How To Force Women To Love You - eHal

[mercilouslover]

The first thing that caught my eye: Unicorn Meat on the right. HAHAHA

[beatainloving]

:-) Lovely impressive MANUAL :-*

[justLuca94]

how did i got here from a Chad Vader video??

[GreatGeorge89]

ur one of the funniest men on youtube!!

[hahablam]

girl at 0:52 who is that? thumps up for an answer

[ImBidz]

Expert...

[sec0ndevolution]

@hahablam Scroll down like two comments, skippy.

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

HAHA XD

[ziosamsamsam]

force a women to love you

number one: have a fucking lot of money

number two: have a fucking huge penis

[jamerv86]

Who is the hot chick at 0:51?

[CSGraves]

@jamerv86 Denise Milani. Apparently she's gotten into fitness competitions in recent years and looks more like beef jerky now. :-(

[MaxNuclear]

Love the "How to" shows!

[denial987]

If you press 3, it sounds like Hal is saying odor's boners!

[88888888888anonymous]

0:22 looks kinda like the fourth doctor who.

[MaxBaxterson]

press 1 over and over! glug meat, glug meat, glug meat!

[mamooodo1]

Bo0o0o0o0o0o0oBsSsSsSs

0:51

thump up

like pleassssssssssssssss

[DEP717]

@mamooodo1 0:51 is what I clicked for mamooodo1! Thanks!

[ChelseaGrinGiver1]

A shotgun is how my girlfriend got me to love her.

[jman19mwi]

lol i know what show he want to be on. Tim And Eric lol

[ExterminatorPoison]

Press 4. Who's the WINNER?

[Goner2424]

press 7 lol

[jonescomplete]

It worked.

[omnizap]

Ahhh....

[MeSezSo]

"How To Force Women To Love You" Training people how to rape women eHal?

[haloasc]

ffs I got arrested again....

[Pranayanee]

this a a nice Funny Video...not serious.......



[JosapahRay]

It didnt work!!!

YOU LIE!

[DalekHunter1994]

Nice bowtie. Bowties are cool.

[FluffyPorcupines]

The videos make my vagina feel good

[dorkduchessdebbie]

@NeCacaluXuxultic now wait a minute... I know you wrote this comment over a month ago, but I have to respond on behalf of the women who are smart enough to absolutely love BlameSociety videos and say that while women like that DO reinforce such stereo-types, that doesn't make them true of all of us, just the ones with no sense of humor. :-)

[loverlistapp]

lose the cologne pheromones are irresistible

[prittyugly86]

speaking as a female, you need to remove that big ass jar of weed on the left because I'm not going to be able to focus on you, just how big i could roll a blunt with all that.

[kingknowles2112]

@prittyugly86 I thought it wa like toenails

[smileyguy127]

0:51 :)

[ZeroCountdown1]

LMAO! is that tommy wiseau from "the room"

[gerrr]

is that really hals hair hahahaha

[bastarddarsh]

Those were prairie dogs.

[AdmiralBetas]

"If you look like me you'll look like a winner..."

....what? XD This guy's a comedic genius.

[sofoe]

your so gross

[Network1One]

@sofoe My so gross?

[sofoe]

I'm so offended by your title you need to learn how to be a gentleman you sick bastard. If someone accumulated all your video footage together & made it into one video it would be a movie called "how to make woman not want to be within a 300ft radius of you". honestly you are never going to have companionship at this rate

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@sofoe, you're retarded! LMAO! He video is COMEDY... it was not meant to be serious... all you did just now is re-enforce the stereotype that women are generally stupid and easily offended =_=

[Electricienbatard]

@sofoe hahaha are you serious ??? Don't call Dr. Love here a bastard , he's a genius !! only real woman would understand !

[jujucoolboy]

Julius is mag middle name OMG The NAME JuLiUs IS SOOO PoPuLaR

[IantheTerminator]

Come on guys!

Let's all dress like him to look like a winner!

XD

[IantheTerminator]

Ehihi, shut up Bevis...

[asghanim]

i click here just for the tits!

[TheNotru]

0:51 is so damn sexy it makes me want to cry

[patriotrower]

I'd give them a miniture couch, for obvious reasons.

[Pilooogen]

eHow can I switch gender?

[Murrangurk2]

I come for the boobies. I stay for the wandering monsters.

[Jimboticon]

Thumbs up for the picture at 0:52!

[singingneko666]

ehow do I tell someone that thinks he's my friend that I think he's a Jerk? Please help, heas rlly annoying!

[PzGSephy]

Yeah its cool, Bowties are cool

[DORproductions117]

@PzGSephy Lol Doctor Who reference

[HeroicRebellion]

using Tommy Wiseau as a model for getting women is not very helpful.

[patriotrower]

0:21 is how I want to look like at my senoir prom!

