NewsBusted 11/13/09

[leonidaroofner27]

i want to see this movie!! going to check out in webmovietube

[hrb266]

"Gold at all time record high"

Blame it on Glenn Beck.

[Sharpe3884]

Maddow was actually talking about the house minority leader who while holding an obviously fake constitution actually quoted the preamble from the declaration of independence. I dont know whats scaries, that the house minority leader never read the constitution or that he quote incorrectly from a document he had in his own hand at the time.

[ComradeObamaCult]

Worried about Obama's so-called weight loss? That will be a cold day in hell.

[tedm82]

Right in target exbronco1980! Want to know what happened to our econemy? Ask Dodd and Frank, the ones still trying to make it worse thanks to the Democrats and the douche in the Whitehouse.

[raptor2837]

@tedm82 lol i agree!!!

[Sharpe3884]

tedm - blame dodd all you want. I even agree. Dodd is a scumbag and he is currently trying to pretend he can fix a mess he himself contributed to. Blaming frank is a joke - frank attempted to implement the regulations we so desperately needed - fed house reform and anti-predatory lending but it was far, far too late. He became chair of the finance committe in 2007 when crisis was imminent. Him and RON PAUL (a libertarian) partnered up to reign in the fed and greenspan.

[tedm82]

That's ridiculous, Predatory lending was not the problem. Forcing banks to give loans to people that either had no intention of paying or had no possible WAY of paying WAS the problem! Forced by Dodd AND FRANK. I've seen the video of Frank claiming there is nothing wrong with our banking system and to this day is STILL trying to relax regulations on lending. I don't know what your interest in Frank is, that slobbering fool, but he is just as responsible if not MORE then Dodd.

[Sharpe3884]

How can the government force banks to do ANYTHING? They can;t even implement regulatory reform after the banks collapsed and had to be bailed out. The banks basically control the government - look at summers and geihtner's background. No regulation, give CEOs ultimate power. There is no way the gov't can force banks to give out risky loans and banks made billions on bundling subprime mortgages into derivitives and selling them. The banks werent forced, they wanted to trade these risky loans.

[Sharpe3884]

your conveniently leaving out is that by the time Frank became chairman of the committee, the financial crisis was already apparent. He had no real role in it because he only received the position after the financial collapse was upon us. Listen, I would blame frank if i thought it was his fault. I think dodd was corrupt. I think frank is an idiot for not supporting the auditing of the fed. I like some of what Paul preaches - so this is not me trying to be partisan. it wasnt frank

[Sharpe3884]

Fact is blankfein and goldman sachs are now running this country and have been for quite some time. It is only now becoming obvious. Geitner was a failed regulator and appointed to head the treasury. Summers is an advocate for wall street and a chief financial advisor. Sachs is forcing the gov't through funding and lobbying and implementing their own people in key roles to cater to wall street. Deregulation was the inherent problem and now lack of new regulation is. this is not a few senators.

[bdaniel230]

EXACTLY CORRECT! Frank and Dodd have been working together to CREATE this problem! Since Frank became a member of the Committee he has worked to relax regulations on lending to people with a history of welfare and unemployment. One of his first attempts was to force lenders to not use employment as a basis for mortgages. Now what do we have? Huge numbers of foreclosures. Banks were guaranteed by the FHA that the loans would be repaid. Hence the collapse of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac!

[bdaniel230]

Chriss Dodd didn't simply contribute, he actually created the problem (check into the actual records of the committee). Barney Frank has been a member of the committee for years and introducted most of the problematic regulation, and repeal of the protections. (Again, check the records of the committee)

[RevLouM]

NewsBusted is "The Right Stuff".....Jodi is the bearer of "The Right Stuff".

I am a happy guy!

[iprazhm]

This is hilarious!!! Keep em coming Jodie. Kudos to the script writer!

[dfisher19]

This garbage isn't even funny

[TheTMA1]

A Gleaming example of the commonly known axiom ' Liberals can not laugh at tthemselves'.

I have an easy out for your quilt propblem - you can laugh at me laughing at you.

