Castle Shikigami 2 - Fumiko O.V. Funny Dialogue

[WoobooRidesAgain]

I think you can tell the voice actors were trying their best around 3:05, because rather than just read the script, he is trying to at least get her gender right. It would not shock me that the VO's were experienced, but had to do their best after being handed this insanity.

Actually, I think they need more credit. It takes some sort of talent to say something like "sad jihad" without cracking up.

[WoobooRidesAgain]

@WoobooRidesAgain VA's, pardon.

Good lord, my brain is already starting to fry.

[cjiwakura]

This was the first dialogue I heard when I bought the game. Talk about a first impression from hell. (I love this woman's German accent, though. Come at me haters.)

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

Did you like reality?

...Yes, can I go back now?

[EdMan6623]

"BIG BRO!" "LIL' BRO!" "TRUE BROHOOD!"

[PolyRuni]

Is that a black Allen Walker?

[NYtassu]

King of randomness. This game. Must be.

[boos405]

Wikipedia says they took the entire dialogue out in the PAL release.

[VaatiOfDarkness]

jihad...huh?

Fumiko's voice is okay, with better lines it could be good...

[SotarV2]

Man this is almost as bad as Chaos Wars.

[Irrenmann]

"20 minutes, actually. Store info then jam!" No, let's jam then store info.

"Clear cause n' proof. He'll change all."

"True Bro-hood's DOA." ...Yep

"When I'm done, get Ko for my massage! And a foot rub! Then let's party! Now I'm pumped! Fumiko Ozet Van Stein!" (I'll wager that didn't make much sense in Japanese, either.)

"irritate the world like ordering food." WAT

"My bro is my world. You're just a hurdle."

[akavich19]

I honestly can't believe there exists voice actors that are this bad. It really must be intentional.

Too foolish to reply. Sorry, must see Ko. Die now! Quickly!

Also "brother" isn't a word anymore, only bro.

[MikuMikuBeat]

World order's gonna set the world on FIRE xD

[cjiwakura]

@MikuMikuBeat What a nasty girl! Hot like lava!

[Ebb5458]

3:38 to 3:45 - I almost thought Fumiko made a Commando reference...

[tomstring90]

Crooked... CASTLE?

[cjiwakura]

True bro'hood's DNA!

To her credit, Fumiko's VA isn't half bad at the german accent. Shame everything else is terrible.

(Also, Yukari calls Fumiko an old lady again in Shikigami 3. :P)

[JimtheBob]

Wow, that's a new winner for the worse voice acting I have ever heard.

[mrharryballzonya]

Yeah... I don't know what you're saying about the good voicing with bad dialog.  It's just all terrible. Which is what makes the game worth playing, because it's hilarious how bad it is.

[KyazuTheInsane]

damn...you COUGHT me, I must get OUT!

[mab5458]

"When we're done, get Koh for my massage! And a foot rub! Then let's party! Now I'm pumped! Fumiko Odette Van Stein! DESTROY WORLD ORDER!!!!"

[Gaian000]

"What a nasty girl! HOT LIKE LAVA!!!!"

[clamchowder01]

oh yeaaa

[Eltrotraw]

"Store info then jam!"

[Kagoyasha111]

"Irritate the world, like ordering food"

My brain officially died after that x_x

[VaatiOfDarkness]

My guess is that Shintaro really hates the McDonald's drive-thru.

"I didn't ask for fries, I said I wanted a bro fight!"

[nilok7]

Why the hell dose that witch girl talk like the hulk.

Witch: "New World."  "New Order." "Guess the rest failed..."

Whoever dubbed this and wrote the lines needs to be checked for chronic stupidity.

[benevolentelephant]

Don't forget your manners- In Hell!

[monkeybananayum]

Crooked castle!? I see.

[djmogk]

I.... need to get this game.... like now. @_@;  This is comedy gold!

[paperwarior]

Don't forget your manners... in Hell!

[groupeffort]

Oh hey isn't this at AI? lol.

[ultracarl]

Yeah but without the story

[V3NOMXIII]

The dialouges have successfully destroy my mind

[faust7]

The dialogue in this game is so nonsensical. By the last level, I was expecting

"I'll make jelly of your feelings! Then! Add your head to my collection! My collection of heads!"

[VerbelX]

carl how could you play this?

this game would be illegal