[tikifreakazoid]

@sdaerfofsteam Nope. Brown tweed jacket and pants, blue and yellow striped tie, and blue shirt. That and the cheapest colognes (plural) I could find. Worked like magic. I literally had to build a moat around my house to keep women from trying to break into my house and rape me.

[EmbodytheVirus]

The Room!

[iluvicecweam]

Oh my, im not alone.... YOU ALSO HAVE UNICORN MEAT?!? ^__^

[adifizel19]

ehow to understand women

[Ascendancy25]

Keep pressing 10 for XTREME FAIL!!!

[compatflame9]

ehow do i make someone to believe i'm cool

[dronedalekgaming6]

Who actually tried this?

[tikifreakazoid]

@dronedalekgaming6 I did, as a joke. It actually works. I'm literally rolling in women right now at my beck and call, it's insane.

[dronedalekgaming6]

@tikifreakazoid :O You went into a woman's shower room?

[tikifreakazoid]

@dronedalekgaming6 Dressed in that exact suit and wearing some shitty cologne. Weirdest thing, they threw themselves at me, did whatever I wanted.

[porchus]

eHow do I stop small bugs from sneaking up on me?

[theFFVIguy]

Thanks to Hal, I am not long a virgin.

And not because his advice worked if you catch my drift.

[0frecel0]

You are my favourite customer!

[xandrewx2]

@Mamba1459 grow up you idiot

[RobertCrozier123]

a girl doesnt need all this, she only needs a shot gun hahahahahaha thats funny hahah

[MrGratefulheart]

Dear Hal, the woman who was partially undressed caught my eye; it would be good of you to tell her that I like her... I have looked for her in all the places that you suggest but maybe she was sick or at work that day. With your help she and I could get married. Also tell her that I'm un-employed but that she could support me with her dancing skills... Bye

Thanks Hal

[Coyseph]

Press 1. This is what Hal wants you to do.

[tikifreakazoid]

@Coyseph Then press 6.

[shabangalangawang]

@Coyseph but where do you do it? oh, press five.

[wasup23tube]

IT WORKED!

[rexplosi0n]

eHow do I summon the wrath of Chuck Norris?

[rabidbuzzkill]

hey man, who is that model in the picture at 0:53 ? can you let me know, cause I want that picture! It's freakin hot!

[Rafimister]

@rabidbuzzkill Denise Milani

[rafimisterio]

@rabidbuzzkill Denise Milani

[darkarch757]

eHow will they bring it in a way so Charlie sheen will be winning

[mandalore174]

eHow do I gain access to the combined knowledge of the entire world

[JoshuaH688]

@mandalore174 Spend 10 minutes reading youtube comments and you will have accessed all that there is.

[Rith9789]

eHow do you get it in?

[patu8010]

eHow do you find those foxy photos to put in every other video?

[aview333]

eHow do I use the drug called Charlie Sheen without melting my face and making my children cry over my exploded body?

[MrGojiralee]

eHow do I use a cat to make a portal to Hell?

[Jingerhead]

ehow do i know if i were gay?

[EMagnusTV]

eHow do I slay a Kitten of Doom?

[GreenHero49]

How do I prevent the Bunny overlord from destorying my nethers?

[spartan117ak]

This is a step up from Chris Chans current women methods.

[oniruko1]

Ehow how can i get the turtles to stop mauling me when i pluck they're nose hair?

[Themostpower]

eWhat if the shotgun isn't working?

[GreatCommunistEmpire]

what if a man use a shotgun what would happen?

[23Belligerent]

The akward pictures of Hal just amplififed this videos awesomeness x5!

[dhsalter]

This is very encouraging. And just in time for the weekend, too.

[Dreznin]

0:52 - Yes, please!

[flyer11234]

boy where was IIIII??? this is such a simple technique...went right over my head before but now I get it...

[chirpchirpchirpity]

how do i invoke the gods of old and thus awaken their power within me for the purpose of becoming the ruler of mankind?

[justinrulez121]

lol, i like how guys have to work for it, girls just get the shot gun XP

[KycapLanew]

2 women forgot their shotguns.

[TheRobotBanana]

eHow will you not watch my videos!!!???

[TheSithFan]

eHow do I avoid daylight savings?

[xrongor]

ehow can i fit 4 and 20 blackbirds into one pie?

[Sousuke105]

Come on guys, admit that you did click for the thumbnail!xD

[RandomNPC15]

@Sousuke105 Alright I admit I clicked for the thumbnail... :( Hal's so gosh darned sexy.

[The0Burger0King]

How do I engage in "activities" with a lady?

[DCdabest]

2 people are victims of shot gun romances....

[Volvandese]

Yup, a shotgun usually does it.