[TheTMA1]

I can't spell to save my life.

[globalron]

Are your parents related?

[verathewaitress]

This is so shoddy, it probably came from the Democrats as a smear campaign. Brilliant.

[poisonapple16]

Are your parents related?

[Probewitch]

Shouldn't use the same insult terminology in two sequential jokes.

[verathewaitress]

There's just a smattering of applause at the beginning, but then a few seconds later, the pre-recorded laughter of several hundred at the first flat joke. Apparently the Fox editors from the Tea bag video got some evening work.

Blackwater should stay out of the comedy business and stick with what they're good at--swindling American taxpayers.

[tswagler]

this is the worst...if she didn't look like a 5 dollar hooker at 11th ave in Manhattan I might have taken 1/3 of what she had to say with some weight of validity

[TheTMA1]

And the peace loving always friendly dope smoking name calling lovers of nature who would rather have everyone living in filth and grime ridden cities ( than just one not ) always looking for the good in others but can't find it always wanting to clean up the world but foul it with thier own filth and empty headeness and inability to think for themselves.

to be continued......

[TheTMA1]

...........( why is it a good idea to put dog poop into a plastic bag and condense it into one place?) political slave and always complaing idiot has just joined in. Everyone say hello to tswagler the incredibally moronic jackass

[TheTMA1]

T...

When you get home tonight you won't recognize your mother ------- I shaved her back.

[andyandymax]

That's okay. I like her better that way. ;)

[andyandymax]

Ah, but will the coupon for the new light bulb be printed on recycled paper?

[DD826]

Andyandymax,

Nobody is talking about the expense of dealing with the expensive disposal of those NEW lightbulbs?

From what I hear, they can be really polluting.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Not only are they polluting, they're dangerous - full of mercury.

[DD826]

That is what I heard. If you happen to drop and break one, you almost have to bring in a Hazardous Dispossal unit to clean it up!

[shimauma42]

LOL! so at least those hazmat people will be employed!!

[mykol13v]

I had one of those CFL bulbs smoke up on me recently. It stunk like hell and it made me sick. I had to open up the windows and stay outside for awhile. I nearly called the Fire Department because there was smoke hovering in one room. I thought it was a smoldering fire burning inside a wall. I couldn't tell where it was coming from or what it was until later when I tried to turn on the lights in a room. Maybe the LED lightbulbs are better. They have bits of Gallium arsenide phosphide (GaAsP).

[3martijns]

I'm afraid that was toxic mercury and your house is now contaminated, seriously.

CLEAN EVERYTHING!!

[TheTMA1]

Recycling is the last thing Barny 'The" Frank is thinking about when removing such an odd shaped object from his ass.

[3martijns]

Okay, so put the asylum seekers in an INSANE ASYLUM.

They don't have those anymore? Okay, BUILD SOME - use some of the "Stimulus' money!!

[JohnLloydScharf]

I'd rather build a wall on the borders. I could drive in 30 nukes in the back of a pick up. Even if I shot off flares, I would likely not be noticed.

[TheTMA1]

Good Call 3M.......! LOL!

[yiminnybuck]

Points for using "douchebag" in consecutive jokes.

[jtkirkfan2002]

The 75% who think Americans are getting ruder must read the comments from liberals here.

[JollyMunkie]

I agree. Ted Haggard proved the all republican Christians are honest. Christians are the biggest organised pedophile ring in history. If I ever get on death row I will claim Jesus saved me. And I love Jesus more than you. So you will go to hell, and I will win. I love Jesus more. Go to hell sinner, go to hell and burn.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Thank you for proving my point, even if you are not American. Lib's are assholes no matter where they're from.

[SeraphimTheApologist]

Lol. I agree. I always say I am completely civil to those who are civil with me, but when the name calling starts the gloves come off and I can play just as dirty as they do. That's the reality behind Hannity, Coulter and so on-They were civil until Liberals weren't.

[JohnLloydScharf]

I put a thumbs down and hit spam and forget'em. When they start seeing their messages deleted, they may get the point. Regardless of that, I do not have to read them.

