulled the daily plug..NOOBS
aapku 2 years ago
Over 21, 000 now :D you should make Dan make more videos :D!!
JessicaRaduNr1 2 years ago
dan brown ftw <3
erinricecake 2 years ago 2
it's like maria doesn't even care about us
manaeldar 2 years ago
RWJ IS WAAAY BETTER!!!!
lego2swift 2 years ago
Dan Brown is twelve times less pretty than Maria.
SkeletonJake 2 years ago
DB FTW
winslashfail 2 years ago
worst poptub EVER
thimdynamite 2 years ago
Standards have lowered poptub ...
ranger474 2 years ago 2
the stuff being destroyed in the fork lift accident video was all vodka
NuclearPowerSheep 2 years ago
The beginnig of the videos were on It's on with alexa chung. !
DesperateJoBroWifes 2 years ago
WTF WTF WTF!!!! I LOVE DAN BROWN!!!! how the hell did he get on poptub?
schoolbus123 2 years ago 2
I was harry to see Dan Brown on Poptub he is AWESOME!
AllyRegins 2 years ago
first time it was funny.
macfubbie 2 years ago
Sealions are like the biggest troublemakers in the animal kingdom. Right?
POPTUB 2 years ago 2
u suck, give us maria backkk
Kevindidau 2 years ago
I thought they meant the author.
shaprepenr 2 years ago
crap
leongalmeida 2 years ago
Dan Brown, i thought he was the davinci code guy :D
Spilox 2 years ago
Yeah, me too. I'm very disappointed.
Laretheman 2 years ago
i guess all good things come to an end. without maria this is just a waste of 3 minutes. unsubscribing :(
nukesistah 2 years ago
Don't unsubscribe you looozer - It's just for today. And Dan Brown's epic
papercoin 2 years ago
This is all last week's news.
raquelalexis1 2 years ago
Every time Maria leaves Poptub replaces her with a guy. Ususally with a guy with his own youtube following.
Is that working out? I don't think so. Please don't replace Maria. But if you must, do it with another funny cute chick.
Prytonis 2 years ago
I love dan!! Woo!! :D
Lov3L3tsLiv3 2 years ago 3
wtf happened to poptube? it got worse. it was better the way it was
JustBlaze710 2 years ago
dan brownnnnnn!
annbow26 2 years ago 4
australian currency...?
BzK 2 years ago
cool, dan brown.
mapleDragonKnight1 2 years ago 4
wtf happens when u have to wash that shirt?
Natedaschoolboy 2 years ago
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You suck Dan Brown...
dcnumero3 2 years ago
Dan is the only reason i watched this video!!!!!!
Statosphere62 2 years ago 16
whailman 2 years ago
dan brown! :D
Bojl95 2 years ago
go dan brown!
theidiot5059 2 years ago
i love dan brown. (:
LEEROYYx 2 years ago
MARIA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ? ?
babybobTX 2 years ago 2
wtf is this lame crap?
goodman854 2 years ago
this is not my poptub!
Coriolan 2 years ago
We want that hot girl. And this wasn't that funny.
ItsShteven 2 years ago
this showed up in my subscription box 5 fucking times! what the hell????
TheMagicalSeaOfDman 2 years ago
Dude, you're not hot. Bring the hot chick back.
tjb032 2 years ago
BUDDY HOLLY!!
teamfrankenberry 2 years ago
omg dan is awesome
lol i died
shigure22 2 years ago
crocs are FAIL.
iheartpotatoesx 2 years ago
omg ! , he's that dude ! :D
jrhigh101 2 years ago
Go Dan, you smexy beast.
Yamayamauchiman 2 years ago 2
nomnomnom the best song ever.
ANproduction 2 years ago
i saw most of those videos on its on with alexa chung.
xoxoJBluverxo27 2 years ago
that forklift video from the warehouse is old! RayWilliamJohnson already put that up!
Phaustin 2 years ago
woah! that jellyfish was rad!
:D
dba 2 years ago
more maria damm ? what are you doing pop tube? where is fucking maria :D ?
Pop tube is not pop tube without maria!!!!!
MARIA WHERE ARE YOU ???????
NestorGFX 2 years ago
you look like oliver pocher
ich want the women who is named after the mother of jesus back
mkaykay15 2 years ago
I lurrrve you Dan Brown.
POPTUB 2 years ago
Dan did a great job in poptub ;D
dev2000 2 years ago
thx :D
geewucha 2 years ago
where is maria?
gaelsito 2 years ago 2
Is Dan Brown taking over for Maria, or is this a... ya know... I mean. It was good, it just wasn't the same.
ILikeTheWayYouDoThat 2 years ago
boobs?
ubbeflum 2 years ago
the burio song shud be Alistair oh's (r9 clues) slongan/jingle tyoe thing!
OCoptimusconvoy 2 years ago
Dan Brown - Twat!!!
Also poptub... bad audio recording, bad lighting. Clips that have already been everywhere else before here. I thought pepsi was better than this!