[edheldude]

eWhy is Denise Milani so often in your videos? Is she the ultimate glam model?

[suspekt29]

This is hilarious

[PUPPYKICKER111]

Brilliant.

[Malcontent1]

Hal, where is Bigfoot hiding?

[JLamp391]

ehow do I make a question mark.

[DOCTORWHOTARDIS13]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[ZetaNeubourn]

Huh.... I was using a libido enhancing essence of lust this whole time. Maybe mine needs more elfbell... it's like cowbell, but not at all.

I wonder though.... eHow can I enduce spontaneous tooth decay on my dentist for great irony? I'm not sure why I must, but the voice tells me to do so.

[Fanatic4500]

I've tried this before, and it hasn't worked yet... well.. if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some cologne.

[Tardisntimbits]

Hmmm, so if I substitute a sniper rifle for a shotgun, will I keep my fiance faithful?

[JackNapierVlog]

Ah the shotgun... That's tricked me into 12 relationships I didn't need

[hallowgrave23]

ehow do i have safe sex?

[mrzozelowh]

Can't wait for the August Apocalypse. Are eHow watchers spared?

[ScorchedTape]

Ehow do i get Bigfoot to stop prank calling me?

[FIREFRO626]

eHow can the thorax of the hulk cure mad cucumber disease

[Zor66]

chewing trident layers as i watch this

[gamerbug94]

ehow do I keep my stupid comments in my pocket?

[thomwd]

You're my favorite youtubechannel!

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[sevenwolvesrule]

eHow do I read people's minds?

[CrazySpike]

Make more of this videos, are hilarious

[Toatony]

Ehow Do I get my gecko to stop being racist?

[jaaackal]

Oh hai Hal eHow The Room??

[ragged07]

eHow, how do you make sweet love to Krich with out calling her name?

[nn8nn]

eHow do i get special effects from victoria?

[GoldenXBoots]

Dear Hal, eHow do I brew a potion that will grow me a tree house?

[passdeduchie]

ehow do i become a rapper?

[mwong666]

How do I become fed up with this world?

[FreeFireFull]

eHow does Edward count as a man?

[WolfgangLMclain]

@FreeFireFull Technically no, vampires can never be men and their love is not human. However, if you want to play in fairy world where the sun makes vampires sparkle like magical princes on ponies then the answer is still no. Edward is an automaton to be held in the same category as care bears and other creatures blind to destiny and humanity.

[Ibexgod]

munt should come back on :D

[Seveleniumus]

You could also just slap her with a sausage you used to catch her in a box.

[DemonCleaner31]

eHow should i end this sente...

[TehCthulhu]

eHow can you please post some of these videos that have to do with something besides women/sex and recurring characters

[ShowMe160]

She just needs a shotgun LMFAO

[DragonFire381]

Oh hi, Hal!

This is brilliant advice!

[TheRobotBanana]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[huskyclaw]

what if the girl plans on using the shotgun on me?

[TheRobotBanana]

Great advice Hal! I love you!!! Stop TEARING ME APART!!!

[pok282]

How do I make the beast of eternal seduction go away?

[supaganja]

I certainly wouldn't say no to a sexy chick with a shotgun

...and expect to survive the reprisal

[spacecowboy5000]

Hal I think you saved my life. My Mom wanted me to get married before I reached 50. Because of your advice I think it'll be possible. My Mom thanks you.

[kingbingbongboo]

when the room bit came up I was drinking then shortly after I was chokeing

[femalephantomdimes5]

Hi Doggy!

[jelliflobbacatman]

There's a guy who works at a supermarket near me who looks like you.

[Reinangelus]

I hate roses and I'm a girl

[rbadendieck]

How can i stop Lisa from tearing me apart?

[blamesociety2]

@rbadendieck I have to answer this.

[nichr0n]

@blamesociety2 you are our favorite customer

[bennip192]

@rbadendieck lol

[MrKiikunkaakun]

@rbadendieck What a story, rbadendieck

[The737NGdude]

This made me wonder, how do I find an enjoyable anti-goat?

[twitchster77]

I tried this and now I'm sitting in prison for 10 years.

. . .

THANKS E-HAL!

[shaydie]

I am speechless

[ch0colatemilk]

You were looking pretty sexy Hal. Did it work for you?

[101survivalist]

Excuse me Hal, how many calories are there in Unicorn meat?

I wish to try them some time...

[ResidentEman]

Ehow do I get the dragon in my basement to pay rent?

[denhemligafilmen]

STOP HAVING SO SEXY THUMBNAILS!

[oOoxelAoOo]

Would strapping dynamite to someone's family members work too?

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm too nervous to go tell this girl I love her...should I get Tommy Wiseau to do it for me?

[blamesociety2]

@videogamenostalgia Yes.  Tommy knows a lot about women and banking.