[TheTMA1]

Hey captain .. it is just that they live in cities. You know those places not like rural America. Cities where they condense garbage and people into the same area. What would anyone expect?

And for those Lib/Commie/Pedophile/Dems that do live in rural Amnerica - What in the hell are you complaining about?

[JollyMunkie]

Even though I am outside the US, and the world love Obama. Jody makes me laugh at him something shocking.

[TheTMA1]

Sorry to hear you live in a less than 'Greatest Country On Eatrh' place.

[SensibleFella]

MSNBC show host Rachel Maddow has suffered some steep audience erosion in recent months, down more than 40 percent in viewership from her peak last fall during the election.

[jtkirkfan2002]

She is typical of most liberals' knowledge of the Constitution.

[satirewriter07]

"They're ALL douchebags".

LMAO

[MrDrProfessorJrMD]

I'm not a Republican/Conservative either but I'm glad someone is making fun of Democrats/Liberals. They deserve it.

[SeraphimTheApologist]

As a Conservative Republican I can honestly say we alldeserve it, lol. I think if the partisans took thier dissent seriously and tried to use it as a tool to find a middle ground we'd all be a lot better off... But Comedy makes the whole mess easier to digets.

[JohnLloydScharf]

It is better than SNL or Jon Stewart & Co.

[SeraphimTheApologist]

True. Then again its not hard to be better than they are, lol. Still News Busted is quite talented. I'd love to see 'em on a full fledged 30 minute TV show.

[JohnLloydScharf]

I am sure they would like that as well. In fact, I would prefer a talk show with a monologue or even a whole hour of NewsBusted.

[LiberalsAreRapists]

I wonder when we'll be getting a new "Green Dog's Czar" ?

[SeraphimTheApologist]

He'll probably be another radical communist....

[jtkirkfan2002]

Your comment was supposed to be original?

[Hach1man]

Well, no, of course it wasn't. Why should it be? Was your comment original?

[jtkirkfan2002]

No, I use the comment for every liberal with no sense of humor.

[ladventiste]

funny

[shimauma42]

Schoolhouse Rock!! Why can't barry hussein and his followers remember that great Saturday morning schooling to the Constitution??? "it's called taxation without representation, and it's not fair!!" Remember that line barry?!? remember it!

...prolly all that cocaine and pot he did that made him forget....

[MaryJesusJoseph]

So is the name based on her chest? That's a really bad laugh track.

[amboy362]

And thats a really bad joke.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Please read the video description before commenting on the laugh track.

[azis1100]

Now Alex Jones is a dipshit but this is funny and fitting.

watch?v=DpJCEndWEQU

[911insidejob81]

9/11 was an inside job

please research WTC7 collapse

stop possible Fema concentration death camps

please research Fema camps in google

stop Iraq and Afghanistan occupations

[arkivx1]

Black helicopters in the cancer vaccines?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Take off your foil hat and go out in the sun light.

[radioactivenews]

keep them coming! Jodi Miller Rocks! Fox News Listen up!

[hoosierarcher]

The utterings of teh Amerikan Left make it clear why I call them Dumbascraps. I mean it's fitting and a better than average take on words. Leftists Stuck on Stupid and Loving It.

[shimauma42]

dumbascraps is pretty good, but I like to use demoncraps more, or demonrats also.

[hoosierarcher]

those are pretty good too.

[JohnLloydScharf]

I remember that political terms mean the opposite of what they imply. Democrats hate democracy. Republicans hate a republic and want to make it as small as possible.

Why am I a Republican? I am not qualified to be a Democrat. I was born with a brain and inherited a conscience.

[exbronco1980]

obama has to clean up george w. fuckhead's mess

[alancook01]

Obama IS the mess we'll have to clean up in the 2010 and 2012 elections.

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Only problem is, he's making George W's mess even worse. At least unemployment was 4.4% under Bush. Obama and his democrats have driven unemployment to 10.2%... more than double what it was under Bush.

[MockStoneLLC]

and he trippled the nation debt, but he is lowering our libertys.