NakedJKid 2 years ago
Pepsi - better than this.. no, this is exactly what Pepsi is.
xxciv 2 years ago
FAIL
Hewey19 2 years ago
*Clicks UNSUBSCRIBE*
undeadice02 2 years ago
thats some gay ass host
NovaScene 2 years ago
Wow PopTub, I hope I'm wrong but you seem to be going down the tubes lately... No shows for weeks, no Maria, and you come back with this? At least give us fans an explanation so we don't sit wondering..
rringya 2 years ago
already seen by ray william johnson
cocacolacompany1 2 years ago 4
LOL @ the awkward Crocs bit. XD
dascottjr 2 years ago
Dan > Maria !
screw u all!
Shaindralah 2 years ago 2
FINALLY someone killed maria!!
MtwFilms 2 years ago
WHERES MARIAAA???
love dan but LOVEEEE MARIA and poptub would never be the same without her:(
helloitsmolly 2 years ago
shes probly on vacation, or someone finally murdered her HEHEHE (wasnt me, or was it?)
MtwFilms 2 years ago
I think this Dan could might as well replace the "irreplaceable" Maria (no offence, but she's not coming back - so GET OVER iT :D )...
Good Luck, Dan !
DramaticCrossroad 2 years ago
Why do you say Maria is not coming back?
Mutch820 2 years ago
The mascot was hilarious.
grandsaga 2 years ago
Where is Maria? And where is the outro music?
I like the old shows with maria better than the new shows with people stepping in.
aaakitsune 2 years ago
she probably fell in a pit and nobody cared enough to get her out
MtwFilms 2 years ago
Next time try act less retarded. but really nice job, Dan Brown. :D
weirdspirit2001 2 years ago 4
dan brown i love you!
^_^
Estilum 2 years ago
totally saw the forklift on FailBlog! Friend referred me to Chris Walken. Awesome.
HighKingTurgon 2 years ago
BRING MARIA BACK
CoolNewYorker 2 years ago
go dan brown :D
hillariesays 2 years ago 2
WOOT DAN!
kiddude1093 2 years ago
I like D.B. as a host and he's easy on the eyes BUT I miss Maria.
I like the new intro & outro music BUT I miss the trademark duck quack.
I like hearing the sounds in this video BUT what's up with the bathroomm sound quality?
I like watching YouTube videos about Youtube videos on YouTube BUT these were all old vids.
I like the jokes BUT they were obviously wrote for Maria not this guy. Writers need to custom jokes for the host.
AND that's why this video makes me thirsty for a COKE!! ☺
kmf78 2 years ago
@kmf78 - I like Dan Brown BUT not THIS Dan Brown!
ok so maybe I like him just a little bit. even if his crocs are drooping!
aliquipa 2 years ago 2
im only watchint this for DAN BROWN
coolest50 2 years ago 2
me too! lol.
hillariesays 2 years ago
I am watching this BECAUSE of Dan Brown. Thanks for the nose link Dan!
realspacemodels 2 years ago 3
Dan Brown You Stole Ray's Jacket.
DontKillHim 2 years ago
WHERE IS MARIA??????
QuentinLaser 2 years ago
blondie?
POPTUB 2 years ago
BLOOONDIEEE :) yes pop top bloooondiie where blondie? THe blond girl? hmm...
djnoreg 2 years ago
I only watch PopTub for Maria.
psychoklown66 2 years ago
I only watch PopTub for Maria.
psychoklown66 2 years ago
I'm only watching this for DAN BROWN.
tatsuhina500 2 years ago 2
im only watching this for DAN BROWN
atariatarifreak 2 years ago 2
i love your vids, dan, but damn, that was a terrible hosting job. Seriously.
AlinaIsSoRad 2 years ago
Go dan!!!
Zeldafan69x 2 years ago
funny!!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
OMG GTFO Where is Maria!?
jawtcharlli 2 years ago
tiny blond girl?
POPTUB 2 years ago
where is the slightly funny young female with blonde hair?
wiseye61 2 years ago 2
GRRRRRRRRRRRR what you mean? lol Maria Sansome the hot chick!
jawtcharlli 2 years ago
I like the chick better 'sorry'
tbnasty 2 years ago 2
ya dan brown i know how to solve a rubiks cube now thnx haha
babybeAsta877 2 years ago
Put Maria back.
discnchips 2 years ago
lemme take you to the moviesss
r3fr1g3r4t0r 2 years ago
I'll buy you da popcornssssss
POPTUB 2 years ago
YAY DAN BROWN!!!!!
crystalthms1 2 years ago
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crystalthms1 2 years ago
Dan Brown ftw.
yemisichemistry 2 years ago
lol maria is absent again this beginning to get common but dan is alright
freewaytav 2 years ago
wheres maria
TomTheNaughty 2 years ago 2
dan!!
91sal 2 years ago
Yeahh Dan!! lmfaoo ;P
MakeMeaSandW1ch 2 years ago
This is ridiculous. Where is Maria?
erikrj711 2 years ago 2
Dan is way better then the girl!!!
Cheesy142 2 years ago
that was the worst pop tub i've seen, the dan kid needs to go.
crazycarmichael 2 years ago
what a waste of an episode.. i want the girl back!!!!
Tinnguyen123 2 years ago 2
this is the best burrito, yum yum yum! :)
cheyennethedancer 2 years ago