[arga400]

shit was going downhill since bush the problem is that obama hasent done(and likely wont) do anything

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Obama hasn't got an economic clue. He and his demotards have wasted 787 billion and unemployment continues to climb. Now I see on the news that he's going to have an economic summit to discuss with the private sector, how to create jobs. Thing is, he knows how, he just won't go against his ideologies to get it done. Everything he has done so far, is job killing... health care, cap & tax, stimulus, etc. Bush was great in comparison.

[jtkirkfan2002]

He isn't trying to help the situation. He is intentionally making it worse. Lib's like him are all about creating generations of government dependence by spreading misery around. 

This whole situtiation is part of his master plan to weaken America and "spread the wealth around".

[hrb266]

"how to create jobs"

He should have had the meeting to discuss "how to create jobs" a year ago. Too late now.

[jtkirkfan2002]

How to creat jobs -

Lower taxes, decrease regulation and get out ot the way of the private sector.

[Deak2112]

If that was true, then he's doing a horrible horrible job.

[hoosierarcher]

Like I said Dumbascraps Stuck on Stupid and Loving it. You prove it exbronco1980.

I'm not saying George W. Bush was perfect but the only reason you think the way you do is that you listened to the endless media barrage against him and swallowed it whole like a good mindnumbed koolaid drinker. You libtards call Bush stupid but he graduated Harvard with a B average. Al Gore failed out of college TWICE and you idiots lionize him and his fabrications and ignore his hypocracies. It's pitiful.

[JollyMunkie]

Bush murdered millions, yes he was far from perfect. But his family made billions from the oil went after. Hitler may have killed all those folk, but around a dinner table, he was great. No one every complained about the food. I shaved my pubes to celebrate "No More Bush."

Still looking for those WMD? Bush was a WMD.

[Ictoanius]

Funny how people like you say this kind of thing and don't have evidence to back it up but when they uncovered the mass graves in Iraq well that can be overlooked. Pathetic!

Use your brains instead of feasting on propaganda for once.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I don't know how to respond to this. It's the most ridiculous thing here so far. I don't know where to begin with only 500 characters, so I'll just shake my head in disbelief. If the non-Americans who post here are typical of their countries, thank God I was born an American.

[JollyMunkie]

That is because you are not very smart. When you shake your head, can you hear it rattle? Eat another cheeseburger, then everything will be okay. I am glad you live in the US, you would not survive in Oz with your BS, everyone would cut you down.

[jtkirkfan2002]

So the numbers in the war are now in the millions? They keep going up, just like the amount of hot air you keep blowing out around here.

Liberals are mindless sheep, no matter what country they reside. I didn't say I couldn't respond. I said 500 characters was not enough space to even begin to respond to your idiotic comments.

[Exile499]

@jtkirkfan2002 you do realize this is a comedy/parody show right??

[jtkirkfan2002]

@Exile499 Coming in a bit late, aren't we?

[mykol13v]

Yea, we love it foreigners think everything our media puts out represents all Americans.

Nice smear pal, I won't repeat what our media tells us about you people. Burp.

[JollyMunkie]

Oh, and where are those WMD, we are still waiting,

[jtkirkfan2002]

Yellow cake discovered in 2006 or 2007 I believe. The rest went to Syria.

[shimauma42]

You have to remember jtkirkfan, when you say "yellow cake" to a libtard, they think it has chocolate icing with cherries on top.

[hoosierarcher]

Millions? Yet again a Libtard Dumbascrap proves they are Stuck on Stupid. Reciting ludricris statistics as facts when it's obviously a fabrication.

Instead of shaving your pubes you should floss your brain.

[shimauma42]

your scummy little brain is a wmd "waste of mass dookey"  LOL! See I know you're a 'tard so I've insulted you on your level so you can understand it....

[TheKus]

I'm sick of people blaming Bush for Obama's failures.

Ronald Reagan fixed Carter's mess in the exact opposite fashion. Carter left us a mess far worse than Bush did, Reagan not only fixed it, but gave us the economic prosperity that took years for idiots to tear apart.

Obama however... is following the footsteps of Herbert Hoover... those are really bad footsteps.

[larry267]

Before Obama got elected I was talking to a lady at work. She said she felt sorry for Obama if he got elected because of the mess he was gonna get. I said what do you mean he could totally fuck things up and in 4 years everyone gonna say Bush had things so messed up.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Pin Stripe isn't cleaning up anything. He needs this to create more generational government dependence. Since he took over the economy has hit low levels not seen since Jimmy Carter and it took him four years to screw it up that badly.

[JollyMunkie]

He so does. Bush just walked away and said, "Not my problem anymore." Bush caused the problem that the US is now and just walks way to live a billionaire lifestyle. 8 years of evil and everyone expects Obama to to fix it all over night.

[mykol13v]

Bush didn't walk away, JollyMundane, he was termed out. Big difference. He's offered advice to Obama, but seems none of it was taken.

That is why Afghanistan is NOW a bigger problem than all of the last 8 years.

Evil? How about lying about real intentions? This mighty deception will close with a message from the next election.

Americans didn't vote for more taxes, spending, inflation, debt, regulation, fines, sanctions, unemployment, poverty, and central banking.

GET IN OR GET OUT

[JohnLloydScharf]

Exactly, regarding everything you said. My only addendum is to your laundry list of things we did not vote for:Bailouts II, Stimulus Act, Health Care nationalization, or even Cash for Clunkers. When confronted by a woman at a town hall, Barney Franks said,"You don't have a vote."

That is a slap in the face to every citizen. No national referendums, initiatives, recalls or a popular vote for the highest executives, including the President.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Bush was done. In the United States, no one can run for president for more than two terms.

People like "Banking Queen" Barney Frank caused this problem. Bush tried to stop it, but was blocked each time. Our problems come directly from the bursting of the "housing bubble" caused by liberal-driven sub-prime mortgages.

Obama wanted the job. No one forced him. I expect his policies to show improvement, not make things worse, which they are. Of course that is his real intent.

[TheTMA1]

I can't believe I just read the ' Banking Quenn' - Thumps up to Paul Shanklin! Way up! And once again Captain - You know your stuff. Thumbs up to you too.

[jtkirkfan2002]

If it weren't for the laughs I get here and listening to Rush, this would be a really depressing state of affairs.

[TheTMA1]

DITTO!

My favorite to date is 'In a Yugo'.

I makes me cry with laughter!

Second is 'Trick or Treat at Barny Frank's House.

You just keep your history lesson's coming. A few will see the light.

After all the ex Lib, ex President of Calif NOW ( Rush's NAG ) Tammy Bruce saw the TRUTH and came over.

She is A BABE and a Half and a Pistol Packing Reagan Fan. Lezbo or not She is Hot and Smart. If you haven't listened to her - It is something you must do. She is so good she dosen't need guests.

[exbronco1980]

@jtkirkfan2002 Our country's financial problems have nothing to do with republicans controlling congress for 12 years, and george w controlling the white house for 8. the financial problems are the fault of democrats, who had controlled congress a whopping 11 months when the recession started.

[thealain]

How abut the recession repeatedly started in the 60 years the Democrats had Congress and undermined our country by undermining Republican Presidents but allowing the Democrats - like Carter, Klintoon and now ObaHussein-Khomeini to run wild removing all our freedoms, our hard earned wealth and our Constitutional rights, including owning and carrying guns and freedon of choosing our health care!

[Sharpe3884]

Theallain - you succeeded in being wrong, racist and obscenely idiotic all in one foul swoop, you should be very proud. Please conveniently ignore the facts like Reagan, Bush and W were all president in between those 3. Your comment is a disaster - I cant even begin to refute the pile of vomit you spewed up. I think I would need an entire book to even attempt to clear up the disaster you created in a few sentences. Thanks for proving why the education in the US is in free fall.

[tooltalk]

exbronco1980: well actually, the financial market crisis had more to do with Clinton and Bush.. but the real crisis, the collapse of the US dollar, has been brewing since 1960's, when libtards's short-term deficitic spending and changes in macroeconomic policies guaranteed a long-term disaster.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Does it bother you begin wrong so much? Republicans controlled the House only after 1994. They controlled both houses for a short period after 2000, but thanks to Jumpin' Jim Jeffords, (whom the lib's forgot about soon after), a 50/50 split was broken when he jumped ship and began caucusing with the Dem's. The Dem's took the house back in 2006. The sub-prime crisis didn't happen overnight and it was a liberal brainchild.

[exbronco1980]

@jtkirkfan2002 ooh wow, the democrats barely controlled the senate for part of 01 and 02. by early 03 the reps controlled the senate again. the GOP spent years running the country into the ground, and they want another chance to run it into the ground.

[jtkirkfan2002]

It took you two weeks to come up with that?  Obama tripled the deficit with one stroke of his pen and accomplished nothing. He is the laughing-stock of the world. Only you and his other Kool-Aid-drinking followers have any respect left for him. And it only took him ten months to sink that low.

[exbronco1980]

@jtkirkfan2002 but i never voted for obama

[jtkirkfan2002]

You just worship the ground he walks on. Don't come here trying to blame everything that's happened on Bush and Republicans and then want people to believe that you don't support President Pin Stripe.

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[Rajaat99]

Of course Americans are getting ruder. We have an idiot President, a Congress who doesn't read the bills they sign, and no jobs.

[hrb266]

But, but, but Obama is still bowing to heads of nations.

[AitanLevy]

Because no one else is taking advantage of the numerous and obvious opportunities for a good joke. So sometimes newsbusted's jokes are low hanging fruit...it's still funny. And right on.

[XDesertRatX]

Why reach for the high hanging fruit, when the low one is just as juicy?

[AitanLevy]

True that

[jculver1674]

Of course Maddow hasn't read the Constitution. That's what happens when all of your history teachers are ex-hippies who teach you that the only important thing to know about the Founding Fathers is that they were evil racist white men.

[TheTMA1]

You forgot Homosexuals.

Why is it that the left is so accusatory about Slave owners and Queers when they champion such acts in thier own party?

The 94% Blacks that vote Dem are slaves to them and the Homo's are the same.

I just don't get it. Thank god!

[Supernova310]

let me guess catholic or christian republicn type conservative?

[TheTMA1]

let me guess a narcisistic religious bigot Darwinist ( Hitler and Stalin also believed in that crap ) .

So just how did everything come from nothing?

[chattingcat]

LOL... Love it as always:)

[Ir1shcream]

Jodi is my wife.

[s01une]

Well, if that's true, my heart is broken. ;)

[blt40]

Good Vid.

[pimpdalyrical]

Two "Douche bags" in one episode! Awesome.

On a more topical note, what exactly does the immigratin service claim illegal immigrants are seeking "Asylum" from? I don;t know of too many people who seek freedom, who would send money back to the country that persecuted them.

[BottleCapsound]

give pelosi all your money

[JohnLloydScharf]

What? To avoid the rush?

[Robshow35]

You should be on Colbert or The Daily Show, Jodi!!!!

[JohnLloydScharf]

I would prefer her INSTEAD of that show.

[conspiracy777]

"we're having a jobless recovery" .... ROFLMAO

What the HECK ARE THEY SMOKING IN THAT HOUSE ON THE HILL?

[LiberalsAreRapists]

Probably a combination of crack, heroin and meth.

[WERTY317]

Very old and tired... take a nap

[amboy362]

Keep on being you.....always good for a laugh.

[jtkirkfan2002]

How's the circus, Werty? Still climbing out of that little car with all the other clowns?

[yahazif]

illegal aliens then illegal immigrants then undocumented immigrants then newly-arrived asylum seekers then newly-registered Democratic voters then ACORN staff.

[pimpdalyrical]

You forgot a step yahazif, Acorn supported child prostitutes.

[justmom66]

lol awesome per usual

[red33410]

to worship, blindly, too!

[StuInTokyo]

Alright, another good one!